#valentin and the widow

[esmerxyaugusta]

nat: why are you giving me cauliflowers and broccoli?

y/n: bc it's valentine's day! HAPPY VALENTINE'S DAY!!

nat: these aren't flowers?..

y/n: well, did you know that cauliflowers and broccoli are a type of flower

nat: no i didn't know

y/n: well now you know! *skips away*

#source: unknown #incorrect quotes #marvel incorrect quotes #valentines day #natasha romanoff #marvel #black widow #natasha romanoff x reader #marvel cinematic universe #y/n #gn reader #black widow incorrect quote #flowers

[marialsillydoodles]

happy valentine's day!!!

#blackhill #black widow #natasha romanoff #maria hill #marvel #mcu #art #fanart #wlw #valentines day

[nimitrix]

Happy Valentines 💌 xoxo

#winterwidow #buckynat #bucky #bucky barnes #bucky fan art #buckybarnes #bucky art #sketch #winter soldier #winter soldier fan art #valentines day #white wolf marvel #marvel fan art #marvel #black widow marvel

[chinghon]

Sending LOVE to the clintasha fandom~

Happy valentine's day~

Here's the still pic~ love u all~

Bonus

Hope u all like these~

#clintasha #hawkeye #clint barton #natasha romanoff #black widow #rennerson #jeremy renner #scarlett johansson #valentine's day #happy valentine's day #send love to clintasha fandom

[naturesapphic]

Guys. Should I start writing smut?

#natasha romanoff x reader #natasha romanoff #black widow x reader #jade west x reader #jade west #jennifer tilly x fem!reader #jennifer tilly #tiffany ray valentine #tiffany valentine #lauren jauregui x reader #lauren jauregui #clarke griffin x reader #elizabeth gillies x reader #melanie martinez x fem!reader #lady dimitrescu x female reader #lady dimitrescu

[crescentmoonrider]

Also also smoker and crocodile valentinessssss <3

arrangement

yes !!! them !!! did i ever tell you that Sir Crocodile was the first character to awaken my attraction to fictional middle aged men ? i just decided to binge one piece in two weeks and by the end i was just sitting there like "fuck me, Crocodile was actually kinda hot huh"

but yeah anyway i just kinda whipped up some clothes for the love of cleavage and man boobs 😌

anything for my mans Sir Crocodile 💖

(also partly bc i refused to look at refs while sketching lmao)

#yumi's art #one piece #one piece smoker #smoker op #sir crocodile #smokodile #is that ? the ship name ? #i have no idea ngl #small valentines event #yumi got asked stuff #duesternis #sir crocodile my mans #crocodile with cleavage.... crocodile with big earrings....... #crocodile in a feathery nightgown even ? #smoker at the door like 'king cobras been found dead' #and black widow crocodile faking surprise #hmmmm thats an idea actually........... #sorry this came out of nowhere idk why #i just had A Vision #possibly sent by croc himself who knows sdfgdg

[vaguely-concerned]

sometimes I think about the fact that bacta lost his virginity to tryst's sister. who looks enough like him that they easily pass for each other when they swap clothes. *touches ground gingerly* something psychosexual happened here. (good for rendezvous honestly it isn't her fault her brother is too emotionally dense and/or dysfunctional to get in there.) and then the next morning he found out the first person he was ever in love with probably isn't dead after all and never contacted him. it's a lot, to be a bacta in this world. single father despite having three co-parents, harried husband and grieving widower who's never once been married but is sometimes for sure divorced, teenage boy at his first real party, 'as your doctor I feel compelled to point out -- okay, that's, you're doing it anyway, sure, why not ', haunted veteran at the tender age of 17, owner of what must be the most common face across the galaxy, parentified oldest sibling despite being the youngest adult on the crew, sole qualified clipboard holder....... he's somehow doing it all at the same time and he's doing it on phindar, while making cupcakes

#'I have lived with a valentine for five years' he says in the voice of a man desperately trying to make this marriage work by will alone #campaign star wars #bacta #bactatryst #is that the ship name? I feel like I've seen that around it seems right #I feel so free in terms of campaign star wars ships honestly it's the only taste I've ever had of the peace of being a multishipper #zeblue is way too intense and weird and fucked up for me to wish it on anyone else to get involved in that (affectionate) but otherwise... #it's all good baby. no wrong answers here. is this why multishippers seem so chill you guys have escaped samsara I guess #anyway I love bacta with my whole heart. he tries so hard and it matters so much #even when it doesn't matter at all it matters so much #rendezvous looked at mr bacta 'black widow' mynock and was like 'that sign can't stop me I'm a valentine I can't read' and she was RIGHT TO

