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debbeh · 5 months

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can u give me a guide to the six idiots :33 like maybe with a picture of them n their names n who they play in the Big Three shows :33 pwetty peesse :33

UM YES!?

ok, you saw me earlier trying to format all the images so it's gonna be mostly my (ehhhh) descriptions of the characters and you gotta guess what they look like 😈

Ben Willbond

Yonderland:

Elder Vex (above): the one who says Deb-beh and has the coziest looking outfit I NEED IT RN PLZ and the Tom Cardy- esque hair and earring

Nick: the stick. Grumpy all the time cuz he's a stick >:(. Is also a portal between dimensions but whatevs

Horrible Histories

Mike Peabody :historical news reporter that wishes he were anywhere but here rn

King Henry, Alexander the Great: SkINy MaNdRiA, excellent hair, sniffed a guy

Ghosts

The captain: AKA James, makes a lotta noises, if you ever hear me going weeeahhhhhuuuueeeaaaaaahhhh, I'm referencing him, the gay one<3

Martha Howe-Douglas!

Yonderland!!

Debbie.

Debbie's evil twin sister (bossy boobs)

I just googled it: Rita, the Negatus simp AKA us, the demon that looks like how female animals are protrayed in Barbie movies

Horrible Histories!!!

Boudica (look up the song, it's rlly good), Cleopatra, every female historical figure

Pirate lady....<33333

Ghosts!

Lady Button (present day): Old disgruntled lady that pouts all the time and falls out of windows

Lady Button (flashback)

Mathew Baynton!!!

Yonderland!!!

Oracle: weird blue blob guy, Nigel, Darling

Nanny la roo: NUM NUMS!!!! - nanny that is also a kangaroo

Admiral Anous: Voldemort mf I hate him bc he hates Negatus>:(

Elder Choop: Croissant hair mf, says, "IDK WHY DON'T WE ASK UR MUM??"

Le Fox: French

THE BIRRDDDDD: AKA Thomas Payne, Batman but cooler

Oh yeah, and Elf: the elf shaped one, full name: Grintallin Gobscrew Crotell Fashanu F’naw Goplatz Holla-Holla, has multiple wives apparently and is in debt to the mob

Horible Histories (look all of them up, they are all hot)

Dick Turpin: play the song >:333, shot not one but two men dead!

D.I. Bones: the whakkus bonkkused

King Charles II: absolute party-er

Ghosts

Thomas Thorne, shot, dead! Absolute poetic simp for Allison, drowned himself in the lake ;( -cannot drown-

Jim Howik!!!

Yonderland

Elder Pressley: looks like Elvis, eats christmas tree ornaments

Crone: A sLaPper *wink wink*, has apparently gotten with everyone, goes eeeerrrrrrrrrrr all the time- sounds like a doorhinge, she is amazing

Neil: lhe most normal of the demons probably

Horrible Histories

A SHOUTY MAN!!! :does all the infomercials, will try to sell you piss

King George VI (above) : "oh yesss, dad's dead, I'm king..."

King Richard III: a sweet little guy<3 -according to the song, get's attacked by whasp

Ghosts

Pat Butcher: Greatest DJ in the AAARRREEEEEUHHHHH, killed by a child, AKA Pete in the American version

Larry Rickard

Yonderland

Detective Mounteback: very dumb detective with very large hat

Elder Ho Tan: trans Icon, doesn't like loud noises, absolute baby<3

Sue: above, the lady with the gun from the episode I showed you

Horrible Histories

Bob Hale: weather report, needs a hellicopter and a nice cup of tea, basically Bill Wurtz

Lol knight with shit on head, Aztec guy, George III friend who slays so hard; "ConGRatu-VerY-LaTiOns your... *MAgEsTy*"

Ghosts

Humphrey: keeps getting left on roofs and shelves, does NOT know French smh

Robin: 5,000 yo ghosts, once saw a cool butterfly, KNOWS FRENCH! Got stuck by lightning and now he can turn on lights

and finally... the moment you've been waiting for...

Simon Farnaby!!!

Yonderland!!!

Negatus<333: Silly guy try to take over Yonderland but is just a lil guy, has an evil lair, uses The Font of Orris (cauldron thing that lets you see everything) as a hot tub, get's bullied by all the other overlords, wears pjs with houses on them.

Elder Flowers!!!: Long hair and lack of shirt, vegetarian hippie of the group, wants his clothes to be veGONE, "all you need is love, brothers... oh, and food"

Horrible Histories

Emperor Caligula: the wakkus bonkkus guy

Marcus Licinius Crassus: Knockoff Bassline Junkie song

Ghosts:

Jullian!!!: Died conducting an affair with his secretary!!!, is eternally sorta drunk, does the hand thing, only ghost that can interact with stuff, makes silly EEERREREEEEE noise when he's trying to move something, his name is Trevor in the American version, sad when there's no porn on da TV ;(, has no pants BTW

Thanks for coming to my TEDTALK!!!

Lemme know if I missed anything!

#yonderland #bbcghosts #negatus #sixidiots #themthere #ghosts

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theritingraven · 1 year

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Just Be 13

Tickle fic between Dick and Damian (batcest ppl go away plz), 1644 words (Damian is my baby he deserves this), enjoy!

Dick and Damian were sparring in the bat cave again and as per usual, they were both making snarky remarks and one-liners the whole time. Once their match came to a close Damian started to walk away, but Dicks face lit up. He had just thought of a burning question for the young teen.

“Hey lil D,” Dick called out.

“What Grayson?” Damian asked as he turned to face his older “brother”.

“Why did the chicken cross the road?” Dick started, he just learnt a new joke and was eager to try it out on Damian.

