#val please

[honeybleed]

this betrayal???? I THOUGHT WE WAS IN THIS TOGETHER?!

#VAL PLEASE

[kinghamilton]

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#This kind of shit makes me upset when I remember Valtteri stopped kneeling for a while #Dude he was your teammate you should have knelt with him every race #Val please #I need to know why he stopped really 😭

[corvidmagicae]

Val's just gonna...make his way unannounced into her home and lay on whatever surface her can get to, covered in swamp and those fake Halloween wound kits. It's hard to say whether or not he actually looks hurt with all the mud.

"You don't mind if I stay here and sleep this off, right? Should only take a few months, and I don't snore or anything. "

　 　 “ What. The absolute fuck-- ”

The witch's voice - or rather the sound replicating her thoughts - made a noise similar to a garbled hiss, the little trinket trying to voice a string of incoherent curse words both modern and old-fashioned. Someone was not happy about the unexpected visitor sprawled out on her parlor room's floor.

At least he entered in through the front door, so her security system booted him into the trapped parlor room? Not that he would have known it was trapped until he attempted to leave - all exits of the room simply looped back into it, if not expressly permitted otherwise by the witch's own hand. Just a little trick to catch rats that snuck into her house uninvited and keep them contained until the witch came to deal with them. Like in this particular instance.

Unfortunately, she recognized this rat, so she couldn't just dispose of it. Annoying.

　 　 “Do I look like the sort of woman who takes in strays? How the hell did you even get in here??”

#glassandmetalwings #vAL PLEASE #ancient pokehistorian

[raspberry-rampage]

tfw you're the only one in the group not obsessed with some has-been

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel fanart #the vees #hazbin hotel vees #hazbin vees #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin velvette #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin vox #vox #velvette #hazbin hotel valentino #valentino #hellaverse #my art #can you believe I put doodle in the title of this file? #i'm surprisingly proud of how Val ended up looking? #also can we talk about how consistent is their colour palette as a trio? it's so pleasing

[momentomori24]

THEY ARE SO INSUFFERABLE AND HORRIFIC AND AWFUL BUT SO AMAZING AND DORKY AND THIS PART IS SO UNFAIRLY FUNNY AND CUTE AND WHOLESOME-- PLEASE, PLEASE HAVE MORE SCREENTIME IN S2. PLEASE LET THEM TAKE OVER THE SHOW. I KNOW THEY'RE HORRIBLE PEOPLE BUT I NEED MORE OF THE VEES.

And the most important scene of them all (to me):

First of all, how is Vox doing that. Second, you just know that these two douchebags are going to bang so hard with Alastor getting his ass kicked replaying in the background after this. I hate them so much.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel vox #hazbin hotel valentino #hazbin hotel velvette #hazbin hotel vees #voxval #staticmoth #all their scenes in this episode were so freaking good holy shit #all their scenes in show are great actually #like-- oh my god #they are so much fun to have around #vox was literally me the entire time (minus the alastor hating) #and their evil little happy celebrating at the end was so cute it's unreal #i wanted the vees to sing together at some point and i'm so happy it was delivered vox and val sound fantastic together #and that sneaky staticmoth kiss at the end YES YES YES YEEESS #i love everyone in this show (except adam) but the vees are just built different #with adam dead can they please appear more? please? i need more of these disgusting assholes committing disgusting crimes and gay wrongs #''the future of hell belongs to the vees'' is a sentiment i can and will get behind please take over #i just finished the season finale and it gave me the dopamine rush i really needed today i'm so happy AAHHHHHH #i can't stop rewatching this scene someone please help me i can't escape their clutches i've been here for hours please #ok i'm clogging these tags so i'm stopping here but AAGHHHBKFGXGGGBB #anyways good night

[haetrack]

thinking abt haechan being so dirty while fucking you this fine evening… 👤

i think he’d be so desperate to cum, not caring about the trail of wet kisses he leaves all over your upper body as he pounds into you. you can feel how your slick sticks to his thighs, how your slick gushes out your tight hole and around his cock.

“pretty baby,” he mumbles into your neck, “so fucking wet… my baby’s getting so dumb just by my cock.”

it’s true, you think. your mind filled with only thoughts of him as he thrusts into your wet hole. you can feel him panting into the junction of your neck, his whines harshly ringing in your ears.

one hand slips to your boob, wet from how he was fixated on kissing and marking your chest earlier. he squeezes, fingers teasing your hard nipple. his other hand finds your clit, messily rubbing at the wet nub as you moan out to him.

