#vant

[yuckydraws]

Hi!

Could I request the UF brothers and FS gold brothers with a reader that has a native language.

But the reader shows off their language skills by singing a song in that language that sounds very beautiful, however when the skeletons search up the song the lyrics are hilariously inappropriate. (Kind of like Rammesteins Dicken titten)

And then after they find out they can hear the reader laughing from the living room after they’ve successfully pranked/tricked them?

Thank you!

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Red: Honestly? He probably won't ever find out on his own. You'll get away with singing dirty lyrics to him for a long, long time, because he never thinks to look up what you're singing, he just enjoys listening to your voice.

Boss: He's mortified. Here he was, thinking you were being romantic, singing him a lovely song... only to find out that it was a prank?! Get back here, he's got a word or two to have with you, you little minx. His frustration is mostly lighthearted, but you better make it up to him with an actual romantic gesture.

Vant: The only way this wouldn't work with him is if your first language is Spanish - because he speaks that fluently. It's something he usually only uses for work, so if you tried this with him in Spanish... he'll be able to prank you right back by repeating the lyrics back to you in English. If it's another language, however, you'll be waiting on a reaction for a little bit. He's a bit shy when it comes to accepting what he perceives as a romantic gesture so he'll wait until he's alone to look up the lyrics. You'll only hear his screech.

Pup: He'll find this fucking hilarious. The moment he peeks at his phone to try and catch what you're singing - he'll double over laughing. You really had him there, for a second.

#smoothestkoala #yucky answers #yucky yaks #yucky writes #headcannons #undertale #underfell #uf sans #red #uf papyrus #boss #fellswap #fs sans #vant #fs papyrus #pup

[ghostlyplacetobe]

Oh that’s my harasser who I blocked who kept begging me and others who blocked her to unblock her on twitter being a hypocrite

Ah okay, yeah okay, yeah sure, mhm, yeah girl you can’t really talk about that because you been doing this to me and others who have blocked you, you can not talk, like seriously girl, who do you think you are

You claim you are an adult so act like it, you are 19 and acting like a child over people blocking you, not only that, but you are also stalking people who have blocked you too, you are a creep

#vant #rant #maybe both #I’m sorry if I am annoying you guys with this #but I just hate her so much #she makes me so uncomfortable because she won’t stop

[jovialturtleface]

Dear pesky plumbers...

#Extant Universe #art #myart #artists on tumblr #clip studio paint #oc tag #Vant #Entity OC #Jan 2023 #I accidentally posted this on my sideblog whoops #I have a feeling this'll happen a lot #anyway it's Vant again #It feels weird to have more art of him this close together #but I had another sketch of him lying around so why not #I think the best qualities of this drawing are his head and tail

[sobashahzadi]

you know the art is good is when your scrolling whilst smiling to yourself and then u stop

and stare at that art

and it’s like woah

my expressionless face is trying to say sm rn I swear

#sobarant #i wa just scrolling and saw THE MOST JAW DROPPING ANHABYAGYAG #I cant #vant #i vont do this rn #I’m a vampire now grahahaah

[weirdmoonlightchild]

the angry child and the disappointed mother.

sometimes after a really quiet half hour with my mother i wonder if the boy next to me understands the pain i carry from years of being her daughter.

like, when everything has been said without being said, her disappointment, all my failures, can he even begin to understand it when i explain.

will he ever feel the pain of fighting your mother on the most trivial things and for her to drop the hardest truths you’ll ever have to hear.

or even worse, when she doesn’t say anything, and you just know.

and you’re just a little girl that doesn’t understand why you can’t wear those clothes or hang out with that friend and so you just think she must hate you.

so you start hating her for everything you see as a weakness. for her every womanly trait.

and it goes on and on until it is unrepairable.

and all you want is a mother who will hold you and tell you your safe. but you don’t have that so instead you just hurt.

you just have a mother who criticizes you, complains about your every move, berates your every decision, and screams at you for not doing that simple task that she needs done, but out of love of course.

and your anger grows stronger and your hate deeper, and all of the sudden, out of nowhere, your worst fear is becoming her.

and you let the world know your fear. you let them know that you will never turn in to her.

you will never be like her, angry, hatful, regretful, and miserable for giving her every dream up for you.

and then around that aconite flower, a vine of guilt starts wrapping around. because this is your fault.

you made her into this.

she was once you, hating her mother for the very same reasons but because of your existence she no longer is the angry child, but the disappointed mother.

so time passes and all of the sudden your partner doesn’t do that simple task you need them to do and you’re standing there and it takes everything in you to hold back that scream as you realize that this was always your fate.

bitter bitch. hateful mother. stupid woman.

she was just trying to save me.

from this endless loop.

from having to spend my life drowning in other peoples lives.

does he understand that as he laughs with my divorced father as they speak of her faults.

do they understand that i am her, that my sister is her.

that i hate her and love her and it hurts.