[artbygem]

The day they met..👑

Sobbing at how cute they are, these renders turned out to be super cute. Three gorgeous queens; Gemma, Chloe (@chloekistune) and Eden (@cloudofbutterflies92) 👑🖤✨

#3d render #original character #cod oc #call of duty modern warfare #call of duty #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #friends ocs #oc:eden“spectra”park #oc:chloe valentine #oc:gemma “widow” miles

[vulpinesaint]

haunted mansion 2023 is such a moviegoing experience. you walk into this halloween movie in early august and don't expect much except that it will maybe be funny (expecting same kind of situation as haunted mansion 2003) and instead you immediately are confronted with a movie that is at its core about grief and learning how to live with and lean on others while dealing with that grief, a genuinely touching example of found family, danny devito, and a few really good moments of real honest suspense with scares that make you jump. AND it's actually funny

#also the protagonist is a gorgeous thirty-something widower. that's beside the point though #i think we should have more movies featuring hot widowers who aren't in their twenties i think it'll help nature heal #ALSO that the main 'romantic' couple didn't actually get together in the end? left open-ended? #the kid got a father figure but ben and his mom did NOT need to kiss in the end to show affection and that they genuinely care ab each othe #beautiful. moving. genuinely beloved #anyway this movie was really fucking good i can't wait to watch it again at halloween time for real haha #valentine notes #haunted mansion 2023

[georgie3116]

RE// MCU - Black Widow: Nemesis

> Please enjoy an excerpt of my Wattpad FanFic. This excerpt comes from Chapter 3 when Jill Valentine finally meets the Black Widow. Find a link to the full (in progressed released story).

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Jill began to crawl away the smell of gasoline filled her nose and she's only free of the wreck just before the car explodes, more pain shot through her muscles as the explosion pushed her into the road.

Jill looked up in horror as the creature continued to walk through the flames of the inferno, the plastic wrap covering its face began to melt away and Jill swore it would be a sight that would remain with her for the rest of her life.

Its face was a living nightmare a contortion of inhuman flesh, a giant mouth, and oversized teeth

"Hey, fuckface" a female voice yelled distracting the creature from its original prey.

Suddenly a rocket was launched in its direction which the creature catches with its tentacle that protruded from its arm, annoyed it threw the explosive into a car with ease as it narrowed its gaze recognising the red-headed Avenger perched on the roof of a police car with a very big rocket launcher aimed at it

"AVENGER" the creature growled with anger, this B.O.W had been infected with a primary objective 'Kill S.T.A.R.S’ but also a complex threat assessment matrix and unfortunately for Natasha Romanoff it recognised her as a threat to its objective and its existence.

Before the B.O.W can react against her she fires another 'her last' rocket at the creature catching it right where the Black Widow had aimed it to go, the creature collapsed in a flaming heap keeping it down for good, at least that what Black Widow hoped.

Natasha ran to the woman laying in the street discarding the now useless rocket launcher, Jill stared up at her rescuer in awe, an Avenger here in Racoon City, the infamous Black Widow had saved her life

"You- you're an Avenger" Jill stuttered her words, she mentally kicked herself for being such a gibbering mess in front of her all time favourite hero,

Black Widow gave Jill a small smile, but Jill couldn't help but notice that the red heads smile never reflected in her eyes

"The names Natasha Romanoff and I'm saving you" Natasha placed Jill's arm around her shoulder so that the injured S.T.A.R.S officer could lean on her for support,

Jill had to admit the woman was a lot stronger than she looked "Come on let's get you some place safe" she painfully raised Jill to her feet, the two women quickly fled the scene although Natasha quickly looked back at the burning body of the B.O.W in the street 'And stay down' Natasha Romanoff thought to herself.

Chapter 4

LOCATION: The Streets of Racoon City

"Whe-, where are we going" Jill asked as the red-headed Avenger continued to carry her, Jill's proverbial knight in shining...Kevlar?

