#venom bites

[tauge-nix]

after i got my venom bites pierced i solely survived on Monster Energy and cigarettes

[leopardmuffinxo]

she's the poison i'm dying to drink

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #lae'zel #angry wife #my oc: talon ormr #lae'zel x tav #otp: i crave your bite regardless of the venom #my bg3 edits #i love them your honor #userarklay #usermorvaris #userwolfkissed #userrivensbane #userlumad #userterendelev #necroticpetals #miyku #baldurians #katsigian

[theangrycomet]

I like to think these two are work friends that research at the same university who have absolutely 0 clue that they live on the opposite ends of the Science Dad moral spectrum.

Utonium isn’t one to judge a book by a cover and is oblivious on the best of days while Venomous just does NOT bother to do research on any of the heroes so has 0 clue that Utonium has anything to do the the Powerpuffs despite them both talking incessantly about their daughters for years.

They both just sort of assumed the other was on their side of the hero/villain spectrum.

#‘’WHAT DO YOU MEAN YOU’RE A SUPERVILLAIN?” #‘’what do you mean you’re NOT?!” #Meanwhile Fink is actively biting everyone and everything until she gets her game back #Professor Utonium #Professor Venomous #Powerpuff Girls #PPG #OK KO #OKKO #OK KO Let’s be Heroes #I just think it’s be funny as hell #Man this is old- I seriously need to clear out my drafts folder #AngryComet Rambles

[deyisacherry]

so do you guys remember that scene from Inside Out? The brazilian guy?

yeah... have Sombra from GITM doing the same thing

i had to add the "spanish" version bc it's 100% funnier to me who watched the movie in spanish

tag! @venomous-qwille

#back to make my commission cause i finally finished this thing #take his hand #he won't... bite #i think #ghost in the machine #ghost in the machine au #gitm #gitm au #sombra gitm #sombra fanart #venomous qwille #fnaf security breach au #fnaf sb au #daycare attendants au

[latenightsundayblues]

Found some stuff i made based on my fic before even posting it on AO3; i guess it can be called concept art in a way. Here's a younger Stu proudly showing off his collection of creepy-crawly friends he's kidnapped from the woods and named after cool horror characters. I got the idea after visiting a really cool vaccine institute ive known for a long while that displays venomous animals both dead and alive for educational purposes.

"This big one here was Hannibal. He bit me once and I spent 3 days in the ER without my parents noticing. Also I found Pinhead there-- what? Oh, it's the scorpion, right over there. Anyway, I jumped over a fence to smoke weed in some abandoned asylum an' landed on something sharp. Turns out it was him. Got real fuckin' sick for like a week and a half after that for some reason though"

And also Billy teaching Stu how to pin up a butterfly. Kinda different (and remarkably less homoerotic) from what I actually ended up writing lmfao

#i need to get back to writing the next chap #i cant give up right when shit starts to pick up a little #i love actually rabid Stu headcanons #he probably has some kind of undiscovered disease from all the different venomous bites at this point #the hospital staff knows him very well #scream 1996 #stu macher #stu macher fanart #billy loomis #billy loomis x stu matcher #stuilly #latenightsundayblues art tag

[rotisseries]

me and the mutuals discussing violence as a metaphor for sex

#violence and sex as partners in the dance of physicality etc etc #an ineffectual venomous snake bite. a slow stabbing. choking. an animalistic neck bite #all things that can mean so much to insane people<3

[is-the-snake-video-cute]

I once heard someone talk about putting clay on a snake (specifically copperhead) bite to "pull the venom out". I doubt it's any more true than sucking the venom out, but is there any truth to it at all?

Nope, not at all. Absolute nonsense! Venom injection works mechanically a lot like a vaccine; it gets in your bloodstream so fast there's no way to pull it back out no matter what you try.

If you are bitten by a venomous snake, what you actually want to do is:

Get a picture of the snake that bit you, if at all possible

If you have a marker or a pen, draw a circle around the initially affected zone and jot down the time. That way, folks at the hospital will be able to judge how fast the venom is affecting you.

Remove any clothing or jewelry around the area - snake bites can cause massive swelling, especially viper bites.

