Some horny rolan brainrot for you this fine evening: thinking about Tav sitting Rolan in their lap and making him read a book out loud while they give him a hand job. If he stops or doesn't speak clearly enough, they stop. I'm torn as to whether he falls apart after an embarrassingly short amount of time, or if his pride forces him to try to keep going until he either cums or Tav gets impatient and just bends him over the bed lmao
(Damn, good morning. What an ask to wake up to 👀)
‘What’s the matter, Archmage? Can’t read your spellbook?’
Make it the driest, dullest book about the specifics of magic that even Rolan struggles to find interesting (not that he would admit that). Bonus points if he’s wearing pretty clothes and giving Tav the fuck-me tail rub from his desk chair whilst denying he wants to do anything other than study this tedious book he keeps sighing over, until they start touching him and he’s immediately a hard, whimpering mess begging for them.
He’s probably going to argue a lot about whether any given gasp or noise counts as ‘stopping’ until Tav points out that that is ALSO not reading his book. Rolan’s tail is twisted so tight around Tav’s ankle whilst he tries to concentrate, digging in, desperately trying to make himself focus - and it is not working. Every time Tav does something else he likes - like touching the sensitive spot on his tail - he tries to complain that that is not fair either.
Yeah, I think this ends with him trying to argue back so much that Tav just shoves him off and rails him instead ;)
"I've been doing this a long time. I've been doing it so long I'm seeing dracula do a mash, a monster mash. They won't let me die!! I'm smoking on that shit that made Hayden Christensen sound like James Earl Jones. Babies! "
i don’t know anything about dream smp except that i found a playlist on youtube with like 250 videos and i’m slowly going through it but it won’t stop me from making dream smp mainly wilbur fanart because i saw the character designs and thought to myself wow this bitch looks like handsome jack and timothy lawrence lovechild with a sprinkle of frankenstein sick
i will get to those outfit asks later.. along with those other asks about my sillies (you know who you are) Thanks to anyone who sent in any, it helps!