#vee keep talking

[theolddivorcedzukka]

i am not immune to a dark haired man’s slutty waist

#eughhhh rei buddy daddies… #vee keep talking

[dailysamgrossgirl]

sam had his first puppaccino today (his face got stuck in the cup cause he kept trying to eat it all in one go)

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#vee keep talking #sam

[theolddivorcedzukka]

sick and tired of people assuming that our new lady users are porn bots. maybe they’re too shy to post anything. maybe they just want to promote their job. think about and re-evaluate why you’re so quick to shut down other women

#/j #rebecca i trust you girl 🙏 #vee keep talking

[theolddivorcedzukka]

i sincerely believe that “slut” is the greatest trait u can give a male character but they need to be pathetic and cringe fail about it

#vee keep talking

[theolddivorcedzukka]

pls reblog if u vote i ❤️ democracy

#vee keep talking #gonna be real actually i’m a pecan girl

[theolddivorcedzukka]

oh and btw the love was there and it changed everything. if u even care

#vee keep talking

[theolddivorcedzukka]

poems about loving the way a dog loves is the most devastating thing ever btw just so u know

#augh dog metaphors ruining my life #vee keep talking

[theolddivorcedzukka]

the fucked up thing about sokka refusing the proposal and leaving zuko because he was too afraid that he would be stuck in the fire nation for the rest of his life is that not even zuko wanted to be stuck in the fire nation his whole life. he doesn’t have the choice sokka does, he can’t just up and leave from this position because it’s his job, it’s his whole life. and maybe sokka thinks to himself “maybe this was the right choice for myself, i had the right to be selfish about this but i left him there all alone” and maybe zuko is happy in a strange way that sokka left, that he doesn’t have to carry this burden as well and WHAT THE FUCK AM I SAYING I CO-MADE THE DIVORCEVERSE

#anyways. #vee keep talking #divorced zukka

[theolddivorcedzukka]

they should make the zuko movie a horse girl movie with zuko taming druk, i think that’s the only acceptable option

#vee keep talking

[theolddivorcedzukka]

his ass is 0.5 seconds away from being in the “dead wife flashback montage”

#okay okay i’m fine i’m done i promise #vee keep talking #buddy daddies

[theolddivorcedzukka]

WHYD YOU HAVE TO LEAD ME ON WHYD YOU HAVE TO TWIST THE KNIFE WALK AWAY AND LEAVE ME BLEEDING BLEEDING WHYD YOU WHISPER IN THE DARK JUST TO LEAVE ME IN THE NIGHT NOW YOUR SILENCE HAS ME SCREAMING SCREAMING

#WHYD YOU HAVE TO MAKE ME LOVE YOU I SAID I LOVE YOU YOU SAY NOTHING BACK #banger miss swift #vee keep talking #1989 tv

[theolddivorcedzukka]

i just saw a bad post but i won’t talk about it. behold my beautiful silence

#whimper #vee keep talking

[theolddivorcedzukka]

#this is just me and my endless curiosity btw hi #vee keep talking #vee polls

[theolddivorcedzukka]

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#i like polls i love having fun i’m having the time of my life #vee keep talking

[theolddivorcedzukka]

my dealer: got some straight gas 💨 ‼️ this strain is called “divorced zukka” 💍💥❌ you’ll be zonked out of your gourd 😁🤞🔥

me: yah okay whatever i don’t feel shit

me, five minutes later: oh the fire nation monarchy sucks actually it’s just centuries of corruption. is that a betrothal necklace in ur hand btw?

my buddy sokka, pacing: this has gone on for too long, i have to end things with zuko before we both regret this, this can’t last

#is this anything????? #vee keep talking #divorced zukka #ig

[theolddivorcedzukka]

an ass so flat and fragile that it makes the sound of glass shattering when smacked

#aaaaaaand post #vee keep talking