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just-imagine-that · 1 year

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hello ! could i request ateez with an s/o that's vv strong, like you did with TXT ? thanks in advance :D

Ateez Reaction - S/O Is Really Strong

Some of these probably lost all sense cause I got too excited and couldn't put everything I wanted into this without making it a full ass Imagine

I decided to kill everyone today cause of the Gifs I'm using lmaooooo😈😈

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(Gf/Bf) = Girlfriend/Boyfriend

WARNING: Fluff, Suggestive

Seonghwa

(Blonde Hwa is superior!!)

The first time he noticed how strong you were was when he dropped his phone underneath the couch. He had tried sticking his arm underneath to grab it, but it was too far back for him to reach. Then he tried to lift the couch up, which was a mistake on his end because it felt like he was trying to pick up a giant bar of gold it was so heavy.

Luckily, you had walked into the living room as he was struggling. You're bowl of fruit in hand, you just kinda leaned on the doorway for a second to watch him struggle, a laugh bubbling in your throat.

You decided to be nice, though, and set your bowl on the coffee table to help him.

"What's up? Why are you trying to lift our couch?" You asked.

He groaned in response, "I dropped my phone and it went too far back for me to reach."

You nodded your head in understanding and booted him out of the way so you could try lifting the couch yourself. You picked up the end of the couch with ease, confused at how Seonghwa couldn't lift something so light.

Hwa stared at you in shock, nearly forgetting all about his phone, but quickly grabbed it off the floor before going back to gawking at you setting the couch back down.

"Ya, how could you not lift that, that's not even weight worthy!"

Hwa watched as you grabbed your bowl of fruit and left into the kitchen.

"Man, I need to start working out.." he breathed out, wide eyed at what he had just witnessed.

Hongjoong

Omg he would absolutely love having a strong (Gf/Bf)!! Like, imagine how cute it would be to just randomly pick him up and take him to where he wants to go around the house. You just flip him over like a sack of potatoes over your shoulder and just bring him to the kitchen, setting his ass down on the counter.

Especially if he gets injured. If he can't make his way around the house, you're gonna be his personal uber driver. Also, I can't get this image out of my head; Hongjoong is at his studio, passed out because he's been over working himself again, and you come to pick him up because he hasn't been answering your texts.

You walk in and find him fast asleep at his desk chair, poor thing looks like he hasn't slept in weeks. So you take pity on him, and, very carefully, you pick him up bridal style, and he's passed out so he doesn't feel a thing. You bring him outside and buckle him up in your car, and off you take him, back home.

As you arrive, you notice that he's still knocked out, light snores coming from his slightly open mouth. You unbuckle him and pick him back up as carefully as you can, and somehow you unlock your door with him in your arms. Not even taking your shoes off, you immediately take him to your shared bedroom.

You set him down gently on the bed and cover him with the warm, freshly washed, blankets. Finally taking your shoes off, you crawl under the blankets and drift off to sleep, staring lovingly at your hardworking boyfriend.

(Hongjoong is my bias, so I was smiling so hard while writing this, so adorable!!)

Yunho

Not even gonna lie, he gets chills every time you do something even remotely to do with strength. Yunho is a tall, big dude, but he's also soft like a puppy, so he is actually a little scared of you, because he knows that if he ever does something you don't like, you could snap him easier than Jongho snaps fruit in half.

He knows you never would, because he makes sure to be the best boyfriend as he possibly can, but there is always a possibility he could fuck something up and you could get angry at him, after all, no one is completely perfect. But that would never actually happen cause, even if he did do something wrong, you just can't be mad at him.

WAIT.. I just had a thought. Ya'll are that really intimidating couple, cause Yunho is super tall and you're super strong, so whenever people first meet you guys, they're probably scared shitless, but then ya'll turn out to be huge sweethearts and any previous intimidation is GONE.

There was a day where you picked Yunho up to REALLY show off your strength, because the Ateez members didn't believe Yunho when he told them that you could probably bench press all of them and more (obviously exaggerating, but he wouldn't be surprised if you could.)

Like you straight up lifted him up off his ass to show the boys that Yunho wasn't just talking nonsense. You just picked him up bridal style and started doing squats with him in your arms as if it was nothing.

Yunho is a giant puppy with his strong (Gf/Bf) who will mess anyone up if they even try to hurt him, and that's that.

Yeosang

Not gonna lie, after he finds out about your amazing strength, he talks about it to his members ALL THE TIME. He is constantly bragging and even teasing Jongho about how he was nothing compared to you when it came to strength.

Everytime the Ateez members have had enough of Yeosang bragging about you, they complain to you about it, to which you ask Yeosang about how often he talks about you. This bitch responds by getting offended and saying he doesn't talk about you THAT often.

When the others hear Yeosang's response, you can bet that an argument is going to occur, and the 7 boys will most definitely win, because they have experienced his bragging for weeks now.

Yeosang doesn't let up no matter what though, so, at some point you just got tired of hearing them argue and slung Yeosang over your shoulder as if he was a sack of potatoes.

"Hey! I was winning that fight, I need to finish it once and for all to prove I definitely don't talk about you all the time!" He exclaimed, still heated from the argument.

"Honey, we all know you were gonna lose, just admit it, you love me too much to ever stop thinking about me," you teased.

Yeosang let out a huff before finally giving up his fight, knowing full well that you were right.

San

I feel like he would really love to get picked up by you, not gonna lie. Like, one day San was having a hard time falling asleep, so he was just on he couch watching TV while you were asleep, well.. he thought you were asleep, but you could feel his absence from the bed and it was really bothering you.

You started to get frustrated after an hour of waiting in bed for him to come and sleep, but he didn't. So, you flipped the covers off of you, a bit annoyed at the fact that you couldn't sleep without his presence. You march into the living room to see him watching a show.

You stood in front of him, snatched the remote from his hands and turned the TV off, much to San's displeasure, a groan left his mouth in annoyance. To which you just rolled your eyes, pulled him up from the couch and opened your arms as a sign for him to Koala hug you so you could carry him to bed.

He made no fuss and immediately did as you suggested by that gesture.

With your arms under his butt, holding him to your body while walking back to your shared room, you rolled your eyes.

"Yeah, yeah, ya big baby, I know this is the only way you'll come to bed. How did we even start this routine in the first place?" ypu asked, genuinely curious.

"I have no idea, but I'm not complaining!" San replied.

Mingi

Mingi seems like the type of person who would blush uncontrollably at your show of strength. Like, if you have the muscles and you wear a tank top or something really revealing, he's gonna be lookin' at you like you're a fuckin' diamond.

I think he would really like a strong (Gf/Bf). The day he finds out about your strength is the day he swears he is in heaven, because you lifting something heavy is so hot to him.