It was no secret that Damian wasn’t much of a laugher. He only seemed to chuckle when he beat someone at something or if someone did something dumb. Last week, Jason was carrying a shit ton of guns (I really don’t know anything abt these other characters, please forgive me 🙏🏽) and dropped them. Most of them went off and shot holes into the walls, Bruce was annoyed to say the least. Damian had actually chuckled at the incident, everyone else was too busy making sure they didn’t get shot to notice. But not Dick. Dick was determined to get Damian to laugh again, being raised in the League of Assassins made Damian act way too mature for his age. He needed to be brought down a notch.

“…I don’t know,” Damian said with a sigh, he knew where this was going.

“To prove he’s no chicken!” Dick enthusiastically revealed.

“Grayson, that “joke” was more pathetic than your sparring skills. I do not wish to partake in.. whatever this is,” Damian said sourly as he walked away.

Dick signed in defeat, but he wouldn’t give up.

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dick spent the next few days observing Damian, he needed to know what made the black haired boy smile. Unfortunately Damian didn’t do that unless someone was in dismay. But soon enough, post-breakfast, he got his answer.

“Titus sit,” Damian said to the Great Dane in front of him.

Titus obeyed and sat down, not moving an inch. Damian went to the cupboard and scooped out some kibble for his pet. He put this, along with a piece of raw chicken and some bone broth, into Titus’s bowl and stood up.

“You may go,” Damian said, Titus shot up immediately and went straight for his bowl.

Damian stroked the dogs back as he ate.

“I may be a vegetarian, but I would never force that onto such a carnivorous animal,” Damian mumbled to himself, unaware that Dick was looking on.

Titus quickly finished his meal and raised his head up towards Damian. Damian pet in between his ears, Titus licked his hand in appreciation as his tail waved from side to side. Dick finally got what he was looking for.

Damian chuckled as he pulled his hand back and wiped it on his pants.

“Oh my god,” Dick thought to himself as Damian and his companion walked out the kitchen, “Damian’s ticklish,”

~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

Dick was pacing in his room, deep in thought. How could he get himself into a position where tickling Damian would be one, appropriate. Two, doable (meaning he’d have the upper hand and Damian couldn’t fight back). And three, not embarrass him. Yes Dick desperately wanted to give Damian a sense of childhood but not at his expense.

Dick didn’t notice when Damian knocked on the door, or when he just opened it and walked in.

“-Grayson!” Damian shouted, breaking Dick out of thought.

“Oh heh-hey baby bat, what do you need?” Dick asked.

“I have called on you repeatedly. It is time for us to spar, if you want to get close to as good as me then we mustn’t waste time,” Damian stated, already turning to leave.

“Wait!” Dick said abruptly.

“What now Grayson?” Damian said as he turned his head.

Dick wasn’t sure why he had Damian stop, it just spilled out of him.

“Uhmmm,” Dick dragged on, trying to find an excuse.

“I swear if this is another one of your “jokes”, they -or you- lack any ability to make anyone laugh,” Damian said as he turned his body towards Dick and crossed his arms.

Dicks lightbulb went off as he heard Damian say that, he remembered exactly what he needed to do.

“I was just gonna suggest we spar- uh, in here,” Dick said as he slinked around Damian and closed the door (Damian will thank me later).

“Tt, that is ridiculous even for you. A little too ridiculous…” Damian said, mumbling that last part as he kept his eyes on Dick.

“What are you planning?” Damian suspiciously asked, backing up a bit when Dick took a few steps forward.

“I’m planning on being a good brother,” Dick said as he jumped towards Damian.

The pair began to -play?- wrestle, it wasn’t long until they were rolling all over the floor.

“This is uncouth, let me up this instant!” Damian demanded as he tried to pull from Dicks grasp.

“Oh stop your blabbering,” Dick said as he pulled Damian off the floor, dragged him kicking and screaming to his couch, and pushed him into it.

“This is hardly sparring, I will not wrestle with my enemies nor will I wrestle with you,” Damian said, looking at Dick who crouched down to meet his eye level.

“You are being an annoying-” Damian started.

“You’re being awfully rude for someone who’s about to get tickled.” Dick said, a mischievous glint in his eyes.

“Excuse me?” Damian said in a monotone voice, eyes glaring into Dicks soul (Dick didn’t expect that reaction).

“Look Dami, I love you, but this has to happen.” Dick said as he raised his hands and wiggled his fingers.

Damian’s glare somehow got even worse, he really inherited Bruce’s ability to glare into your soul didn’t he? Dick was distracted for one millisecond, Damian used this millisecond to jump out of the couch; only to be caught by Dick and placed back on. Like a toddler getting out of a car seat.

Dick playfully smiled before digging his hands into Damian’s sides. Damian only flinched (badly) at first, unwilling to give Dick the reaction he wanted. He only squirmed a little while trying to stay as still as possible while figuring out an escape plan.

“Cmon lil D, you’re thirteen. You need to have fun, be carefree, laugh,” Dick listed off, Damian just struggled trying to escape.

Damian’s scowl slowly started to turn into a smile as he began to squirm around. Dick switched from his sides to his ribs, Damian started to grab at his hands and kick at Dick. The kicking was so annoying (and he actually got a good hit in) that Dick had to use one arm to keep Damian’s legs from moving around. That’s when Damian realized there was no escaping this.

“BAHAHAhahahaha!” Damian laughed. Unfortunately, it was muffled due to him putting all the fight left in him into covering his face with his hands.

“Awww that was the sweetest thing I’ve heard all week,” Dick cooed, it only made Damians face (what he could see of it) flush red.

“Lemme see your smile I bet it’s just precious, and your UNmuffled laughter. Pleaseeee,” Dick asked.

“Nohohoho!” Damian said while laughing and shaking his head no.

