well, maybe not, but jam has an expiration. you can't just let it sit on the shelf forever! so if you don't want my jam, then you need to tell me so i can take it elsewhere.
You know, it's been almost an hour since I heard about what a war hero you were. So go for it, war hero. Go chase after that bear. Take the guns, take the shells. You know what, go ahead, take care of yourself. It's what you always do.