Natasha doesn't answer Jill's question instead she moved quickly with the S.T.A.R.S officer hanging over her shoulder for support and looking back occasionally to ensure that they hadn't been followed

"I think we're in the clear" Natasha let go of Jill allowing the woman to catch her breath "I hope so" Jill gasped clutching at her hurting ribs, a series of loud gun shots caught both of their attention, a loud explosion soon followed.

Black Widow suspected that it was the U.B.C.S officers she had sighted earlier, given the cops experience with Umbrella she decided that it might not be a good idea to tell her that unfortunately they were going to have to work with the Umbrella mercenaries.

"I saw some soldiers a few blocks down protecting civilians from the Zombies, hopefully they might have somewhere we can find sanctuary for a while" Jill nodded it was a good idea, she quickly became aware that she had been staring at the beautiful Avenger,

Jill felt mortified at herself for being so rude "Let me guess you want a picture" Black Widow smirked causing Jill to cringe

"Sorry, but I've always wanted to meet an Avenger"

Natasha's lips formed a thin line, she didn't like the 'almost celebrity' status that came with being an Avenger and certainly didn't feel like she deserved any admiration, Stark on the other hand lives for the attention, she however was no hero

"Hey, I'm a person just like you" Natasha insisted although it was a lie, she hadn't been a 'person' for a long time now.

"I don't think there's anyone like you Ms Romanoff and for what it's worth you're my favourite Avenger" Natasha smirked at Jill's attempt of flattering her, she didn't need to bother the officer with details of why no one in their right mind should idolise her.

Jill painfully straightens her aching spine stretching her sore arms "So... are there any other Avengers coming to the rescue?" Black Widows gaze dropped slightly

"No, I'm afraid not. The others are currently held up in Wakanda, news of the attack won't reach my teammates in time to come to our aid" Natasha Romanoff was different from her team, the Wild Card, the outcast, the mystery.

However, Natasha Romanoff had proved time and time again that she deserved her status as one of the founding members, since her method of ask questions first, punch later made her the ideal Avenger for S.H.I.E.L.D to pass this mission off onto

"That's a shame, I could sure do with a Thor or a Hulk right now" Natasha smirked again, her smirk was as sharp as glass

"Yeah, you and me both" Natasha supported Jill again as they made a beeline towards the sound of gunfire.

"Everyone, follow my men!" yelled a male voice most definitely a soldier Natasha thought as she made a quick assessment, he certainly had the build of a soldier, but his hair made her pause a complete fluffy mess on the soldier's head,

she wondered if the hair was an intentional fashion statement or just poor upkeep.  

The soldier suddenly took notice of the two women 

"Hey ladies its not safe on the streets!" he yelled and seeing that one of them was injured he approached to help, that was until he noticed that one of them was the Black Widow 

"Oh wow, we had no idea an Avenger would be in the city" both Natasha and Jill simultaneously rolled their eyes.

***

#natasha romanov #black widow #jill valentine #resident evil #black widow fanfiction #marvel fanfiction #fanfic #fandom #fluff #zombies #natasha romanoff #resident evil fanfiction #wattpad #girl crush #badass women #fanfiction #marvel crossover #marvel cinematic universe #crossover

[scavengerssuccotash]

What are our two master assassins plans for valentines day???

Hey there! Thanks for asking!

Clint’s a big softie. He’s got that whole golden retriever dopey smile goofball aspect with a large helping of hopeless romantic, so it’s no wonder that he goes all out on Valentine’s Day for his romantic partners.

I’m talking bouquet of roses, nice jewelry, lingerie and reservations at a Michelin star restaurant kind of guy. He always has been which was only exacerbated as he got older and really who doesn’t like being showered with expensive gifts on Valentine’s Day? What girl wouldn’t, right?

Well…

Natasha.

Their first Valentine’s Day as a couple Clint had a bouquet of roses delivered to her home, with a note that said,

Wear something red. 8:00, sharp.

Now, Natasha doesn’t do grand gestures and she certainly doesn’t do declarations of love either. She’s a very practical woman. Besides everyone knows Valentine’s Day is an overly commercialized day by Big Chocolate and Hallmark. Be it her upbringing, her internalized fear of falling in love or a combination of both, Natasha took his bouquet of roses and tossed them into the trash. Clint spent that Valentine’s Day eating alone. (He wasn’t going to waste that reservation. The chocolate mousse was divine.)

