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shkretart · 9 months
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Valorant agents go in for sports. Omen is tired. + Wip. Sova
I am slowly returning ❤️
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dorangenut · 1 year
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valorant agents
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dylbydoodles · 3 months
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Valorant Vogue Covers
I hope everyone gets a good giggle out of these
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amberandomly · 4 months
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Mashing the 2 shooty games I suck at
Literally only made this bc Spy looked good in Cypher's fit
But Demo tho-
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valdaycare-au · 6 months
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i got no money and i got no kids, can they help me get some?
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Hey, uh, Mateo here. They had me type this up because Miss Kirra and Mister Sasha were comforting Miss Ling, and Vincent is still lying on the floor (you'll see later) so I'm writing this response red-faced and flustered. Needless to say, Miss Ling was completely overwhelmed with the fact that the daycare was gaining popularity the wrong way. Nothing wrong, of course! Tìa Zyanya did tell us that bad publicity is still publicity but is this... uh... bad? I honestly don't know. ʘ⁠‿⁠ʘ Vincent begged to differ but...
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Oh well. He had it coming.
Bonus Panel:
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Behind text: I DONT UNDERSTAND, WE'RE A DAYCARE, A *DAYCARE* AND PEOPLE??? INQUIRE???? FOR THE SITTERS FIRST??? ESPECIALLY VINCENT AND SASHA, AND GUESS WHAT? VINCENT TOLD ME WE SHOULD TRY AND PROFIT OFF OF THAT ATTENTION INSTEAD BUT ZYANYA WE'RE A DAYCARE! A DAYCARE!(more ugly sobbing) WE'RE BABYSITTERS, YES WE DO HOME SERVICE BABYSITTING TOO BUT LATELY SASHA AND VINCENT COME BACK TO THE CENTER AND THEY BOTH LOOK TRAUMATIZED OR DISAPPOINTED BECAUSE THERE'S NO KIDS TO TAKE CARE OF AND THEY JUST WANT TO HIT ON THEM—
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valorant-drabbles · 5 months
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Valorant Agents on Their Day Off
Brimstone implements a mandatory day off for each agent. No work is to be done on that day, and agents are encouraged to take advantage of this.
See below the cut for all agents
Brimstone: Despite the fact this was his idea, he’s one of the most reluctant agents to actually take his day off. There’s always too much to keep track of- missions, agent shenanigans… He’s only going to take his day off if he’s sure nothing bad will happen, and leave the Protocol in the capable hands of Viper and Sage.
Breach: Man is absolutely pumped to find out it’s his day off tomorrow. You bet he’s gonna drink the night away, knowing there’ll be no repercussions in the morning!… well, aside from a hangover. But he’s going to be noisy as hell all night, so other agents are encouraged to wear earplugs if they plan on getting sleep the night before his day off.
Astra: Oh you KNOW she is making plans the second she finds out when her day off is. She might even encourage Neon or Raze to ditch their training that day to go out with her for a few hours, assuming they aren’t being sent out on a mission. Near the end of her day off, she’ll dedicate some time to meditating and treating herself to some desserts from the VP’s kitchen.
Jett: She’s the first to be given her day off. As a result, she probably gloats to Phoenix and Yoru about her upcoming day off, claiming that she ‘earned it’ with her badass moves in the field, thinking she got it for impressing Brim. She’s quickly humbled upon finding out she isn’t the only one. Regardless, she’ll still probably spend the day with Phoenix when he’s not busy, watching movies, binge watching shows, and even brainstorming some future pranks to pull.
Chamber: The marksman is one of the more difficult agents to convince to take a break. He’s dedicated to working on his guns any free time he’s given- but at what point is he just continuously working? Brimstone ordered Chamber to take his day off, and forbid him from entering his workshop for any reason that day. He tried not to act too bothered by it, but Chamber was rather fidgety without occupying his mind with his guns. So instead, he opts to do research on how to improve his guns, and spend the time during meals watching soap operas. What? He loves the dramatics.
Gekko: He’s hyped, man. He calls up his mom to let her know he’s gonna drop by, and spend the day with his little buddies. Spend a few hours with his mom, helping out around the house like the good son he is- then walking the neighbourhood, getting boba… and trying to keep his creatures out of trouble. He just goes with the flow of the day, skateboarding around and letting the world decide what he does. And today? He’s getting ramen.