“Well you can’t say I didn’t ask nicely,” Dick said, moving his hand from Damian’s ribs and the one around his legs to his armpits

(Side note, I hate that word. “Armpit” just sounds so vile, but Ik underarm means something different and not everyone will know what I’m trying to say. It grosses me out so bad, anyway back to the fic)

Damian squealed and jolted, it was obvious he wanted to put his arms down to protect himself. But then his face would be revealed.

“Put your arms down, you know you want to,” Dick said smugly.

After a few moments, Damian couldn’t take it anymore and his arms shot down. He had a huge smile on his face with laughter spilling out, and he was flushed a deep red. His hair was also kinda messed up.

“Omigosh you look adorable!” Dick exclaimed, making Damian somehow blush even more.

Damian tried to use his newly freed legs to kick at Dick, but instead Dick caught them and pushed them away.

“Okay okay relax,” Dick said, stopping the tickles on his younger brother.

“Yohohou are thehe wohohorst,” Damian said as he began to curl his legs into himself.

Dick raised an eyebrow and squeezed Damians knee, making the younger boy jump, fall onto his side, and curl into himself further as he laughed.

“You really are an adorable boy Dami,” Dick said as he sat down next to Damian on the couch and ruffled his hair.

“My previous, statement, still stands,” Damian said between breaths as he sat up.

“You need to learn to just relax once in a while, don’t get me wrong I’d be happy to tickle you whenever I feel like you haven’t been taking a break from, uh, being you,” Dick started, Damain narrowed his eyes at the last part.

“But I would prefer you to have healthy habits,” Dick finished.

“I can’t stop being “uh, me”” Damian mocked, although there was truth to his words.

“Then you can just ask me for some help,” Dick said, raising his hand and wiggling his fingers for a hot second (Damian had to look away, Dick chuckled).

“How’d you like the sparring session? Are you willing to switch it up every once in a while?” Dick asked as he got off the couch.

“It was adequate. I must get my revenge,” Damian said as he followed Dick, skimming over the first part but Dick still heard it loud and clear.

“Justice not vengeance,” Dick said, quoting Bruce.

“My vengeance will be justice,” Damian said, eyes narrowing as he opened the door.

#tickle fic #damain wayne #lee!damian Wayne #Ler!dick Grayson #dcamu #platonic/brotherly #Batcest DNI #I spent over an hour on this idk why #Someone ask me to make headcanons PLEASE

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invisibleraven · 8 months

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"You worked so hard and it shows." for Ray and any of his many children plz and thank?

Ray hummed as he searched through the fridge for the leftover pasta he was sure was there this morning when he looked. But even after almost tearing the place apart he still couldn’t find it.

He sighed, resigned to either cooking or ordering in. Given the music drifting in from the studio, he figured pizza might be a good idea. He didn’t mind feeding the cavalcade of teens that seemed to follow his daughter around like ducks, but yeesh sometimes it was hard on his grocery budget.

He drifted out to the garage, lingering at the door for a moment, smiling despite himself. It was good that there was music in the house again. He had missed it when Rose passed, and even more when Julie’s seemed to die right along side her mother.

That was the reason he didn’t mind the boys that were currently eating him out of house and home. They brought Julie back to herself, so what did a few extra groceries matter? Plus this way he knew they were eating healthy and not scrounging for food or eating street dogs again.

“Hey guys,” he said with a knock once he heard a break in the music. “I’m thinking pizza tonight. What dietary restrictions am I working with this week?”

“I’m good with pork,” Reggie called. He usually only kept kosher when his MeeMaw was visiting or around certain high holy days, but Ray could barely keep track of those, so he trusted Reggie to let him know.

“I’m still not doing meat but cheese is cool,” Willie replied and Carrie nodded along. They were both vegetarians, and occasionally Willie went vegan, so it was always good to ask.

“Luke is going to eat vegetables and like it,” Julie said, glaring at her boyfriend as if daring him to pipe up.

“No mushrooms?” he pleaded.

“Fine, but only because Flynn is allergic,” Julie stated.

“Thanks Jules!” Flynn called from the loft where she was obviously on the phone, probably trying to get the band another gig.

Alex just gave a thumbs up to pizza, he was the easiest to please, and Ray knew what Julie liked by now, so he went off to order. Marvelling later at how fast so much pizza could go missing, shaking his head at the teenagers.

But he didn't notice how Julie picked the bill up from the floor where it had fallen. Missed the hushed band meeting, only telling them to get their homework done while we went to watch the game with Carlos.

The next night the gang was over, Julie went to her father. "We'll take care of dinner tonight."

"You don't have to do that mija," Ray replied. "I don't mind cooking for you and your friends, or getting you guys food if you want."

"Nope, it's our turn," Julie insisted. "You just sit back and relax, we've got it."

Ray threw up his hands and told her to watch the guys with the oven-and the knives, and did as she asked, sitting back with a book he had been neglecting. Even if he found his mind just a little distracted by the noises and occasional singing from the kitchen.

"Suppertime!" Julie bellowed up the stairs, just so Carlos would hear it over his games. Smiling at Ray as he eased himself up from the couch, and hoped that there was some Pepto in the house, just in case.

The table was set, with spaces for everyone-even Rose's reserved spot, all set and ready, like she would waltz into the room and ask why they weren't eating yet. Ray sniffled at that, but didn't stop smiling; it didn't hurt anymore, not like it used to.

Then Ray took notice of the food sprawled all over the counter. Each of the kids had contributed a dish, so it was a bit of a mish-mash, but it all looked delicious.

"Wow hijos, you worked so hard and it shows."

"Thanks Ray!" Reggie beamed, always appreciative of a bit of fatherly attention. "Dig in!"