Him and you were just chillin' in your living room, cuddling and watching TV, when you heard a knock at your door. You knew you were getting a mattress delivered to your house that day, so it wasn't a surprise when you opened the door to find a big fuckin' box on your doorstep.

"That's a pretty big package, let me help you bring it in," Mingi offered, walking to the other side of the box to help you pick it up.

"Nah, I'm good, I get stuff like this all the time, it's no problem," you answered right before you picked up the giant box with two arms and brought it inside.

Mingi stood in the doorway in shock that you could pick up something as heavy as that without anyone's help.

He snapped out of his thoughts when they started to get a bit dirty; like, damn, what else could you do with that strength of yours?

Wooyoung

Oh God, this absolute Prince is gonna make you carry him round he house all he time. Like, if you don't physically lift him off of the bed in the morning, he will refuse to leave your room, which gives you two choices, pick him he fuck up and bring him into he kitchen with you, or he's getting breakfast in bed.

He isn't afraid to tease you and your strength either. He knows full well that you could beat him up if he ever goes too far, but he also knows your limits, so that won't ever happen. He'll tease you when you're angry and say some shit like,

"Aww, Jagiya, you can throw that person out the window if they're bothering you that much~~"

Like, what the hell, Woo, no you're not gonna throw them out the window, though the idea doesn't sound too bad at the moment.

Not even gonna lie, he actually TRIES to make you mad sometimes because he finds it really hot and he's hoping that you'll take advantage of your strength one day and make use of it on him in the bedroom.

Yeah he get's horny at the most simplest show of strength when it comes to you. He would literally do anything to make you throw him around and be rough in bed.

(Oh God, I am so sorry, I just can't get StrengthKink!Wooyoung out of my head🥺)

Jongho

Baby boy is so confused and happy at the same time. Like, what do you mean you're stronger than him and can lift him like he weighs nothing, but also, he now has a fruit breaking buddy!

I can just imagine the amount of fruit the boys buy you to make you and Jongho have a battle of who can break the most fruits in the least amount of time. Jongho would always roll his eyes at them for making you guys compete over something so stupid, but when the competition starts, he gets so fucking competitive for some reason, like, chill out, you ain't winning no fuckin' award, unless you count the broken fruit as an award.

You win every competition, though, and, not even gonna lie, Jongho gets so pouty because of it. All the boys surround you and praise you for beating Jongho in the Ateez Fruit Smash Competition, meanwhile he's over here with the biggest puppy pout on his face because he lost.

You always have to give him reassurance that, even though you are stronger than him, he will always be your strong boyfriend and that ya'll can be strong together.

Also, tons of videos of you guys breaking fruit together on instagram. The best video is one where you were bothing holding the same apple, a hand on each side, and as you both dig your fingers into the core, you break it together.

Basically, you're relationship is a lot of wholesome fruit breaking!

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copiousloverofcopia · 10 months

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HERE IT IS! The moment some of you have been waiting for...well maybe not really lol...

Since I completed The Red Dress as promised I have started on one of my promised other new works.....UNDER THE SPELL!

Please be nice I am SO not used to writing for Mary, so I hope its ok!

Mary Goore x OC Piper!

Piper and Mary have been best friends since they first met as children. When Mary and her boyfriend Sid asked her to come along on gigs, Piper thought it was a no-brainer. But as the excitement of the buzzing amps dies down, she realizes she wants more—now if only she can get him to agree.

Chapter 1: Fishnets and Regrets

Also available HERE on AO3!

Eventually will be NSFW below the cut 😈

She was trying her best to stay cool, staving off the tears that relentlessly pricked at her eyes. The sharp-winged cat eyeliner and heavily mascaraed lashes sent a trail of black down her cheeks. A battle lost, but only for a short moment until she could bring herself to carry on. Piper stared into the mirror of another random bar's bathroom, angry at herself for not realizing what she wanted to do with her life sooner. Despite her upset, the show must go on. Knowing that would need to stuff it down before heading out to face them again—her chosen family and partners in crime, Repugnant.

She had spent the last 6 years of her life traveling with them and when the sounds of humming amps kicked on and the guitars screamed as they were being tuned—she needed to move her ass. Before heading back out, she adjusted her tattered fishnets, that had seen better days, and re-tied her scuffed up black combat boots. They were her favorite—a gift from Mary many years ago. Piper checked the mirror, once more, just to be sure that her mohawk hadn't fallen, before using her foot to kick open the door.

Her mind was still heavy with anger and hurt. The fight she and Sid had was only a short time ago and it left her feeling heated, like she was roasting from the inside. Now she'd have to go and watch them perform—pissed off but having got her shit together enough to keep the peace. After all, there were still a bunch more gigs to go and the road home, for her, didn’t really exist.

It was the first time in a long time Piper wished she was somewhere else. Traveling with the four guys and Tom's girl, Annie, had been a dream come true. She lived for the music, the lights of the stage, and the energy from the crowd as the guys performed. Having grown up with Mary and getting close with the rest of them, it was only natural that they all worked so well together. So, when Mary and Sid asked her to tag along while they toured the world, she thought she couldn’t ask for anything more—that was until last week.

She was late—very late. Her period, which had normally come like clockwork, had decided to give both her and Sid the scare of a lifetime. Both of them in a full-blown panic as the reality of that drunken mishap set in. Sid was pissed, throwing shit around the hourly rate hotel room, spouting comments about her needing to get shit taken care of and him not wanting any damn kids. Piper wasn’t at all surprised at his psychotic meltdown, but what she was surprised about was her reaction to the negative test. In that moment everything changed, and she was, for lack of a better word, conflicted.

When only one line appeared on the stick, Sid was ecstatic. Jumping up and down acting like a complete and utter fool. Thrilled out of his mind that he had dodged yet another bullet despite his recklessness. Piper was relieved too, in a way. Sid was not necessarily the "fatherly" type, but the idea of having a kid hadn't left her—even a week later.

That's when the fight happened, and of course it just had to happen before the show. Sid couldn't let things go and give her the space she needed when she told him nothing was wrong. So, with his incessant pushing and Piper's built-up anger, the truth came spilling out like blood from a gushing wound. Not her finest moment to be sure, but she wondered if all of this was what needed to happen.

Things had been rocky for some time with Sid. He was a good man deep down, but definitely immature and Piper was pretty sure his photo was next to "man child" in the dictionary. She loved him, but she knew at this point it was over between them—Piper had figured out she wanted more than just a spot in the tour bus and glorified groupie status with the band. She told Sid she wanted to move on with her life and settle down. And with that revelation, blow up number 1,346 began. Leaving them officially split up and Piper in an awkward place—feeling empty.

