#vampires suck

[lonelymagpies]

Redraw from a screencap of Vampires Suck over oomfs suggestion!

Had a good time practicing expressions ✌️reference under the cut

#artists on tumblr #sketch #character art #sketch digital #sketchblr #aemond targaryen #house of the dragon #aemond one eye #hotd aemond #aemond the kinslayer #helaena the dreamer #helaena targaryen #aegon the second #aegon ii targaryen #hotd aegon #house of the dragon fanart #house of the dragon s2 #house targaryen #targtowers #team green #vampires suck #redraw

[the-golden-onion]

the vampires suck trailer calling laurent, james, and victoria “the vampire black eyed peas” completely changed me as a person

#if you guys ever wondered what that tag meant skdbdndn #vampire black eyed peas #twilight #twilight saga #twilight renaissance #vampires suck #james #laurent #victoria #archive #the golden onion

[yeahthatsinteresting]

MOVIES: TWILIGHT (2008) X VAMPIRES SUCK (2010)

#twilight #vampires suck #movies #edit #gifset #bella swan #edward cullen #kristen stewart #robert pattinson

[light-miracles]

Okay I need a Bellice AU but with all the different versions of Bellice across the multiverse that'd be hilarious.

Alice and Bella: Bellice

Archie and Beau: Bellice but in yaoi

Iris Sullen and Becca Crane: Bellice but in an unhinged parody.

Ana Steele and Mia Grey: Bellice but in a cringy porn movie.

#Can you believe all of them technically are Bellice?? #Yes I watched Vampires Sucks in 2023 #Bellice #alice x bella #Bella swan #alice cullen #mary alice brandon #Belice #twilight renascence #twilight renessaince #twilight #Mia grey #mia gray #anastasia steele #fifty shades of grey #vampires suck #Becca crane #Iris Sullen #twilight life and death #life and death #beau swan #archie cullen

[thecarnivorousmuffinmeta]

admit it, you're the one who wrote the script of Vampires suck, right?

(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vampires_Suck)

Afraid not, anon.

Look, you can tell by the fact that instead of just being Twilight (and the hilarity already therein) we have Jacob turning into a chihuahua.

#twilight #twilight meta #twilight renaissance #vampires suck #meta #opinion

[youronebraincell]

They need to bring back parody movies

We used to be a proper country

#the hunger games #the starving games #not another teen movie #twilight #vampires suck #enchanted #johnny english

[effervescentpigeon]

Ken Jeong being in the Twilight parody... 💀💀

#and the girl who plays Avery from Bratz live action #aro volturi #disney #disney plus #twilight renaissance #twilight saga #twilight #ken jeong #the volturi #parody #vampires suck

[fandomsideworks]

#vampires suck #movies #parodies #twilight

[prissypickle]

#twilight #new moon #eclipse #breaking dawn part 2 #breaking dawn part 1 #the twilight saga #twilight saga #twilight parody #vampires suck #bella swan #edward cullen #wednesday addams

[as-if-you-could-outrun-me]

i saw this at a thrift store-

you know i bought it :D

#it was like $3 so i just had to buy it #i always wanted to watch it so #great timing #for the people who don’t know #it’s basically the twilight parody movie #vampires suck #twilight parody #the twilight saga #twilight #cullens #twilight meme #twilight saga

[sorcerous-caress]

Werewolves just make people feral I guess or it's just October?

Damn, not Astarion taking one L after another, getting cucked in his own month by a werewolf Shadowheart au.

#vampires suck #♡wereshart #♡Astarion slander

[therealvinelle]

Have you or muffin watched Vampires Suck?

I have, fairly certain she hasn’t.

I watched it once as an eleven-year-old having my Twilight craze, it wasn’t very funny then and then I watched it again as part of a movie night where it was followed up by Eyes Wide Shut. It was a movie night you don’t want to remember but there’s just no scrubbing it.

@theoriginalcarnivorousmuffin has to my knowledge not watched it, lucky bastard.

#vampires suck #the carnivorous muffin

[squigglebottom]

#vampires suck

[shiroganetea]

The (plot)holes in the moon - Moonlight Lovers Edition

I'm collecting all the plotholes, inconstancies and mysteries I'm encountering in the game, just for fun and because I like doing it. Since my considerations are usually predated, I've decided that I will update this post from now on.

Please, keep in mind that I'm still playing it, so don't spoil me things.

THERE ARE GOING TO BE SPOILERS. DON'T READ UNLESS YOU LIKE SPOILERS.

♠ The biggest plothole for now is that the Chalice was made into a Chalice in order to not be found dead in the manor and raise suspects among the villagers. BUT THEN (SPOILER CHAPTER 4 - IVAN'S ROUTE)

. . .

THEY DRAG A FUCKING CORPSE IN THE VILLAGE NEARBY A POLICE STATION OR SOMETHING?!?!?!??!?!

♠ Vlad be like: "Avoid being in contact with Ivan. He needs to calm down." Then, a minute later: "We are going to patrol in pair, so Eloise, stay in the manor and keep an eye on Ivan."

♠ So, when you're a vampire, you don't need to poop or something? Because I'm in Chapter 3 of Neil's route and I still can't go in the bathroom, lol

♠ Plothole 2 is Vladimir unable to sense BLOOD and trying to slap us because he can't recognize BLOOD. You're an edgy one. More then Ivan & Ethan.

♠ Plothole number three: didn't Neil and the others implied that "it takes a lot of strenght for a vampire to make another vampire", so they couldn't turn Eloise, but then we discover that Aaron turned Ivan to save his life from death some time ago, lol

♠ Plothole number pfkwpd (<- 4): SO, THEY ALREADY HAD TO HIDE A CORPSE IN THE PAST, BUT THEY HAD TO TURN ELOISE IN A FUCKING CHALICE because of the SuSs. Dudes, you're all mind-controlling vampires: what could possibly worry you? A fine? Also, is jail so insufferable when you're older than the Bible?

It's a fun game/no s.

#ML #moonlight lovers #beemoov #otome games #vampires suck #The boys being annoying #still playing #spoiler alert #Some routes ago #Real time thoughts about my recent routes #moonlight lovers vladimir #moonlight lovers beliath #moonlight lovers ivan #moonlight lovers aaron #moonlight lovers raphael #moonlight lovers ethan #Moonlight Lovers Neil #mispelling #Eloise being relatable #Still a better female protagonist then Yui #Didn't check the spell #I'll probably edit this later #bad english #Italianglish #Englishtalian #Did I mention spoilers?

[yeahthatsinteresting]

'Vampires Suck' (2010)

#vampires suck #matt lanter #movie review #gif #edit #gifset #lol

[fanat-of-big-four]

just watched Vampires Suck (2010) for the first time

and wow.

Firstly, for whatever reason didn't expect it to be such high quality. I should stop underestimating parodies, I guess. (And the plot made so much sense, given how chaotic the whole thing was)

Also, the music was on point, I need to find the soundtrack now!

And honestly, comedy is the genre. The movie was hilarious and exactly what I needed right now. (Bonus points for showing me everything I could possibly like about Twilight without actually being/making me watch Twilight)

new comfort movie ??? lol

#vampires suck #vampires suck 2010 #cinema tag