Omen: He’s… hesitant to take a day off. Not because he’s worried about being needed during a mission per se… but more-so because he doesn’t know what to do with himself. There’s only so much knitting he can do in a single day… and that’s bound to get boring at some point. Neon suggests he tries some other crafts or hobbies on his day off, so he dons a disguise, and visits a craft store. He buys more yarn, and picks up a few new crafts to do. Some diamond paintings, a sticker book or two… though he takes a liking to photography, with disposable cameras.
Viper: Another case of ‘workaholic doesn’t want to take a break’. The only way she’s taking a break is if Brimstone orders her to, otherwise she’s not taking it by herself. Similarly to Chamber, she’s banned from her lab for the day… so she decides to go visit a reptile sanctuary. She spends the day observing the different scaled creatures, taking notes and even sketching a few out if they inspire ideas for potential weapons. She’s of course drawn in by the snakes, and spends the most time watching them in fascination. She’ll end the day by ordering in something for herself and watching a documentary or two.
Reyna: She laughs when she’s told to take a day off- only to realize… Brim was being serious. It would take her awhile to figure out what to do that whole day… but after asking for advice from Sage and Skye, Reyna is convinced to try going to a spa. It’s a very different experience for her, but she does her best to actually relax and be pampered. It’s not something she would try again unless she had company… but she can’t deny how rejuvenated she felt afterwords. Reyna and Sage make plans to take a spa day together at some point in the near future.
Sage: Being the self-case wizard she is, Sage is probably the most normal about taking a break. She tends to her small garden during the day, treats herself to a nice bath… diffuser for oils, relaxing music- the whole nine yards. She’s almost entirely non-contact, with the only difference being Skye, who would bring her tea every so often or ask for quick advice on how to treat a certain injury. The next day, Sage is glowing with energy and extra cheerful.
Yoru: He’s immediately leaving the base the second he can. Grabs his motorcycle, and drives out to the highway- doesn’t turn back. He’ll never admit it, but the poor guy is pretty homesick. He misses the cherry blossoms of Tokyo. The hustle and bustle of the city… the authentic food. He doesn’t have time to go home, so he does the next best thing. Yoru rides into the nearest city, and has a night on the town. People watching, trying different hole-in-the-wall food places, maybe some random shopping? If he’s in a particularly good mood and sees something in a shop window that reminds him of an agent from the protocol… he’ll buy it and keep it stashed in his room as a birthday present for them. He’ll say it was just some junk he found laying around his room… best not question him too much on it.
Phoenix: This guy is getting into all kinds of mischief. Nothing illegal, of course… but he’s definitely hitting up a night club or two, talking to girls (and boys, let’s be honest). He’d find a clique of cool people to hang with, and spend the night riding around town with them. By the end of the evening, he’d probably have made good friends with his new posse, and most likely hangs out with them when he can outside of work hours on weekends. He most definitely gets a little too drunk and does some mild trespassing and messy parkour… and also ends up being everyone’s collective cigarette lighter. But a cigarette lighter everyone loves. Life of the party.
Killjoy: Tell her to stay out of her lab, and you have a German storm coming. She’ll argue as best she can, but she can’t do much to sway Brimstone. Since she can’t actively work on her tech, she grabs a notebook and sketches out some designs for new projects for the future… upgrades to current utility, anything. She has too many ideas and can’t be left to sit alone with them. By the evening, she’s gonna be pretty burnt out and have a sore wrist from all that writing… so she might invite Raze to grab dinner with her. The two will discuss potential upgrades for their current projects before Killjoy inevitably falls asleep. She’ll wake up in her bed, not knowing how she got there… and probably forget her day off even happened.
Raze: She’s similar to Phoenix in the sense that she wants to go out and do something fun. She’ll pack some spray paint and go out to find a place to tag or do art on; usually old, abandon buildings… since she’d gotten an earful from Viper the day she got caught tagging a building in the city and had to get bailed out by the Protocol. Turns out graffiti is illegal! Who knew? Raze didn’t! But she’s careful now, and really enjoys expressing herself freely. Might buy herself a large canvas so she can spray paint some stuff back at HQ. Just as long as she doesn’t make a mess.
