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like-rain-or-confetti · 1 year

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Why did the plan go wrong? (Batman Villains x Reader)

Markimoo inspired this one hehe.

So the latest plan went wrong very early in and the rogues were determined to find out what happened. They know they got caught because Harley Quinn got knocked out and couldn't give them the signal but the question was, who knocked out Harley?

"Well, (Y/N) went with Harley." Penguin reminded the group. "Didn't they say they were following Harley this whole time?" "(Y/N), where were you?" Jonathan asked calmly. "I went to do the thing with Harley." You replied. The group were stunned into silence by how nonchalant you were with your incriminating evidence. "Harley was knocked unconscious." Edward deadpanned. "Harley knocked out." Harvey said in unison with Edward. "Uh huh...and?" You pressed. "Was it you?" Harvey asked. "What!? No!" You ensured to emphasise your protest. "No! I mean...maybe? She might have deserved it." You added quickly before pondering the idea. The group once again were staring at you with confusion. "I'm going to go with no. I did not do that." Jonathan sighed as Two-Face pinched the bridge of his nose. "I can't tell if you're a genius or a moron!" Edward declared in annoyance. "Surely someone couldn't be so stupid to just blatantly say that! It couldn't have been (Y/N)! It's too easy! It's deceit!" "Can we all just remind ourselves that this is (Y/N) we're talking about? No way could they knock out Harley!" Harvey reminded and you nodded, gesturing to him in agreement. "Hurtful but he has a point." "If it wasn't you then who was it!?" Edward demanded. You blinked, prepared for the full brain power you'd need for this.

You had taken the stairs as Harley set down one of her special jack-in-the-boxes. However you hadn't meant to bump into the large vase that seemed to be around for storage rather than decoration. It toppled off the edge and hit Harley hard. You could have played this off...if you didn't have a witness. Victor Zsasz stared at the scene and tilted his head slightly. Oh shit. Victor Zsasz saw what happened.

You blinked and right on que Victor Zsasz returned from questioning. You pointed at him. "It was Victor! I saw him do it! He threw a vase at Harley and she was out!" Victor gasped. "What!? No! No-no-no-no-no! That isn't what happened!" "I saw that vase, it was huge. There's no way (Y/N) could have lifted it. Plus this is (Y/N) we're talking about." Harvey hummed. "Hurtful again but not wrong..." You gestured some finger guns toward Two-Face. "...but that doesn't even matter! I literally saw him do it!" You pressed. Victor let out a very loud groan as Jonathan, Edward, Harvey and Oswald mumbled to each other. "You're letting the most stupid person get away with the smartest thing!" Victor whined. "I'm telling you, (Y/N), couldn't lift that thing-" Victor's protests went ignored. "You got us caught!" The Riddler jabbed a finger accusingly in Victor's direction. As the rogues around you began to bicker and talk amongst themselves you smiled slightly. "You're being played!" Victor's declaration went unheard by the others. He noticed this and put his head in his hands. "I hope you know, (Y/N) is gonna gloat about this for days!" You tried to hide your smile. No one will know. How will they know?

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satoshy12 · 8 months

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Underworld Fighter/Bodyguard Danny

It had already been a few years since Danny, for his job, left Amity Park. Working as a bodyguard or fighter in a meta-arcade. His sponsor was Veronica Sinclair, also known as Roulette, as he fought in her arena against other metas or villains for money.

Since she built her new undeground arena, where metahumans can fight for money and similar things, they are forbidden to join normal competitions as it's "unfair" against normal humans.

I mean, it would be unfair to see Superman in a boxing ring against a normal human, but still.

Roulette doesn't need to capture heroes, as the meta fights out of their own free will, and she still earns a lot of money. Even a few politicians and others came to watch the fights. From CEOs, crime bosses, and even once, the Presidents of the World!

As a fighter for Roulette and her bodyguard, Danny has had around 400 fights since the very beginning of the arena and 0 losses.

His boss asked if he could work as a warden in Arkham Asylum for the Mayor of Gotham, as it had an important meeting for one month.

As being told by Veronica, Danny had no problem with it; his sister worked in Arkham, and his daughter Dani wanted to visit her. He could stay for one month, then take his vacation to visit Amity Park. And it's not the first time he worked as Bodyguard for someone else, he did work for few people like Lex Luthor or Pinguin. For Lex he got to a job as he thought against Parasite.

1 Month later

Batman wasn't sure what was happening; no villain had broken out in more than a month. And he didn't hear anything from the Joker.

He learned that because of a new Warden who already left Arkham, no one tried to escape. Someone who one-shot Solomon Grundy K.O. with a punch and put the Joker, Professor Pyg, and Victor Zsasz into a coma with a single uppercut to the stomach?

Gordon seemed to be very happy as he said that, but seem very sad that the Warden had left.

+ Danny smiled at Dani, as they were driving with Jazz to Amity Park. Still he didn't like the talk both were doing about boys. Dani is too young!

But it had been nice to meet Pinguin again, it was a long time he worked for him and Sofia Falcone too. Or Bane from the Arena, he thought he stopped being a Villains like Victor as it's paid well enough in the Arena.

Mr Freeze:" For Nora." he earns in 1 fight the same as he does as thief.

Danny is adult, around 28 years old or older.

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samantha-rae-velcher · 6 months