Wash the bite with soap and water if you can.

Keep the bite lower than your heart - avoid the urge to elevate because that'll just help the venom move along quicker. Never, ever ice the wound or apply a tourniquet; you'll almost certainly lose the affected limb if you do that. Avoid compression bandages, too - that's a recipe for disaster with viper bites, so unless you're in Australia, just play it safe. Even if you're in Australia, don't use a compression bandage unless you know how.

It'll be hard, but try to stay as calm as you can. Remember you've got time, and the slower your heart rate is, the slower the venom is going to affect you.

And get to a hospital ASAP!!

#not a rating #snake venom #snake bites #snake myths

[aantinous]

I will consume you.

#vegaspeteedit #kinnporscheedit #kpedit #vegaspete #* #deeply obsessed with this dynamic. it's like watching a cobra pick a fight with a mongoose #and realize just as he goes for the bite that this cute and silly looking creature not only is (mostly) immune to his venom #but will be the one to eat him alive

[blackkatdraws]

Venom has a point y'know

#comic made with random tumblr posts #venom and eddie #venom #eddie brock #veddie #symbrock #venom comic #venom fanart #the urge to bite and infect someone with rabies whenever they annoy me a bit too much #mine 💗

[dialovers-lover-xoxo]

#the vibora are a snake race in the canon dl universe #we never see them this is headcanon for the ask #also a snake's bite would be venomous not poisonous but I don't think Laito would differentiate #sorry I'm a word nerd #diabolik lovers #diabolik lovers fandom #diabolik lovers ask blog #sakamaki laito #laito sakamaki #diabolik lovers laito #dialovers laito #raito sakamaki #sakamaki raito #diaboys

[dreamologisth2o]

The thing about snakes is, and the thing I really like about cc!Dream’s metaphor, is that snakes don’t like to bite. Snakes don’t want, to bite. Especially those with venom.

Biting is risky, biting is a last line of defense. A snake will do literally everything else before that, to scare the danger away. They’ll puff up, flatten themselves, open their hoods if they have one, open their mouths, make themselves look bigger, more threatening. They’ll hiss and buzz their tails and make noise and back up. And when everything else fails, they bite.

And sometimes biting is the only thing that works. It’s the only thing that sticks.

And maybe a snake that just bites is a snake that’s learned that nothing else works.

How long did it take for c!Dream to finally learn that nothing else works? How many other things has he tried? How many other times has he failed?

When does a snake become a snake that just bites?

#food for thought #my thoughts #c!dream #Dreblr #my ramblings #that said #the scientific accuracy of the rest of what he said is up for debate lol #I have no idea if there’s a venomous species of snake that broods it’s eggs #but I think the hawk would rather have the snake for a snack #over its eggs lol #still #the metaphor works well for what he intended #and I think a lot of us would bite #to defend ourselves #or to defend our brood

[leopardmuffinxo]

zhak vo'n'fynh duj: source of my joy. ♡

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #lae'zel #my oc: talon ormr #otp: i crave your bite regardless of the venom #lae'zel x tav #my bg3 edits #userarklay #usermorvaris #userwolfkissed #useravallachs #miyku #baldurians #useremahriel #userfray #userimogen #usermercymaker #userhaarleps #theviridianbunny

[spider-man-2o99]

okayokayokay ill shut up after this but before i go just look at him putting his arms & red patches up over his head to look more Big and Scary like.. . . yeah yeah buddy we get it u r venomous and Birds oughta Think TWICE Before They Mess With You and also this is DEFINITELY not going 2 come back to haunt Anyone at Any Point EVER

#talking tag #spider-man 2099 #spiderman 2099 #miguel o'hara #across the spider-verse #atsv #(disheartened) lads i dont know if he will Bite That Teenager. strongly a-fearing that he really just might not have his paralyzing bite :{ #cause like FR if youre both unmasked and miles is Running Away. and YOU dont want him to run away. then WHY not try 2 bite him? #but when we see miles as theyre fightin. his suits torn up yes but he doesnt have any (visible) Fang Punctures #which means! for Some Damn Reason! either mig is just Letting Miles Run for the #-sake of whatever his Motivation in this film is (aka it only makes sense with context). Or. OR. they just FORGOT HES VENOMOUS >:{ #listen to me atsv LISTEN to me you already fuckign gave him an abe lincoln head if he doesnt even have his fangs im turning into tha joker #no group tetanus shots bcuz mig got freaked out nd started biting ppl.... <:(

[staledirt87]

Snake!Janus except it's actual snake things and he's cold-blooded and doesn't love and sees in Infrared.