“hmm? need more? my baby needs more?”

you nod at him, drool slipping past your lips. he moves to look at you, his tongue reaching out to lick at your face, moaning out at your taste. he can feel you clench harshly around him, “gonna cum for me? cum for me so i can give what you want so bad.”

you whine out, the feeling of him being so close to you and the messiness of it all getting to your head as you cum around his cock. you can feel him twitching inside of you, and as much as you’d like him to stay inside of you, he pulls out.

he moves his body up over your chest, jerking himself off to the pretty sight of your face. you open your mouth for him as he cums all over you, marking you in such an intimate way. he moans out at the sight, his body buzzing with desire.

he moves to lick his own cum off of you, feeling his tongue move across your face. he then kisses you, and you can taste him on his tongue. you whine into the kiss, and he chuckles against you.

“god, you’d just let me do anything to you.”

#vals hard hours #haechan hard hours #haechan smut #nct smut #what just happened to me #why isn’t this my real life #GODDD PLEASE HES SOOOOOO #need him need him

[onesidedradiostatic]

I think every time someone says vox's turtleneck is another colour the colour of val's wings should change too

#osrs.txt #so who's ready to colour val's wings as yellow #vox's stupid fucking turtleneck #please look at the reblogs if you're new here

[decoloraa]

Gave her the muscles she deserves

#she’s fighting men twice her height and she’s definitely not doing that with noodle arms #dear fma mobile game please do better and give our queen some bawoom #the second pic are behind the scenes and what happens after she killed Roy with the water gun #olivier mira armstrong #olivier armstrong #fma #fullmetal alchemist #Major miles #captain buccaneer #edward elric #roy mustang #if you squint hard enough #oc casther wilk #oc val beauxclaire #my art #fma brotherhood #oc Thea #fma oc

[comet-wire]

QUICK. POST THE SILLY.

#scout posting #tf2 #tf2 scout #scout tf2 #tf2 jeremy #val/comet rambles #team fortress #team fortress 2 #team fortress 2 scout #gif #team fortress 2 gif #kazotsky kick #tw repition #posts you can hear #possible flashing warning #yall are making this too powerful holy fuck/lh #PLEASE READ PINNED POST BEFORE FOLLOWING #comets greatest hits

[luvv4choso]

gojo is the type of guy to tease you about squirting on him. the first time you did it, he was surprised and proud. proud of himself of course. that cocky bastard- but anyway, gojo would never stop reminding you of it. always rambling on about "remind that time you came so hard f'me? I know im hot n shit but damn" or also "remember that time you squirted everywhere?! the bedsheets were soaked !!" of course he means all of this in harmless fun. simply just wanting to annoy you even more. he actually loves it, just knowing he could do that to you, his ego grew even more.

[I would let satoru gojo say ANYTHING he wanted to me]

#jjk x reader #jjk #smut #jjk smut #gojo x reader #gojou satoru x reader #satoru x reader #satoru gojo #jjk satoru #gojo satoru #satorugojo #jjk gojo #gojo smut #jujutsu gojo #gojo needs to dick me down #i love satoru gojo #please fuck me #just one chance gojo #drooling #val !!

[dearest-painter]

I saw a few Val daughter fix’s that I found cute, but what about A N G S T Y T E E N. Maybe she does graffiti and meets her dad and tells him to fuck off? Then Husk is in the back throwing confetti 😭😭😭

TW/CW:Yandere behavior, unhealthy behavior, unhealthy relationship, abusive behavior, abusive relationship, not Yandere but Yandere AU, tell me if I need to add more

Summary?: there’s none expect fuck valentino

You were out in town. Reading has become semi easier so graffiti allows you to practice. You were at Valentino’s work place and graffitiing on the side of it. It was better for it to look as ugly as the owner is. Your mom and dad knew you did this so they made you take Niffty for safety. Niffty has always protected you as she was your best friend

“Y/N? The fuck you doing?” Usually little you would freeze in fear but right now, you didn’t care. “The fuck does it look like old man? I’m doing random ass shit! Don’t you got a lamp to fuck?” You replied as you rolled your eyes and kept doing what you like. Niffty still had the holy scissors for some reason. Valentino scoffed and rolled his nonexistent eyes.

“I’m your father, tr-“ You cut him off with a groan. “SHUT UP! Oh I’m your father Y/N! Like bitch please, you only want me because your customers have been complaining about my art, which shows how disgusting they are themselves. You don’t get a opinion on me so get the fuck away or I’m letting Nift go wild” You stated as you glared at him. Unbeknownst to you, Husk was watching. He was cheering and sending the video to Angel Dust

#✉️mail arrived✉️ #genderfluid enity answers! #yandere #please don’t do this #obession #unhealthy #platonic yandere #yandere platonic #fem reader #Val’s daughter reader #Valentino daughter reader #yandere hazbin hotel #yandere x female reader #yandere x fem reader

[yamchaisawesome]

Holy shit.

Valentino and Husk died at similar times.

They were both overlords at around the same time.

DO YOU THINK THEY HAVE HISTORY?!??

