#useless headcanons

[functional-left-kidney]

some useless headcanons for the protagonist!

knows sign language. he took a class back in high school and fell in love with the language. he'll always say no no I'm nowhere near fluent i still have so much to learn. but like. he's fluent.

first job was at some local fast food chain. he hated talking to customers. he hated making the food. he hated everything about that job

has never had a cavity. he is terrified of the dentist. he will do everything he can to not go back there.

will kill and die for kettle cooked salt and vinegar potato chips.

really wants to own a cat someday. but for some reason cats never ever like him. he is scratched or bit every time he tries to pet one. it is very embarrassing. he acts like it doesn't hurt.

one of the few people on this planet who actually keeps himself hydrated.

can and will spend hours in an office supply store. his favorite section is the pens.

#elevator hitch #useless headcanons #elevator hitch protag #elevator hitch protag headcanons

[eanul-rmbl]

im sorry but

#octopath traveler #octopath 2 #8path2 thoughts #8path2 #temenos #temenos mistral #useless headcanons

[choupiee]

Useless (possibly?) headcanons for Alice In Borderland characters and what I think their emoji combo is (Pt. 1??):

Arisu = 🎮👾🕹️

- He’s actually great at school. Which is why he gets applied in a lot of job interviews. Ask him any equation or question in any subject and he’d answer it for you if you gave him time, the only thing on his mind is basically video games though

Usagi = 🧗‍♀️🌤️🐇

- Wants a pet rabbit or snake. She finds them interesting and would be really dedicated to taking care of a healthy one (or two)

Kuina = 🥋🦋🚬

- Chishiya was the very first person that convinced her to stop smoking. Although she’d heard other people’s attempts on making her stop smoking, it’s always the same to her, how she’d get injured internally or possibly die, but Chishiya said that “.. Smoking won’t help you deal with most of your problems, that’s what cowards do to pass the time. Are you a coward?”. She immediately said she’s not and remembered her mother, her friends, her old life. Now she has a purpose to keep going

Ann = 📇🔭🧪

- She’s always been interested in becoming a professor, she tried to become one but it wasn’t such a good thing for her. She found out that she has slightly low patience and wants to go to a fast pace when teaching students

Chishiya = 💉🎲🩺

- A people pleaser when he wasn’t in the borderlands. He’s known to be the most expressive student on the whole campus. He can kill an exasperated sigh, an annoyed eye roll, a begging and demanding pout, a cheerful grin and give out encouraging words to others. In reality, he feels bland and distasteful. He’d rather not show any expression, he’s incredibly sad. But because he wanted attention back then, he would fight to be the nicest, straight A student, top of the class and most helpful person of them all. Even the younger grades adore him. He secretly hates it though

Niragi = 🖤👓🌑

- He likes looking up at stars. When he was younger, he’d watch the stars above to pass the time, whenever he finishes all his homework he’d sits up on a windowsill to enjoy the view. Until now, he enjoys looking up at the dark sky. He remembers to hide his peaceful smile though

Tatta = 💌🛒🎳

- Loves bowling I bet. Absolutely does a whole lot of strikes. He enjoys outdoor activities where you socialise with others. And may I mention that he loves it when it’s Sports Day in his school? He just unintentionally has so much fun

#alice in borderland #useless headcanons #headcanons #Aib headcanons #aib chishiya #chishiya shuntaro #aib ann #ann rizuna #aib kuina #kuina hikari #aib usagi #usagi yuzuha #aib arisu #arisu ryohei #aib niragi #niragi suguru #alice in Borderland headcanons #emoji combos #aib tatta #tatta kodai

[skyland2703]

📂 + Sir Ivan of Zandar 👀

Ivan got lost in the city the first two days he was here. He still frequently gets lost in the city.

He also doesn’t trust taxies and cars in general to get him around. Either get him a horse, or he’ll walk. With Tyler going “YOU CANT WALK FOR EIGHTY MILES IVAN—”

More than a few times though, he’s found himself wandering in the city, with Tyler or Kendall desperately calling him on the Dino morpher, yelling “WHERE ARE YOU” and him yelling back “IF I KNEW WHERE I WAS, SIR TYLER, I WOULD FIND MY WAY BACK! But as it happens, thou beslubbering trex-witted apple john, I DO NOT KNOW WHERE I AM, AND HENCE I AM CALLING YOU FOR HELP”

Oh and his curses crack chase up so much that he starts recording em for “use” later on~

Send “📂 + Character” for a random yet completely useless headcanon I have

#power rangers #power rangers Dino charge #sir ivan of zandar #Ivan #Dino charge #Dino supercharge #power rangers Dino supercharge #Dino dorks #headcanons #useless headcanons

[toonirl]

📂 toontown !!