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Master List Pt. 2

YouTubers

Swaggersouls

Streamers Dream - smut

Markiplier

Games of the many - smut

Joysticks and pushing buttons - smut

Sticks and stones - smut

That one look - smut

The punishment unforgotten - Violence/smut

A need for it and her - smut

The stress is real - fluff

"Im sorry, honey" - fluff

Roomies or More? (Egos) - smut

Yancy NSFW alphabet - smut

Love mistaken for hate (Wilford Warfstache) - fluff

Don't fear the reaper (Darkiplier) - smut

Dark lust (Darkiplier) - smut

Static (Darkiplier) - smut

Warp core breech Pt.1 (ISWM) - fluff

Warp core breech Pt.2 (ISWM) - fluff

Seeing Stars (ISWM) - fluff

Jacksepticeye

Blue tint and cold tiles - smut

Marvel

Me and the Devil walking side by side (Daredevil) - fluff

Sorcerer Supreme (Doctor Strange) - smut

More like Einstein (Tony Stark) - smut

Two tons of iron (Tony Stark) - smut

Green-ish (Bruce Banner) - smut

Tender Touch (Scott Lang) - smut

The speed of light (Pietro Maximoff) - fluff

Courts of Green Pt.1 (Bucky Barnes) - fluff

Courts of Green Pt.2 (Bucky Barnes) - fluff

Courts of Green Pt.3 (Bucky Barnes) - Violence/ fluff

Feathers and Swords (Clint Barton) - smut

Hawks gold (Clint Barton) - fluff

As beautiful as an angel (Yondu Udonta) - fluff

Fear makes love (Ronan the accuser) - smut

Sharp as steel (Wolverine) - smut

Blades that steel the heart (Wolverine) - fluff

Obviously not that obvious (Drax the Destroyer) - smut

Tattoo Buddies (Chato Santana) - fluff

Soldier Boy (Rick Flag) - smut

Slice and dice (Captain boomerang) - smut

Scars and stripes (BOP Victor Zsasz) - smut

TWD

Guns of blazing love (Aaron) - smut

Maybe evil Maybe not But just about (Shane) - smut

Barbed Wire Pt.1 (Negan) - smut

Barbed Wire Pt.2 (Negan) - Smut

Barbed Wire Pt.3 (Negan) - Violence/fluff

Barbed Wire Pt.4 (Negan) - Violence/fluff

Barbed Wire Pt.5 (Negan) - smut

Barbed Wire Pt.6 (Negan) - Violence/fluff

Barbed Wire Pt.7 (Negan) - Violence/fluff

Barbed Wire Pt.8 (Negan) - fluff

Star Wars

The light within (Qui Gon Jinn) - fluff

The force of two (Qui Gon Jinn) - fluff

The force binds all (Obi Wan Kenobi) - smut

The intimidating side of things (Boba Fett) - smut

Orders (Poe Dameron) - angst/ fluff

Black ink (Darth Maul) - smut

The Witcher

How The Witcher men react when you cry - fluff

Bard and Bells (Jaskier) - fluff

Gotham

Gotham Villains teaching s/o to shoot a gun

Gotham Villains when s/o doesn't answer the phone

How Gotham Villains react to their s/o getting shot

Sexting with Oswald Cobblepot - smut

Gotham's King and Queen (Oswald Cobblepot) - angst

I will kill you (Oswald Cobblepot) - fluff

Emperor Penguin (Oswald Cobblepot) - smut

Smoking Roses Pt.1 (Victor Zsasz) - smut

Smoking Roses Pt.2 (Victor Zsasz)- smut

Tainted Riddle (Ed Nygma) - fluff

What am I? (Ed Nygma) - fluff/Violence

Five-O (Jim Gordon) - smut

Stalked (Jeremiah Valeska) - Violence/fluff

Fantastic Beasts

Blue fire and silver smoke (Gellert Grindelwald) - fluff

Heaven without fear (Credence Barebone) - smut

Boardwalk Empire

Gentleman with a dark side (Arnold Rothstein) - smut

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amomentsescape · 5 months

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hey, how are you doing?

I would like to ask for a one shot (Victor Zsasz x Female!reader) where the reader is kidnapped and used as a bait by some guys that wanna kill Zsasz.

Risk and Protect

Victor Zsasz x Female! Reader

Summary: Victor goes on a mission to save you after past enemies decide they want revenge on him.

Warnings: Mentions of blood, death, and Victor's scars

Word Count: 1,525

A/N: I've always loved fics like this. And I'm doing great, thank you for asking! I hope you're doing good too!

Victor has a lot of enemies. It only makes sense for someone who kills random people for a living. But he never really worried about it for a while.

He was a lone ranger of sorts, only working with the Zsaszettes in a professional manner. And after letting himself get close to Falcone and feeling that pain of losing him, Victor promised himself he wouldn't let his own attachments get in the way again. It was for the best.

But then you happened. Of course, you walked into his life when he least expected it.

And although Victor is a smart man, he couldn't logically find a way to let you go. His heart won, but he always worried that this would end up being a mistake.

And today, he really believed it was.

He quite literally had eyes on you 24/7. If it wasn't his own, then it was a couple of the Zsaszettes. He knew that there were people out there to get him. And no matter how hard he tried to hide you away and keep you safe, he knew that he could only do so much.

Victor had a lot of hits today, so he assigned a couple Zsaszettes to watch over you while he was out. He promised you he'd be back that night to spend time with you.

And you were really happy with this arrangement. You had actually befriended a few of his workers, enjoying the random conversations you would have with them. Plus, they made you feel safe to be around. They may have been pretty faces, but they were incredibly skilled and powerful as well. They felt secure.

But unfortunately, they weren't ready for 15 armed men to burst into the place on such a gentle evening. Even Victor couldn't predict just how far his enemies would go, ganging up to increase their numbers and their chances that they could catch you.

The Zsaszettes did the best they could to hide you before the men got to you. They managed to hold them off for a bit, but sadly, it only ended in bloodshed.

A few of the men were killed upon entry, a few others were injured. But the girls were out numbered, and they ended dying to protect you. They cared about following Victor's orders of course, but they also cared about you. Your safety was their priority as much as Victor's, and they sadly gave up their lives for you.

You were choking on your sobs as you tried to hold them back, watching the scene unfold in the hidden away room near the back of the apartment.

But with one wrong movement, you had bumped the wall with your elbow, and the remaining men froze.

Your eyes widened as you watched a couple of them walk towards your hiding area, ripping open the door.

They each took an arm and dragged you out of the room, a quick hit to the head forcing darkness upon you.

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Victor rushed home just 30 minutes later when both Zsaszettes didn't pick up his calls. He even reached out to you, only to be met with your voicemail.

When he stormed into the apartment, he lost his breath. Two of his most loyal workers laid dead on the ground. The whole area was trashed and bloodied, and Victor could only hope that none of the red liquid was yours.

He searched around for you frantically, but all he managed to find was your phone, all of his attempts at calling and messaging you still listed on your lock screen.

But the latest message on your phone was one he didn't send.

You know where to find us. You have 1 hour.

He had a hunch that someone was after him these past few weeks, but he didn't know that they would drag you into this. But this would prove to be their biggest mistake.

He knew where you were. And although he didn't care to know who these men were, they would all end up dead just the same.

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Victor smirked when he saw the building in view. He had to give them some props to be honest. They did pretty well staking out their own assassins in the area. But he couldn't expect anything less.

He was Gotham's best, so they knew that they had to prepare for him to arrive. They were wanting his head, after all.

But they clearly weren't as smart as they thought.

He had a few of his Zsaszettes set up on the opposite side of the building, their guns already beginning to fire blindly at the men.

This caused all of them to turn towards the shots, the rest of the men beginning to rush to the area.

With their backs turned, Victor began to take down each assassin, his own gun completely muffled from the chaos.

Each shot was like a silent blast of air, and men's bodies were hitting the ground without anyone noticing.

But by the time they did catch on to what was happening, it was too late. There were only a couple men left, and they were met with a bullet to the head before they could even spot where he was.

But Victor knew his battle wasn't over. You were still inside, and he was certain the "boss" and the rest of his men would be there too.

The Zsaszettes were ready for his call, but Victor wanted to finish the battle alone.

It was almost humorous for him in a way. They would have been stupid to mess with Victor in general, but to put your life in danger too? That only made his next plan even more enjoyable.

Victor walked into the building innocently, knowing they weren't going to kill him immediately. These men were too prideful for that. They wanted to toy with him, torture him, maybe even hurt you to make his own suffering worse.

The thought made him sick, but he kept his cool.

"Gentleman," Victor greeted, his eyes not leaving yours.

It pained him to see you strapped to that chair, your eyes full of fear. What made it worse though was the fact that he knew you weren't scared for yourself- you were scared for him. He never wanted to worry you like this ever again.

And thankfully, you looked unscathed. Your shirt was a little wrinkled, and your mascara had smudged, but there were no cuts or bruises anywhere Victor could see. He felt relieved.

"Victor!"

His eyes finally left yours to look at the brute man before him.

"You're gonna pay for what you did to my brother!"

Victor sighed. "Brother? I kill dozens of people a week. You think I care about what I did to your brother?"

The man was seething and ready to burst.

"But, if I do recall," Victor rolled up his sleeve. "I think he was probably... this one, right here." He pointed to a scar near his elbow.

Suddenly, the man let out a loud scream, beginning to charge at Victor.

His two men continued to stand next to you, their hands already beginning to reach for their guns.

You watched as Victor dodged away from the man, managing to slip in a swift punch to the gut.

The man spun back around and landed a sharp kick to Victor's shin, causing him to collapse.

You let out a muffled scream at this, worried that would be the end of the battle for your partner.

However, Victor took advantage of this new viewpoint, quickly grabbing the small gun from the man's belt.

With two loud bangs, both men beside you collapsed to the floor, not even able to fire off their own weapons in time.

Another two loud shots resounded as you watched the boss fall beside his fellow partners in crime, yelling and screaming at Victor.

You could see a bloody wound in each of his knees as a pool began to form around him.

Victor jumped to his feet and made his way towards you, helping you our of your binds. All the while, he continued to apologize and tell you just how worried he was.

"This will never happen again. I'm sorry I-"

"Victor," you softly smiled. "I'm okay. We're going to be alright, yeah?"

