Honestly upsetting that no one is making vegan dino nuggets. Companies should stop assuming that all vegans are fancy rich people and realize that most of us are gay and hungry for dinos.
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dude on the street called me baby and told me to smile so i let out the horrendous fart id been holding in the entire block right in front of him. die die die
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The Food of Love
The Food of Love
Characters: Sasha x Niccolo, Connie
Word Count: 338 words
AoT High School AU
(Happy Valentine's Day! This one is based off the hc for Sasha x Nicco).
With shirt sleeves rolled back and blazers slung over their school bags, Sasha and Connie left through the school’s main gates. Moored against the current of other students making their ways home, stood a blonde boy with a pointed nose and clear, earnest eyes. Niccolo wore the red and tan colours of Marley Academy boldly against the sea of black, blue and white around him. As Connie and Sasha approached him, the boy bobbed on the balls of his feet nervously.
“Hey, Sasha! Before you say anything-” Niccolo shifted his weight, hands clasped behind his back, “I know you said you didn’t want flowers for Valentine’s Day-“
Connie’s head turned. A deep flush was burning from the bridge of Sasha’s nose into her cheeks. She uttered a sound like a mouse being trodden on.
“But I got you a bouquet anyway!” As Niccolo brandished the package, Sasha’s eyes widened. With a cry she flung out her hands as though he was aiming a loaded gun at her. Connie snorted into his fist.
Then, trembling, Sasha lowered her arms. Niccolo was grinning at her shyly over a cone of wrapped paper filled to the brim with chicken nuggets.
“Hope you like it!”
Connie watched Sasha, knuckles still crammed inside his mouth.
“I…” A dazed look had come into Sasha’s eyes. Her mouth hung open as she stared at the golden breadcrumbed pieces, still steaming from their recent purchase.
“I… love you.”
Niccolo gasped.
“I- I thought it was too soon to say it!” He drew closer, so that Connie half-merged into the railings behind them. Niccolo put his arms around Sasha, and rested his head against her own.
“I love you too!” From over Niccolo’s shoulder, Sasha shot Connie a look of abject horror.
Later, after Niccolo had jogged back to the station to catch his train home, Sasha and Connie were walking towards the bus stop, munching mediatively on pieces of freshly-baked chicken.
“So… when do you think he’s gonna realise that you were talking to the nuggets, not him?”
Sasha gulped guilty.
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gonna let you guys in on a little secret: get the impossible nuggets, the vegan caesar dressing from trader joe’s, and your favorite salad base and you’ll make the easiest and most delicious vegan caesar salad
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Air Fried Oyster Mushroom (Vegan Chicken Nugget)
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