So he did, getting a bit of everything, each dish being introduced by the kids. Luke rubbed the back of his head, showing Ray the tray of brownies he had made. "I'm not a great chef but I'm a decent baker, and my mom taught me the recipe."

"Well we did need a dessert," Ray replied, thanking him. And resolving to get teh recipe from Emily, because those were deadly brownies.

Ray was full by the end, and patted his stomach, once again telling the kids how grateful he was. "But what brought this on?"

"I know it can't be easy-or cheap feeding us all," Julie replied. "So i asked everyone to help out to make food for you for once. We bought all the supplies ourselves, and we'll even do the dishes."

"You're our surrogate dad, it's the least we can do," Reggie said, blushing a little.

"Thank you all, so much. But you're all kids, you don't need to waste your money or time doing this for me," Ray argued. "I really don't mind feeding you all."

"We have more than enough money from gigs and merch sales," Luke pointed out. "Besides, it was fun."

"We can't do it every time, but maybe a couple times a month, we could do this for you," Alex offered. "It's only fair."

"Well I'm not going to say no. Especially to you guys doing the dishes," Ray said with a laugh. "Just make sure to do your homework before going home."

"Sure thing Ray!" Willie said, giving him a thumbs up.

Ray grinned, watching the kids-his kids really, work together to clean it all up, and didn't even leave the kitchen when they started to sing. Yeah, he could get used to this.

But he was definitely sneaking another brownie before bed.

#filled prompts #ficlet #ray molina: best tv dad #julie and the phantoms

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silvernmoonshipping-is-love · 8 months

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So what’s gaming pastas favorite food, aesthetic fashion style be like?

Now before I answer I wanna get a few things clear:

I don't know much about fashion or aesthetics, I will use what I know to explain as well as what I believe fits the most-

I will not do every Gamingpasta, because otherwise I may lose my mind, I'll just use the “Big 8” for now.

I don't want these to overshadow what this blog is for, aka my self-indulgent need to show my creations due to my ships and AUs. But obviously this doesn't mean I dislike answering Gamingpastas related questions or ramble about my made up “lore” or headcanons. Just be aware that this blog is for many things, mainly self-indulgence. It's more I don't want you to get disappointed due to believing this blog is promising smth different.

Okay, enough of that, let's go ahead.

Ben: Honestly, given his years long imprisonment and abuse, the act of someone making food for him, especially sweets or something warm mean more to him than a favorite food in general. Tho if he had to pinpoint, prolly like doughnuts, pudding and chocolate. He also used to be weary of meat dishes when he still lived in the mansion due to EJ and Liu mainly looking after him, even though EJ of course never fed them human meat. His fashion style is honestly whatever he wants to wear, casual, emo, crazy 90s, even crossdressing. In fact he has a whole closet with clothes he wanted to get cause he simply liked them but never wears, he prefers stealing from Silver or alike lol. But if he had a specific style I guess Scene fits him quite well. The mix of punk or emo with many colours like the 90s, just noice.

Silver: I headcanon him to be a pescatarian , aka he doesn't eat meat, but still eats fish. He likes nearly everything that warms one up or is well cooked, as he enjoys cooking himself (Don't ask why I have that hc I just do). A food coming to his mind quickly is muffins or ramen. He also loves hot drinks, like coco, tea or coffee. He prolly prefers baggy, comfortable casual clothing, not really a whole aesthetic, tho I can see him pull of most alternative styles.

Steven: He likes to share, as he's what most would call a bro or buddy type. Some also like calling him the mom friend despite not seeming like it at first. So he is basic and likes pizza, nearly all variants. I guess his style is similar to Silver, though he doesn't mind if the casual clothes aren't as baggy, big, comfortable. He also likes them being a tad more sporty, in order to walk and move around better.

Glitchy: Glitchy is full vegetarian. There isn't really much to add here, he does like curry. Especially those formed to look like Pikachu. His style is pretty similar to Steven, tho he can prolly pull of like academia vibe if he were to feel like it, but prefers more casual or sporty clothing, once again to move around better.

Sonic.Exe: I'll be easy and basic. He likes hot dogs, especially chili dogs and very sporty clothing.

Tails Doll: Doll never bothered much with interests, due to insecurities as he is a doll and was abandoned. But he is often seen drinking like tea and coffee. Perhaps someday he'll allow himself to fully try out life and try things to find a favourite food. As for clothing, I think whatever fits best at the moment, tho he is very interested in steampunk. Lots of gears, perfect for mechanics, suits and like to still look fancy, nice fall colours, it seems made for him.

Dark: Don't tell anyone, but Dark secretly really likes candy, especially the Japanese star candy. He used to often bring it to Ben and would eat some by pretending to only do it, so Ben won't eat all as that's unhealthy for a growing boy. He also likes most meat dishes. Fashion style is definitely goth. Black always, lol. Except for the rainbow friendship bracelets Ben gave him.

Brine: Also pretty basic, he likes meat dishes, mainly steak and very casual clothing. Never really cared to find out his style of choice.

Oof, I hope you're satisfied, anon. Plz let me know via some love ^^

#ask #creepypasta #ben drowned #lost silver #gamepasta #pokepasta #gaming creepypasta #gamingpasta #pokemon creepypasta #creepypasta headcanon #glitchy red #strangled red #tails doll #sonic.exe #herobrine #dark link

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system-of-a-feather · 1 year

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System polls? Fuck yeah! Ok. Poll idea: Food preferences across the system! 1) Everyone has similar preference. 2) moderate amount of preference diversity. 3) Similar or moderate, Except For These Few Extreme Outliers. 4) Similar but distinctly different diets. Vegan vs vegetarian. 5) Very different diets. Vegan vs carnivorous 6) a button to show poll results for curious but not participating (and whatever else you think would be good options!)