AVATAR NAME CONVENTIONS PART 2OO:

Toons with Titles from the Name Generator will use that word as an honorific in place of Mr./Ms./Mx./etc.

#ask meme #useless headcanons #toontown #toontag #astronomarten #thanks for supporting the arts #there's already an example of this in Ace Atoony for reference

[extremelyputridfishbreath]

📂

Turning a Doodle Dimensioner into origami is not only considered extremely rude, but negates their magical abilities (such as shapeshifting or color change) until they are unfolded.

The penguin version of Build-a-Bear Workshop is named Pick-a-Puffle Playhouse. It's probably somewhere (that would be off camera given the perspective of rooms) inside of the Puffle Berry Mall.

The Mall (in my headcanon) did not replace the Stage. It's probably here.

Richter does not like cream cheese.

A dragon and a penguin can have hybrid children, and even after several generations it isn't uncommon for dragon genes to resurface in seemingly normal penguins due to the potent magic of dragons.

Doodle Dimensioners court by giving ship art of each other.

Gin temporarily worked at a circus ran by humans...as a clown. This is because they already had enough tigers and lions to do the more exciting stunts. She is still bitter about this to this day...but she can juggle pretty well now!

The reason Gary is missing the soccer ball pin from his collection is because G Billy stole it. G Billy is also Gary's nephew.

The 'G' in G Billy stands for 'Garvy'. He shortens it because he thinks it's a dumb name.

G Billy sounds like Dan from Dan Vs.

Torrent has tried (and failed) to break Richter in order to orchestrate their escape from EPF custody using the grandmother exploit...

...But it fails to actually work, other than Richter ending up making cookies for them that they can't even eat until he snaps out of it.

Dot has many odd jobs around the island outside of being an agent- one such job being a stagehand and costume designer for the Stage.

Jet Pack Guy would cry if he was separated from his older siblings as a young chick, and often followed them everywhere. He will never live this down.

#club penguin #useless headcanons #listen the bab reference is me shoving my 18 year long hyperfixiation with my 10 year hyperfixiations together<3

[hatterstan-shameblog]

Can you do something for Arisu and Hatter as a duo?

Okay you get a mini fic:

(Set immediately after Hatter and Arisu's meeting in Hatter's room)

🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸🌸

"So, anyways," Hatter says, settling back into the sofa between his two bikini-clad companions, "now that we've talked business, it's time to talk pleasure. Tell me, dear Arisu, whatever does a young man such as yourself do for fun?"

The woman on Hatter's left curls back into his lazy embrace, her slender fingers tracing absentminded swirls low on his stomach. The one on his right nuzzles into the crook of his neck, ruby-red lips pressing an open-mouthed kiss to his collarbone.

Although Hatter does not seem to mind the attention, Arisu does; it's weird, and even as he pours himself another splash of something from the impressive selection of liquor on the table, he can't help but watch the trio like some kind of sexed-up car crash.

"Oh, of course—where are my manners?"

Arisu accidentally makes eye contact with the man across from him, cringing both internally and externally as he reluctantly holds his gaze.

"Would you like one?" Hatter asks, wrist rotating to gesture towards the women draped about his person, "I'm sure either of my friends would be pleased to make your acquaintence."

"He's cute," the one on the right says.

"Like a little lost puppy," the lady on the left pouts.

"No," Arisu yelps. He takes a nervous sip from his glass. "I'm, uh. Actually, I'm—"

"Say no more," Hatter interrupts. He nods his head towards the two men in matching black kimonos standing silently towards the back of the room, "Gentlemen, why don't you come give our friend some company?"

Arisu whips his head around and sees the men approaching. Panic seeps into his bones—this is not good.

"I like video games!"

Arisu doesn't exactly intend to shout, but the rising stress of the situation makes his resolve snap. He downs the rest of his drink, not willing to risk looking at his host for fear of seeing the rage that lurks behind the man's tired eyes bubble up to the surface.

"Oh. I see."

Hatter puts a hand up and the men stop their advance. The women on either side of him steal a knowing glance.

