#ushitendou

[skyeknight-hyperfixations]

My Top 10 Haikyu!! ships

Although, I'm a multi-shipper so really, anything goes for me as long as it's not pedo (adult x minor) or incest.

#01 Tsukkiyama

#02 Daisuga

#03 BokuAka

#04 EnnoTana

#05 KageHina

#06 UshiTendou

#07 UkaTake

#08 Asanoya

#09 Iwaoi

#10 AoFuta

#Haikyu #ships #Tsukkiyama #Daisuga #BokuAka #EnnoTana #KageHina #UkaTake #Asanoya #Iwaoi #Aofuta

[bkakweddingzine]

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#bokuto kotaro #kotaro bokuto #keiji akaashi #akaashi keiji #fukuroudani academy

[dinosaurtsukki]

haikyuu!! buzzfeed unsolved AU

OK THIS IS THE LAST BUZZFEED UNSOLVED RELATED HEADCANON SET I PROMISE 

[edit: check out the link at the bottom of the post for more buzzfeed unsolved au content :)]

hinata and kageyama:

90% of the show is them yelling and nobody watches it with earphones on

both of them believe in ghosts but that doesn't mean they want to see one

hinata will literally go to the bathroom five times before going to the spooky house and kageyama gets mad at him for it but there is Fear in his eyes

producer: 'were you scared?'

kageyama: 'pfft, no'

cameraman: *points camera down to show that kageyama's legs are shaking*

they also bring a shit ton of food with them when they stay the night at a place and they'll deadass be eating while talking about the history of the place

‘this house *crunch crunch* was built in *crunch crunch* 1972'

the producers tell them to stop bringing snacks but fans of the show love it

sometimes they'll shoot a mini mukbang video

SPICY, BARBECUE POTATO FRIES | Mukbang at the Waverly Hills Asylum'

hinata: *looking up how to do a seance on wikihow* it says we gotta offer some food for the spirit

kageyama: *spills the doritos he was eating on the table

*after 20 minutes*

kageyama: fuck this

hinata: *starts eating the doritos*

producer: ...

the ghosts: ..................the, audacity

tsukishima and yamaguchi

pretty much a ryan and shane duo right here

yamaguchi: we'll be visiting this place as part of our ongoing investigation on the question, are ghosts real?

tsukishima: *shakes head*

yamaguchi just wants to see the look of fear in tsukishima’s eyes at least once

yamaguchi: *hears a random thump sound* fUCk tSuKkI a gHoSt!!!

tsukishima: *sees a chair being tossed across the room* huh, the wind is pretty strong today

he likes to stick his head into attics to scare yamaguchi

yamaguchi always carries a water gun full of holy water

yamaguchi: i have holy water with me and i'm not afraid to use it! but i'm also sorry you had to die such a horrible death i hope you find peace soon

tsukishima: *walks into a basement that is supposedly a portal to hell* fuckin’ take me already

so many 'yamaguchi being an angel and tsukishima being a demon for 10 mins' video compilations 

daichi and sugawara

a very chaotic buzzfeed unsolved duo

suga, who is satan’s child himself, and daichi, who needs a raise

daichi: hello everyone! this is daichi,

sugawara: and suga

daichi: and you’re watching...

sugawara: jackass!!

daichi:...buzz...buzzfeed unsolved??

daichi started out being afraid of almost every place he had to walk into but after having to deal with the chaotic mess that is suga for an entire season, he no longer Feels Fear

this is because suga will deadass film a tiktok dance video no matter where he is

daichi: suga, someone was literally axe-murdered there

suga: *dancing along to ‘I’m a Savage’ or whatever that tiktok song is called*

daichi: *at cameraman* do you see what i have to deal with every day?’

suga is only genuinely scared by ghosts when his followers point out that a ghost was caught on camera in one of his tiktok videos

suga: *watching the video*

that was the end of suga’s tiktok career

tanaka and nishinoya:

another bunch of loud bois but they are much louder than kageyama and hinata

they’re very much into proving the existence of cryptids and are most known for that episode they spent hunting bigfoot by dressing up to look like bigfoot

tanaka: ‘you know that thing they do in cartoons where they stack on top of each other under a coat so they look like just one big guy?’