#actuallydid #polls #poll #ask #asks

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mlmxreader · 2 years

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Arrangements | Helmut Zemo x m!reader

Anonymous asked: seal anon- i love a good prompt list so i'm going to drop a few in this 1 ask ( you are under no obligation to do them all) each 1 is a different request. not necessarily asking for smut (since i know it's way too hot to write that) but some of these prompts do scream brat reader and daddy kink

for the ones you do can they be x male reader plz

"Hey, that's my shirt!"- Zemo

summary: you have to stay with your boyfriend while Frank Castle crashes at your place, yet when the weather starts to get hotter... things start to get a little heavier.

tws: mentions of controversial horror films, Dom/sub undertones

MINORS DNI

You had been staying with Zemo for a while, as although you were his boyfriend, you didn't quite have any intentions of moving in with him just yet; you weren't quite ready to move all of your things, despite his insistence that he could have it done in minutes. The neighbourhood you had grown up in was the only one you had ever known, and while you did want to see a new world, you just weren't ready to leave permanently; you still loved your daily walk to get iced coffee at Tesco and passing the Nelson and Murdock building, you still loved driving past and stopping to sit with Frank Castle in a café and hear him grumble and complain. You didn't want to leave that neighbourhood just yet.

You were happy, though, spending a few days at Zemo's place while yours was taken over by Frank while he laid low; you didn't have to worry about anything, Zemo made damn sure of that. He had stocked up on all your favourite foods and drinks, he made sure that every film you liked was ready and available to watch - even the ones by a certain Italian director that made him feel sick, even ones by a certain German director that made him question why the fuck he stayed in the room when someone was doing the unspeakable whilst stabbing themselves. He wasn't sure if he had quite the same taste in films as you.

Still, he stayed in the room when you watched them, often checking his phone so he didn't have to see a sanitation worker do the worst things with his wife and a corpse; he couldn't even understand how you got hungry halfway through, but he still got you whatever snacks you had you wanted - usually, it was vegetarian fake-meat. He tried not to question it.

It was getting warmer, though, the weather going from tolerable to practically unliveable the longer you stayed, and although Zemo had plenty of access to air conditioning, fans, ice, and everything else that you both needed, it wasn't enough.

It was the evening when you went up to take a shower, asking Zemo if he would roll a couple of cigarettes and get some iced drinks out, when it happened; you came out of the shower, and as you were drying yourself off with the towel, you grabbed the first shirt that you had come to, and tugged it on. Sighing heavily at how uncomfortably warm the fabric felt against your skin; you didn't worry about wearing anything else except your boxers, trudging down the stairs and meeting Zemo in the kitchen.

He took one look at you, and then raised his brows. "Hey, that's my shirt!"

"I just grabbed the first one I came to," you shrugged, trying not to laugh when he quickly pinned you between his body and the counter, his hands grasping the warm marble as he shook his head.

"That," he moved to grab the hem of your shirt, tutting softly, "is my shirt."

You out your hands on his chest, humming softly as you dared to raise a brow. "Okay? And?"

"I didn't say you could wear it," he growled. "Did I?"

You licked your lips, daring to let out a quiet laugh. "No, no you did not."

"So what should we do about it?" He asked.

His eyes went wide when you yanked the shirt off, chucking it on the counter as you gave him your best shit-eating grin. "It's too hot for shirts, anyway, don't you think?"

Zemo clenched his jaw, glaring at you. "Now you're just being cruel, mein Bär."

"Oh dear, how sad, never mind," you shrugged, grinning as you hoisted yourself up onto the counter, daring to lean forward and run a hand through his hair when he came to stand between your legs, his hands on your thighs. "Forgive me?"

"From this angle?" Zemo asked with a soft laugh. "I'd forgive you for anything."

You dared to shake your head as you licked your lips. "I don't s'pose you'll give me a reward for taking your shirt off before I got my smell on it, would you?"

"Now, that," he leaned in a little, his hands moving round to your ass, his voice getting a little lower. "Could be arranged later."

"Why later?"

"You wouldn't want to be... rewarded while watching that film, would you?" He tilted his head to the side.

"Definitely not," you agreed. "But... afterwards..."

"We'll arrange it for afterwards," he agreed. "That is, if you tell me you still want to be rewarded."

if you liked this fic, please reblog it and feel free to leave feedback (tags, comments, asks, etc) about it 💚

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mrstsung · 2 years

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Kung lao sfw abcs

Ahhhhhh! Hat Bae time!!! It's kung lao loving hours.

(I mean i always love lao but ya know i have a shang simpin quota to meet. But outside the blog,it's always been lao lovin hours.)

Cw: none really,outside rant,maybe slight angst. Like lao is my ultimate fave character in mortal kombat period. (Plz don't be mad but lao comes before any other characters for me,even shang. Look i love shang but lao was my first,was here first,and still is best boi)

💖⛩💖⛩💖⛩💖⛩💖⛩💖⛩💖⛩💖⛩💖

A = Affection (How affectionate are they? How do they show affection?): well kung lao despite seeming confident. Is quite shy. Not to say he won't make a move if pressured by friends/liu kang. "Bro make a move already,we'll be old and grey by the time you make a move with them,heck I'll have great grandchildren by that time!" . But after the ice is broken. He is the sweetest bean. He'll open doors,fetch you anything you need. And honestly regardless if this relationship goes any further. Kung lao is willing to always help you. Him baby ok? Sassy baby. But baby none the less. (Honestly me n kung would be a constant battle of "no you're cuter" "i love you more" "no,you hang up first" much to everyone's annoyance. But they also in the same are happy for Lao. )

B = Best friend (What would they be like as a best friend? How would the friendship start?): omfg besties. Granted friendship can come easy for kung but in the same vein,hard for him. He needs lots of reassurance. Plz help him. It may hit off good depends on who you are and your stances with him. But honestly kung lao is the best friend you could ever have. He is funny,loyal,has a cool hat,like fr what's not to love. (Ok im bias he's my main dude and i dont tolerate slander against hat bae) but if you don't like his "bragging" understand its not out of ego. It's a defense mechanism against the injustice his ancestors have been delt,the constant comparisons to liu kang(which dont make sense because liu respects him as an equal and so does lao right back so none of this slander in canon makes any sense and is kinda annoying af and unnecessary. And it shows hella bias and passive aggressive hate to him) and others pressuring him for perfection to be like everyone else. Yet they also brag about shit,yet when he does it. Suddenly its a problem. Sorry this turned into a rant. My bad.