#mother issues #girl #femininity #anger #hurt #pain #vant #rant #fate #mother #child #Spotify

[claireverlasting]

What the hell

I don’t even like Phantom that much but it’s closing?!?!?! Like????? It was my first ever (and only) show I’ve seen live and it’s just gone?? I was looking forward to see it on Broadway someday

#vant #I really want to see it in a decent view instead of the tiny arena stage #why does the world hates me #on another note can we revive tuck using that stage since we’ve been joking about it back then #istg that was a joke but now it’s no longer funny with it being true #:(((( #the phantom of the opera

[emlos]

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#LMAOOO I DIT IT AGAIN REIGNING CHAMPION OF CUTTING YOURSELF NO 2023 #or seomthign #i honestly would kill myself but i dont wanna ruin the vibe for otb #others #ir worse make people think i did it bxuz of them #how do i explain to others its all on my head? #augh #vant #delete later

[vantondraws]

more dragon drip.

only grays and purples allowed on my eye-melting neon ass

#vanton #vant #dragon #dragon oc #dragon sona #resonator dragon #oc #sona #scalesona #furry #fursona #scalie #scalie art #furry art #vanton draws

[ravenplaylist]

January 13, 2024 - Propaganda Machine by VANT

#song of the day #vant #propaganda machine #conceived in the sky #music #playlist #Youtube

[yuckydraws]

For the shark teeth skellys

They take their 4 year old kid to the aquarium or watch a sea documentary that has sharks and their kid keeps calling every shark daddy or mermaid daddy

This would honestly be a lot of my guys lol, but I'll go with the Sans' that have sharp teeth because their mouths look more shark-like. Bear won't be included since he's only got prominent canines.

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Red: He finds this hilarious, and will play into it. He'll drag his partner into it, too. He's not daddy, that shark is. It's the sharks turn to make dinner.

Vant: He tries to correct them... but it doesn't work. After a little bit of trying he just gives up. Sure, that shark can be daddy. It's kind of cute.

Wine: He's... rather offended. Him? Looking like a disgusting fish? Ow. He'll consistently correct them, until they seem to understand - only to be disappointed when, an hour or so later, the fish are suddenly daddy again. At that point, his kid probably caught on that he's annoyed and is now just teasing him.

Mal: The teacher in him just takes this moment to educate them gently. Instead of only correcting them, he'll also read off the little plaques about the sharks, teaching his kid what they're actually called and all the cool things they do.

#anon #yucky answers #yucky yaks #yucky writes #headcannons #undertale #underfell #uf sans #red #fellswap #fs sans #vant #fellswap gold #fsg sans #wine #swapfell #sf sans #mal

[ankhlesbian]

I live fothxatd theme its so uomifting me at work when it comes on ^_^

#it listens kr #sorry if wroying woree then usual #i have fineherless gloves on canne use me thmbs #vant

[jovialturtleface]

The fluffiest dragon, or as he'd like to be called the intelligent, great and wise Vant.

#Extant Universe #art #myart #artists on tumblr #Firealpaca #oc tag #Vant #Dec 2022 #I think the next drawing will feature a cat or something... #Stay tuned and all that

[ko-bruh]

Music taste and playlist all over the place. Yearly exposeé.

#nothing more #lacey sturm #best times #ed sheeran #all of the stars #VANT #talk like thunder #nothing but thieves #overcome #welcome to the dcc #wildlife band #dead century #hozier #linkin park #breaking benjamin #alex lahey #bring me the horizon #the sherlocks #asking alexandria #greta van fleet #arctic monkeys #lana del ray #calvin harris #owl city #sum 41 #florence and the machine #spotify #spotify wrapped #spotify wrapped 2023 #ko's playlist

[dianapopescu]

Vântul: Simbol și semnificație

În simbolism, vântul nu este numai un curent de aer, ci și o manifestare supranaturală a intențiilor divine. Două caracteristici sunt de o importanță principală: imprevizibilitatea vântului și capacitatea sa de a produce efecte dramatice în pofida invizibilității sale. https://www.diane.ro/2023/09/vantul-simbol-si-semnificatie.html

#vant #simbol #semnificatie #simbolism #dianero

[claireverlasting]

“I’m just gonna listen to Time and call it a day”

*Ended up listening to the whole album anyway*

Seriously this show has no right to slap this hard

#vant #tuck everlasting #tuck everlasting the musical #tuck day #six years from now

[davidtennantpussytulpa]

easily the funniest single letter typo is p to o. why he ourple

#i vant to suck your oenis…… #mine