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Okay but what if our ancestors lied to us, like come on, how bad can garlic be? I will conduct an experiment brb I'll keep you guys updated
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Vamps of tumblr, in your head which vampire in media do you really envision yourself as?? Because i like to pretend it's Lestat for me, however in actuality it's this fruit bat:
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Malkavian: tell me where cain is you piece of shit!
Stop sign: do you feel your vitae burning? Can you feel the beast within? The rage within me is beyond anything your soul can make. You cannot harm me in a way that matters.
Malkavian: (sobbing) I'M NOT FUCKING SCARED OF YOU!!!
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Vampires and Bats based moodboard with the name Eden~ ^^
For @songboylyric Hope you enjoy!!
Want one? Send an ask~! -mod Jay
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I love being a little vampire hiding in my room all day watch ghost files
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i personally think all of vampblr should hear this song
these lyrics…. aaaaauggghhh
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It goes without saying that vampires would have stakeplay. But does garlic factor in.
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aight so y’all know how the avg human height has increased since like a shit long time ago?
what is a vampire was turned in like 1000 CE and they’re like short as fuck and now everyone is just like looking down at them cause they’re like 4 foot.
their roommate is like “yo Richard can u grab some peanut butter?”
and Richard is like “Eli you know well enough that I can’t reach it, you absolute arse.”
and Eli is just pissed and is like “BITCH go get boots. You barely pay rent cause your short ass can’t do any job that requires you to not look like a child.”
and now both of them are pissed and refuse to get the peanut butter so now the dog is sad. Also they have a dog.
Also Richard finally tells Eli that he’s a vampire and his bat obsessed roommate is now very happy.
and for halloween Eli dresses up the dog like a little bat and he’s a vampire just to piss Richard off.
Did I just write about two gay roommates
I ship Eli/Richard
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To my fellow bloodsuckers, vampire admirers, and Dracula Daily readers
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Hunter : if you are here, speak to us
Nosferatu in obsfucate : JuSt A cItY bOy, BoRn AnD rAiSeD iN sOuTh DeTrOiT
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