Patton cooking them meals and everyone thinks Janus is sick or something cause he only eats every Friday and then sleeps the next two days

They don't let him do laundry because he just lays on the warm clothes, but they do keep the curtains open during the day

He always gives the sides blankets when they're cold or turns on a fan when they're warm without them telling him and it takes them forever to figure out how he knows

Just because he can't love them doesn't mean he doesn't feel safe or comfortable around them and he regrets ever telling them that

#janus sanders #deceit sanders #patton sanders #morality sanders #sanders sides #sanders sides headcanon #since his scales are green I think he'd be a green tree python #theyre also known for being agressive if you get too close #and while they do bite it's not venomous since they're a constrictor #which could also explain the six arms but I also think he has really strong grip strength #also green tree pythons can have yellow spots #so that covers the yellow accent #theyre also really good at camouflage #thomas sanders #thomas sanders sides

[cthulhusstepmom]

Simon has been engaging in what he likes to call "exposure therapy"; in essence he'll go to Soap's room, usually when he's there, and stare at the snake until he feels his lips start to burn and twist. When he's feeling particularly brave he'll go sit on the bathroom floor and stare down the cobra, False cobra he reminds himself. That one is usually better, it's smaller and objectively otherworldly. It's hard to justify having a panic attack over a purple snake half as long as his arm. He's been getting better, the burning turns to a subtle itch to a barely noticeable twitch. It took five hours of sitting in cold tile to get even the slightest reaction last time, watching Hugo cruise around his enclosure while Johnny slept soundly in the other room. Hour six and he does something stupid.

He knows the falsie can't hurt him, no worse than a bee sting if he lets it chew him up, he read. He'd seen Soap handle him, seen the love in his eyes as he looked at him. He doesn't really realize he's done it until he hears the click of the glass door hitting home. And now Simon is frozen watching the snake come forward to investigate him, can feel the flicks of its tongue flicking over his gooseflesh. His lungs start burning, watching the snake flare out its neck hovering above his palm. His scales are wet from where he'd been swimming as he inches carefully onto Ghost's arm. The texture brings him back to the present, incredibly smooth and pleasantly warm to the touch from the warm water. Ghost shakes his head and looks down. Hugo is exploring his lap at a leisurely pace, poking his head into the folds of material in his sweats. Eventually he finds the stretched out pocket and in a flash he dives in and curls himself up as pleased as punch. After that, his exposure therapy takes a different turn and, with Soap's permission, he even takes Hugo to the break room in the dead of night to meet the goldfish (safely on the outside of the glass of course).

One day Soap approaches him with a pleased hop in his step and announces that he found someone for Hugo. Ghost isn't upset. He's not. He knows how Johnny's operation works, Hugo was never going to be a permanent resident...but it just feels so soon.

Soap gives him the details and a week later they've set a meeting in the parking lot of the local Tesco's. Hugo is leisurely curling through Ghost's fingers, distracting him from the exposed feeling of just a black medical mask, as Johnny watches with a small smile on his face that's slowly disappearing as the time crawls past fifteen minutes late. At half an hour late a loud car peels into the lot with a screech, making a beeline toward their borrowed pickup and pulling to a stop far far too close to Johnny for Simon's comfort.

The kid that gets out of the car is tall and lanky with dusty blond hair that's seen more gel than shampoo in the past several weeks. He's young, younger than Simon had expected and from the contemplative frown on Johnny's face younger than he expected too. He's early twenties, 24 at the oldest. He also reeks of cigarette smoke, not that Ghost himself is the perfect role model for lung health but he's not chain-smoked like that since he was a teenager with something to prove.

