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shopwitchvamp · 1 year
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"Omg, I love these! They go up to size 6X AND they have pockets?! Wow!! But do you have anything longer?" Sure do, no problem!!
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"YES these are great!!! But what about.. longer?" I gotcha!! Comin' right up!
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"Now that's what I'm talkin' about! But... how about if I'm feeling like it's the kinda day where I need my clothing to be bifurcated???" Never fear, joggers are here!
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*wild cheering*
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vampsickle · 2 months
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ex-bf jason todd is so sexy. he’s the one who broke it off with YOU because he couldn’t stay committed and was too busy to properly spend time with you. you cut all contact with him as a result, and a couple months later he sees you with another man, his arm wrapped around you, holding you right against his waist. he doesn’t understand WHY he’s so jealous, jealous enough that he sneaks into your dinky apartment, waiting for you on your bed the next night. he’s scowling under the mask, not even listening to what you’re saying to him, how angry you are with him, but he’s yanking your bottoms down and shoving you into the bed.
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emry-stars-art · 6 months
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Same Halloween party, everyone assumes neither of these two are in costume but Andrew is secretly wearing those retractable vampire fangs and the only people that know are Renee and Neil
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clickbaitcowboy · 8 months
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nightmares on nightmares
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vampirixx · 1 year
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larzuen · 6 months
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Please don't take this too seriously,, I just thought this would be funny BAHSHDH
hoping I won't get flamed because of this 🙏
Van belongs to my broski @melancholic-crayons 💖💖
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abrahamvanhelsings · 2 years
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you know for all that we say book van helsing is nothing at all like popular media van helsing, i gotta say. for a man to proclaim "i shall cut off her head and fill her mouth with garlic, and i shall drive a stake through her body" and spew facts about vampires as though he's faced off against them a hundred times before, and then staying alone in a graveyard through the night to make sure a vampire doesn't get out of her tomb while knowing the bigger, badder vampire is out there and might come to visit. that's pretty hardcore. like sure he is the unhinged kindly grandpa we know and love and you never see that in the movies but also i feel like saying that's all he is undersells him by a mile and a half
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UB after meeting the most unhinged and in danger human they could get their hands on
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gateway-2000 · 1 year
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Are you otherkin, therian, fictionkin, alterhuman, or otherwise nonhuman and interested in finding an online community?
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Otherkin Phenomena is a forum-based nonhuman community that welcomes all nonhumans and encourages people of all experiences to speak up. I personally admin for the site and can vouch that it is a safe environment. The site has been around for a very long time, but received a refresh in 2021. If you have any questions, feel free to ask!
There are many subforums to explore, a chat box, informational pages, and more! You can fully customize your profile as well.
We look forward to seeing you soon!
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luck-of-the-drawings · 2 months
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my TWO FAVORITE THINGS IN THE WORLD, VAMPIRES N COWBOYS... deacon keller is SUCH a fun character, hes charming and funny but ALSO formidable and STRONG when he feels he needsta be. i hope him and arthur can get a chance to talk more and be better friends. l ike really good friend s. . like. like really good f. hangon i gotta go i think i hauve rabies.
#jrwi fanart#jrwi show#jrwi suckening#jrwi suckening spoilers#deacon keller#arthur bennett#OOUGUGHHAAOGUguguhh i feel so cringe whenever i ship two characters. like theyre not even REAL#why cant i be more 'hyperfixated' on getting bitched or something. CHRIST. anwyay i want em to hold hands or smth. yknow. freak stuff.#SO DEACON KELLER!! HE OVERHEARD ARTHUR TALKIN ABT THIS PLACE GETTING ATTACKED.. WE SAW HIM APPROACHING#AND THEN THE WHOLE FEAST PORTION OF THE PARTY HAPPENED N HE GOT STUCK#BUT HE KNEEEWW HE OVERHEARD ARTHUR SOMEHOW!! i just think thats neat. hes dedicated to protecting his people. hes respectable!!#GOD he doesnt even have that much screen time but i LOVE HIMMM n his silly lil shadow steed named Sunshine.. like cmon.... ugh.....#hes sweet n hes funny and he CAARES about the things hes in charge of on some levels. he certainly does his best to look after his own.