She took in a deep breath before continuing down the hall and stepping out onto the floor, the band playing when she had made her way to the pit. The guitars were drilling into the audience’s skulls and the drums banging hard, vibrating in her chest. The feeling of the music coursing through her, was truly something she'd never get enough of. Piper watched Sid playing his guitar, Tom on drums, Carlos on bass, and of course Mary absolutely slaughtering the vocals. The frustration, hanging itself within her soul, shredding with the sounds of the death metal they came to play.

The smell of cigarette smoke was heavy in the air and the sticky floor pulled at the bottoms of her boots, but she didn't care. Piper head-banged her way through Draped in Cerecloth and tried to just let go. Her mohawk swinging around and the chains on her belt rattling as she jumped up and down, screaming into the universe and giving every last bit of energy she had to Mary and the guys. Thankfully it was gonna be a great night of music, but also a night she would never forget.

The show was a blast, the crowd losing it over the performance and tearing the place up as they rocked out to what their parents surely referred to as “deafening noise”. As their spot was over, Mary and the guys along with Piper and Annie took the opportunity to throw a few back before heading out for the night. All of them laughing and celebrating another show well done, Piper being a bit less enthusiastic as usual. Mary, taking note that she and Sid had been keeping their distance.

The bar had now been closed for over an hour and while everyone else minus the stagehands had left to head back to the bus, Piper decided to hang out for some time alone. She sat by herself with a beer in hand and picked at yet another tear in her fishnets, when she saw Mary coming towards her. Fuck , she thought to herself knowing exactly where this was going.

Mary Goore had been covered in blood since the beginning of the show. Preferring to start things out with a bang. Dripping with it as he raged in sonnets of death and the defiling of corpses. The metallic liquid, now managing to cover his shirt and matted a bit of his hair, but he didn't care. It was another glorious night for him and the guys, though he couldn’t let go of the feeling that things were off with Sid and Piper.

He felt a connection to her like no other—the best of friends since the cradle. Their families were close from the beginning. When Mary's Dad took off and Piper's parents were killed, they were the ones to help each other hold it together. She had been a staple in his life. A constant he knew he could always count on. Things had been weird lately between her and Sid, that was for sure. And it didn’t take a genius to figure out things were at an all-time low.

"Pipes? Why aren't you on the bus?" He asked as he slumped down beside her on the edge of the stage. Piper shrugged a bit, taking another swig of her beer to finish it off before speaking.

"Just didn't feel like it quite yet. I figured I'd wait till everything got packed up and then head over."

"Bullshit." Mary said straight faced and serious toned. He was a bit intimidating after a show, all that blood over his face and the tiniest amount of grumble to his voice—after having pushed it so hard.

"Oh come on. Don't do that thing you do." Piper begged—her words futile. She knew he could sense it, there was definitely something she wasn’t telling him. Piper was surprised that Sid hadn't told him yet about their break up, since he had never known how to keep his mouth shut.

"You know better sweetness than to lie to my face." He told her as he widened his gaze and tried to lean in closer. Piper pressed her lips together into a tight line and furrowed her brows before dropping her eyes to her lap. Damn Mary for always being right and always knowing when she was hiding something.

“Sid and I well…we aren’t a thing anymore.” Piper said calmly before looking back over at Mary. His face was filled with disgust, imagining the multitude of things Sid could have done to destroy things with Piper, who had stuck by his ass for so long.

“What did that rat bastard do now?” Mary growled knowing full well how asinine his friend could be. Piper put her hand on Mary’s shoulder to calm him. It was slick with blood and sweat and some face paint, but nothing she couldn’t handle. Mary grabbed for her hand and gave her a concerned look.

“No Mare, it’s nothing like that. We just decided that we want different things—I want different things.” Piper explained.

“Well what the fuck does that even mean?” Mary laughed, though a bit nervously.

“I think this may be the end of the road for me. After the next few gigs, I’m gonna have to figure something out. I got other things I wanna do with my life and being stuck on the bus isn’t it anymore.”

“Where is this coming from? I thought you loved being on tour with us?” Mary asked her, completely confused and honestly more shaken than if it had been only the Sid issue. He didn’t want Piper to leave. Half the time she was the only thing that kept him from going off the deep end. What’s got her ready to run if it ain't Sid , he asked himself.

“I wanna settle down, take up root somewhere and well that's not gonna happen with Sid or while I’m on the road with you all.” Piper admitted. She and Mary had usually been upfront with each other. Each appreciating the other's candor, saving them from misunderstandings but tonight she was withholding something. And while Piper might have wanted to keep the intimate details of her heartache to herself, Mary would know she was lying before she could speak the words.

“What a pussy.” he snorted, angry with Sid for spurring this whole thing on, thinking to himself anyone would be lucky to be committed to Piper. “Honestly Pipes you are better off without him…but I’d be lying if I didn’t tell you that I want you to stay. Don’t go.”

“Uh…fuck…Mare that’s not the start.” Piper explained, swallowing back the knot forming in her throat. Now Mary was on red alert. All his senses, buzzing with something big about to come out of Piper’s mouth—and then she said it.

“I wanna have a baby.” she told him, Mary turning even paler than his face paints. It was only when his stunned stare turned into a dissociated blink, that Piper knew he hadn’t gone catatonic, “Mare?”

“Ah…umm…” he began smearing the blood through his hair as he ran his hand over his head. Clearly still in shock from Piper’s confession, “...what happened to you starting that band? What were you going to call it? Crazy Chrysanthemums or something?” he asked, unable to think of anything else to say in his stupor.

“It was Wild Violets…That doesn't matter. That was just a fleeting idea.” Piper explained, “You’re missing the point.”

“And this ISN’T a fleeting idea?” Mary continued.

“No…I honestly hadn’t thought about this kinda thing at all, but we had a scare and well… I can’t stop thinking about it.” Then Mary stood up, beginning to pace the stage as he took in everything his best friend was saying. Her words, hitting him like daggers to the chest.

“Piper…”

“Yes?” She asked as Mary walked over to her and held out his hand. Waiting for her to take it so he could lift her up onto the stage. Piper gave it to him, quickly getting up on her feet as Mary and her eyes met in what remained of the stage lights.

“So not a joke…not a fleeting idea?” he asked, already knowing the answer. Pulling at the worn neckline of his Morbid t-shirt.

“Not a joke I swear.” Piper replied, putting up her hands like some girl scout signaling her pledge to the troop. Mary got quiet again—his eyes dropping away from hers and down to the scratched up remnants of old band stickers and other crap that had adhered to the floor of the stage. “Mare?” she called to him, watching him get lost in thought.

“Sorry I am still trying to wrap my head around you wanting Sid to be a dad.” Mary jabbed, trying to insert some humor into the situation, but he could tell it only made Piper more upset.

“Oh come on Pipes you know this whole thing is a little fucked right? Hell, even I'd be a better Dad than..." Mary began when the idea struck Piper like a ton of bricks. One she instantly knew felt right, but oh boy was it going to be a bitch to convince Mary. He could see it—the look in her eye told him she was scheming and now his anxiety went through the roof. “…what are you thinkin’...

