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jhoumous · 4 months

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Soy and deforestation

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arsonchyk · 6 months

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if meat eaters learned to cook meat as well as vegans cook tofu, fighting for non human animals would be much harder

#vegan joke #vegan #haha #joke

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madame-helen · 7 months

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#meme #memes #shitpost #shitposting #humor #funny #lol #satire #funny memes #funny humor #funny meme #veganism #irony #joke #parody

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firestar5318 · 6 months

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What makes something meat or not meat?

#I’m arguing with my gf about protein powder being largely crickets #and therefore being condensed meat #making adding it smoothies and stuff a meat smoothie #and she hates that #but can’t answer my question abt what they are if not meat #this is a joke #vegans pls don’t murder me #meat #philosophy #philosophical #philosophical questions #to meat or not to meat; that is the question #sorry Shakespeare

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oediex · 1 day

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Loving animals is a privilege. To see the richness and beauty of their lives. It's in every cat sitting on a windowsill. It's every dog that people are walking. It's also the flies that lose their way in my apartment. It's the spiders that used to scare me. It's the hope-you're-safe I sent towards the rat I saw crossing the road. It's happy cows and pigs and chickens. It's all the animals that I know I'll never see, but that do exist in all their splendidness. All these individuals, all these lives, all these minds.

Loving animals is also hard. It's seeing their dead bodies plastered on billboards. On people's plates. In the butcher's window just around the corner. It's 90% of the grocery store I refuse to buy. It's knowing there is a street in my town where in one building they're saving animals deemed worth saving, and in the one next door their throats get slit. It's animal abuse that only counts when it's an animal we think is cute. It's fish not even getting the respect of being counted as individuals. Loving animals means living in a world full of murder. A reality so inescapable the only safe space is my own house. And the people I love are all complicit.

#vystopia #veganism #vegan #being vegan in a non-vegan world #in my town the local animal shelter is next door to the slaughterhouse #the street is called slaughterhouse lane #I'm being 100% real here #this is not a joke #writing #my writing #a story every day #22 april #2024

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hcnnibal · 6 days

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Will you ever draw some crossover art between a1/a2 and Hannibal? It's very niche but....👀

its tempting… very tempting

#they just #would not get along #will and hannibal would hate them #i think theyd find a1/a2 killing for money distasteful #also #a1/a2 are just canonically annoying to be around #hannibal and will having them over for dinner for some reason #a2: hes a vegan #a1: yeah im a vegan #/spends the entire dinner whispering inside jokes to each other/

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cyanomys · 2 months

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There are two kinds of autistics

Animals are the only kind of creature they feel comfortable around. Collects pets. Probably has a special way with them, like fucking snow white. Would rather spend time with animals than humans. Animals give them reason to live

Animals are strange, alien, and possibly terrifying. Hate animals. Want to run away when approached by an animal. Disgusted by the texture of fur and/or drool. Can't stand pushy pet people shoving their animals at them all the time

#this is a joke don't come for me #anyway I'm 1 and my husband is 2 #put what you are in the tags #autism #neurodiversity #neurodivergency #also other NDs are free to respond #adhd #also both are super valid #you don't have to love animals #and it's not wrong to love them either #also ironically still both more likely to be vegan than NT people

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iknowmorethanyou · 1 month

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Follow up

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jhoumous · 17 days

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Emotional people are attacking me

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litrallymadlad · 9 months

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babe what’s wrong you’ve barely touched your höt mēåt.

#this joke isn’t for vegans sorry HAHAHAHA #dirty jokes #my art #comics #jerejean

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ugly-sweater · 1 year

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arguments against veganism are always like "well i don't know what veganism is, but it's wrong"

#then they list twenty irrelevant or flat out wrong points #and you're like ma'am this is a vegan wendys?#bam #two jokes for ya

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funbearer · 9 months

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#carrots #vegan #joke #humor #funny #laugh #lol #lmao #rofl

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madame-helen · 8 months

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#memes #meme #shitpost #shitposting #humor #funny #lol #satire #funny memes #funny meme #funny humor #tick #vegan #tweet #twitter #sarcasm #irony #joke

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emelinstriker · 4 months

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Ah yes, new year, new favorite fandom AU blog overtaken by the talk of cannibalism after I've comfortably moved into the blog. (Happy New Year by the way!) I set up a nice little tent here and everything, and then the cannibalistic craze hit me like a tornado. I miss that days of fluff and my poor innocent Wukong and Macaque... (who am I kidding, those two were never innocent-)

But I guess we're doin' this. What’s every champion’s favorite part of the body? To eat, I mean. Like, do they like eating organs too? What about the bone marrow? Would they ever ask Red Son to experiment different ways to prepare it? I'm aware that liver can be dried into some pretty heart jerky and I've heard somewhere that you can turn bone marrow into a cake, but I'm not sure if that's true...

Sorry, I just saw all this cannibalism talk and I just wanna be involved, tee hee!…

(Happy New Year :D)

Fluff, yes. Innocent, no- hnhnfhnfhn

Also, the bone marrow immediately reminded me of my dog ngl- In which case, it could probably be seen as like yoghurt if you cut up the bone and use it like a cup/bowl. Like, my brother usually uses a spoon to feed our dog bone marrow, so I could definitely see it as a snack option.

Wouldn't be too farfetched to assume you can make a cake out of it, considering how it feels like when served cold. Though if it's an oven cake, then obviously some adjustments in the recipe would have to be made due to how wobbly and liquidy bone marrow gets. But making one out of fully bone marrow would be possible when at least kept cold in theory, I believe? Can't confirm due to me only ever ripping the pieces apart so my dog will actually eat it, soooo-

But they would absolutely try different types of recipes. Maybe even mix up human and demon meat for newer creations. And yes, they do also eat organs. Not all organs though because they do need some remains for the forest.

I'm imagining their favorite parts, or I guess least disgusting parts for some, would be...

Wukong: Limbs (Raw)

Macaque: Heart (Raw)

MK: Limbs (Raw)

Nezha: Liver (Cooked)

Red Son: Liver (Cooked)

Ao Lie: No preference

Considering how bad of an influence Wukong is, pretty sure MK is following with whatever his mentor eats too, tbh-

And I guess preferences might also change a bit depending on the meat- Like, if it's from a demon with the body of an animal someone may like eating more than another, then the favorite parts may differ-

#eternal servants au #esau qna #cw: cannibalism #typing out this at work rn and i love how my co-worker and i got into a discussion too #apparently eating not just brains- but also kidneys and intestines ain't recommended #and according to her- lungs just generally don't taste good #the funny is that she's vegan #us and another co-worker of ours are now joking about how this is probably why she became vegan jnhndhnfhngfnhnnh #we addin more reasons onto the list why our instructor can't trust us to be alone in a room #he already once walked in on us talking about ways to dispose of people #and ever since then he's been giving us this look of “:D i don't trust you three :D” lmao

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7itch0zero · 3 months

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#the simpsons #homer simpson #bart simpson #funny #joke #funny shit #vegan #meat #bbq #food

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1544cimn · 1 year

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Would you really do this to him?

Every time you eat a plant-based meat, think about his smiling face.

#samuel the leaf #Samuel #checkmate vegans #vegan food #meme #memes #PlantBASED #yes this is a joke don’t worry vegans you are cool #original character #oc tag #original character meme #leaf #nature

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