nishinoya: ‘ryuu i love you so fucking much’

other guy there who is also trying to catch bigfoot: oMg ItS bIgFooT *takes picture with the blurriest camera he could find*

both of them are very committed in their investigation of the supernatural and they’re very unconventional approaches

nishinoya: *lying on the ground in a creepy basement* EAT MY HEART DEMONS! WE’LL PUT THE VIDEO ON YOUTUBE!

tanaka: *takes out a spirit board* *spells out O-M-A-E  W-A  M-O  S-H-I-N-D-E-I-R-U*

ghost: *spells out N-A-N-I*

tanaka and nishinoya: *screaming*

kuroo and kenma: 

kuroo deadass flirts with any ghost or demon they encounter and kenma would sleep over in a haunted asylum for ten bucks

kuroo: *sidles up to the infamous annabelle doll* hey there little lady, what’s a pretty thing like you doing in a locked, glass case with a ‘don’t touch’ sign like this?

kenma: kuroo, there’s a demon inside her

kuroo: well, i’m a bit of a demon myself

kenma: she attempted to choke a guy in his sleep

kuroo: oooh, choking. i can get behind that...

kenma: *looks at camera*

the demon in annabelle: d-daddy??

“kuroo flirting with demons and kenma looking at the camera for 5 minutes”

kuroo’s actually a huge fucking scaredy cat and kenma secretly tries to push him over the edge

kenma: *plays computer-generated screams of the damned on his phone*

kuroo: WHAT WAS THAT?

kenma: ...I didn’t hear anything *looks at the camera as if he was on the office and plays the sound again*

kuroo: i was too scared to close my eyes last night

kenma: i was actually able to catch a bunch of pokemon last night. who knew the winchester mansion is such a hotspot

producer: did you catch any evidence of ghosts?

kenma: ...i caught a gastly

bokuto and akaashi:

bokuto is a die-hard mothman fan and akaashi is emotionally involved in proving that ghosts exist he will stop at nothing

akaashi: all of the evidence on the shadow figures and orbs spotted in this place can only suggest one thing...

bokuto: mothman did it

akaashi: no

bokuto: yes

akaashi: mothman is literally five states away

bokuto: he has wings

during their individual investigations, akaashi has already foreseen how bokuto is going to react

producer: it’s been quiet for a while. do you think bokuto’s no longer scared?

akaashi: oh no. he should be screaming right about now...

bokuto, inside the haunted house: *screams and waves his flashlight around*

akaashi:  and then he’s gonna call for help

bokuto: AKAAAAAASHIIIIIIIIII

*few hours later*

bokuto: i saw my life flash before my eyes in there

akaashi: *muttering incoherently near his ‘evidence wall’ full of blurry pictures and red string*

bokuto: i must’ve stared into the abyss at one point

akaashi: this place is fucking haunted. can i go back? it’s for sale right?

ushijima and tendou:

ushijima’s knowledge of ghosts is based on hollywood movies and tendou has exorcised places just by vibing

ushijima: *brings out a pottery wheel* if there are any ghosts in here, you know what to do

he’s actually never watched Ghost he just knows That One Scene

tendou: *naruto-running through the goatman bridge with a go-pro strapped to his head* IT’S MY BRIDGE GOATMAN, IT’S MY BRIDGE!!!

the Goatman Himself: i’ve never felt so fucking scared in my entire fucking life

ushijima believes that chanting in latin will Summon the Ghosts and tendou takes full advantage of that

tendou: *handing ushijima a slip of paper* here, apparently this will summon a full-bodied apparition

ushijima: thanks *begins chanting*

producer, interviewing tendou to the side: okay, what did you make him read this time?

tendou: i typed out ‘let me eat your ass’ in latin on google translate and went from there

cameraman: *zooms in on ushijima chanting*

the ghost haunting the castle: *is confused in French*

in the end neither of them get evidence on ghosts

ushijima: well, we'll have better luck next time

tendou: maybe even revisit this place ?

the ghosts: i know i'm dead but this is the first time i've been scared for my life