He quietly sighed and brought his lips to your forehead, silently agreeing. Even in the most chaotic moments, you were able to bring him a sense of peace that he never knew existed before.

Once he knew you were okay, he dragged his attention back to your kidnapper.

"As much as I'd love to see your entrails splayed across the floor, I have some other matters to attend to."

And with that, a single shot was made in the center of the man's head. You watched as his head lulled to the side and his eyes went blank.

You squirmed away a bit, but you felt Victor wrap his arm around your waist.

"What were these other matters you have to do?" you asked, looking up at him.

He smiled back down at you. "Our date night, of course."

#gotham fandom #gotham x reader #gotham #victor zsasz x reader #victor zsasz fluff #gotham victor zsasz #victor zsasz

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vaporwavebeach-writes · 7 months

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Kinktober Day 1 (Pegging)

Victor Zsasz x Reader (NSFW)

(595 words)

Summary: You get rough with Zsasz, who seems to really enjoy it

Warnings/Tags: 18+, gender neutral reader, dom!reader, pegging, choking, rough sex, praise, biting, fluff at the end (if you squint)

Notes: Am I gonna be consistent with this for the whole month? Idk, but I sure will try LMAO anyway I love him so much, enjoy the fic!!

With a firm hand wrapped around his throat, Victor’s gasps became more choked out. The shameless moans and loud impact of your thrusts echoed off the walls.

“You like that?” You murmur. “You like being choked out while I fuck you?”

“Oh God, f-fuck…” His voice trails off into a tight grunt. “Yeah…”

“That’s what I like to fucking hear.” You snarl.

Loosening your grip around his neck, your other arm ghosts up to his shoulder, keeping his body flush against the wall. Victor Zsasz looked gorgeous like this. Your eyes traveled down his heavily scarred back, rich with a vast array of tally marks.

The marks not only served as a reminder to the number of his victims, but to his skill as a killer; his danger. To say that Victor Zsasz loves his job is an understatement. Every job he has ever had would be carried out meticulously. The painstaking detail of every cut and sharpness of every shot was thorough and methodical. The fact that he does it all with a genuine grin only further proves how truly lethal he is. He can truly take out anyone, it can even be you. However, watching him become utterly spineless as you continue to fuck him dispels the thought of you becoming one of his marks out of your mind.

His arm flies back to steady himself on you. His breaths are heavy, enthusiastic. You can feel him shudder as you drift kisses down his arm.

“God, you’re beautiful.” You whisper in between kisses. “I love seeing you like this.”

Moving your mouth up his shoulders, you gently rake your teeth where his neck and shoulder meet. The threat is there. He sucks in a breath, looking back at you pleadingly; eyes dark and doe-like.

“D-do it,” He gasps shakily.

You chuckle lowly. Continuing to pound into him, your grip around his neck tightens. “Do what, Victor?”

“Fucking wreck me.” You can feel how desperately he holds onto you. Choosing to deny Victor would prove to be a bold move, considering that you know he would absolutely give you payback for it later. Deciding to be generous, you pick up the pace, fucking him roughly you know the way he likes it. Feeling coy, your other hand drops down around his cock. The added stimulation makes him practically melt. He moans wantonly, “Please?”

It’s like a switch goes off in your mind. “Of course,” you lean close to his ear. “Only because you asked me so politely.”

Victor is extremely vocal as you bite into the nape of his neck. You can tell he’s over the edge. His breath seems to pitch as he comes all over his stomach. You stay inside of him for a moment, giving him a moment to breathe before you pull out.

Victor lets out a soft groan. You gently guide him around over to face you. His body not only is covered in scars, but dripping with cum where he finished over his stomach, and a large, harsh-looking bite mark which now adorned his neck.

Tossing him a dampened towel from across the room, he chuckles as he cleans himself up.

“What are you laughing about?” You ask flirtatiously.

“Nothing,” He turns to you. “I just think it’s really hot when get rough with me,” he says matter-of-factly, shooting you a sly look. He saunters over to you, taking your cheek in his hand.

You roll your eyes, fighting the blush that currently finds its way spreading across your cheeks. You sigh before moving in to kiss him.

#kinktober #kinktober 2023 #victor zsasz x reader #victor zsasz x you #gotham x reader #victor zsasz smut #gotham smut #victor zsasz imagine #gotham imagine #victor zsasz #mia writes gotham!!!#mia writes batman!!!

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love-imagineitall · 3 months

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Let Her Go

Pairing: Victor Zsasz x Assassin!Female!Reader

This is set in the first season only a little bit after Zsasz is at the GCPD for Gordon. Also I don't think I mention it in the story, but the reason that the reader was in prison for two years without getting broken out or anything was to go in and make more contacts in the female criminal world. Falcone had asked her to and after she thought she was done, he pulled his strings to get her released immediately.

TW: usual Gotham violence and allusions to smut, heavy make out sesh.

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"Are you kidding me Gordon!?!?"

"What the hell are you talking about Harvey?"

"Please don't tell me that is who I think it is that you have in that interrogation room?"

"Again I ask what are you talking about? I brought her in for killing a man right in front of me."

"Oh god," Harvey groaned shaking his head, "let her go right now" he said with a tone of urgency that Jim hadn't heard from his partner before.

"No, I've told you many times I'm not going to turn the other way just because these criminals have money or power," he says to Harvey seeming to be frustrated with his partner and the entire city of Gotham, as he steps back into the interrogation room.

"So, (Y/N) (L/N)? You want to tell me why you killed an innocent man? What did you want with him?"

"You must be the new hot shot," the woman in front of him smiled mischievously with her feet up on the desk. The way she smiled an kept her calm like that did concern Jim a little, but he pushed on.

"Gordon. Detective Jim Gordon nice to meet you. Now tell me why did you do it?"

"Jim... hmm, Jimbo can I call you Jimbo? I'm gonna call you Jimbo."

Harvey then entered the room and Jim noticed that he looked different, frightened even.

"Harvey! Long time no see"

"Hello (Y/N), I am so sorry about my partner. We will get you out of here as soon as we can there is no need to let any one know that you are here."

"No, Harvey, no we won't. She murdered a man right in front of me, she has to go to prison, but first I am going to find out why?"

"I love the place by the way it's been a while. Have you guys redecorated?"

"(Y/N)! I am done playing games with you now you are going to tell me what I want to know or I'm going to have to send you away for a long long time!" Jim yells, the frustration pouring out of him.

"Ooh, feisty" the woman says with a smile on her face. She turns to Harvey, "I like him"

"(Y/N)-," Jim starts.

"Look boys I'm only here because I wanted to take a look around, but now I've met the new guy and seen enough. I'd like to leave now"

"Are you kidding? That isn't how this works princess I saw you with my own eyes murder a man in cold blood, this is the police so yeah the only place that you are going is to prison."

The woman turns to Harvey, completely ignoring Jim, "Harvey, I'd say you got about a minute to let me go... we don't want a repeat of the last time now do we?"

"No ma'am" he says quietly shaking his head while pulling Jim to the side.

"You need to let her go like now," he says while constantly checking his watch.

"Who the hell is she Harvey?"

"You remember Victor Zsasz?"

"How could I forget?"

"Well look as scary and creepy as that dude is, she's a hundred times worse, she's even more deadly of an assassin than he is if you can believe that, but as of right now we haven't pissed her off. The thing I'm worried about is that those two aren't just colleagues, they've got this weird thing... and, and, and-"

"And what Harvey?"

"And he's not gonna be too happy that we've got his girl in lockup after he hasn't seen her for 2 years"

Just then the two detectives hear a gun shot, Harvey looks wide eyed at Jim, and pulls him back into the interrogation room.

"Uncuff her Jim! Uncuff her!"

"Right on time," (Y/N) says with a smile on her face.

The two detectives hurriedly rush to uncuff the woman sitting in front of them. As soon as they have her free and very pissed off Zsasz enters the room with guns a blazing.