Arisu almost regrets his decision. Hatter's expression is unreadable as he squirms in his seat and reaches into the pocket of his swim trunks—oh, God, is he getting a gun? Or maybe he's more of a switchblade guy, which might actually be worse?

In a flash, something small is being tossed in Arisu's direction, and it smacks him in the chest before dropping down into his lap.

For a moment, Arisu worries he might have been thrown a small bomb—there's something wrong with this guy, it could very well be a possibility—but when he isn't immediately blown to bits across the tasteful cream carpet, he realizes that he might not actually be in danger.

Upon inspection, what Arisu had been thrown is a key. A car key with a large keychain dangling from it. Arisu flips the metal medallion over and can't help but smile.

"Oh, I love Kirby," Arisu says, running a fond thumb over the pink character's image, "I main him in Smash Bros."

Hatter gasps. He clutches his heart.

"I main Kirby in Smash," he admits solemnly. It looks like he's about to cry.

"Finally, I am in the presence of a kindred spirit," Hatter inhales deeply. The bones in his body seem to relax even more and a wash of peace surrounds his aura. "What's your favorite thing about him?"

"I like that he can fly," Arisu says. Now that he knows he's not in danger of being murdered or having unwanted romantic advances thrust upon him, he's able to relax a little smoother into the sofa. "And how he can just sort of inhale anything. It's a really creative idea for a power."

"And he's just so fuckin' pink," Hatter adds enthusiastically, "and round!"

...Not exactly what Arisu thought he was going to comment upon, but perhaps it's worth saying.

"He's," Arisu says carefully, "He's got red shoes."

"He has red shoes! You are so right!"

Hatter leans forward—and sways to the left a little for a moment, until one of his companions gently nudges him back on course—and grabs a bottle of champagne by the neck. He spills a generous, foamy splash into Arisu's glass amd Arisu's brow furrows as he watches it mix with the dregs of whiskey left in the bottom. Hatter gives himself the same treatment, his much larger quantity of liquor combining curiously upsettingly with the carbonation.

"To Kirby," Hatter toasts solemnly, raising his glass, "The pinkest, roundest little bastard that ever did live. I wish I could eat the way you do."

"To Kirby," the women on either side of him, each with their own champagne flute held aloft as if this is a very normal cause to drink to.

Arisu raises his own glass. He really doesn't want to drink whatever's inside, but it'd be rude to refuse.

"Yeah," he says, "Uh, to Kirby. He's great."

And all Arisu can think about as he gulps down his somewhat-bearable beverage is how normal and well-adjusted of a human being he is, given the circumstances.

That, and the fact that he needs to pick a new main for Smash.

#alice in borderland #aib headcanons #useless headcanons #hatter as soon as arisu implies he doesnt want female company: i am ally of the year lmao GAY RIGHTS AM I RIGHT #arisu: if any of these people even breathes in my direction i will shatter into a million pieces dont test me #hatter's girlfriends are honestly so brave theyre risking it all for some crazy dilf action i respect them so much #also just as a note: hatter was in the host club business so naturally he'd not see an issue in offering someone company #to him its not creepy. its like offering someone a potato chip when he has the bag open.

[go-go-devil]

📂

Artemy has acrophobia. He never realized he had it until moving to the Capitol and looking down from a window at the topmost floor of one of the university buildings; an intense wave of dread and a sudden tightness in his chest forming at the realization of how many stories high he stood...

Oh well, at least this is one fear he won't have to face when he arrives back home at his father's request ;)

#asks #useless headcanons #artemy burakh #pathologic #finally have an excuse to share this one

[spymeister]

📂 these are super fun!!

One Useless Headcanon Coming up

Jazz enjoys romance novels. Granted, he can't exactly read that well- but he listens to them audio-book style. He has an entire plethora and library of trashy novel-files he'd gotten from different sources that he keeps on lockdown. They kept him company on long ops, and occasionally- he'd go through an entire series during one mission.

Now and again, he tries to collect them- but most of his favorite authors have either moved on or died.

#useless headcanons

[adenial-a]

i’ve been trying to think about what kind of candy lovek likes? idk why, i think i saw someone ask that question before and realized i have no idea... but i think, lovek isn’t like, too into common like. american gummies, like super sweet chocolates or cherry flavored skittles or any of that stuff, i think she quite likes more tame tastes. green tea flavor sweets, rose flavored sweets, very mild ones. i can see her loving turkish delights.

#useless headcanons

[leaderintitleonly]

@gcldbound​ asked:

📂 !