[EDIT: for more buzzfeed unsolved au content written by me, check out The Search for the Mysterious Mothman, a headcanon set feat. bokuaka]

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu!! buzzfeed unsolved AU #kagehina #tsukkiyama #daisuga #tananoya #kuroken #bokuaka #ushitendou #kageyama tobio #hinata shoyo #tsukishima kei #yamaguchi tadashi #sawamura daichi #sugawara koushi #tanaka ryuunosuke #nishinoya imagine #bokuto kotaro #akaashi keiji #kuroo tetsurou #kozume kenma #ushijima wak #tendo satori

[cowpokezuko]

Hahaha horny bunny suit makes brain go brrrr

#markings are So Fun To Draw #Don't judge me #ushiten #tendou satori #tendou #tendou fanart #ushijima wakatoshi #ushijima #ushijima x tendou #ushiten fanart #bunnysuit #shiratorizawa #shiratorizawa fanart #ushitendou #ushiwaka #slight n/sfw

[freaktwinsoftheconcrete]

Keep going, Sensei, please! They are all his protagonists. He cares about every single one of them!!!

YES!!!!

#kagehina #oikaiwa #kuroken #aonuchi #they are all protagonists #ushitendou

[gogo-karasuno]

I WILL REGRET EMBARRASSING MYSELF (But this anon so whateve) Your polyship Bokuto/Kuro/Reader was AMAZING. Any chance you could do one for Tendo with Ushijima and a reader? Please and thank you 🥺🥺🥺❤️❤️❤️

I had two very similar requests so I’m just lumping them together for this answer! Writing Satori can actually be really fun.

--SFW

- Both of you love Wakatoshi but there are times you kind of want to smother him in his sleep. The biggest has to be that he has never enjoyed a proper lazy morning in his life. No matter how much you and Satori complain things will not change. The latest you kept him in bed was 7:30am. Most times he’ll be up by 6am. He tries not to make noise but that is a lot of man trying to maneuver stealthily around a bedroom. 

- Your place ends up with an impressive assortment of plants. It could be a full blown garden or just some window boxes with a lot of plants around the house. Wakatoshi leans toward the simpler plants with a bonsai tree being his most difficult. He also has some bamboo and possibly a money plant. Think of him as a simple man with simple pursuits. Satori has no rhyme nor reason to what he has around. Imagine some wild looking succulents, a cactus or two, and maybe a Venus Fly Trap. Feel free to sprinkle your tastes in because your house is just The Crazy Plant People now.

- Movie Dates are really fun even if a little difficult at times. Satori will watch any movie with a cute actress. The genre, quality, and age means absolutely nothing to him. Is the actress cute? Then he is ready to watch this. A couple of really twisted horror movies kept you all up because of this. Wakatoshi doesn’t really have a strong preference one way or another. Mindscrewy movies, of any genre, are something he will avoid on his own. Please feel free to veto movies because someone needs to rein in your clown.

- Things are never quiet when Satori is home. Years of friendship with Wakatoshi lead to him filling the mostly silences with one-sided conversations. This is a habit that never goes away. In fact, the best way to figure out who is home is by the noise. If Wakatoshi isn’t peacefully existing in the room with you, you can forget he is around. Satori eliminates that problem. Watching them chat is really precious though. You can see how much they love each other’s company even if they seem like opposites. 

- Chances are that Satori has you beat in height. Wakatoshi has you both beat in height and general size because he is strong and well-muscled to prove it. What this means is you both can treat his sweaters, jackets, and hoodies as fair game. They are the ultimate comfort items that let the two of you drown in the extra fabric. A selfie of you and Satori in stolen sweaters is Wakatoshi’s home screen for his cell. Seeing the two of you smiling makes him happy.

--NSFW

- Sex with these two is something that happens with the three or you or pairs. Chances are you are the balance between “Vanilla” Wakatoshi and “Kink Compendium” Satori. The kinkiest things are something that typically involves only you and Satori. Hardcore Scenes, or most scenes really, fail to appeal to Wakatoshi beyond “Those are my Lovers.” Lighter kinks are something that Wakatoshi can be brought around to join. The biggest thing is for you and Satori to test them out a few beforehand. Things move much smoother when you have a flowing system of introduction for Wakatoshi.