“Mare…here me out. What if you—” Piper barely got out the first words before Mary began pacing around once more, his eyes blown wide and his jaw dragging across the floor.

"Nope, nope don't like that." Mary said, shaking his head. “No way you’re even considering what I think you are considering.”

“But Mare…you are my best friend. My other half, I can’t think of anyone else better. I don’t wanna waste my time with some deadbeat guys…not when I have you. Not when I know that you’re perfect.” Piper finished, a newfound energy surging through her. Wondering why she hadn’t thought of this before tonight. Mary was visibly in shock. His mind swirling with the implications of his best friend’s words. Wondering if he was finally losing his mind from all the stress of touring.

“Perfect for what Pipes?” he asked her, straining against the words he knew were about to leave her lips.

“I want it to be you. I want you and I…to have a baby.”

#Mary Goore x Piper #Mary Goore x OC Piper #Mary Goore #Repugnant #not ghost but like kinda ghost #repugnant fic #mary goore fic #Repugnant fanfic #Mary Goore fanfic #Repugnant fanfiction #Mary Goore fanfiction #Mary goore smut #Repugnant smut #Ren Writes

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halfmoth-halfman · 7 months

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hili!!!! im SOOO excited/scared for the next chapter cause i just keep thinking the worse 😭

what if shepherd is lying to the 141 about trying to help them?? in the chapter after they all got arrested it said something like “if he knew shepherd, then you definitely don't want to be involved" AND THEN WE FOUND OUT THAT SHEPHERD DOES KNOW GRAVES AND THEY HAVE CONNECTIONS. and the previous lines right before that is alejandro and rudy telling canary that some bad shit happened between price and shepherd and that shepherd would turn a blind eye if his men got too rough

i am SO SCARED that eventually were gonna find out that it was a whole plan for shepherd to try and get the 141 to trust him and then he finds out canary was alive and thinks ‘this is gonna be so much easier 😈’ or maybe he already knew canary was alive and he was faking the whole time so the plan would work even better?? the line from the other chapter is 100% foreshadowing SO DOES THAT MEAN THAT THE REST WAS TOO???

WHY would shepherd just walk in and be like "guys what happened to price was wrong even though i hate him so now im gonna help 🥺🥺”

and im not forgetting the talk he had with laswell but im still shaking in my boots thinking about what might happen 😫

i mean that could very well be what’s happening 👀 we don’t really know shepherd’s motives outside of the fact that he wants to take down price and doesn’t want “innocent” people getting hurt in the crossfire. of course, given her newfound path of revenge, canary might not be considered innocent anymore and we all know that price would do anything for her so it’s be reasonable to think shepherd would use her to get close to price without hurting anyone. esp if he can convince her to take down price as revenge for what the 141 did 👀

there’ll def be more insight into shepherd and his history with price and laswell so we’ll get an explanation, but let’s just hope it’s not enough to make canary reconsider who she wants to take down……

#anon #moth answers #answered #cod ask #private

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chromes-corner · 2 years

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Hello I heard you like thirsty people! Well I’ve been thinking

Affogato’s personality is definitely very interesting. I like his charisma, his manipulative tendencies, his whole thing he’s got going on. But. In a way that makes me want to bring him to his knees and make him call me god if you know what I mean. So, like, sub affogato. Like the biggest bottom on Earthbread with a hard top parter. Total domination. physical and verbal worship from him. It’s nothing if not ironic and irony is ✨juicy✨. Would you mind doing nsfw headcanons of this concept please?

Oh anon you are DIABOLICAL for this one 😈😈😈 I too want this man licking my boots god DAMN this is top tier taste

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Affogato/Reader

Content Warnings: NSFW, questionable relationship dynamics, knife mentions

Notes: NSFW

A/N: this one’s a bit shorter cause like personally I can’t see affo as anything but a hard top but this was a very interesting deviation to write

Affogato is used to serving on his knees in more ways than one.

He’s not gonna obey your every order from the get-go — you gotta break him like he’s a wild horse.

He may seem like a fighter, but Affogato is all talk and no action (he couldn’t rid himself of the King until the followers of Dark Enchantress showed up and did it for him, after all). His constantly running mouth isn’t anything some rope and a sharp command to “shut up and put that tongue to good use” can’t fix.

Another good way to shut him up is to stick your fingers in his mouth. He’ll reflexively suck on them.

It frightens him a little how easy he slips into subservience around you — and how much it excites him.

Man can stage a whole coup but the second you give him a narrow glance and a knowing downward tilt of your head, he’s following your every command.

Your mere presence gets his heart racing and his blood rushing below the belt.

Yank his head back by his hair and trace your fingertips along his carotid arteries. Whisper against the delicate skin of his neck what you’ll do to him. Make him feel his own pulse pounding in (both of) his head(s).

^^Seriously, just telling him the filthy details that he’s about to experience is enough to get him off. Every dirty word makes him involuntarily suck in a breath.

Affogato does not beg — or, so he claims. You can coax it out of him with enough edging. Make him wait to finish for long enough, and he’ll pray and barter for release like you’re an indecisive god.

Handjobs and blowjobs are one thing, but taking him from behind and pulling his hair really gets him squealing.

Overstimulating him drives him up the wall. If you keep going after he’s already finished, he’ll scream his throat raw.

Spanking. Need I say more.

Affogato is a suck-up and a yes man. He will do whatever it is you want, no questions asked, as long as it pleases you. You say jump, he doesn’t even ask “how high?” because he already knows how you like it.

Ironically, he enjoys a good master/servant roleplay. He plays the part of servant so much already that sometimes he just needs to blow off some steam.

A little bit of knife play never hurt anyone — that badly, at least. It’s all about the exhilaration of risk for Affogato. He’ll shudder if you run an edge over his stomach and hips.

Affogato is just 100% drunk on you and his every thought of you. You completely consume his every waking moment. Plans of political takeovers fade into the background as pleasing you becomes his focus more and more.

Just fuck his shit up tbh

#cookie run x reader #affogato cookie x reader #nsft

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onlyshestandsthere · 10 months

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Yep, that was another awesome chapter and damn I was so tense reading it. This super slow burn is wrecking me and I love every moment of it 😄

Jade is really bashing herself with guilt and to be fair, I feel like that's warranted in an indirect way. I mean, Kit had her skull cracked open!

😱 <<< this emoji is a suitable depiction of what I looked like when I read that part.

The whole blood magic stuff was very creepy and disturbing, and I thought the whole staring at the runes making Jade feel dizzy was a really interesting touch too.