Sova: The most difficult bastard to convince to take a break, good god. It would take a solid hour of arguing for him to finally concede defeat and agree to the break; ONLY under the conditions that Brimstone will promise to call him to action if they need him. Thankfully it doesn’t come to that, but Sova still spends the day prepared to be sent to a site at any second. He’s not the best at relaxing, and hasn’t done it in years. Still, he’ll make an effort. He calls his babushka, and talk to her for hours if he can. He’ll sit in his bed and journal, or go out hunting in the evening.
Neon: It was probably her idea to give the agents a day off. Though since her powers can be a tad unstable at times, it’s unlikely the protocol will want her leaving the HQ on her own. Not that she minds. She’s most likely spending the day hanging out with Phoenix and Jett when they aren’t busy training, or binge watching some shows she’d been meaning to catch up on. Might join Raze in whatever shenanigans she’s gotten herself into. Might also bother Sage a little bit during the day if she’s bored and wants ideas.
KAY/O: Day off? Does a robot need a day off? It’ll take some time to explain what a day off is to him, and why he needs to take one… Despite the fact he doesn’t have the need to rest as humans do. But he appreciates that he’s being treated like all the other agents, even if he doesn’t require the day off. Brimstone is probably more lenient with KAY/O, letting him be in the labs if he wants to upgrade something of his. As long as it isn’t under his ‘work’ protocol, KAY/O can do pretty much everything he usually does. He decides to take a stab at cooking for the other agents- and even though you’d expect him to pull it off (since recipes are just… instructions for food)… it ends up being inedible, and he makes quite the mess. Jett definitely has a bit of a hissy fit over it, and demands KAY/O clean the mess he’d made. He feels very bad. But you can’t blame a robot for trying something new!
Deadlock: She. Doesn’t know what to do with herself. She’d be one of the few agents who actually tries to get away with working while on her sanctioned day off, but is quickly foiled by Brimstone when he orders Killjoy to deactivate Deadlock’s arm from being able to use her utility. Deadlock is NOT happy about this, and will most definitely hold a grudge. She’ll be in the shooting range most of the day, and will threaten to break anybody who tries to stop her. Her form of relaxing is training. If she is forbidden from training as well, she’ll most likely just lay in bed all day being bitter.
Harbor: He’s not gonna turn down a free day off, that’s for sure. He’s going to make the most of it. Harbor goes down to the beach and spends the whole day there. Maybe he’ll try some local food shops, maybe he’ll play some volleyball… swimming, diving, watching the sunset, listening to the waves… he’s very laid back with whatever he does. Honestly, he’s most likely trying to get himself more in tune with the ocean, observing the waves and the creatures within. Or maybe he just wants to be a beach bum for a day, who knows. One this is certain though: everyone is jealous that Harbor doesn’t burn in the sun. Lucky bastard.
Iso: He’ll shrug and agree. He’s not one to cause a fuss over this kind of thing. Iso will spend most of the day looking into some new music, putting together playlists… he might do some obstacle courses in the training yard for fun, perhaps do a few laps around the field. It might look like training, but Iso is actually just doing it for himself. He likes to keep active, and make sure his agility is in check.
Fade: Oh god. She isn’t happy. Training and missions are one of the few things that keep her mind off the chaotic nightmares she has to deal with. Her prowlers get stir crazy if they aren’t allowed to be let out, so Brimstone promises to let them take out a few bots to satiate their bloodlust while Fade tries to actually relax. She’ll most likely blast music in her room to drown out any unwanted thoughts… and maybe do some online shopping for things she’s been meaning to order. Some new makeup, some hair dye (for herself and for Gekko). Might have a few drinks on her own in an attempt to loosen up at night… and will inevitably forget to drink enough water before bed, so she’ll be extra hungover.
Skye: The second she leaves the HQ, she’s completely off the grid. Nobody is able to contact her, even if they needed to, because she left all her tech at the base. She spends the whole day in the forest, meditating, being one with the nature around her, strengthening her bond with the creatures and life around. She’ll let her trailblazer out to run around, maybe play some hide and seek with it. She’ll climb trees, skip stones… you name it. Skye is making the most of her day off, and enjoying every second of it, living in the moment. She’ll always miss the fresh forest scents when she leaves to return to the protocol. Maybe she’ll bring back a succulent to her room so she can take care of it.