C = Cuddles (Do they like to cuddle? How would they cuddle?): he's a cuddlebug. Any chance he gets with you. He hangs onto you like superglue. His fave way to cuddle is to spoon you from behind,his face in the crook of you neck. He just buries his face in you. He is afraid to let go. Because sometimes he feels if he does. He wouldn't see you again. Again it's his fears. He tries to hide them sometimes and be strong for you. But oof does he die inside when you leave him. But reassuring him,you aint going anywhere. (Srry i just love lao so much)

D = Domestic (Do they want to settle down? How are they at cooking and cleaning?): tbh if he could retire. He would but never fully. Because of not just his self responsiblity but also his loyalty to his friends. But domestic life with lao is sweet. He's equal with chores. He cooks pretty good. His fave thing to cook is noodle soup. Despite being a monk,kung lao isn't a true vegetarian. However most of his diet is vegetarian. But on lunar new year. He treats himself to homemade beef noodle soup and char siu. Its one of the few times he lets himself indulge like that.

E = Ending (If they had to break up with their partner, how would they do it?): oh no baby why did you do that?! Who would break up with this bean?! What's wrong with you?!. But if you had to,he would rather it be upfront and formal. But just know this is gonna hurt him deeply. And he may not open up again to another person,at least for a long time. Like oof.

F = Fiance(e) (How do they feel about commitment? How quick would they want to get married?): ok kung lao,once he has made up his mind. Once things get past awkwardness. And he feels it's safe. Mrs.kung is soon what you'll be addressed as.

G = Gentle (How gentle are they, both physically and emotionally?): him baby like i said. Kung lao is a very gentle lover. Not so say he cant be rough. Not to say he wont be sassy. But to his beloved,he wants you to feel safe and secure in the same as he does. Hand holding. Soft caresses. Gentle "i love yous" and reassuring forehead kisses.

H = Hugs (Do they like hugs? How often do they do it? What are their hugs like?): he loves hugs. This is a good way to reassure him. Any chance he can get from you. And laos hugs are super warm and affectionate. You feel safe in his arms. His hugs feel like home.

I = I love you (How fast do they say the L-word?): you may say it first. But after that he says it shortly after. And never stops saying it.

J = Jealousy (How jealous do they get? What do they do when they’re jealous?): he can get that way a bit. But honestly he trusts you. But not to say he wont be cheeky or passive aggressive to that person trying to get on his bad side. But in all honesty despite being a bit protective of you (he has good reason to be btw) he actually does respect your space. But he's gonna go to you about it 9 outta 10 times. But don't push him plz.

K = Kisses (What are their kisses like? Where do they like to kiss you? Where do they like to be kissed?): passionate,hungry,longing,sweet but also gentle. He kisses you as if they are the last kisses you'll ever share. Besides your lips. The neck,the forehead,the hand,and a gentle cheek peck is the common. But he absolutely is over the moon for a cute kiss on the cheek or forehead. But if you kiss him right on the lips? Im not responsible for how much he goes on and on about how sexy you are to his friends.

L = Little ones (How are they around children?): he loves kids. But he wants to be in a place to be able to support them properly. But kung lao is pretty cool with children. He's the fun dad.

M = Morning (How are mornings spent with them?): warm tender hugs. A slightly raspy, "good morning darling". Morning tea brewing,a nice breakfast. Just peaceful.

N = Night (How are nights spent with them?): serene. Here with you in his arms. His twilight respite. The crickets chirping. After a nice warm meal. Reclining and enjoying each others company before dozing off to sleep. Laying there in the soft moonlight of the window peaking through. His soft breath on your neck as you both slumber. To wake again to your handsome lao in the morning.

O = Open (When would they start revealing things about themselves? Do they say everything all at once or wait a while to reveal things slowly?): ok its a tad slow but honestly if he trusts you he will slowing talk to you about his insecurities. Like i said he needs reassurance. Once he has this from you. He trusts and protects you with his life.

P = Patience (How easily angered are they?): don't push him. But he despite being boastful. He is hardly quick to anger. That is something you SHOULD BE THANKFUL FOR! He is very patient despite his shortcomings. And he knows how to bring the hurt. Don't push him.

Q = Quizzes (How much would they remember about you? Do they remember every little detail you mention in passing, or do they kind of forget everything?): he remembers the important things. But sometimes he needs reminders. But that isn't his fault tbh. (Kung lao adhd anyone?) But he tries. He certainly makes up for it in acts of service and gifts and being there for you. No matter how late.

R = Remember (What is their favorite moment in your relationship?): he says when he first laid eyes on you (kung lao you flirt). But realistically,

Probably your first date. This is where he bared his soul to you. Probably something simple like a picnic under a blossom tree. Or somewhere serene that ment a lot to him.

S = Security (How protective are they? How would they protect you? How would they like to be protected?): very protective. But not so much so that he becomes overbearing. He knows you can manage yourself. But he still doesn't like to take chances either. He always is looking out for you. If you feel uncomfortable around someone. Talk to him,he'll speak with them to respect your boundaries. If you feel scared or anxious,hold his hand or arm. He'll wrap his around you and hold you close so you feel better. For himself,you just being there and telling him its ok is enough.