"Hello darling," he says with a smile to (Y/N), immediately turning his attention and guns towards the detectives. The smile previously on the assassin's face now completely wiped away and replaced with an anger never seen before.

"Come on honey, we were just leaving" she grabs Zsasz by the arm, "oh and Jimbo, I'll see you around," the pair walking off with her sending Jim a wink. Zsasz walks with his girl out of the GCPD quietly leaving everyone there in awe and fear.

After the pair of assassins return to Falcone's house, (Y/N) immediately drags Victor up to the bedroom. After all the pair hadn't been this close in two years what with the woman being locked up in Blackgate prison.

"Ugh-" Victor groans as he pulls her in for a very hungry kiss

The two of them wasting no time and immediately going to the bed. She jumps on top of him, taking control and kissing him with even more passion.

She rips open his vest and going to pull down his pants when he flips her over and regains control, immediately kissing her again and pulling her shirt off. As the two are going at it and undressing each other, one of Falcone's men walks through the door to tell them to come down stairs, but as soon as he opens the door and begins to speak both assassins pull out their guns and shoots the man without breaking the kiss.

The pull back for a moment to catch their breath, and as they are breathing heavily, Victor tucks a piece of hair behind (Y/N)'s ear, flashes a toothy grin, and says "you are never leaving for that long again you hear me?"

Chuckling and grinning back at him, she replies, "wouldn't dream of it sweetness"

#Victor zsasz x reader #gotham imagine #gotham #victor zsasz #jim gordon #harvey bullock #falcone #victor zsasz imagine

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clementine-writes-things · 2 months

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Gotham Characters and Hyperpop Songs They Remind Me Of

Jim Gordon: I Need Help Immediately - 100 Gecs

Explanation: Not only is the title so true for him, but this song gives me major anxiety. And everything he does gives me anxiety. I feel like if a song was used to describe his character, it would just be this one. Like get therapy pookie you need it.

Harvey Bullock: Stupid Horse - 100 Gecs

Explanation: I don't really have one for this. I just think about this song and think about how he would have such a hard time understanding what they're saying. Then he'd give up and never listen to it again.

Oswald Cobblepot: Yummy - Ayesha Erotica

Explanation: He's literally so cunty guys like cmon. He's so cunty!? He'd blare this in his convertible while driving to the GCPD to bother Jim.

Victor Zsasz: #BrooklynBloodPop! - SyKo

Explanation: I have a feeling that he would actually REALLY love hyperpop. He loves disco, so I think he'd like hyperpop. He'd listen to this while assassinating people fr. He'd try and fire shots so they sync to the beat too lol help me.

Bruce Wayne: Haunted - Laura Les

Explanation: This kid's got demons. He's fighting these demons everyday bro. He had an emo phase. This kid needs therapy asap.

Barbara Kean: Worldwide Torture - Jazmin Bean

Explanation: She's so girlboss and she could rip you in half with her teeth girl. Sleep with one eye open.

Selina Kyle: Voicemail - Poppy

Explanation: She's had to fend for herself her whole life and this song really reminds me of that. That' really the only explanation I have for this tbh.

Jerome Valeska: Punk Tactics - Joey Valence & Brae

Explanation: You're gonna tell me you can't see him dancing to this like a child? Cmon. Like Victor Zsasz he'd try and sync gunshots with the beat and he'd lip sync too.

Edward Nygma: Kill V. Maim - Grimes AND Freak Show - Punkinloveee

Explanation: Guys...I need him. Ok anyways, I feel like he REALLY genuinely loves hyperpop. He likes the electronic sound it has and how much bass it can have. He would be a huge fan of Grimes and random hyperpop songs.....

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He would listen to Freak Show during sex...

#gotham #the riddler #fanfic writer #writers #edward nygma #oswald cobblepot #harvey bullock #jim gordon #selina kyle #bruce wayne #victor zsasz #barbara kean

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rowan-e-ravenwood · 3 months

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gotham characters as scented candles 👀👀👀?

OOGUHUGHG YOU HAVE MADE ME HAPPY TODAY, prepare yourself for category 5 autism event

eeeeeee OKAY. this will just be some of my general favourite characters, and we'll go in no particular order. and i think all of these would work as perfumes as well, bc when i start selling candles, i want to do perfume oils too, for all the scents i can get skin-safe ingredients for, so my design sensibilities are getting more wearable by the day. I LOVE FRAGRANCES

read-more provided because this is going to get long

Oswald; i think my already-planned combination will definitely work for him - blackberry, tobacco, caramel, wine, and a hint of rose, with some leather for extra depth. and i think for the Gotham version in particular, i'd add a bit of sandalwood, to make it a bit more like fancy perfume without compromising the sweetness.

Victor Zsasz needs something kind of dark and mysterious, but also strikes me as the type to use a very basic manly-smelling soap. so we'll compromise with - juniper, cedar, lemon, and black pepper. simple and sharp.

Ivy is another one where my existing scent blend for her will work with just a couple small adjustments - garden soil, oakmoss and ginseng, with a bit of tomato leaf and some white floral notes, maybe jasmine? and for this version, add in a little bit of clove and geranium.

Edward will have a scent VERY different from the one i made based on my own version... he strikes me as the type to wear a nice, sensible, light cologne. for this, let's say - amber, sage, tonka, a bit of musk, and just a hint of lavender.

Kristen is such a lovely character, I think she needs to be on this list too. she gets a mild blend - vanilla, old paper, bergamot, and lily. a sweet scent for a sweetheart. maybe some sort of bakery note as well, she strikes me as the type to enjoy scones or sugar cookies.

Harvey, Harvey. what else could a scent based on a weathered, moody detective be other than - whisky, smoke, leather, black pepper, and tobacco. a classic combination.

Lee, my beloved, my beloved!!! i honestly don't see her as the type to wear a lot of perfume, so this one is almost entirely conceptual, as opposed to most of the others which are a blend of vibes and what they might actually smell like... i'll go with - vanilla, orange blossom, hinoki wood, and lavender. a very soft, comforting blend.

Barbara is definitely a perfumey party scent - champagne, peach, lily, musk, rose, pomegranate, and amber, with a twist of bitter almond. fun, bubbly, and girly! her warning shots are aimed at the chest.

Scarecrow, finally, has to be smoke, old wood, ginseng, hay, soil, and cardamom.

OKAY these are just some of my faves, so if you think there's someone i should have added to this, SEND THEM IN AND I WILL DESIGN THEM TOO!!!!! and any other characters too, i am foaming at the mouth

#gotham 2014

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finniestoncrane · 1 year

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Jealousy

Rogues Headcanons request: rogues who are jealous of their crush with another partner. i'm so sorry anon this post got messed up by tumblr so i had to delete it and i've only now found time to rewrite it ;-; 💜 request info • prompt list • send me a request • kofi • masterlist minors DNI!! 🔞 cw: threats, posessive/obsessive behaviour, violence, yandere bullshit i guess

penguin

oswald cobblepot isn't the type to wait around for someone

someone who obviously doesn't see a good thing when it's standing in front of them

sure he'll pine for a bit

but anyone who doesn't have the sense to know he's the better choice in any situation is too dumb to be with him

however, for the right person (that person being you...)

he might be known to spend nights in his office, avoiding going home to his empty apartment

because it bothers him that you're not there, sitting beside him

curling up to him in bed, waking up to him in the mornings

all the little things that he's missing out on, that someone else now has

it's enough to drive a respectable businessman to some rather cruel efforts to get what he wants

poison ivy

pam likes to think of herself as "above it all"

she's just green, the hue has nothing to do with jealousy

but the sudden, unprompted, and rather intense development of a mini jungle outside of your apartment?