Cypher: It’s not that he doesn’t want to have a day off… In fact, he probably needs the break more than anyone. Though it’s difficult for him to be able to fully relax when he knows that at any moment, the protocol’s personal information, top secret plans, and more could swiftly be in the hands of their enemies if he isn’t careful. The only way he’s gonna accept his day off is if Brimstone allows him to keep his laptop, so he’ll be alerted if there’s any privacy threats the second they happen, and will be able to deal with them immediately. Thankfully, nothing happens the day he takes his breath. So the Moroccan spends the day in his room, mask off, drinking his very expensive tea, and reading a mystery book series he’d been meaning to get into for awhile. And of course, his door is locked so none of the younger agents can barge in and complain that a certain website is blocked… he has to protect whatever innocence they have left.
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lebs · 6 months
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pekaeru · 2 years
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Good thing alright
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geckogwumi · 7 months
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gay gay straight straight gay straight straight gay thing
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o-mio-capitano · 1 year
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They MUST do a pokemon battle to find out who is the best pokemaster
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skyeontheflank · 9 months
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Valorant tweet and textpost memes bc I’m unoriginal, pt 4
1 || 2 || 3
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bolina · 1 year
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I've got dreams Of finding out what all of this is for (what all of this was for) It's you and me And everywhere we go leading to an open door (What all of this was for)
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l0serloki · 2 months
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Early Mornings V2
(Jett, Fade, Skye, Sage)
How Valorant women are waking up in the morning..
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part one + masterlist
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Jett : 
She is either dead asleep or up before you at the crack of dawn. There is no inbetween.
If she’s up early it’s because she planned something during the day. That or she wasn’t up all night gaming with KJ.
If she’s up first she’s pretty loud as she moves around the bedroom. She does make up for it by covering you in kisses and tucking you back in.
“Sorry for waking you up. Go back to sleep.” 
You woke up to rustling coming from the other side of your bedroom. Your eyes adjusted quickly to the dim lights, seeing Jett jumping around. She swayed with the music in her airpods as she silently sang. You couldn’t even be mad at the annoyance when she looked so happy. Her eyes widened as she noticed you awake.
“Did I wake you up babe? I’m sorry..” She puts her phone down and walks over to the bed. Sitting beside you, she puts the blanket back up to your chin and leans down to give your forehead a quick kiss. 
“Go back to sleep. I’ll be more quiet.”
Fade : 
She hates going to sleep and hates waking up. Sleeping is just another reminder of the horrors she has to live with. 
But, sleeping with you does help her to relax a lot. 
She brews coffee immediately after waking up. Nothing else comes before her morning drink.
Once she's had her cup of coffee she will come to wake you up. Not before she watches you for a bit. It’s not in a creepy way, she just likes seeing how at ease you are.
Fade’s hand reached out to brush your hair, her eyes watching as your eyes scrunched up. You were so calm, so peaceful. She didn’t know how she ever got this lucky.
“You have to wake up.” She hummed out as you finally rolled over. You groaned as your eyes slowly opened. You were met with a rare soft smile from your girlfriend and a quick kiss to the nose.
“Good morning.” You whispered out and Fade only sighed. Her eyes watched yours as she rubbed your cheek.
“It’s hardly ever a good morning. But with you, it’s different.”
Skye :
She’s always up early for her morning runs. But she’s considerate and is always quiet. 
The only way she’ll wake you up is if you ask her to or if you promised to join in on her walks. 
Although if you wake up and she’s still in bed with you she will be very cuddly and surprisingly vocal. 
“You’re up early, little bird.” Skye smiles as she walks back into your shared bedroom. You only offer her a half smile as you stretch out in the sheets and open up your arms.
“Someone’s clingy this morning.” She teases as she leans down to give you a tight embrace, her body relaxing against yours. It was rare for you to wake up before she left for her runs and even small moments like these you cherished.
“I’m always clingy. You’re just always busy.” You retort and she only laughs.
“Fair enough.”
Sage :
She’s used to waking up early but that doesn't mean she likes it.
Definitely one to make tea in the morning. She’ll make you some too if you’d like! 
Once she has her tea and fixes her hair she’s not as unhappy. She’ll be more than eager to help you out and coddle you. She might even get back into bed for just a bit more alone time.
