Tinker: I’ve gotta win this science award. Then I can get into MIT and invent a nanobot that eats oil spills and be able to retire comfortably while taking care of my aging father and paying my childhood friend's bail money.
Freya: Shuuhei's in jail?
Tinker: Not yet.
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World End: Hello, 911?
Operator: Hello. What's your emergency?
World End, pointing at Tsubaki: This guy won't stop laughing.
Operator: Okay, yeah, that's annoying but not a crime.
World End: Then what the hell is manslaughter?
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