And Jade being so, so soft with Kit, in amongst all that violence, makes me feel like I've been sucker punched in the heart. Things are so messy and complicated with those two to say the least but those soft moments really shine through, like a little seedling.

Yeah..... a little seedling that's in the shadow of a big ass boot because it's gonna get stomped on more with angst 😭

Totally here for it btw 😈

You had me going there for a sec when Lori was carrying Hald too! They're so comforting, I'm gonna miss reading about their characters.

But I'm interested to see how the dynamics would change now and if Kit will pull back and blame Jade at all because yikes, or will they get closer because they only have each other to rely on. Like what is it gonna take for Jade to fully snap, to no longer be one of Kit's captors so they can get to the falling in love and sexy times. I can't wait to find out!

Anyway, sorry for my rambling. That was another really enjoyable chapter, thank you!!! And also, I'm both very scared and very curious about this porridge angst too, just saying ✌️

Ramble away, I'm having a great time here!

Fun fact, I was going to have Hald die in the attack but I'm too soft so he's going home and he'll be fine! He meets a nice girl, they adopt a dog, good times all round.

I am also so excited for the falling in love and sexy times, but especially for Kit to just get a hug? Like a proper, full body, "it's gonna be alright" hug. BUT that's gonna have to wait because they are absolutely not there yet. Jade is an absolute badass, but she's also soft and gentle and so very caring.

And yeah, something is really gonna have to happen to make Jade turn on the others and risk everything to help Kit. Something so bad she couldn't live with herself if she let it continue...

We will see about the porridge angst, I'm actually writing the chapter where it will possibly happen so let's see how it works out.

#Fic asks #BMMMSAS #The porridge scene has taken on a life of its own #I'll be sad if I can't make it work #You guys are probably imagining something awful lol

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moxfirefly · 1 year

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For the Fanfic Writer Emoji Ask! Honestly, I would love to read your input on all of them, but I will limit myself! Lol!

😈 ✍ 🛠 💖 🧐 🎨 (Very curious on this one for no particular reason at all... 👀) 🤲 Love your stuff btw!! 💖

My my we’ve got some interesting questions. Let’s see:

Has there been a point in a story where you did something just to be playfully mean to your readers?

Yes, have you read some of my angst stuff? I aim to choke hearts.

Do you have a beta reader?

No I do not. In this house we commit to the bit and let the brain fart all the way to the finish line.

What made you start writing?

I started writing prose when I was about 11 years old and I mostly owe it to my favorite singer, Corey Taylor.

What tools/programs/apps do you use to write?

Notes app supremely.

How do you feel about fan art of your stories?

I have literally cried. Do it, tag me, send me any doodle, sketch, piece and it’ll be a most treasured image for me.

Do you spend much time researching for your stories?

Not really? If it’s out of my hands sure. But mostly my method is just search up the old noggin and hope for the best.

Would you please share a snippet of a wip?

You’re lucky I’ve got something in progress…

To truly comprehend where this incisive desire came from is quite hard to do so. Because there isn’t a moment in time Donatello can pin point it. If anything it sort of manifest one evening while talking to you (or so he likes to tell himself).

For the most part he just does it.

You see, you had been lamenting about an outfit you needed for a work event. There had been a beautiful knitted sweater you wanted, hand crafted and costly. New boots to go with it that also reached the triple digits and a heavy replenishing of many of your makeup products. A paycheck could’ve easily been dumped on it but naturally that was too irresponsible on your end.

So as you pouted and eliminated the items from the online cart, Donnie had simply taken it upon himself to buy the aforementioned products. Sure it had been a pretty penny but Donatello was anything if due diligent with the money he made.

To better put it, he had it, he could spend it, all would still be well. Groceries would still come in.

If he had to make a cliff note of what exactly made him stir a little more than the usual, it had to be your excited squeals.

When the package had arrived at your doorstep with an added note in which he had stated he got you a little something something you had video called him clutching the goodies. He felt a pleasant somersault in his stomach as you thanked him profusely and announced that he should remain on the call so you could model the outfit for him.

That had to be it, right?

It must’ve been as you undressed, tossing your clothes off camera and putting on an outfit he had gotten just for you.

Maybe both those things?

Either way, he had been hard the entire video call.

#fanfic questions #ask #mermmarie

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smallmario · 1 year

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the 3k word mario movie review

here are my first thoughts on the mario movie. i'm probably gonna end up watching it again but i think ive had enough time to think about it to get my thoughts straight on what i think! even with how long this is, i'm sure i forgot stuff, but i hit on everything major i think.

tl;dr: 7/10. preddy good.

alright so under the cut is gonna be me being wayyyy too much about super mario brothers, so be ready for that. (but if you're following me then that's probably what you want LOL.) half mario review, half personal essay. very little chris pratt talk. i make fun of a lot of stuff but only because i love Mario so much. if you're mad at me for my Hot Mario Takes, just remember that i care about this more than anything and i'm going to die alone probably.

this is REALLY long and i'm sorry. spoilers, obviously.

my background/perspective: i'm closer to 30 than 20, and i've been a fan of mario since i could look at a tv screen. my introduction was the first Mario Kart game. Mario was my first ever online fandom, going on mario fansites like Lemmy's Land and Neglected Mario Characters was how i learned how to use the internet. a lot of my sense of humor and artistic style comes from the mario franchise, especially Paper Mario: The Thousand Year Door (if you can believe it lol.) i wrote a mario high school au fic when i was 8 years old. i'm cringe and i'm proud.

i also went to school for animation. i fucking love cartoons. so, needless to say, i was hyped for this movie, even not being the biggest fan of Illumination as a studio. i had measured expectations, but i really went in wanting to like the movie. (which i did, but not in so few words.) i was just as prepared to not like it, and i didn't want to get too excited for something that might not live up to my expectations. yeah yeah, it's just The Mario Movie. well, i love movies and i love mario.

i avoided watching a lot of trailers past the first couple, but i was aware of the content of them. mostly through tumblr gifs, lol. so i went in medium-cold.

as expected by now, the movie looked amazing. Illumination has always had great character animation, but imo this is the best looking movie they've ever made. the environments, especially the ones with mushrooms, were gorgeous. The movie started with that Bowser scene from one of the trailers where he destroys the ice castle. it was cool seeing the full version of the scene, and when Bowser said, "...or DIE!" i was like "oooh. he's a little scary 😈"

before i get any deeper into it i just want to say: this was a movie for babies. obviously, it's the Super Mario Brothers movie. i think everyone is going to go in knowing that. the showing i was at was full of kids, a lot of them in costume or carrying Yoshi plushies. They would cheer at stuff and laugh at the silly slapstick humor, and i honestly think that enhanced the experience. a kid yelled "RAINBOW ROAD, BABY!" and it was amazing! that's Mario, fun for the whole family.