Sage groans as she tosses and turns in the bed. She knows she has to wake up but that seemed nearly impossible. The bed was so comfy and she was so warm.
“Darling, you okay?” You whisper out as her little tantrum wakes you up. Her eyes widen as she turns over and wraps her arm around your chest.
“I don’t want to get up. I have so much to do for Brimstone today but..” She sighs as her head drops against you. You can only smile at her pouting face as your hand rubs through her hair.
“You’ll be fine. How about we stay in bed for a little bit longer then get out together?” You muse and her eyes close automatically. 
“Mmm.. Yes.”
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kanaesparadise · 2 years
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Valorant Agents Jealousy Levels
Type: Headcanons/Fluff
Warnings: Some threats, cursing, zapping things, insecurities (idk is this a warning?? Maybe can trigger smthng)
Characters: Jett, Killjoy, Skye, Neon, Fade, Chamber, Yoru
Pronouns: They/Them
Jett - 8/10
"Hello! I'm jealous, what's your name?" type.
Even though she has no intention of keeping you to herself, seeing other people make you laugh gets on her nerves.
How can they make you happy like her? Isn't she enough for you?
Did they have to talk to you all the time? Couldn't they find another friend?
She knows that you're the perfect thing in the world but you're in love with her, right????
She wants to take you away from that person as soon as possible but she cannot do anything unless you are uncomfortable.
She's the secret insecure girlfriend, trust me.
She feels terrible when she sees you talking and joking with someone else closely.
Of course she knows that you love her, but she can't help her insecurities.
But if someone was flirting with you in a way that made you uncomfortable, she would have no reason to feel insecure. She got a reason to beat them up.
She would come up to you quickly and get between you and the person who made you uncomfortable.
"It's not nice to meet you at all, if you want to ask anything you can ask me 'cause you're bothering them. And I really don't like that."
A very protective girlfriend, she can't stand anyone bothering you.
Killjoy - 3/10
"I don't have time for that, have fun." type.
It doesn't bother her that you talk or spend more time with others because she gets pretty busy.
She also thinks it would be selfish if she wanted to keep you by her side all the time while she was working.
However, if you spend time with others when she needs love and attention, she will not say anything, but will feel your absence.
If she needs you to be with her, she'll snuggle and distract you while you talking with your friends.
"You can talk to them later, I missed you."
If she notices someone flirting in a way that makes you uncomfortable, she won't be angry but find it ridiculous.
It's pretty obvious that you didn't like these trash pick-up lines, why would someone who wanted you keep doing things you didn't like? It's not a way to get you!
She wouldn't just watch though, it was child's play for her to drive away someone who was bothering you.
While the other person was talking to you, she would hold your hand and drive you away.
She shows them that she didn't care about what they're doing, she can take you somewhere whenever she want.
If they have a courage to shout behind you, Killjoy's turret would appear in front of them, marking them as enemies.
"Don't worry, they weren't got any severe wound. Just a few scratches~"
Skye - 2/10
"Did you have fun with them? Then, that's good!" type.
Skye is someone who can get along pretty well with your friends, I'm sure they'll love her and respect her.
She loves seeing you smile so she don't have any problem with them, you can have fun with anybody who you trust!
She can even take them for a walk in the mountains if they want.
If she wanted to spend time alone with you, she would playfully tell the person next to you that she have to pick you up for very very important thing!
What? Quality times with your lover is really important thing! Don't underestimate these things please!
"Sorry to interrupt but I have to pick you up for a while (Y/N). I think it will not be a problem for you. Right, mate?"
Other than that, if someone was flirting in a way that made you uncomfortable, she definitely wouldn't like it.
At first, she only warns them verbally. After all, nobody wants a fight in the public, right?
Are they ignore her and keep bothering you? Now I guess they want a fight with this nature girl!
"I suggest you get away from them or I'll have no hesitation in ruining that pretty face of yours."
Try to calm her down because she's not saying these words to scare them!
Neon - 5/10
"I'm not jealous, I just don't trust them." type.
She really doesn't trust your friends. It doesn't matter what kind of person they are.
When Neon meets a friend of yours for the first time, She may not get along well with your friends because she is a very outspoken person.
If she doesn't like any of their features, she won't be very nice to your friend.