that has everything to do with jealousy

they can bring you a bouequet of flowers, sure, the decapitated heads of something that was once living trussed up in bows

but only she can build you a botanical garden wherever you please

something that keeps living and growing

just like her intense infatuation with you

and the dead weight your carrying around with you will definitely become handy

since they can be mixed into compost for her gardens

victor zsasz

how dramatic can he get? seems like the answer is "very"

new tallymark system: one scratch for every day he's not with you

although, if he really sat down to think about it

his talents could definitey see him go far here, e.g. his skill in the art of disposal

nothing extravagant or showy, no, this has to be secretive, stealthy, surprising

one quick shot to their forehead from a distance

or a pretend mugging, an oddly precise slash to the neck doing the trick

which method of ridding you of this new love of your life would cause you the least amount of psychological damage?

because he's not keen on the idea of waiting around for you much longer

so you have to get over this current obstacle pretty quickly once they've been dealt with

mr freeze

it's likely been a while since he last latched onto someone emotionally

so there's already a deep connection between you, even if it's one sided, and it's difficult for him to look past it

even knowing that you're with someone else

the thoguht of someone trying to take nora from him when she was there infuriates him

and yet here he is, considering doing the exact same thing

it's different though, because he deserves someone nice to love

he's owed someone to care for and to dote after, and to return the favour to him

he'd definitely opt for a romantic gesture to win you over

something magical, like freezing your idiot partner and scooping you up in his arms

and carrying you off to his lair to keep you isolated for decades in near mint condition

riddler

his proclivity for solving puzzles and knowing the answer to everything has kept him awake every night

why are you with someone else and not with him?

why would you ever choose someone else over him?

absolutely bizarre behaviour BUT you just need someone to show you the error of your ways

someone to teach you, to educate you, so you can make better choices in the future

and of course, he's willing to use force if need be

some of his best lectures have been given with a captive audience

sometimes it really is the only way to get people like you to listen

and perhaps, at the end, he'll offer up a little pop quiz, the kind where if you fail it, your head goes pop

how smart is that new partner of yours anyway, hm?

two face

everything comes down to a choice

you just happened to make the wrong one

now harvey might be willing to respect your choices

he's a reasonable man after all

but two face is not taking this absolutely shocking disregard of his feelings well

it's not even up for the coin to decide

it's rampage time

and no one is safe from his intense violence and rage until he has you in his arms

and if that doesn't work, he can always rely on harvey and his brains

that lawyer talk should come in handy when he's arguing his case for choosing him

harley quinn

ok first of all, rude

she's willing to forget about her true love, mr j, and give you a chance

and you're going to pick someone else

hey! it's not her fault she never got around to asking you out

you should have asked her out! you do the hard work, bub!

anyway, her jealous streak is based in a defense mechanism

you are 100% going to be her worst enemy

it's part of distancing herself from you

and a way to avoid any blame on herself for not being quick enough to snap you up

god forbid she's to blame for her own misfortune

mad hatter

jervis is entirely respectful of your choices

it's not your fault that you didn't see him, or notice his affections

and it's not really his fault that he wasn't brave enough to say anything before it was too late

it's just that the universe has decided that you don't quite get your happy ever after yet

every fairytale story requires a bit of drama

a plot twist, to make the sweet, perfect ending more satisfying

he has absolutely no doubt that you'll find your way to him

without the need for any dubious tea or fashionable hats that might alter your beahviour

and then it'll all be the way it should be, you with him

in wonderland together forever

scarecrow

that's fine.

no really, make your own choices, make the wrong choices

the fear of losing you is fascinating and he's fine to hold onto that

but he will be getting revenge, just for the fun of it

see how well your new flame protects you when you wake up from one of jonathan's nightmares

especially when those nightmares feature your new partner

tormenting you, haunting you, terrifying you

oh, wouldn't you like to find safety in jonathan's arms?

well, perhaps he might find the kindness in him to allow that

but you'll have to beg, and suffer sufficiently, first

bane

ok so let's face it no one is arguing with bane or fighting him for your affections

but he's just such a big soft lug

if he saw you, knowing you were happy

even if that meant you were happier with someone other than him

he absolutely would do nothing to disrupt that

his jealousy would be well contained, never cruel or mean-spirited

he just knows that he would love the opportunity to show you what you're missing

the minute he suspects you're unhappy though, he is back on his simping bullshit with you, not brave enough to just ask you out

and you better hope he never gets the idea that your partner is being anything less than wonderful to you

or he'll crush them with one hand

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paladin-of-nerd-fandom65 · 6 months

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Hi I got more questions about the starburst duo!

1: what’s their favorite video games?

2: what is their favorite anime and/or cartoons?

3: Chris has a brotherly/uncle relationship with Kon-El/Conner, what’s Jake’s relationship like with Kon-el?

4: you know how in some movies and tv shows a pair of best friends would get into a fight and act like: “your not my best friend anymore!” And towards the end they get back together, has that happen before between the two of them?

5: what’s the rouge galley for the both of them?

Silly question :p

6: on a scale of 1-10, how likely are they gonna aim for the crotch against a dude villain/goon? Speaking of that what’s their reaction seeing that stuff in movies like how in the first kung fu panda movie Po got hit in the tenders?

(Cracks Fingers while grinning wildly)

Back for more I see, my friend? Very well then…

1) In no particular order, they’d like (in spite of Dick and Lois having some second thoughts in allowing them for playing M Rated titles)

Mortal Kombat

Blitz The League

Cuphead

Dark Souls

Asura’s Wrath,

and perhaps their all time favorite,

The Rockband series (out of them, The Beatles Rockband being their top one. Chris can do both Vocals and Bass while Jake does Drums and Harmonies)

2) Dragon Ball…basically all of Dragon Ball. Whether it’s The OG, Kai, GT, or the upcoming Daima, they’ll be lined up in their best shirts that are either patterned after Piccolo’s outfit or have the Z Fighters on it with their snacks by their side on the couch and engage with an all night marathon of episodes and films. Their favorite character is unanimously Son Gohan

3) Those two get along as good friends though from Jake hears about Conner courtesy of his Uncle Tim and ‘Aunite’ Cassie, whenever Conner inevitably screws up with trying to win a girlfriend off the streets with his egotistical charms and attitude, Jake gleefully takes the chance for snarking about that screw up, much to Conner’s conniption.

Aside from that though, the two make it a sworn oath on working together for making sure Chris is safe and secure from the threats even he’s too great to handle, whether externally or especially his own internal ones including tendencies of low self esteem and fears of abandonment. Conner and Jake are there for him no matter what

4) Much to even their own surprise, not exactly. Yes, there have been moments the two have gone separately from each other before reuniting in full but the thing is, they never had said to each other that they’re no longer friends. They’re never actively taking pot shots or any sort of bad mouth each other even during their lowest points in their friendship.

In fact, it’s because of their close friendship, it’s how they’re able to communicate the message of “Hey Man, I really like to hang out with you but I don’t if it’s the right time right now. Maybe a little later? Still love ya as a friend btw” with little to no words whether it’s face to face or via phone texts. They have mutual respect and understanding of those moments and take their time.

Once they have a chance though, like say in the middle of a crisis or few, they’ll rush to each other’s aid and make up for it once it’s all said and done. Even in a hypothetical Civil War between all the superheroes which has the two in opposite sides would have a similar pattern between them.

5) I once answered this in a earlier ask but I feel like it’s the perfect time for a sort of expansion to that list. Some names here would be old classics while maybe one or two would be OCs of mine for villains.