second thing: kid's movie ≠ bad movie. everyone should know this by now, in this post-puss-in-boots world. i would not compare the mario movie to puss in boots, by the way, it's just fresh in my mind and also based off existing kid's media. the only thing they truly have in common is the medium. their target audience is different, even if the vast majority wouldn't notice. like, i wouldn't bring a toddler to puss in boots, but i would to the mario movie. Bowser is not actually going to murder anybody. mario is also not gonna kill him at the end. nobody is gonna DIE in the mario movie.

all this to say. i was dazzled by the imagery in the opening scene for the usual reasons i like Illumination - the set pieces were huge and detailed, the lighting is amazing and atmospheric, the synergy between the character animation and the voice acting is solid. i especially liked the part when Kamek enchanted the pieces of rubble to make stairs for Bowser to walk up, it showed what their relationship is like and what a toady (ha-ha) Kamek is. (not the characterization i would go for with Kamek but *big heavy dramatic sigh* WHATEVER)

so, that scene ends. we cut to Mario and Luigi's commercial, which i LOVED. i thought it was so fun, and i love the analog quality to it and how DIY it was. and the best part for me - i love that we're in Brooklyn, NY!! when that first trailer dropped and i realized the movie was gonna be an isekai, i was so so happy. it's my favorite version of mario bros canon, and one of the few things in actual canon that i think gives Mario depth. it's compelling to me, the idea of a regular blue collar dude who's maybe in his 30s (mario is not 24 and i will die on this hill) who gets spirited away to a magical land where he doesn't belong, but he helps save the day because he wants to (and maybe he falls in love along the way??) uh put a pin in that thought i guess.

so, the dialogue starts, and it hits me - okay, this move is gonna be kinda stupid.

maybe that's harsh? let me try to explain what i mean. it was immediately apparent that this was going to be a funny, silly movie that wasn't gonna be too serious. the comedy is broad. when they walk by Foreman Spike and he's like "YOU'RE A LOOSAH, MARIO! YOU'LL ALWAYS BE A LOOSAH" or whatever, i was like, okay. we're not getting a Deep Mario Character Study. not that that's what i expected, of course, i'm just a weirdo who has dedicated his life to Deep Mario Character Studies. That's a me problem. but i still half expected mario to go "oh yeah, Foreman Spike from Wrecking Crew for NES (1985)? You won't be laughing when I become Nintendo + Illumination: The Super Mario Bros. Movie!" so i don't LOVE that vibe

okay, i'm like 2% of the way into the movie and this is already spiraling out of amuck. my point is that i'm not going to knock this movie for the things it isn't. it has that sorta glossy rounded-edges writing that movies from this studio have. in a way, it the writing is like a mario game. illumination + nintendo is kind of a match made in heaven.

for the rest of this manifesto, i'm going to divide my thoughts into three sections: stuff i liked, stuff i didn't like, and stuff i had complicated feelings about.

stuff i liked

Firstly, MARIO'S FAMILY! maybe the highlight of the whole movie for me. i knew we'd get Brooklyn, but seeing the whole Mario fam was a shock. not a lot of fanworks give them a big family like that, so it was nice to see! everyone looked great, and it was so cool to see mario and luigi in that context.

and Mario's bedroom?? was SO cute. im gonna have to pause and zoom and see what's in there because i dont remember the details but like i said, the environments are SO solid, and that doesn't stop for the Real World scenes. Brooklyn is just as gorgeous and detailed as the Mushroom Kingdom. the movie was never boring to look at.

seriously, the look of this movie is INSANE. That initial little Mushroom Grove location knocked my socks off, it reminded me of The Great Mission to Rescue Princess Peach, which is the highest compliment I can give to this movie. the visuals were absolutely off the hook.

the character design was also really nice, which i was a little worried about going in. there's this tendency with some artists to make Peach an ethereal boobie goddess and Mario a little baby goblin sprite, so i liked that they looked like they could smooch if they wanted to. (they didn't.) i knew it would be a fine line to walk between staying true to the in-game renders of the characters and keeping things visually interesting/fresh and new, and I think they walked that line well. everybody looked like they were drawn from the same hand. the visual style of the film was the most cohesive part of it.

the action scenes were really fun to watch, and i loved that scene in Brooklyn when Mario is parkouring around the city with Luigi stumbling behind him. they did a good job making Brooklyn really lively and exciting in its movements. everything was super bouncy!

the Mario Kart sequence was REALLY fun and I'm mostly putting this here for how much my dad loved it. it had everything you could want from Mario Kart on the big screen, and the little speedrunning maneuver Mario does was great.

Bowser. maybe the best performance in the movie, which is par for the course for Jack Black showing up in movies. i think everyone agrees on this so i won't go on too much, but for the most part i liked his characterization. i love a goofy bowser, and i like that his actions had consequences in the end, too. i always loved the games where Bowser is on your side. in my opinion, he's at his best when he's a petulant manlizardbaby, not the Supreme Lord of Darkness.

bowser in a jar at the end was really funny. Make That Guy Tiny! i also love the implication that without Bowser telling them what to do, the Koopa army just kinda chills out. i like that vibe.

stuff i didn't like

The trailers gave too much away. I feel bad because this isn't a knock on the movie on its own, but like, EVERYTHING luigi did the whole movie was in the trailers. like, for how short the movie was, it's insane how much they showed. speaking of which...

god bless Illumination and their tight 90 minute runtimes. (this was 92, actually! yay!) the movie overall felt very fast, which in the action/platforming scenes was great! but most of the time, it just forces the plot to happen to the characters while they're tossed around like ragdolls. at one point i remember saying to my dad, "why is mario like this? he's just down for whatever." (put a pin in that. meanwhile...)

here's that pin from earlier! this is a big one for me - i thought every piece of dialogue between Mario and Peach was disappointing. their first meeting was weird as hell, and it gets worse. it's a symptom of the larger problem of things being really rushed - there's almost no time for characters to interact with each other. a lot is resting on existing relationship dynamics. Mario and Luigi as brothers, Peach and Bowser as old enemies, Peach and her toads' bond, ect. The most developed relationship between two characters who meet during the events of the movie is Mario and Donkey Kong, which... sorry DK stans, but it just isn't my jam.

with Luigi being the one kidnapped, i thought maybe we'd have some sort of relationship form between Mario and Peach in the meantime, and i guess it did? kinda? like i said a million words ago, nothing ever really gets too deep. they have conversations looking out onto vast beautiful landscapes, and in romantic fire flower fields, but... i don't know, they just seem like work friends. they don't really talk about anything serious, and even when they do, it just feels like the scene ends right when it's gonna get good. and the one moment where mario is "flirting" with her gets ruined by Donkey Kong. so, that's cool.