When he gave Dopey his name (after all they had to call him something) his wife had been on his mind. His wife had always wanted a second child and since they had never had a son, he decided to give him the name Dopey. Part of it was his silly and awkward movements and part of it was his wife’s name, Maladroit. She had been clumsy, though she was more like a baby deer accidentally barreling through life. Dopey, on the other hand, seemed to just not be used to moving around in a body that wasn’t sized so well for him. He just hoped he wouldn’t resent the name and when time came for him to choose his second name, he’d find that it was an affectionate observation. Doc is still sensitive about dwarven naming if only because of how poor his experience was with his own first name and how badly it hurt him. He still carries that pain with him.

#doc headcanons #doc's mun speaks #useless headcanons #also i rip off walt disney insisting the name is cute and not meant to be mean so idk we let dopey decide when he's older imo

[functional-left-kidney]

some useless headcanons for the coworker!

really bad eyesight. wears contacts.

loves karaoke. a lot. he gets really into it, too, dancing and acting out the lyrics.

has one nephew and one niece. they're his brother's kids, and they think he is the greatest person in the world. he loves them so much.

never wears a shirt when he's home alone.

was really into collecting trading cards when he was younger. he doesn't really do it anymore, but he still has binders full of them.

loves to stargaze. but there aren't many stars visible at night in the city.

he hasn't been out of the city in years. it's too hard to get time off; and he doesn't want to. he's fine with his job taking up all of his spare time.

he finds all of his purpose and meaning in his job. he doesn't like to think too hard about what he'd be without it.

never really had to study hard in school. he always got good grades. very book smart.

graduated as valedictorian.

doodles all over his notes during meetings. he likes drawing chains of interlocking hearts, and then shading them all in.

had a really really bad haircut when he was thirteen. deliberately destroys all photo evidence of it that he finds

#elevator hitch #useless headcanons #elevator hitch coworker headcanons #i feel like he would have a brother lol

[league-of-starlight]

USELESS LORE HEADCANON:

Vladimir’s outfit used to be white, but it’s turned red from all the blood that gets splattered on it.

#league of legends #vladimir league of legends #useless headcanons

[kizzer55555]

DP x DC: The Most Dangerous Card Game

Ok so Danny has essentially claimed earth as his. And he is fully aware that there are constant threats to the planet. Now he can’t stop a threat that originates on earth (that’s something he’ll leave to the Justice league) but he can do something about outside threats. Doing some research on ancient spells, rituals, and artifacts, he cast a world wide barrier on the planet to protect it from hostile threats so they cannot enter. This will prevent another Pariah Dark incident. However, barriers like this come at a price. You see, there are two ways to make a barrier. Either make one powered up by your own energy and power (which would be constantly draining) or set up a barrier with rules. The way magic works is that nothing can be absolutely indestructible. It must have a weakness. The most powerful barriers weren’t the ones reinforced with layer after layer of protective charms and buffed up with power. Those could eventually be destroyed either by being overpowered, wearing them down, or by cutting off the original power source. No, the most powerful barriers were the ones with a deliberate weakness. A barrier indestructible except for one spot. A cage that can only be opened from the outside. Or that can only be passed with a key or by solving a riddle. So Danny chooses this type of barrier and does the necessary ritual and pours in enough power to make it. And he adds his condition for anyone to enter. 

Now the Justice league? Find out about the barrier when Trigon attempts to attack, they were preparing after he threatened what he would do once he got to earth. How he would destroy them. The Justice league tried to take the fight to him first but were utterly destroyed, so they retreated home to tend to their injuries, and fortify earth for one. Last. Stand. Only when Trigon makes his big entrance…he’s stopped.

The Justice league watch in awe as this thin see-through barrier with beautiful green swirls and speckled white lights like stars apears blocking Trigon and his army’s advance. The barrier looks so thin and fragile yet no matter how hard the warlord hits, none of his attacks can get through and neither can he damage said barrier. That’s when Constantine and Zatanna recognizes what this barrier is. Something only a powerful entity could create. For a moment, the league is filled with hope that Trigon can’t get through yet Constantine also explains that it’s not impenetrable. And clearly Trigon knows this too for he calls out a challenge. 

And that’s when, in a flash of light, a tiny glowing teenager appears. He looked absolutly minuscule compared to Trigon and yet practically glowed with power (this isn’t a King Danny AU though).

And that is when the conditions for passing the barrier are revealed. And the Justice realize that the only thing stopping Trigon and his army from decimating earth. The only way he can get through….is by beating this glowing teenager in a card game. 

