Here's some of my favorite Crowley on laudanum moments, just because:
1. Death is "just wrONGGG", Crowley said so. No more dying.
2. Because if you don't get high and improvise the unofficial anthem of Scotland (it's canon, Crowley improvised it), what are you even doing with your overly long life?
3. This lil dance is the best, I swear.
4. Reminder, he's looking at a graveyard, at night.
5. Find me someone cuter, I'll wait.
6. It was dark, he was wearing sunglasses, and he was high. Leave him alone.
7. I am petrified.
And bonus points because I will never get over this:
No, don't be shy, get closer.
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What a great day!
"I've never toured a fire station before and all of you have been so welcoming. You all let me slide down your pole and it's been so much fun! I've tied this bow around to remind you guys of me... kisses!
By the way, I never realised the pole would be so big - so it was really amazing to go down on it so many times. Do you think I could go again? Or do you have any bigger ones?"
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I love the idea of a genderbent Golden Trio especially because of Ron and his Quidditch player position. Hear me out! We only really know of women playing as Keeper in professional Quidditch teams, while most of the time men are preferred to fill in, because Keepers are supposed to be broad and carry the heaviest set of gear due to the added protections. I’m just imagining a fem!Ron who is tall and lanky and when she makes the house team, everyone has a great round of laughter because it’s going to be so easy to knock her off her broom. But it isn’t at all. She is fast and sturdy and way too hotheaded. It doesn’t come easy, Harry and Hermione need to talk her into it, ‘of course you’re enough, girls make fantastic Keepers, if anybody says otherwise, it’s rubbish’ and one day Hermione comes back with a thorough research on female Quidditch players, ‘see? You’re going to be just fine.’ And Harry? When she sees her best friend after a game? All sweaty and bright because she has proven everybody wrong? She is enamoured.
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Hello!! It's anon!! How are you!! Do you like dinosaurs?I like big dinosaurs! They're so damn silly!!! Who's your favorite dca?
Dinosaurs…
I work full-time at a daycare that is literally nothing but dinosaurs.
My director (the boss) is literally obsessed with dinosaurs. There’s a class called the Dinosaurs and another called the junior dinosaurs. SHE EVEN HAS A DINOSAUR PHONE THAT ROARS. HER CAR HAS A CUSTOM PAINT JOB WITH DINOSAURS ON IT.
That said, I’m pretty neutral to dinosaurs.
And for my favourite DCA?
I genuinely cannot pick. I fucking love all of them so, so, so much. Sun, Moon, Eclipse. All. I love them. I want to hug them and kiss their stupid faces and and and
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'Remarkably handsome, didn't you think so, Jamie?' Oh I see, Doctor. You're asking JAMIE whether you're handsome.
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i am actually obsessed with the fact that this season of mob psycho 100 is not going to have any villains. zero. absolutely no bad guys. mob has a total of two confrontations and one of them is with a friend and the other one is literally with HIMSELF, and both of those are actually really emotional personal stories that just happen to be told in the form of epic shounen showdowns
and then theres aliens
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LOL suggested reading from GQ. Why ever would they suggest sex toys alongside coverage of Red White and Royal Blue? 😂😂
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