Luigi didn't do shit! not even a hot gay sex scene with Bowser he just gets captured, almost dies in lava, and then Mario rescues him. as a Mario stan (and comparing this to the live action movie for a sec) i did appreciate the focus on Mario, but it's such a shame that Luigi didn't really get to do much besides sit in a box. :(

To me, the overall structure of the movie was pretty weak. There were so many cool parts, but it just never really coagulated into anything cohesive narratively to me. a huge part of that was that the stakes weren't really there. and it's not that big, dramatic things didn't HAPPEN, the characters just didn't give the weight and gravitas to them one might expect.

the licensed music fucking sucked, but thats par the course for this studio so it didnt surprise me. it made me angry the same way Suicide Squad did, because i'm not against licensed music as a concept. (see: breaking bad/bettercallsaul, shrek, ect.) it's just like, don't go with the FIRST song you think of, y'know? or, like, why BOTHER with something like Mario, which has SO much established score you could do instead.

Mario Not Liking Mushrooms is on the tier of Cruella de Ville's mom being killed by dalmatians or whatever. it made my dad laugh, though.

this is not a knock on finding the movie funny - i was laughing throughout most of it - but it has this self-aware thing about it that a lot of movies have nowadays that i just do not find charming. the whole "oh, these bricks are just FLOATING here? well THAT just happened" or "you mean i have to EAT mushrooms?? but i HATE mushrooms! this is the OPPOSITE of what i want!" it's just so... bland. it doesn't have its own identity. it's studio-funny and really, really safe. (it's Nintendo + illumination: The Super Mario Bros. Movie.)

this last point might be controversial, but i hated the scene with Mario and Luigi as babies. i thought it was dumb and bad. by far, was my least favorite scene. it just felt so... i don't know. it was just a bit much. i'll expand more on why in the 'complicated feelings' section, but i just want to shine a spotlight on that scene as the low point of the movie for me. but my grandma liked it, so i'm probably just a hater.

(VERY close second was the one where Bowser is practicing what to say to Peach, then it cuts to Kamek in a wig. booooo! *throws tomatoes*)

stuff i had complicated feelings about

pratt did fine. it's really easy to forget about the man and just see the character, which is a huge compliment. celebrity voice actors are an industry problem (one that Illumination contributes to a LOT tbf) and i think the fact that pratt kinda 'disappeared into the role' was a plus. it still kinda feels like a silly casting choice overall, though. i remember watching the Nintendo direct live where they announced it, and i was gasping for air from laughing so hard, i had to pause it. but anyway, this is just my own taste, and probably nostalgia from the Super Show, but i prefer a more curmudgeonly, Brooklyn-accented Mario. so for me, pratt did fine.

bowser. i loved jack black's performance and he struck the tone for bowser that i was looking for, but as a big fan of Tenacious D, some parts were less "bowser as a character" and more "Tenacious D song from Bowser's POV." Of everything i've talked about so far this feels the most like nitpicking because Jack Black's performance really was a highlight of the movie, but hey, we've made it this far!! you're locked in this Confessional Box with me and you're getting everything!!

one thing i can point to in regards to this - and i can't believe i'm about to say this because it's so ridiculous sounding - but they gave Bowser a little bit of a "yandere" vibe, right?? *sniper dot appears on my forehead* but they could've leaned further into it, and it was kinda overshadowed by the Jack Black of it all.

here's that second pin! it's for Mario's Daddy Issues! it's not a bad idea per se, like, yeah, you can do that sort of arc with Mario, why not? (he's got a couple daddy issues in my own fanon to be fair!) but the way it was integrated into the plot just felt SO cookie cutter, like literally ANY character could have had Mario's arc in this movie. it didn't feel related thematically to what was actually happening in the movie, and the reason that bothers me is because Mario is just so BLASE about everything happening to him! Like, sure, he's bumbling around all confused like a cheep-cheep out of water, but since there's just no room to breathe, we can't have anything more than narrative shorthand for arcs you've seen before. but the potential for depth is there!! it is!!!

i think what i mean is that there's not really levels to how characters react to things, almost like they're not allowed to have too extreme emotions. it feels like they had constraints, and they couldn't establish too much about the characters. Nintendo is a tightly controlled brand, right?

so, because of that, it's REALLY strange to me that they not only gave Peach a backstory, but to my knowledge, a backstory that doesn't come from any of the games or past adaptations. in a way, her story is the reverse opposite of Daisy from the live action Mario movie. if this movie had been twenty minutes longer, i would've loved to see this resolved in a more satisfying way! it really feels like there was no emotional resolution to her story, which surprises me because there were obvious parallels to Mario's angst about his own family/desire to Save Brooklyn in Peach's struggle to protect the toads. like i said earlier when i was talking about Mario and Peach's conversations, it felt like it stopped right before it was about to get good.

it just doesn't seem like the characters in this movie feel things deeply. most characters end in the same place they started. that isn't a bad thing, by the way, which is why it's in the "complicated feelings" section. lots of movies do that - Back to the Future does that, my favorite movie of all time.

it's all very, very down-the-middle. it's for everyone, it's for no one. it's Nintendo + Illumination: The Super Mario Bros. Movie., and everything that entails.

i think the reason the Baby Mario scene bothers me is because it reminds me too much of the fact that this movie is a product. all movies are, don't get me wrong, but there are so many parts of this movie that felt especially product-y. it was just kinda blatant about it in the stereotypical way that b-tier animated kid's movies are. it was packed with references, which in a way was cool to see. i'm sure that when i watch it again i'll catch all sorts of things i didn't catch before. but this movie kinda just feels like a PILE of stuff all mashed together without much thought put into how the actual world is supposed to work, or what the lives of the people who live there are like, or how they feel that their kingdom is being destroyed.

let me just be totally real for a second. *unzips clown costume a little*

art means a lot to me, obviously. and if i'm being totally real and baring my soul or whatever, nothing has impacted my artistic life and process more than Super Mario Bros. There's nothing I can do about it. the sky is blue, water is wet, and i love mario.

i saw this move sitting in a row with my family, in seats we'd all reserved in advance. i was sitting between my parents, who taught me how to play Mario. i had a smile on my face the whole time, even during the Baby Mario scene. every time something cool or flashy happened, a tiny voice from somewhere in the theater would GASP, or yell "LET'S-A GO" or "IT'S PEACH!!!"

among my group was my youngest cousin, who's eight years old, and i realized that she's the same age i was when i created my account on Lemmy's Land and made a Koopaling OC. (that used to be the Thing to do in mario fandom.) that realization almost gave me a fuckin stroke. the passage of time, am i right?

but anyway, if this movie had come out when i was a kid, it would've blown my mind and changed my life. i felt a weird ennui after the movie ended, and everyone was asking me what i thought. people at work the next day were asking me about it, because i'm the Mario Guy even in real life. and i didn't have an answer. i didn't know what i thought.

what i said to them was, "i'm weird, i'm not a good example of a normal opinion on this movie. 7/10." and then i went home and i wrote the 3000 words you see above you.

this is longer than most of my Mario fics, let's-a wrap this up.

hopefully i've given a little bit of a sense of what i thought of the movie. It's everything, it's nothing. you are in its target demographic whether you like it or not. it's the movie some of you have been waiting for your whole lives. it had expectations that it never had a chance of living up to. it has jack black. it's a pile of mush. (no pun nintended.)