General Dru Zod (Chris’ birth father and somewhat arch nemesis due to his….very tough love approach to put it very very mildly think of their relationship akin to say Omni Man and Invincible)

Mr Victor Zsasz (Jake’s own Gotham based arch enemy due to a particular case involving street orphans and urchins forcibly fighting a gladiator style tournament to the death and Jake facing Zsasz face to face at the climax of said case, a duel involving a rather brutal beat down since Jake’s powers were shut down briefly that includes a sharp blade and that old damned crowbar)

The Gordanians (Since Jake’s mother is Kory aka Starfire, it should be pretty self explanatory and easy to understand his dislike for these particular aliens)

Deathstroke the Terminator (Similar enough reason to the Gordanians only in this case it’s via what he done to Dick throughout the years as a Titan, whether it includes the forced apprenticeship or other misdeeds)

The Court of Owls (not only due to both Mar’i and Jake being offsprings of the ‘Gray Son’ but they also can sense Chris somehow being a unique sort that distinguishes him from the other Kryptonians (I.e. his unique physiology courtesy of his birth in the Phantom Zone and being a host for the Nightwing entity) that they can claim for themselves, an evolutionary step in their arsenal of Talons)

Cinderblock (The big dumb concrete lug frequently challenges Chris and Jake for a challenge in Bludhaven’s streets which they’re all too happy to take. He’s fun for them to take on)

Xa Du, The Phantom King (As the main ruler of the Phantom Zone himself, he naturally sees Chris as an obstacle to his own path of universal domination)

(And time for some OCs I have in mind)

NKVDemon (an ex-Spetznaz and apprentice of the KGBeast though his goals and methods are far more grand and widespread in comparison than his mercenary teacher’s. While not a cyborg like KGBeast or enhanced like Deathstroke, he’s dangerously intelligent, at peak human condition and utterly ruthless to the core)

Lion Master (a constantly bullied street orphan who ran to join a traveling circus where became the apprentice of an old kindly lion tamer, it all truly went downhill during one performance at Ivy Town when due to a simple mistake on his part, the kid ended up causing the old tamer’s unfortunate demise in front of the crowds, leading to him being kicked out of the circus he called home and the lions ordered in being out down. Not willing to see the felines he can call his friends meet their ends, the orphan frees the four big cats. Now with nothing left to lose and returning to the streets once more, the old tanner’s apprentice turns to a life of petty crime with his four kings of the jungle by his side and at his beckon command; competing his transformation into the Lion Master. Has a beef yet also somewhat a bond with Skybird due to their own connections to the circus yet Skybird and Nightwing ‘Phantom’ always foil his crimes)

La Llorona (‘The Weeping Woman’ herself; the Duo once encountered her during a vacation their families were taking in Mexico. A one time antagonist who they actually were able to communicate with in order to help her find peace with them but certainly a memorable one)

The monkeys and undead guardians of El Dorado (Ling story incredibly short, Time Travel shenanigans had Chris and Jake land in the a time lopping ancient city of gold with these monkeys and zombified warriors attacking the intruders almost every step of their way within their adventure to escape)

Vla-Bol (A Kryptonian juvenile delinquent who led an equivalent of a street gang doing all sorts of petty crimes and ruled their city streets/Hallways with an iron fist. At first, The Kryptonian High Coucil had Vla drafted into basically boot camp under the command of an ancestor of a certain Kryptonian General, Grand Admiral Gro-Zod. Unfortunately for Vla, despite or maybe because of taking the Admiral’s teachings and philosophy to heart, he went on committing plenty of bad conduct and failed to hold back his fury during war time as a Private. For this misconduct, Vla-Bol was banished to the Phantom Zone at the age of only 14 years, swearing vengeance on the House of Zod for this indignity. It just centuries later and once he finally is able to leave the Zone and find planet Earth, there happens on being a descendent of the old Admiral, Lor Zod aka Chris. Vla-Bol is an utter show off and Grade A jerk who flaunts his powers without any hesitation or second thought. Powers that are surprisingly deviant from standard Kryptonian ones as while yes he can fly, lift extremely heavy objects and exhibit super human speeds, for one he relies on Moonlight to fuel them. Also, in place of heat vision and x ray vision, Vla-Bol instead can make copies of himself composed of shadows and summon dark energy from the Zone itself, capable of leveling entire city blocks at the palm of his hands)

(*Phew* I think that should do it lol)

6) Chris: 3, Clark taught him well enough to not resort to dirty tricks in fighting his opponents

Jake: 10, Being raised in Bludhaven by Nightwing and having Red Hood as an Uncle….it’s pretty obvious he would fight dirty like they can lol

As for their reactions, both of them would giggling at those moments.

Okey Dokey, I’m pretty sure that’s a plenty for my answers, Anon

If there’s any suggestions to add or constructive criticisms, please Reblog/Reply. It’ll be very appreciated ;-)

#chris kent #jake grayson #starburst duo #dragon ball #connor kent #oc #sfw #cw #headcanon #dick grayson #koriand'r #clark kent #lois lane #court of owls #Xa du #slade wilson #victor zsasz #general zod #kgbeast

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lexi0widow · 11 months

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Lowkey debating wether i should start postung on here??

Ive never done this before so i have to learn how it works

Who i’d post for:

MHA:

Bakugou Katsuki

Todoroki Shoto

Izuku Midoriya

Denki Kaminari

Touya Todoroki

Tomura Shigiraki

Tamaki Amajiki

Neito Monoma

Shinsou

(im probably forgetting some people)

GOTHAM:

Jerome Valeska

Jeremiah Valeska

Edward Nygma

Oswald Cobblepot

Jonathan Crane

Jervis Tetch

Victor Zsasz

Jim Gordon

Harvey Bullock (maybe??)

CREEPYPASTA:

Jeff The Killer

Ticci Toby

Masky (marble hornets or slenderverse mh preffered)

Hoodie (Same rule as masky)

Eyeless Jack

Ben Drowned

HORROR:

Randy Meeks

Stu Macher

Billy Loomis

Ethan Landry

Brahms Heelshire

Nubbins Sawyer

Thomas Hewitt

Micheal Myers

Bo Sinclair

Lester Sinclair

Vincent Sinclair

Billy Lenz (yall simps be wild so pls read my rules 😭)

CONTENT CREATORS:

ArthurTV

GeorgeClarkeey

W2S (Harry Lewis)

ARTISTS:

Bill Kaulitz

Tom Kaulitz

STRANGER THINGS:

Steve Harrington

Aged Up! Mike Wheeler

Billy Hargrove (au cos i don’t wanna write for a racist)

Gareth Emerson

AEW:

Hook

Wheeler Yuta

(maybe) Danhausen

theres probably more things i will write for but thats all that comes to mind atm

RULES:

I will write smut TO AN EXTENT ( no violence or harmful stuff, nothing to do with feet, piss knives, food, ice and especially not non-con/assult!!! etc and i will only do smut requests if i feel comfortable!! if you are unsure about anything shoot me a message and ill get back to you asap<3)

I will only fill out a request if i feel comfortable doing so

I only write for fem!reader

please choose a form for your request (one-shot, headcannons, scenarios etc)

You can send in prompts or ideas for fics

I will write requested AU’s

And i will answer question about characters (eg: Do you think Bakugou is the kind of person to buy flowers for his S/O?)

thats pretty much it!

if anyone’s interested in me actually starting to write lmk!!!

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like-rain-or-confetti · 2 years

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Victor Zsasz is NOT cold! (Victor Zsasz x Reader)

A lil’ baby fic.

A heat wave was approaching in the oncoming days. It came up in topic and you seized the opportunity to poke fun at your friend Victor. "It's fine, if it gets go warm we can all go to Zsasz's place! He's the life source of everything cold!" The moment you said it you took off running. His jaw dropped momentarily. "What are you trying to say huh!?" Victor stormed after you. "Do I look like Mister Freeze to you!?" He scowled before taking off into a run to chase you. "Go get 'em, Zsasz! Go get, em!" Roman smirked. "What are you trying to say!? I will prove to you I have a warm heart! I'll have you over one night and we can cuddle and do loving couple things because I have a warm heart so stop calling me cold! Fucking hard-ass bitch!" Just when he was gaining speed you picked up a plastic garden chair pointing its legs at him. You quickly abandoned that idea when Victor approached. "You really think a plastic chair is gonna save you!?" You two weren't even a couple but if you asked a select few that you knew you. They think you have a thing for each other and that you'd be the perfect couple. With a huff, Victor walked back to Roman's side. "You're lucky I love you, (Y/N)." Victor scowled.