#hazbin hotel #huskerdust #is made so much more interesting if that’s true #angel is owned by basically husk’s old peer #and husk is now owned by the guy Val’s fucking is obsessed with #I swear I need their plot lines to intersect please #angel dust #husker

[kazanskys-mitchell]

i’m going to rip the bars off my enclosure rn and it’s because of this fucking guy

#please i need him so bad #god fuck i need to be sedated #idk i’m lookin at this like a hungry dog rn #anyway i’m fine i swear #val kilmer

[nicstylus]

Get stickbugged skuldugged lol

hiding my unhinged thoughts in the tags

#i have never made something so stupid that made me smile so much #look at that fucker go #imagine him like #skedaddling towards you at top speed #hes the stuff of nightmares #necromancers beware #alternative: take #this is what he does on vals rooftop when she doesnt let him in #her neighbors have called the police but they never find anything #she is so done with him #im cackling please #someone put me in an institution #skulduggery pleasant #valkyrie cain #get stick bugged lol #stick bug #stick bug meme #meme #skulduggery pleasant memes #nic stylus

[haetrack]

i just need to let this out bc i’m usually a hyuck girl but omg i’ve been obsessing over mark today… like fuck just him randomly having the horniest day of his life, so he ends up staring at the nudes u’ve send him or watching all these videos he’s recorded of u sucking him off, for HOURS. he’s just waiting around like a loser, hoping time moves faster till u come back home. eventually he can’t take it and starts palming himself over his sweats, and when that’s not enough, he slides his hand under his boxers, lightly stroking his hard cock. all he thinks about is u, the way ur lips wrap around him when ur on ur knees, the way ur back arches when he’s burrowed deep inside u. he grabs his phone immediately and facetimes u, elated when u pick up, greeting him with a small “hey” as u enter ur car. relieved that u weren’t in public, he wastes no time and picks up his pace. being able to see ur surprised face and hearing the gasp u let out upon realisation at what he was doing based off the whines leaving his mouth, just made his grip on himself so much harder and faster. mark thinks about how u whine and whimper in his ear with ur head on his shoulder, back to his chest as his fingers fuck in and out of u, his other hand applying pressure on ur clit. he almost comes when he hears u lightly breathe out “can i see, please?“. he curses under his breath and switches his camera around. he didn’t even bother taking his dick out, the shape of his hand desperately running up and down underneath his boxers and sweats was so lewd whilst still leaving much up to ur imagination. “ur doing so well baby, are u close?” u ask, “i wanna see u come, mark. i need u to take it out for me.” the deep groan that u hear from ur phone speakers makes u wanna go feral. he quickly follows ur request, his hard cock slapping against his stomach. his tip was so red and swollen, dripping with precum, making u wonder how long he’s been getting himself off for, considering u’ve never seen it this bad. the moan u accidentally let out causes him to twitch in his hand. finally without the obstruction of his clothes, u see him rutting in his hand. u feed him with praises, amazed at how much faster and louder he gets the more u talk. ur sure he’s not even listening to the actual words ur saying, just the sound of ur voice was getting him off. he opens his eyes after having them clenched the last few minutes, seeing his beautiful girlfriend’s face on his screen and noticing ur now heavy breathing, sends him over the edge. strings of cum land on his toned stomach and he catches some of it with his hand, continuing to stroke himself with it, emanating wet, sloppy sounds that bless ur ears. the groan he’s about to let out catches in his throat when he hear u say, “don’t move, i wanna clean u up.” the roar of ur car engine turning on and the facetime ending.

phew, had to put this out somewhere before i went to sleep 🧏‍♀️

holy shit. what. What

anon how could u just drop this in my inbox and go to sleep like u didn’t just write the craziest thing ever… ANON PLEASE…

just the thought of him being so horny and need you to get off… yeah. yeah. then when you get to his apartment he’d be all over you, trying to get you as close as possible. if you feel nice, you’ll let him cum as much as he needs to, grunts of your name filling the air as your hand glides over him and your mouth sucking on his tip. if you’re feeling mean, you’ll edge him, making him beg for you to let him cum, hips fucking into your fist.

even if you decide to let him fuck you, you’d ask him to beg for it. he doesn’t care, practically begging to fuck your dripping hole, no shame left in his body after being horny all day. he needs you. it doesn’t matter what position, his aching cock needs to be inside of you.

#asks #anon #vals hard hours #mark lee smut #nct smut #mark lee hard hours #ANON PLEASE COME BACK TO ME #we need u anon… #please tell me u write on here… #ANON PLEASE. #everyone please read this ten times

[apinkfloydfan]

Someone pls tell me.ideas of what i shoudl post here the only thing i do is post silly val

#val kilmer #tom iceman kazansky #pete maverick mitchell #80s #90s #madmartigan #top gun iceman #jim morrison #batman forever #real genius 1985 #top secret #chris shiherlis #heat 1995 #im gay as fuck #im gay as hell #i love men #i love women #please please please #please help #please reblog #im dying