He actually narrated his entire meal through (admittedly) passive aggressive texts.

I know your fingers get cold because you have poor circulation in your hands, which is why I requested them when I made the reservation. More hot towels for me.

(Along with a picture of what Natasha could only guess were two middle fingers hidden behind towels. The idiot must’ve asked the waiter to take the picture. She honestly had to laugh at this because he winked during it and she knows that it wasn’t entirely out of malice but it was clear that he was a little hurt.)

Still though, the texts continued well into the night, until Natasha actually regretted not going. She showed up at his door when he got home and apologized.

“I spooked.”

A lengthy talk in the bathtub later, they make a deal. Next Valentine’s Day they’ll take it slower and have a less flashy day. They spend the next one in Bosnia and spend the day holed up in their safe house. The next in Hawaii. (Clint convinces Nat to abuse their hotels room service and pig out in their robes before spending the rest of the day alternating between the ocean, hot tube, shower and bed.) Gradually over time Nat gets better at accepting Clint’s more romantic gestures.

Today, they are participating in the time old tradition of eating out, renting a swanky hotel, and exchanging small gifts. Clint gifted Nat a pendant necklace that doubles as a reservoir for poison or perfume.

“See? Multi-purpose.”

Nat gifted Clint with concert tickets to a band he really loves and a surprise appearance by his gift from last year.

“And…”

“And?”

“Something red and lacy.”

(I got so inspired by this ask 😭 definitely gonna try and pop out a Valentine’s Day fic this weekend!)

#ask me #valentines day #clint barton #hawkeye #clintasha #natasha romanoff #black widow #marvel #personal #fandom

[yorkshireteauk]

yelena goes on a long rant one valentine’s day to kate about how it is all just a capitalist scheme to trick people like kate until yelena notices kate sheepishly holding a gift bag with lucky and fanny in cupid costumes to which yelena just bursts out crying and kate agrees that yelena can cook tonight (yelena also buys a bunch of gifts that night)

#she’s never had a valentines but now she has one forever #marvel #kate bishop #yelena belova #bishova #hawkeye #pizza dog #lucky #yelena my beloved #yelena black widow #and kate and yelena #spotify #happy pride 🌈 #pride month #wlw pride #gay marvel #kate bishop x yelena belova #kate x yelena #katelena #gay #kate and yelena #pride

[angelyuji]

all of my girl-lovers send me girl thoughts pls becuz i love girls and i want to write and talk abt girls plsplsplspls

#angelthots #black widow x reader #diana prince x reader #IM BEGGING PLSS #i also really want a gf #valentines day is gonna be soooo depressing for me

[naturesapphic]

Requests are open for all characters for Valentine’s Day! I’ll even write for Rhea ripley 🤭

#natasha romanoff x reader #natasha romanoff #natasha romanoff fluff #black widow x reader #jade west x fem!reader #jade west fluff #tiffany valentine x fem!reader #tiffany ray valentine #tiffany valentine x reader #lauren jauregui x reader #lauren jauregui x fem!reader #olivia benson x reader #olivia benson x fem!reader #rhea ripley #rhea ripley x reader #lady dimitrescu x fem!reader #lady dimitrescu x female reader #lady dimitrescu x reader #clarke griffin x fem!reader #clarke griffin x reader #hanna marin x fem!reader #mariska hargitay #lorraine warren x reader #lorraine warren x fem!reader #melanie martinez x fem!reader #melanie martinez x reader

[rad-roche]

i figure in the interim between dead man talking and dead woman walking nick and glori get into a routine over how they do their Detective Stuff. nick's got a whole lifetime of prior experience to call on and a very cool head, so he tends to go off gut feelings, intuition, that kind of thing, while gloria's the type to very meticulously think things through, keep stacks of notes, individually organized binders, a real three steps ahead type. there's something funny to me about the literal robot being the warm, empathetic one and the random bank clerk with the unlucky circumstances being the ruthless enforcer of the two

#fallout 4 #fo4 #gloria roche #nick valentine #dead man talking #they figure out the crying widow in the waiting room killed her husband and gloria is unveiled like a prize on a gameshow #gloria 'I Will Kill Again' roche #sole survivor

[the-spinner-rack]

Nat & Matt (by Bob Brown & Vince Colletta from Daredevil #122, 1975)

#daredevil #black widow #bob brown #vince colletta #kiss #valentines