#batman #batman villains #victor zsasz #reader #one shot #oneshot

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howl-fantasies · 1 year

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Good day! I dont know if your request are open but if they are,

Can I request a story where Ed and Victor constantly butt heads with each other for y/n's attention/affection while y/n in the background is just filming the whole thing with Oswald in her lap? I adore Riddler x y/n and Victor x y/n in your stories, but I wanna give Oswald some love too[:

Hello dear, thank you for your request! Of course you can!

Here it is. It takes place just after the Skyfall drabble and @flaysthings alternative end. Here are both if you want to read it:

SKYFALL

SKYFALL ALTERNATIVE END 1 by @flaysthings

Warning: profanities, Gotham universe: so twisted relationships, slight NSFW themes, English isn't my first language, sorry about it I'm working on it.

Word Count: 2.029

UNDIVIDED ATTENTION

"RED!" Screamed both voices at the same time, just before a deafening silence took its place in Cobblepot's living room.

"Correct." A feminine bored voice sighed from one on the couch. A camera hanging nonchalantly in her right hand. "But it wasn't too difficult to figure it out, I mean, I always wear something red... You just have to look at me or sleep with me to know it..."

"Now dear, don't sound so defeated, and please, don't bring your sexual life in this mess. I just wanted to make sure both idiots knew the most basic things about you before hardening our little game," Oswald's own bored voice said.

Currently perched on the woman's lap like he would on his throne, the king of Gotham threw the little card abhorring purple and black questions marks he was holding nonchalantly on the floor.

"Care to explain, again, why we are doing this stupid game while I could be outside beheading some dude who wronged you? And why do I have to film it all? " She asked, nodding politely when Cobblepot presented a cup of tea in front of her mouth.

A sign of his head encouraged her to let him help her drink the warm liquid. "Don't worry, it's not too hot, I made sure of it." He added, earning dirty glares from the two other men in the room. "To answer your question," continued Oswald when he was satisfied about the amount of tea she drunk.

"First, you're not ready to go on a french killing spree my dear. You were shot badly two days ago and still need to recover. A beheading would open your stitches again.

"Second, because we have to stop this stupid competition between your dear husband and... your...uh... other informal one? The camera is for other purposes, mainly for my own entertainment, later." His statement made her raise a brow. "Excuse me?"

"Don't try to complicate things, Oswald!" Spat Riddler between gritted teeth from his own couch. "I was the one who found Y/N bleeding in a shady alley. I was the one who started to stop the bleeding and make sure she wasn't freezing to death.

"So, logically speaking I had to be the one who transport her to Leslie's clinic." The man in green ranted while making frantic movements with both hands and arms.

"Logically speaking, it would have to be ME, her fucking HUSBAND, who should have held her, transported her and monitored her state during the operation. Not you, fucking nerd." Victor hissed as his hands were clenching the armchairs of his seat so hard the wood whined.

"Ah!" Ed scoffed. "Because you're a freaking surgeon now? So well versed into human anatomy you would have helped Lee when she asked someone to literally plunged both hands inside of Y/N ribs cage?!"

That was it. Victor's right hand rushed under his arm to grab his gun in his holster as he jumped out of his couch, Ed imitating him but seizing his brand new cane, ready to smash the electric part of it on the other man's face.

"Want me to show you the whole extent of my human anatomy knowledge, Nygma?" Threatened Zsasz with a numb voice. The kind of voice - with him - meaning you were now walking on thin ice. As thin as rice paper.

A kind of voice, which made Y/N zoom as much as she could to be able to capture the wrinkles just between the hitman's eyebrows. Now she started to have some twisted kind of fun.

Ed felt a cold drop of sweat licking his neck and back. He never liked Zsasz. Never. His mere presence was enough to make him cringe. But he wouldn't change what happened two days ago.

Y/N was barely alive and he was, with Leslie, her best chance to stay alive. He wouldn't lose her to contempt Victor's bruised ego. Out of the question. And he would never let go of a chance to be close to Gotham's no.2 assassin. Sorry not sorry.

"Gentlemen!" Screeched Oswald who hadn't moved from his cozy spot. "Let's not repeat the shooting contest, which took place in Lee's clinic. I'm not going to threaten you with a scalpel, but I swear to impale both of you on a freaking umbrella should you not stop THIS INSTANT!"

"You still owe me an explanation concerning this shooting by the way, " added Y/N's tired voice from under Cobblepot, who immediately turn around to scrutinize her.

"Nothing much to tell dear, just continue to film. Victor shot Ed's privates parts. Ed dodged and also tried to shoot his jewels and missed. End of the story. You're tired. Don't concern yourself with their stupid shenanigans." He cooed, just before turning on his spot again to glare at the two other men still facing each other with their gun and cane out.

"Stop it! Both of you! Y/N isn't feeling well enough to kick some sense into your thick heads." Yelled Cobblepot. Nygma and Zsasz didn't move for a good minute. Still killing each other visually. Slowly, both rose their weapon and finally put it back into their respective place.

"Good." Spat Oswald. "Now sit back. Let's resume our game." The little man clapped his hands once and leaned a bit in order to reach the deck of cards he had to put on the coffee table in front of him when Ed and Victor lost their calm.

Once again, Oswald shuffled the cards before clearing his throat. "Where were we? Ahem. Ah! Yes. I like this one. You're trap with Y/N in a burning building. All issues are condemned. You're doomed. But! She isn't panicking. Why?" He asked.

Zsasz and Ed sighed heavily.

"Cause she has a rocket launcher."

"Cause she was the one responsible for the arson and knows another way out."

Silence again. And the sound of squeaking armchairs from both seats occupied by Edward and Victor. "Well?" Asked Oswald, turning a bit to be able to catch Y/N's eyes.

The woman groaned loudly and let her back fall brutally against the seat back. "Oof! Fucking hell!" She cursed when white hot pain fused into her whole body. "Language!" Chastised Oswald automatically as he took the camera from her hands and put it delicately on the furniture in front of them.

He leaned back, and let her took a shaking breath to ease her pain. "So? Who's correct?" He pressed again.

Another Groan from her. "Fucking both." She said. "Victor is right, I would have a rocket launcher. And because of it, Ed is right too, I would know another way to get out.

" As he's also correct in his reasoning: if a building is burning to the ground and Firefly isn't in the middle of the flames, then the culprit would be me."

Now she was facepalming hard. "Look, it's not going anywhere. Plus it's embarrassing. We aren't organizing a huge lottery, and I'm not its fucking first price!"

"Absolutely. You're my wife. End of the story." Added Victor as he was throwing the cushion of his seat to Ed's face. Nygma yelled in outrage and smashed his left palm on the armrest.

"A wife you coaxed into the wedding! Screw you Zsasz! I am still working on finding a lawyer who would agree to send you divorce papers and I won't stop until finding them!" He shouted, also throwing his own cushion at the other man face, earning a petty middle finger from his opponent.

"Good luck with that one, nerd." The bald man said sadistically with one of his shit-eating grins.

As Oswald was opening his mouth to screech again a shot resonated in the living room, making Ed scream and jump on his seat and another made Victor pulls his legs up and cross them under him.

"What the hell Y/N?!" Yelled Edward as he was looking at the bullet hole a few millimeters from his left foot. "I saved your life!" He continued.

The woman nodded in an aggravated way. "Yeah, that's why I missed. Same for you, dearest." She added in a dangerous neutral tone. "Yeah, I figured it out myself. Since I know my wife well."