T = Try (How much effort would they put into dates, anniversaries, gifts, everyday tasks?): he tries to put as much effort as his brain will let him.

U = Ugly (What would be some bad habits of theirs?): i honestly dunno. Probably beating himself up too much or taking on too much. Kung lao plz,take a break.

V = Vanity (How concerned are they with their looks?): he takes good care of himself. But also he is humble in that area too? Honestly he isn't any more concerned than the next guy tbh. And i dont know where people get this from? I mean of course he wants to look good for you. So does everyone. So eh.

W = Whole (Would they feel incomplete without you?): kinda yeah. He would be devastated if he lost you.

X = Xtra (A random headcanon for them.): kung laos hat has a subspace magic that can store shit and well as be a filter to help him teleport. Tho he can teleport without his hat. That hat is a good pinpoint to an area. He did a hat trick once,put a bunny in there. Johnny never shuts up about it. Constantly is trying to get him to do it for him. But kung lao refuses. Because it was one time. And he doesn't like to keep live animals n creatures in his hat for long. Because he care for the fur babies. Oh he also is a happy flirty drunk. But funny enough bo-rai-cho taught him drunken style too. So he can also fake it too. But he doesn't like using it often. But he'll never say the reasons why.

Y = Yuck (What are some things they wouldn’t like, either in general or in a partner?): someone cruel. Especially to animals or children. Overall he's open and tolerant of a lot of crap (probably more so then he needs to be,but eh he is a monk. Patience is a virtue) but some things are a hard no for him. Cruelty and violence outside of a tournament or when nessicary is unacceptable to him. He can try to talk you out of it. But he isn't above whooping ass either if needed.

Z = Zzz (What is a sleep habits of theirs?): kung lao can sleep almost anywhere. But he has to have his morning tea and evening tea. Other than that,he's good.

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Hope you loved this.

Again we stan one spinny boi. 🌪💖⛩🥺

#mortal kombat #self ship #self shipping #kung lao #kung lao mortal kombat #kung lao mk #💖⛩hat bae💖⛩#an absolute cutie is what kung lao is #lao bao 🥺💖#mk f/o #my many self ships #lao is still got my uwus

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danielfuckingricciardo · 11 months

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Because I’m in the Eurovision mood I thought I’d share my favourite song from each country (past and present!)

1. Albania 🇦🇱

2022 - Sekret // Ronela Hajati

2. Andorra 🇦🇩

2006 - Sense Tu // Jennifer

3. Armenia 🇦🇲

2014 - Not Alone // Aram MP3

4. Australia 🇦🇺

2015 - Tonight Again // Guy Sebastian

5. Austria 🇦🇹

2014 - Rise Like a Phoenix // Conchita Wurst

(This song makes me feel emotions every time damn it!)

6. Azerbaijan 🇦🇿

2021 - Mata Hari // Efendi

7. Belarus 🇧🇾

2014 - Cheesecake // Teo

(Underrated tune fr)

8. Belgium 🇧🇪

2015 - Rhythm Inside // Loïc Nottet

9. Bosnia and Herzegovina 🇧🇦

2011 - Love in Rewind // Dino Merlín

10. Bulgaria 🇧🇬

2017 - Beautiful Mess // Kristian Kostov

11. Croatia 🇭🇷

2023 - Mama ŠČ! // Let 3

12. Cyprus 🇨🇾

2018 - Fuego // Eleni Foureira

13. Czechia 🇨🇿

2019 - Friend of a Friend // Lake Malawi

(Was very hard to choose between this one and Lie To Me. It’s a very close second)

14. Denmark 🇩🇰

2021 - Øve Os På Hinanden // Fyr Og Flamme

(Was robbed in the semi-finals imo)

15. Estonia 🇪🇪

2015 - Goodbye to Yesterday // Elina Born + Stig Rästa

16. Finland 🇫🇮

2022 - Jezebel // The Rasmus

(Should have done so much better imo)

17. France 🇫🇷

2016 - J’ai Cherché // Amir

18. Georgia 🇬🇪

2011 - One More Day // Eldrine

19. Germany 🇩🇪

2011 - Taken by a Stranger // Lena

(Better than Satellite for sure, but Satellite slaps too)

20. Greece 🇬🇷

2008 - Secret Combination // Kalomira

21. Hungary 🇭🇺

2018 - Viszlát Nyár // AWS

22. Iceland 🇮🇸

2020 - Think About Things // Daði og Gagnamagnið

(Basic I know but it’s just such a good tune)

23. Ireland 🇮🇪

2011 - Lipstick // Jedward

(Not sorry about this one it slaps and Jedward are my kings)

24. Israel 🇮🇱

2015 - Golden Boy // Nadav Guedj

25. Italy 🇮🇹

(Gonna have to do a top five because I have such a thing for Italy in Eurovision I can’t pick just one oop)

2017 - Occidentali’s Karma // Francesco Gabbani

2015 - Grande Amore // Il Volo

2018 - Non Mi Avette Fatto Niente // Ermal Meta + Fabrizio Moro

2021 - Zitti E Buoni // Måneskin

2019 - Soldi // Mahmood

26. Latvia 🇱🇻

2022 - Eat Your Salad // Citi Zēni

(As a vegetarian and a bisexual I approve this message)

27. Lithuania 🇱🇹

2021 - Discotheque // The Roop

28. Luxembourg 🇱🇺

1988 - Croire // Lara Fabian

29. Malta 🇲🇹

2022 - Je Me Casse // Destiny

30. Moldova 🇲🇩

(My second favourite Eurovision country so here’s a top three)

2022 - Trenulețul // Zdob şi Zdub & Advahov Brothers

2018 - My Lucky Day // DoReDos

2017 - Hey Mamma // Sunstroke Project

31. Monaco 🇲🇨

1964 - Où Sont-elles Passées? // Romuald

(When I say I have an obsession with this song I mean it. PS Monaco plz come back we miss you!!)