"Ay sup bruv! Sorry I'm late traffic's a fucking bitch." The kid claps a hand on Soap's back. "Where is it?" Soap is opening his mouth to answer but he's cut off by the next outburst. "Fuck mate you're holding it? That's fucking ballsy, mad respect! Big lad like you, probably take a while before it offed you though yeah?"

The urge to put a bullet through this cocky little wankstain is a loud chant in the back of his mind.

"Not worse than a bee sting." He growls under his breath.

"S' a Cobra innit?" The kid snarks.

"False Water Cobra." Soap corrects and Ghost can hear the click of his teeth as he spits out the words.

"...still venomous though right? Your post said it was venomous."

A pregnant pause fills the air as Soap and Ghost make eye contact. Silent communication flies between them, a language learned in a landscape of fire and death. The slightest twitch, a shallow nod.

"We're done here." Ghost snarls as let's Hugo slither into his pocket, crossing his arms.

"Oi! I dunno what you think you're doing freakshow but I'm not leaving without my fucking snake." The kid reaches ominously into his pocket.

The little shit makes it a single step forward before a heavy hand clamps down on his trapezius.

"Ah dinnae think yeh understand. We're done, aye?"

Ghost feels a grin twitching on his lips as he watches pain twist up the youth's pointed features, watching Soap twist him around and shove him into his car with little more complaint than a pained yelp.

When they're back on base Ghost lets out a small breath of relief when Hugo is safely returned to his palaudarium.

Laying with Johnny curled up on his chest later that night he feels more than he hears a small laugh.

"Yer attached to him now."

He heaves a great long-suffering sigh.

"Less of a brat than you are, made it easy."

His Johnny laughs loud and clear and if his brain is turning with plans of rearranging his room and researching plants then that's between him and god...for now.

#....hehehehhehe #hugo is finally more than a on offscreen gag!! #and of course Ghost fell in love with him just look at them. #being completely realistic:DO NOT FREEHANDLE ANY MILDLY VENEMOUS SNAKE YOU DO NOT KNOW #BAD IDEA #even if the venom isnt that severe you could be allergic and if theres anything you can do to avoid a bite just do it #also the rearfanged venemous species are so fascinating and i could give like a whole short seminar on them i love them so much #and yes Hugo is here to stay #cod mw2 #fish person gaz #ghost x soap #ghostsoap #reptile person soap #john soap mactavish #simon ghost riley #false water cobra

[is-the-snake-video-cute]

Did you know there’s an Australian Basketball team named Carins Taipans

Australia has 8/10 of the worlds deadliest snakes I read once

Are you able to confirm if that is true?

Mind you the Australian state I live in the Basketball teams mascot is also a deadly Australian bird (Magpie)

That's cool! I was never into sports but snakes are awesome mascots!

Here's the thing about Australian snakes, though. It's true that if we measure venom potency in a lab by testing it on standard sizes of mice, Australia has a lot of snakes that have unusually potent venom. The inland taipan blows everything else out of the water in the LD 50 test.

But. And this is a big but.

Real-life snake bites do not happen in a lab on standard sizes of mice. In real life, Australia's venomous snakes are not at all that exceptional.

Yes, inland taipan bites are extremely potent and can become an emergency very quickly! But that's not unusual among elapids in general; the same is true of king cobras and black mambas. King cobras are actually the snake whose venom can kill a healthy adult human the quickest.

All of Australia's venomous snakes have bites that are manageable when given medical care, such as antivenin and supportive hospital care. This isn't universally true; with Malayan krait bites, for example, even antivenin and supportive care does not guarantee recovery.

Snake bite deaths are very rare in Australia. About two people die from snake bite every year in Australia; that's lower than the average of 5 per year in the US. In India, in contrast, where medical care and antivenin can be difficult to find after snake bites, it's estimated that about 50,000 people die of snake bite every year.

We know the four deadliest snakes in the world, and none of them are Australian. They're called the big four and they're responsible for the most snake bites in the Indian subcontinent. They're the Russell's viper, the common krait, the Indian saw-scaled viper, and the Indian cobra.

So, yeah. Australia's venomous snakes stand out in a lab, but in realistic terms they're nothing special.

#not a rating #snake venom #snake bites