- Wakatoshi is quiet in the bedroom while Satori continues to never shut up. The way you know they are really into something or are feeling really, really good is when they swap habits. Wakatoshis goes from grunts and groans to uttering swears and your names like a litany. Satori going word silent with nothing but gasps and moans is a sight to behold.

- A memorable (mostly) unplanned fun time came when you and Satori ganged up on your boyfriend. Wakatoshi was half absorbed in a boring documentary or something. In doing so he was “ignoring” the two of you. The agreed upon plan was to take up a seat on either side of him. As time passed you both inched and inched close enough to meld into his sides. That turned into the two of you making out in front of him before leaning up to include him. By the end, you and Satori were riding his thighs while leaving marks all over each other.

- Three people seem like they could be limiting in terms of sexual positions. But, an open mind and some creativity can really bring out a whole new world. Out of your triad, everyone has penetrated each other at one time or another. Many times these would happen at the same time. Yes, that means you have had Satori nearly choking on Wakatoshi’s cock while you rolled your hips into his. A different time had Satori helping absolutely ruin Wakatoshi.

- The funniest reaction you have ever gotten from Wakatoshi was The Maid Costume Experience. It started with Satori wanting to see you roleplay as a maid complete with the French Maid costume and no underwear. Wakatoshi coming home to see something of this caliber was nothing new. At most, you addressing him as Master was different. The second time he caught the two of you with a repeat of this scene had Satori in the costume. Seeing the redhead in fishnet stockings did Something for him but that was it. The Experience was when he came home to the two of you brandishing a maid costume at him. Imagine an actual Shocked Expression across his face that a stranger could read. A little encouragement had him participating with very mixed results. He tried. He really, really tried but roleplaying is not something he is good at. For a one off idea, it was fun but not really worth replicating at a later date.

#ushijima x reader #tendou x reader #wakatoshi x reader #satori x reader #ushiwaka x reader #ushiten x reader #wakatoshi ushijima #satori tendou #ushitendou #wakatori x reader #wakatori #haikyuu imagine #haikyuu imagines #haikyuu headcanons #haikyuu!! imagine #haikyuu!! imagines #haikyuu!! headcanons #hq headcanons #hq imagine #hq imagines #lemon #spicy #not for work #Anonymous

[ilchohand]

I wanna see how Sakusa would react when he sees Wakatoshi with Tendou being chummy bestfriends.

#HE'D BE LIKE WHO'S THIS TALL WIGGLY WEIRDO SNUGGLING UP MY CRUSH #sorry we only stan UshiTendo! #ushitendou #sakusa kiyoomi #ushijima wakatoshi #tendo satori

[its-illumejay]

Enjoy my sketch

My gay power just exploded

#haikyuu!! #kagehina #Ushitendou #Oiiwa #kiyoyachi #bokuaka

[incorrect-hq-quotes]

Ushijima: Being gay is not a choice.

Ushijima, holding Tendou like a trophy: But it's a game and I have won.

#jesy's #haikyuu!! #ushiten #ushitendou #incorrect hq quotes

[bokunoedit]

THE ARTIST GAVE ME PERMISSION TO POST IT!! Never repost or edit any art without asking first.

art credit: humaninosuke

artist comissions

pt. 2

#haikyuu #haikyuu headers #yaku headers #lev headers #yakulev headers #tanaka headers #nishinoya headers #tananoya headers #aone headers #futakuchi headers #aonekenji headers #ushijima headers #tendou headers #ushitendou headers #kiyoko headers #yachi headers #shimizuyachi headers #alisa headers #tsukishima headers #kuroo headers #tsukuroo headers #sakusa headers

[prettyboykatsuki]

ask and you shall receive, the fic is surprise by inarihzaki and it gave me the most invasive ushitendou brainrot for weeks

THANK YOU SO MUCH!!! A COUPLE OF PEOPLE HAVE SENT IT TO ME AND I AM SO GRATEFUL LMAO.