Your friend's speech style, appearance, voice, behavior... can be anything. If she didn't like them, she can't be polite to them.
She cares a lot about how they treat you. She won't stay silent when something bad is said to you, even if it's a joke.
"If you think you can do better than them, I insist you to try."
Someone make you uncomfortable around her? Is this a joke? Are they trying to die?
She may complain about her inability to control her powers, but she thinks it can be useful at times like these.
So please stop her or she'll gonna zap them with no hesitation.
"I don't want to hurt you, I want to hurt them! How can they dare to act you like that!?"
Any disrespect to the person Neon loves will not be forgiven. They can try her if they want to get zapped that badly.
Fade - 3/10
"Have fun. If you looking for me, I'm here." type.
She's usually don't care about your friend activities.
BUT please don't forget about her too, she doesn't want you to forget her from spending too much time with your friends.
She never talk about this, but it gets easier after a while to understand that she is upset.
She doesn't want to seem selfish, she's very loyal to you, so she knows you'll treat her with the same loyalty.
She loves listening to you tell her what you did with your friends during the day when you get home.
"You look pretty happy, balım (honey in turkish), what did you do today?"
If someone is talking or acting in a way that makes you uncomfortable, it's something that will bother her too.
She already knows that you are loyal to her, so she doesn't care at first.
But things change completely if she realizes that you're just uncomfortable with it and you can't push that person away.
She's coming to be their nightmare!
"Should I torture you or you're just gonna run away?"
She's already a scary woman with her everything so that's too easy for her. You're completely safe with her <3
Chamber - 3/10
"You're going out? That's good, I'm a little busy here." type
He's like Fade, he don't care about your friends and your friend activities.
But he wants to be your number one priority.
If you have scheduled a date with him, but later say that you promised to go somewhere with your friends, he will not like it at all.
You had to do it to your friends, not him!
He cares about his quality time with you so he woldn't let anybody to distract you.
"Please ignore them for this night, ma chérie (darling in french). You're with me right now."
Is someone bothering you? In a few seconds, the guards would have taken that person away from you.
Chamber doesn't like to get his hands dirty for those who will waste his time, it's more elegant to play by the rules.
"Don't worry, ma chérie. They won't be able to approach you again, I promise."
Yoru - 10/10
"Why should I share you? They can find a new friend." type.
Don't get me wrong; he's just a jealous, not a restrictive one. Of course you can do anything with your friends.
Buuut he didn't likes them at all.
Most of the time, Yoru is the cause of misunderstandings.
It's not about your friends, he didn't like to see another agent with you too but he's not talking about that.
Like Chamber, he wants to be your number one priority no matter what happens.
He always has an excuse to keep you around so be prepared!
HATES to admit that he's jealous. You can't never him hear to say that he's jealous.
"Totally bullshit! I'm not jealous! Are you lose your mind? Why would I be!?"
I don't know Yoru, why would you be?
He's already a jealousy type, he can't stand if he sees that someone bothers you in a bad way.
It's just a toy for him to get his nerves for a while.
Just like a punching bag.
Please stop him or he will start a big physical fight in public.
"I was looking for a someone to fight. Good to see you, asshole!"
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valdaycare-au · 7 months
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angelltheninth · 2 months
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Calling Jett and Skye Cute
Pairing: Jett, Skye x Fem!Reader
Tags: fluff, established relationship, teasing, protectiveness, flirting on missions, kisses, injuries
A/N: Would call them cute under any circumstance.
Jett gladly takes your compliments even while fighting. If anything, you calling her cute makes her try harder, she wants all your praise. Doesn't have to be during a mission though, you tell her she's cute in early morning when her hair is all messy from sleep and she still hasn't woken up all the way, it makes her want to wake up though, because it's a new day and there's so much to do together. She promised you a day together, and who would she be if she broke a promise to a pretty girl? Her own girlfriend, she would never live it down.
Skye can't take being called cute by you, she never knows what to say back or if cute even describes her right. What's more you call her cute when she beats up the enemy, when she herself gets beat up and is bleeding on the way back to the base. She's still cute in your eyes and doesn't get why. When she gets overwhelmed by your compliments she tries to distract you by kissing you until your lungs hurt for air. If your teammates tease you for it she will gladly step up for you, which then brings her right back to being called cute by her even cuter girlfriend.
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