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HHHH HELLO IM BACK CAN I HAVE SOME VICTOR DATING HEADCANONS??? I NEED FOOD

I feel like I already did this before, but I can always do more! 

  • He is totally the type to dance with you barefoot in your pajamas at 3 in the morning.
  • He knows how to cook! Not too many things, but he will always make you breakfast. 
  • If you bring him something alive to sketch, like a butterfly or a fish or something like that, he will be so happy.
  • He’s a dog person, so if you ever bring home a dog and ask if you two can keep it, he doesn’t have it in him to say no.
  • He really loves spending time with you where you two are in the same room but each doing your own thing, like you reading while he draws.
  • This boy does not like loud noises. They scare him. So if you tell him you want to move somewhere quiet like a cottage in the woods he would be thrilled.
  • If you can sing, he’ll write pieces for you to sing while he plays piano. 
  • Whenever he has to go out, for work or to get food or whatever, he always brings you back home a bouquet of red roses. 
  • He cuddles you in his sleep like a koala. 
  • He’ll really get along with you if you’re some kind of artist like he is. If you can play music, sing, write, draw/paint, or anything like that, you’re pretty much his soulmate. 

I hope these were good! And feel free to send more, I love doing them! 

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Helena Bonham Carter as the Corspe Bride in Corspe Bride, Dir. Tim Burton & Mike Johnson, 2005

“I’ve always hoped to find someone I was deeply in love with. Someone I could spend the rest of my life with, silly isn’t it?”

Corpse Bride, Corspe Bride, Dir. Tim Burton and Mike Johnson, 2005

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Helena Bonham Carter as the Corspe Bride in Corspe Bride, Dir. Tim Burton & Mike Johnson, 2005

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Victor: So my dad was telling me that we shouldn’t be giving our money away. Money should be earned through hard work and labor.

Sly: So does that mean he’s going to give his employees raises?

Victor: I asked him that, and maybe someday we’ll be on speaking terms again.

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Anyway – with the tradition everyone could complete out of the way, it was time to wrap up the day with a little more cute domestic stuff. You know me and my cute domestic stuff. Victor played his lovely wife a song on the piano (and isn’t it nice now that we can put photographs on surfaces? I just really like that picture of Alice there); Emma and Eliza had some sibling bonding; and Alice made a – thing with the blob of clay (seriously, what is that? A mutated rabbit? A sprouted potato? A lump of clay with random sticks jabbed into it?). Just little things, you know? But a good note to end the day on.

Next time – we’re finally moving on to the next family in the rotation, the McFlys! And we’ve got a special first episode for you…it’s the Great Lot Swap, Part Deux!

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There certainly were! Namely in the form of helping the kids celebrate Love Day! Obviously, there wasn’t a heck of a lot to do with Eliza, but Emma…well, I was worried about her. You see, there are three traditions on Love Day – Romantic Spirit, Go On A Date, and Give Flowers. The first two are things a married couple can easily achieve, and a child would naturally ignore. But a newly-aged-up teenager? With no romantic prospects at all? Well, that’s not going to do great things for her mood, is it?

Fortunately, that last tradition is a super easy one to fulfill – especially when your dad has a big old greenhouse in the back. Though picking flowers is a bit chancy when he also has a hive of angry bees in there… Everyone got something, though! Victor picked some roses for Alice (which led to another round of coffin woohoo – again, didn’t fulfill the whim! Is it only regular old bed woohoo that does it? Ugh…I gave up after that), while Emma and Eliza traded a snapdragon and a Christmas Rose respectively. So that was one tradition under everyone’s belt! I was hopeful that that meant that Emma would get at least the neutral “holiday is over!” message, instead of the sad “holiday was awful!” one.

…She got the “awful!” one. I guess you have to do at least two traditions to fulfill these holidays. *sigh* Ah well – at least she can have some private time to get over her sad when I switch back over to the McFlys.

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It’s Day 8 of our special extended edition of the Liddell-Van Dort trip around Newcrest, and – as indicated previously – it’s Love Day! I shall reiterate that I was able to play this the same weekend as Valentine’s Day and thus absolutely HAD to take my OTP on another date. :p

I also HAD to make over Eliza and Emma a bit, now that they’ve grown up! Specifically, I wanted to get Eliza some real clothes (it’s kind of sad that aliens apparently always just get their alien suit when they age up), and fiddle with Emma’s hairstyle so she looked a little less like her mum. The braid suits her well, I think – a nice teenagery update of her old ponytail as a kid. And I think I gave them some nice outfits too – you’ll see more of those later on in the update.

Right now, though – Love Day! As soon as the kids were off to school, it was out and about for Victor and Alice. Good opportunity to fulfill the first level of the Soulmate aspiration. And, to justify my purchasing Discover University when I haven’t actually done anything with the universities yet, I decided to send them off to Pepper’s Pub in Britechester!

…where I was promptly reminded that custom save files are a thing for a reason. Seriously, gurus? A TV and a ping-pong table and that’s it?? I mean, it does look nice from the outside, and kudos for lots of seating, but – there were seriously no other base game objects you could have thrown in here?

Ah well – the date really only required a place to sit and chat, which this pub had plenty of, so we persevered. And then we persevered again when this rando invited himself into the conversation – excuse me, my married couple are trying to enjoy their not-Valentine’s, here? Fortunately, taking a break from chatting to suck down some pre-packaged plasma seemed to scare him off…

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Two Victors that were voiced by Johnny Depp: Yogi Victor (King of the Hill) and Victor Van Dort (Corpse Bride).

Johnny Depp guest starred in “King of the Hill” for the episode, “Hank’s Back,” which it was released on May 2004 (which means this episode was Johnny’s first animated thing to do voice acting before Corpse Bride released). 

In the episode, Hank began to take yoga treatment (where he meets Yogi Victor) because of his back injury. You can see this clip for Johnny Depp’s voice.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=R2gfbF3VUDs

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"Hey, when are you going to fix the oven, okay?" 'What's wrong with the oven?' *BOOOM!* "That." `Yerski berski popovers KABOOF'D!`

“Okay, I don’t think I’m coming here to pick up lunch,” Victor says, backing away from the door as the smoke starts trailing out. “Maybe I’ll just go back and tell Doc we’re probably going to have a call-out soon…”

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if youre shorter than 8'11" youre a manlet

Victor: 8′11″?! Who on earth is 8′11″?!

Alice: I don’t think anyone is, currently, so I guess all men are manlets now. [looking up at her 6′3″ boyfriend] Cold comfort in this case.

Victor: Turn into a bat to fly up and kiss me.

Alice: I can’t do that, I’m not a Gangrel.

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"I'm day drunk. What are your excuses for bad puns." "I'm a dad."

Alice: I have no excuse. I am an unre-pun-tant criminal.

Victor: [groans]

Alice: Those just inspire me to keep going, you know.

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