i can't believe sunny wrote it and i didnt realize. big bozo hrs

#return to sender #nsft #ari reccs #keep tag

[kuroosluts]

Haikyu characters Halloween costumes

(Duo addition 👀)

•tsikiyama: Sherlock and Watson, Tsuki was Sherlock duh

•daisuga: team rocket (tanaka was the cat lol)

•bokuto + Kuroo: spongebob and Patrick. (Akaashi couldn’t talk them out of it)

•astumu + osumu: Fred and George weasly. I had to I’m sorry

•ushitendou: buzz and woody. Ushijima was buzz much to his dismay. (They didn’t have his size in woody)

•asanoya: shrek and Fiona. Noya was shrek.

•kagehina: Kanye and Kanye. They kept fighting over who gets Kanye.

#tsukiyama could also be Tommy and tubbo #I just use my tags to talk about my other obsessions lmao #lol noya and tanaka as Wilbur and schlatt bahahaha #tanaka as sapnap BAHAHAHA

[rhinco]

ushitendou (is that what its called?) and iwaoi

DBSGDHDJ these r. two of my fave ships <33

ushiten:

iwaoi:

#asks #vang0bus #i love them a normal amount #iwaoi #ushiten

[narashikari]

Thank You, Haikyuu!!

So here we are. The final chapter of Haikyuu...

Excuse me for becoming an emotional mess down in the cut. I only got into the fandom very recently, but holy eff I got too attached to these volleyball idiots way too quickly...

So yeah, I did see a lot of spoilers over the week, but I tried to resist posting about them myself until the official Viz translation was posted. But I did have a lot of FEELS over them, aaaah-

Also, I have this particular track from the Haikyuu OST in mind while reading the finale and it really contributes to the FEELS. It’s called Itadeki no Keshiki- or, translated, The View From the Summit. And lemme tell you, just listening to it, even without reading the chapter, already broke my heart a little.

Anyways, without further ado, an emotional rant ensues.

Also, crying over ships ensues.

First- that gorgeous, beautiful colored panels of Team Karasuno and a match with Nekoma, their eternal rivals. Seriously, words cannot describe just how beautiful this panel is. In fact... just look at it in its full glory. THE CHARACTER INTERACTIONS ALONE. HOLY FUCK. 

THE PRETTY SETTER SQUAD OF AKAASHI, OIKAWA, YAHABA AND SEMI!! 

BOKUTO AND IWAIZUMI AND TSUKKI!! 

TENDOU LAUGHING HIS ASS OFF AT THE MIYA TWINS WHILE SHIRABU AND KUNIMI ARE JUST (-__-) 

UDAI PLAYING A MOCK GAME WITH HOSHIUMI AND AKITERU

DAICHI, TANAKA AND HINATA’S CHILDHOOD FRIENDS ALL WATCHING THE GAME

AAAH MY HEART CAN’T TAKE THIS ALREADY

Tendou as a chocolatier. Somehow it fits him. He does have that Willy Wonka vibe to him...

“Best friends” my ass... Furudate said UshiTendou rights and had them meet up in Paris for a romantic dinner date

Former Nekoma peeps losing it over Fukunaga’s paella?

Just when we thought pro-gamer/CEO/sugar daddy Kenma & sports promoter Kuroo was the power couple of Nekoma... Furudate brought out pro-volleyball player Yaku & supermodel Lev.. YAKULEV NATION HOW ARE YOU FEELING NOW THAT YOU’RE WE’RE STANNING ONE HELL OF A POWER COUPLE

Also, Yaku bursting out laughing seeing Lev’s ad is just so... YakuLev

Wow, I didn’t expect Kanoka of all people to be brought back... and as the ace of the women’s national team of things! She may not have gotten the boy but man what a gig she got instead

And both Tanakas just being a huge supporter of her even now is just... my heart is so full rn

Furudate also said AsaNoya rights and had them run off for a world tour right when their friends are about to compete in the biggest tournament of their lives

Also how sweet is it that DaiSuga are still close to the Tanakas that they’re watching the Olympics together (and laughing at AsaNoya’s antics together)

