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skyeontheflank · 8 months
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Valorant tweet and textpost memes bc I’m unoriginal, pt 5
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astrostrudels · 1 year
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When valorant comes out with a show i WILL be the head writer btw
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astronaut-al · 1 year
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The moment I read breach saying “Jolteon I choose you!” I immediately thought of the yu gi oh arm thing connected to his cybernetics.
Dialogue credit goes to @hvstias
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svshiroll · 1 year
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bisexual
raze: what’s the word for when your hands are bisexual
killjoy: do you mean ambidextrous
raze: i’m in love with u
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hvstias · 5 months
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waitress: are you two a couple?
neon: n-
jett: why? any discount?
waitress: yeah, ten percent off desert
jett: *puts her arm around her*
jett and neon in union: yes. yes, we are
*camera cuts to a scowling fade and a cackling raze in the background*
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xgent-of-chxos · 1 year
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Sage- I think Fade is concussed.
Neon- Quick, ask her something
Sage- Fade, when is the last time you slept?
Neon- No, something she knows
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scftm1ttens · 3 months
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valorant incorrect quotes; but it’s from me and @cinnamoncatto’s discord chat
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brunnetessimp · 1 year
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Neon: Can we go out to get icecream?
Reyna: Did you ask Sage?
Neon: She said no.
Reyna: Then why did you ask me?
Neon: She's not the boss of you.
Reyna, internally: It's a trap, it's a trap, it's a trap.
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Sova, whispering into his comm: What do I say?
Cypher, as a joke: Your safeword
Sova, to his mirror self: Packpackи!
Mirror Sova:
Cypher:
Everyone else on the comm network:
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valorrant · 2 years
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Viper: Amir!
Cypher: Nora used to call me that..
Reyna, exasperated: Because that's your fucking name!
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blackraged · 2 years
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Cypher, trying to flirt: So, Sova....what's your number?
Sova, visibly texting: I don't have a phone
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skyeontheflank · 9 months
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Valorant tweet and textpost memes bc I’m unoriginal, pt 4
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astrostrudels · 7 months
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Omg who said zat
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astronaut-al · 2 years
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Dialogue credit goes to @hvstias as usual
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svshiroll · 1 year
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the list
raze: okay, when have i done anything rash or irresponsible?
brimstone: i have a list. it’s alphabetized.
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hvstias · 8 months
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fade: "you'll never find the body" is such a weak threat. "you'll never stop finding the body" is much better
cypher: “they'll be finding parts of you for at least four months. and you'll be alive for three of them"
fade: that's the spirit!
kingdom agent they just captured: *desperately trying to get out of the chair he's tied to*
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