#god idk what else to write here other than how much hes been on my MMMIND lately. the doctors are still running diagnostiscs#i just think hes so neat... also i think its funny that hes afraid o snakes. OH YKNOW lemme just talk abt my damn art. first o all this too#SSSOOO LONG. WEEKS EVEN.IVE BEEN WORKIN ON IT SINCE EP 5 WAS ON PATREON.it was sposed to be justa buncha doodles but then it Evolved#idk man...cowboys are just so cool...especially w VAMP POWERS..fastest shot in the west for a REASON BABY...n with the red smoke#n the glowing eyes..CMOn thats so cool i hadta get my visions into reality. the eyes were inspired by the music video for RATTLESNAKE (kglw#that where the IM THE SERPENT lines come from.lyrics from tha song.ooh yeah i love kglw so much...i also have other hidden messages here#i like to hide things...ALSO ALSO. I HAD SO MUCH TROUBLE W SO MUCH O THIS. the two bits with arthur n deacon biting eachother. AGONY#POSES ARE SO HHARRDDD SAME WITH THAT doodle o arthur slammin deacons head into the ground. WEEKS to get that pose RIGHT. I BLED SO MUCH#OHH AND GUNS???COWBOYHATS?? HIS GAY LIL JACKET? W THE DANGLIES?? AGOONYYY IT TOOK SO LONG TO PERFECT IT..especialy guns. OUUUHH#i also dont draw mustaches enough... which sucks bc im weak for a good mustache... BUT i think im doing pretty well on that.#it was hard but yknow what!! i think i did good! i rly like how this all turned out!! EXCEPT FOR THA FUCKIN RIBBON BOW THING I FORGOT TODRA#IN THE TOP RIGHT... THAT I JSUT NOTICED...its fine its fine i dont care that much. this is good enough to FEAST upon so im content n happy.#anyway i gotta leave ina few hours to start TRAINING for my NEW JOB!! CHEER FOR ME!! TRUCK IS A BLACKJACK DEALER NOW!! IEAAAHHH BABYYYY!!!!#thanku for reading my weird lil scrolls i bury beneath my posts. if u leave tags i WILL absorb them. and feel joy.
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anney-baker · 3 months
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is this anything???
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shopwitchvamp · 3 months
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I was just sitting here minding my own business when my phone started vibrating so I looked down and-
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Excuse me but HUH??? Why?????? ARBY'S?!
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saccharinesensuality · 8 months
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My go-to resources for vampyres demonic and otherwise:
These resources will be in 3 sections. Sanguinarian, Psychic/Psi and misc. I made sure these resources were for free and readily accessible for all that may be newly awakened, forced to be solitary with little to no information or just want to learn what's going on with your vampyre friend donor or not. There will be updates to these free resources and the links will be underlined and colored red.
For sanguinarians:
The Red Cellar is a website in which you can find all the tips and tricks for your feeding needs. It has topics including but not limited to: Practical advice (safety when dealing with🩸and caring for cuts, precautions with donor-sang relationships, how to get 🩸and handle it safely from your local butcher), Recipes and Health and Wellness. This is also a great resource for "med sangs" or vampires that believe that they require blood for health reasons. (Thank you lexsang for tipping us off.)
The Misanthropic Vampire is for the more demonic vampires. It is a more spiritual approach than med sangs as its written by a Luciferian vampire like me but it still has a lot of great material. There's explanations and resources of/from the vampire community, vampyre book recs, the myths and legends commonly used, glossary of terms (incubi/succubi are classified as sanguinarian subsets here), and rituals to become one with your true self "the divine/beast/dragon/demon etc" and sit on the throne of your soul. Although the author has since abstained from being a practicing sanguinarian from personal reasons, they still mention the symbolism and sacredness of the intimacy between 🩸donors and the vampyre.
For Psychic/Psi vampires:
The Old Vampire Codex is free on sacred texts donated from the author themselves. From what I know, M Belanger founder of House Kheparu is actually publishing an updated edition of the newer "psychic vampire codex". But before that happens, I recommend this because it's pretty much still the basics. The foundations haven't changed. Everything from awakenings, dreamwalking, feedings, energy work and healing is here.
Miscellaneous links
The Vampire Jack Townson has two different guided meditations. One is a basic one where you clear your mind, the other is putting your troubles to the side for a bit and going to your sanctuary to relax awhile. If you'd much rather relax in your soul's sanctuary then use this. Misanthropic vampire's throning ritual can be intense for newly awakened vampyres/demons etc so this is a nice alternative first step.
Orlee Stewart's Incubus/Succubus Playlist has a lot of things about incubus and succubus spirits. She talks about what they are, how to get them, the types of spirits she's encountered matching this description, how to encorporate their energy and become like them etc..
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cottoncandysprite · 2 years
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I think the only way for the wwdits writers to go from here is to have a vampires go to pride episode next season
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vinylraven · 4 months
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Petition to have the characters of WWDITS host the next golden globes. Not the actors, the CHARACTERS.
Anyways one like/rb = 1 signature
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vampirixx · 1 year
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