Not just any card game though. The most convoluted game Sam, Danny, and Tucker invented themselves. It’s like the infinite realms version of magic the gathering, combined with Pokémon, and chess. And Danny is the master. So sit down Trigon and let’s play.

(The most intense card game of the Justice league’s life).

After Danny wins, this happens a few more times with outer word beings and possibly even demons attempting to invade earth, yet none have been able to beat the mysterious teenager in a card game. Constantine might even take a crack at it and try to figure out how to play. He’s really bad though. Every time this happens, the Justice league worry that this might be the time the teenager looses. Yet every time, he wins (even if only barely). 

Meanwhile, Danny, Sam, and Tucker have gotten addicted to the game and play it almost daily. Some teachers might seem them playing the game are are like ‘awww how cute’ not realizing this game is literally saving the world. Jazz is just happy they aren’t spending as much time on their screens playing Doomed.

#DPxDC #dcxdp #Danny makes a card game to save the world. #Technically he worded the ritual so that they had to ‘beat’ him as those are the most powerful barriers and most reliable. #keys can just get lost or stolen (like the one to Pariah’s Coffin) #A riddle would be useless once someone figured out the answer. Like how no one takes the sphynx seriously anymore. #(Sorry Tuck. But it’s true). #And there is NO WAY Danny is just leaving a hole open for anyone to pass through. No thank you! #So…beating him. But it’s not like Danny wanted to fight so…he edited the ritual a TINY bit. Card games are good. Much less painful too. #Danny Tucker and Sam made the most complicated card game they could imagine. #It’s based on their strategies for fighting ghosts. Capturing them in thermoses. And MUCH based on a on field battle strategy. #It often requires spontaneous thinking on the spot. So Danny? In his ELEMNT. It doubles as practice for his actual ghost battles too. #They had SO much fun making this. #Sam added an entire series of plant cards that act as traps and healing ointments and duds that just take up the field. #Tucker added legitimate hyroglyphics combined with Latin as well as English and ghost speak. #Yes. You actually have to speak that language to play. With proper pronunciation. (Amity Parker’s think the three are talking gibberish.) #I headcanon Sam and Tucker are fluent in Ghost. #Constantine WILL figure this game out SO HELP HIM! #Some of the cards also have combinations related to constellations either in name or placement on the board. #By the way the board is based on a Hexagonal summoning circle with Rhunes along the edges #And the placement of the cards on the board and on what rhune MATTERS. #Also the cards move disintegrate and have certain abilities. Think of Harry Potter Wizard Chess. #But they are normal when Danny plays at school. This is just for ✨effect✨ Against invaders. #Danny faces multiple opponents. He also halts alien invasions. #While Danny COULD stop crime on earth he’s not sure how to fight a normal human and hold back so he sticks to ghosts. #The Justice league are going crazy trying to figure out who this entity is and after deep research are convinced this is some sort of #Ancient being who has protected earth for millenia. They have paintings on ruins and everything. #Danny is not aware they think this. #Raven starts praying to Danny as if he is a god and wrangles the other Teen Titans into doing so as well. Danny is still unaware of this. #Danny is not a King or an ancient. Just a very VERY strong ghost.

[astaroth1357]

If MC shouts one of the brothers names' loud enough in the Devildom, they will hear it and run right to them like it's an emergency.

Lucifer and Mammon are the fastest getting there.

Levi and Belphie are the slowest.

Beel and Satan will just cut a straight path to wherever MC is, even if they have to bust through walls and throw people to get there.

And Asmo never shows up alone. He'll always tell whoever he's with that MC needs help so he shows up with up to 10 guys as backup.

#blonde twink in a sweater busts through your living room like the Koolaid man #blink and Mammon's already punching a bystander in the face #asmo shows up with the whole posse and brings the knives #levi and belphie are useless don't bother #obey me #obey me shall we date #shall-we-date-obey-me #obey me headcanons #obey me nightbringer #obey me lucifer #obey me mammon #obey me leviathan #obey me satan #obey me asmodeus #obey me beelzebub #obey me belphegor #obey me shitpost

[toonirl]

📁Herbert or the EPF in general!

Herbert causing Operation: Blackout is indirectly the sole reason that all the Takeover Parties exist

#she then failed to elaborate #ask meme #useless headcanons #club penguin #ur-typical-nerd #thanks for supporting the arts