32. Montenegro 🇲🇪

2015 - Adio // Knez

- Ranking Morocco doesn’t really feel fair because they only participated once lol -

33. The Netherlands 🇳🇱

2016 - Slow Down // Douwe Bob

(Hehe 33 Max Verstappen number it’s fate fr)

34. North Macedonia 🇲🇰

2012 - Crno I Belo // Kaliopi

35. Norway 🇳🇴

2009 - Fairytale // Alexander Rybak

(Listen I know it’s a basic choice but this song is iconic for a reason y’know? It slaps)

36. Poland 🇵🇱

2022 - River // Ochman

(King of the vocals fr brings me to tears every time)

37. Portugal 🇵🇹

2021 - Love is On My Side // The Black Mamba

38. Romania 🇷🇴

2010 - Playing With Fire // Paula Seling + Ovi

39. Russia 🇷🇺

2016 - You are the Only One // Sergey Lazarev

(Listen I’m a Sergey Lazarev stan first and human second. Between 2016 and 2018 I almost exclusively listened to his back catalogue and nothing else)

40. San Marino 🇸🇲

(Underrated country fr no one gets them like I do so they also get a top three)

2022 - Stripper // Achille Lauro

2021 - Adrenalina // Senhit + Flo-Rida

2019 - Say Na Na Na // Serhat

41. Serbia 🇷🇸

2023 - Samo Mi Se Spava // Luke Black

- Also not counting Serbia and Montenegro because they don’t have an emoji flag and they only participated twice -

42. Slovakia 🇸🇰

2010 - Horehronie // Kristina Pelakova

43. Slovenia 🇸🇮

2023 - Carpe Diem // Joker Out

44. Spain 🇪🇸

2019 - La Venda // Miki

(When I say this song was robbed I mean it. One of the biggest injustices faced in Eurovision was Miki coming 22nd)

45. Sweden 🇸🇪

(Sweden get a top three because they’re Sweden… they always slay)

2015 - Heroes // Måns Zelmerlöw

2012 - Euphoria // Loreen

2017 - I Can’t Go On // Robin Bengtsson

46. Switzerland 🇨🇭

2021 - Tout l'Univers // Gjon’s Tears

47. Türkiye 🇹🇷

2010 - We Could Be The Same // maNga

(Türkiye come back we miss you!!)

48. Ukraine 🇺🇦

(Another slay country so here’s a top three)

2018 - Under the Ladder // MELOVIN

2007 - Dancing Lasha Tumbai // Verka Serduchka

2021 - Shum // Go_A

49. United Kingdom 🇬🇧

(In the name of patriotism, of which I have very little, let’s do a top five + an honourable mention)

2012 - Love Will Set You Free // Engelbert Humperdinck

2022 - SPACE MAN // Sam Ryder

1981 - Making Your Mind Up // Buck’s Fizz

1968 - Congratulations // Cliff Richard

1976 - Save Your Kisses for Me // Brotherhood of Man

+ my honourable mention, Freaks // Jordan Clarke which should have been our song for 2019 but the British general public have no taste. I firmly believe this is why they no longer trust us to hold a national selection anymore lol

50. Yugoslavia *insert flag here*

1989 - Rock Me // Riva

(Basic choice I know, to pick their only winning song, but it slaps)

And that’s everyone!! Feel free to judge me hard for my tastes lol 😂

#Eurovision #I did this instead of sleeping lmaoo

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earth90214 · 1 year

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Vegetarian Miles in a puerto rican house 😭 Thank god he doesn’t know his tios or his titis cuz the jokes would be flying

LMFAOOO plz i’d feel bad for him cuz imagine suddenly developing a meat allergy and all of a sudden u got the whole family on ur ass 😭😭

no but also imagine vegetarian miles being an insanely good cook cuz he is absolutely not gonna be the person eating only sides at dinner ‼️

#hc #miles morales #spider-man #marvel #comics

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Any sneak peak of next chapter of Waking Up you could share ? Plz?

Sure- here's the opening to the next chapter:

When Ron finished his shift he hung up his apron and opened the back door to a rush of wind and water.

“Great,” Ron said to himself as he eyed the storm. From inside his loud dishwashing room he hadn’t known it had started coming down. Stinging memories of splinching left him never fully trusting himself with Apparition on a good day. Haggard after a long day, he definitely didn’t like his chances of keeping his fingers and other pieces intact. He felt like freshly fleshed leather.

He’d seen leather being made at a local faire once. The ‘fleshing’ process was gruesome to watch. The gross skin they’d been marinating in chemicals had been stretched thin and they scraped off the muscles and tendons leaving only the thin bit of hide to go on to de-hair and tan. It had been disgusting and made quite the impression on a six year old. He’d cried and sworn not to eat animals ever again, and of course had been laughed at by his brothers for being a crybaby, blubbering over something like leather when they regularly ate their own chickens and the neighbours’ sheep.

That night his Mum had made a pot roast and the smell had been so intoxicating he left his very principled vegetarianism at the faire. But the vivid image of hide being pulled taut and scrapped out had stayed with him. Anymore Ron felt that was all that he was — tenetized, scraped and stretched until there was nothing inside. He was just so tired…

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whsprings · 3 months

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Happy to try to recommend places - are you looking at certain regions of the US?

midwest-ish would be best but I'm not super picky just plz vegetarian friendly

#answered

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littlegraceschildcare · 8 months

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