THE RANDOM KID WHO TOLD USHIWAKA VOLLEYBALL WAS BORING BECAME AN USHIWAKA FAN I CANNOT

MONIWA OF ALL PEOPLE GETTING TICKETS TO SEE THE OLYMPICS LIVE

IWAIZUMI IS AN ATHLETIC TRAINER FOR TEAM JAPAN AAAAAAAAAH

AND THEY’RE PLAYING AGAINST OIKAWA AAAAAAAAAAAAAH

Oikawa being the underdog as the “unknown” in since he never made it to Nationals in high school... then he apparently settled down in Argentina and became a player on the National team

Look I didn’t like his attitude towards Kageyama because it reminded me too much of how I was treated in high school but man. I could respect his efforts. Good for him.

THE NATIONAL TEAM ROSTER IS LIT AF AHHHHHHH

Tsukki is still the pillar of salt we all know and love lmao... I can’t believe he’s on a team with Mad Dog of all people though!

Did Furudate seriously just say KageHina rights and had their partnership acknowledged by the announcers in the goddamned Olympics? Why yes they did 

“FEARED AS POTENT MASTERS OF AERIAL COMBAT” 

Daichi, Suga and the Tanakas are all of us right now

“LET’S PROVE AGAIN TO THE WORLD... THAT VOLLEYBALL IS FUN!” 

If Furudate didn’t do that with Haikyuu I will eat my pants

Udai furiously working on his new manga... and holy hell, look at those arms (...I have an arm fetish thanks to Renn Kiriyama, sue me)

So... they didn’t do the “View from the Summit” speech, instead they did the other speech from the beginning of the manga. I highly recommend listening to this clip from the first Haikyuu stage show to accompany it. Fitting, not only because it was the FIRST stage show (which meant it portrayed the beginning of the manga)... but amongst those reciting the speech was Oikawa. THE FEELS!!

THIS PANEL UGH. THE ONLY THING THAT WOULD MAKE IT BETTER IS IF IT WERE IN FULL COLOR

THE FREAK QUICK DUO IS BACK, LADIES AND GENTS!!!

NOPE I’M NOT CRYING YOU ARE CRYING-

OKAY NOW I’M CRYING...!!! THEY PROMISED TO COMPETE WITH EACH OTHER EVEN ON  THE WORLD STAGE... AND THEY DID IT

THESE FUCKERS STILL SHARE THE SAME BRAIN CELL ACROSS THE GODFUCKING GLOBE TEN YEARS AFTER THEY FIRST MET 

Also, their numbers are still right next to each others’. FURUDATE REALLY SAID KAGEHINA SOULMATE RIGHTS

And with that... Haikyuu!! has officially ended! Ahh, I’m so emotional right now... 

I probably won’t be able to sleep at all and I need to be awake in like 3 1/2 hours anyway so screw it, Imma go read more fanfic about volleyboys!

(Also also, now it’s practically canon that they will try to fluster the other by flirting/dirty talking in Portuguese/Italian. Language kink KageHina ftw?)

#haikyuu!! #haikyuu!! spoilers #haikyuu!! chapter 402 #aaaah #my heart

[haikyuuautumnzine]

Here is Ushitendous!

#haikyuu #hq #fanzine #fanbook #zine #anizine

[sugawarasenpai]

Tendou?

Sexuality Headcanon: aroace leaning toward nebulously queerGender Headcanon: agender amab, possibly leaning toward a more androgynous presentation vs. masculine or feminine 

A ship I have with said character: honestly no one, tho i do see the appeal of him and Ushijima but for me it’s more of a bros thing?A BROTP I have with said character: Ushitendou! A NOTP I have with said character: none in particular!A random headcanon: i don’t think i’ve put quite enough thought into Tendou to really have any yet? clearly i need to! General Opinion over said character: i honestly couldn’t stand Tendou at first, since i watched S3 before reading the manga, though i did warm up to him after reading the manga, there’s a subtle difference in both him and Ushijima where i like them both a little more in the original. i think my favorite part about him is his relationship with Ushijima, it’s interesting to me. IDK! Tendou is a weird boy and he’s growing on me!