#mario #HOOOO BOY #i need to become a youtube video essayist #sorry #arthoughts #this is way too much #this is the real raw shit #this is blogging

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for muses of your choice ! <3 🤡💋🥵⚖️💔✈️🦁🩰🚨😈🚫

answers under the cut bc i'm insufferable & added gifs to every single one. also i used a randomizer to pick who got each prompt so this was xtra chaotic !

🤡 ... a time where they felt guilt / embarrassment.

𝐀𝐋𝐄𝐊𝐒𝐄𝐈 𝐌𝐀𝐑𝐊𝐎𝐕 : " guilt ? ... " ( he's silent for a while, thinking. ) " i'm not sure. i — well. what i mean by that is there are too many to choose from. but, erm ... i suppose the first one that comes to mind is ... when i was a child, i used to pretend to be sick to get out of lessons. and, um. one day, i pretended to be ill so i would not have to do my mathematics lesson that day. but that meant my father was unoccupied for the morning, & so he made viktor do extra training. i ... think viktor must have trained for eighteen hours that day. and i wanted so badly to tell the truth so viktor could rest. but ... i knew the consequences for lying would be ... disastrous. so i never confessed. i think viktor collapsed from exhaustion. i felt awful. i still do. "

💋 ... their first ( or simply a very special ) kiss.

𝐃𝐈𝐄𝐆𝐎 𝐃𝐄 𝐋𝐀 𝐑𝐎𝐒𝐀 : " it's a funny story, actually ! i was sixteen, maybe. i spent most of my time at sea, but i had stayed home one summer to help my father with a construction project. he was building an orphanage. and there was this girl, angelica — her mother was supposed to run the orphanage, so she was helping out, taking care of the kids while it was being built. but she kept feeding these damn cats all around the build site. it drove me insane — we were already behind schedule, and the cats were really throwing a wrench in things. so i confronted her, you know — told her to cut it out or find somewhere else to take the strays. she called me a selfish pendejo & got up in my face. we were bickering, you know, going back & forth, and suddenly she just ... grabbed my face & planted one on me ! i was so shocked i didn't even react. she ran off & i went on with my day, & she avoided me for the rest of the summer. we didn't talk about it until we were older — she doesn't know why she did it, either. she's got a wife & four beautiful kids, now. good friend of mine. "

🥵 ... a sexual experience.

𝐋𝐀𝐔𝐑𝐈𝐄 𝐖𝐀𝐆𝐍𝐄𝐑 : " i - i've never done anything like that. or, well ... " ( he glances off to the side, thinking, before shaking his head quickly, his face bright red. ) " nevermind. that's all. "

⚖️ ... a time where they judged another person ( correctly or incorrectly ).

𝐘𝐔𝐈𝐂𝐇𝐈 𝐘𝐀𝐌𝐎𝐓𝐎 : " the only time i ever make incorrect judgments is when i overestimate my opponents. i've got to stop doing that, honestly. i'm too kind. "

💔 ... a time where they experienced heartbreak.

𝐌𝐀𝐗𝐈𝐌𝐈𝐋𝐈𝐄𝐍 𝐁𝐎𝐔𝐑𝐁𝐎𝐍 : " oh, well ... there was this girl, last summer. we were exchanging letters back & forth. i was always so excited to read hers, & she always wrote back so quickly, so i thought we were ... i don't know, honestly, what i was thinking. she stopped replying after a few months, & then i found out she'd gone & gotten married. she'd been betrothed the whole time. " ( he smiles, albeit a bit sadly. ) " not a big deal. "

✈️ ... a time where they traveled to a foreign place.

𝐂𝐑𝐄𝐃𝐄𝐍𝐂𝐄 𝐖𝐈𝐍𝐃𝐒𝐎𝐑 : " well, after i got booted from boarding school — unjustly, might i add — i went to france for a bit to study. some little all-boys school down in nice. lovely city, right on the water. the people there were kinder than the fucking assholes i was at school with in england. i spent most of my nights sneaking out to go to the beach — don't tell rhysand i said that. "

🦁 ... a time where they felt truly proud of themselves.

𝐑𝐎𝐌𝐄𝐎 𝐏𝐀𝐙𝐙𝐈 : " i went out with a hunting party a couple of weeks ago & took down this absolute beast of a stag with one arrow. kept the hide, but i had my men deliver the rest to a butcher in a village nearby. had it been smaller i might've had it preserved, but with this one ... it would've been a waste of resources. & god knows i'm not hurting for food. it's only right. "

🩰 ... a hobby / passion.

𝐒𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐈𝐀𝐆𝐎 𝐒𝐈𝐋𝐕𝐀 : " well, i haven't got a lot of time for hobbies ... but when i do have a rare evening to myself, i quite like making things. leatherwork, metalsmithing, woodworking. sometimes, when i'm on patrol, i'll pick up a branch if i see one that looks like it's got something interesting going on under the bark. that's not always the case, but sometimes i get a real gem of a thing, sturdy & strong. i'll whittle them into walking sticks or staffs, or i'll cut it into pieces and use the wood for knife handles. i make the blades, too. the general before me insisted i learn how to make the weapons i use to be able to fully appreciate them. he was right — i've taught theo the same thing. i've got a few blades i'm quite proud of. i don't use them in battle. couldn't bear to lose them. "

🚨 ... a time they got in big trouble.

𝐒𝐀𝐒𝐇𝐀 𝐋𝐔𝐊𝐈𝐍 : " yeah, yeah. everybody always wants to know about the times i've gotten caught. hate to break it to you, but it's all confidential information & i am not legally allowed to share. " ( he rolls his eyes. ) " it's always because some fucking snitch got caught & squeaked because they thought it'd make them go easy. it never fucking works. "

😈 ... a time where they did something devious.

𝐎𝐓𝐇𝐄𝐋𝐋𝐎 𝐇𝐀𝐒𝐒𝐈𝐍𝐆𝐄𝐑 : ( he smiles coyly. ) " i am a god-fearing man who's never done anything devious in his life. have some faith in me. "

🚫 ... a time where they experienced rejection.

𝐎𝐒𝐈𝐑𝐈𝐒 𝐐𝐀𝐉𝐀𝐑 : " i cannot think of a single time anybody has ever dared to tell me no. except my wife, perhaps. "

#x — ask memes.#i need 2 be detained

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