Another shot answered him, piercing the cushion just next to his ear. "Love you too", he mockingly purred earning the middle finger from her.

"I said no guns for you until you fully recovered Y/N!" Hissed Oswald as he grabbed the barrel of her weapon and pulled it out of her grasp. It joined the camera on the coffee table. "Where did you even hide it?! I asked Olga to search you before our meeting!"

The woman looked at him like a second head just popped next to his current one. "Did you think I was just happy to see you dear?" She taunted with a wolfish grin which made a blush explodes on Oswald's cheeks and neck. "It's not funny Y/N! Stop being lewd!" He yelled in a too high-pitched voice.

Her face lost her mischievous glee soon, though. Becoming all bored again. "Look. Everybody in this room knows about my favorite color, that my aka when I need one to work for someone is Persephone, and that I have a fucking tattoo on the back of my upper thigh, just under my fucking buttock.

"You all saw it two days ago. Gods, even Olga saw it and called me a whore in her natal babbling for it. So stop the questions Oswald. We're just wasting time and energy." She sighed while playing with a wild string on her own armchair.

Cobblepot gritted his teeth loudly. She was right, he knew. But it didn't solve their current issue. And he had enough of Ed and Victor constant head butting to gain her undivided attention like two little kids. "So, what do you suggest then? Because it has to STOP!"

The only woman in the room shrugged. "Not my problem. I'm not their mom", She spat before leaning a bit to be able to see them, despite Oswald still perched on her thighs .

"You're fucking grown men, act like it guys. I don't know, kill each other or something. Again. Your rivalry isn't my fucking problem." She said.

"Victor is my husband. I have made my peace with it a long time ago, Ed. And it's convenient. And he's terrific it in bed." The hitwoman added making Ed cringed in disgust and Victor beam like the sun. But his smile was quickly ripped off his face when his dear wife continued.

"And Ed is one of my most precious frenemy in town. Always was and always will, Victor. I love his stupid wit. His riddles amuse me beyond measure, his awkwardness too. It's just too cute", She added.

Oswald felt two hands grab him under his arms and lift him up from his sitting position on her lap. His feet gently found the ground, and he turned to be able to see Y/N also on her feet, dusting her leather suit. Her little scolding had the merit to let Edward and Victor froze on the spot.

Their three gazes were now on her, scrutinizing her moves like birds of prey. They followed her when she walked across the immense room and when she brutally stopped in front of the open double doors. "I'll not divorce my husband. Ed. Good old bitch me is way too loyal for that." She muttered.

"But I'll gladly sleep with Ed or start any romance he might want, Victor, should you ever betray me again like you did with Sofia." She added with a devious smirk.

Chaos. That's what she created when the three men's voices started to shout in perfect sync. Absolute chaos, in where she only was able to hear her own name being called, as well as a "Don't touch my camera you brutes!"

She also had enough, though. And did what she was best known for: living the total crazy mess she actively created without a glance back but a way too large smile on her sadistic face. Like she just told Ed, she was a bitch. And didn't have any problem with acting like one.

A/N - I hope you liked it dear! Have a beautiful day/night and take care!

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samantha-rae-velcher · 2 years

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How Gotham villains react to their s/o getting shot

Oswald Cobblepot

Victor Zsasz

Butch Gilzean

Eduardo Dorrance

Salvatore Maroni

Translation: Sul doppio - on the double, Tesoro - sweetheart

Oswald

Y/n was laying in the grass, blood running down her side. Oswald came running down the hill four guards behind him, he fell to his knees beside her and pulled her close.

"Who did this to you, my dear?" He whispered.

Y/n could barely speak, the pain was too much. She shook her head and gripped one of his lapels.

"I-I didn't see the face....but I think they worked for Fish Mooney."

Oswald went hot and cold at the very sound of her name, he would make her suffer for this. Nobody does this to his woman and lives.

"Gabe! Bring Y/n back up to the house. I need to make a visit to an old friend."

Victor Zsasz

Y/n and Zsasz are walking down the road in the rain, it's dark outside and cold. Zsasz hears a gun shot quite close to them, he turned in the direction of the sound when Y/n barely whispers his name.

"V-Victor..."

He spun around and caught her in his arms before she could hit the ground, Victor pressed his hand into her wound and rested his forehead on hers.

"You'll be alright, don't worry...I'll get you home."

Y/n's vision went black and her body felt cold...

Victor gently dabbed a warm washcloth on her forehead while rubbing her arm.

"Victor?" She asked as she opened her eyes, he smiled and connected his lips with hers.

"I won't rest until I find who did this." He whispered.

Butch Gilzean

"Woah woah woah!" Butch yelled as Y/n and him raised their hands.

"Nobody has to get hurt here!" Y/n said.

The man in black pointed a gun at her and pulled the trigger, she fell to the floor and gasped.

"You son of a bitch!" Butch yelled.

"Don't fuckin move!" The man in black pointed the gun at him. "Now you'll sit there and watch her die!"

Butch charged at him and knocked his ass out, he picked y/n up and laid her out onto the couch.

"Y/n, stay with me baby. Come on it'll be okay....I'll get you some help."

Butch ran to get Mooney and the nearest physician he could find, when he came back he stayed by her side and stared daggers at the physician.

Eduardo Dorrance

Y/n was sitting on the floor, back against the wall when Eddie came running in.

"Y/n!?" He called out. He stopped when he saw her. Y/n was bleeding from her shoulder and obviously about to pass out.

Eduardo could hear footsteps enter the room from the one adjacent to it. Y/n let out a quiet cough and Eddie knelt down next to her making sure she was alright.

"Y/n? Stay with me..."

"I doubt she'll live for very much longer." A man's voice said as he stepped into the light.

Eddie slowly reached for the gun strapped to his thigh, making sure the man in front of him couldn't see.

"Who the hell are you?"

"I am Nathaniel Barnes! I'm sure you've heard of me."

Eddie nodded..

"Yeah I've heard of you, formally Captain of the GCPD. Turned psychopath, tried to kill Jim Gordon. Now you go after a defenseless woman? In her own home, I can see you're still a sick bastard."

Eddie stood and quickly pointed his gun at Barnes, pulling the trigger and shooting him in the gut.

He pulled out his phone and dialed Jim's number, when he picked up Eddie didn't give him a chance to say "Hello".

"Jim! Barnes shot Y/n and I need an ambulance immediately! Why don't you and Harvey get down here and take this son of a bitch in?"

Eduardo hung up and knelt back down next to Y/n, he tucked her hair behind her ear and smiled at her.

"You'll be alright, Gorgeous. They'll be here soon, you just gotta stay awake."

Salvatore Maroni

The Irish man held a gun to Y/n's head as Maroni's men circled him.

"I'll kill her, Sal."

Maroni looked livid, this mooch had a gun to HIS girl, in HIS bar. And the man thought he was gonna escape with his life?

"You shoot her, you'll never make it out that door." He said.

The Irishman laughed and pressed the gun to her back, pulling the trigger.

Y/n's eyes when wide, she could feel the hot liquid run down her back.

"S-Sal...I." She stuttered and fell to the floor.

The man pointed the gun at Salvatore and fired, the gun didn't shoot, it only jammed.

Maroni smiled and motioned for his men to grab him, Sal pickled her up and took her to the back and laid her down on the soft couch.

"Franky!" He yelled. "Get me a doctor, sul doppio!

Tears ran down y/n's face, she let out a quiet sob and rapped her arms around his neck.

"Shh shh shh. Don't cry, Tesoro. I'm not going anywhere, I'm staying right here with you."

THE END ❤️

(I hope you liked it. It's not my best work, but I've had covid for a while and haven't been in the right mindset to write stories. But I just decided to make this because I enjoy making Gotham villain headcanons.)

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amomentsescape · 5 months

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Victor Saving Your Life (First Meeting)

Victor Zsasz x Reader

A/N: I'm surprisingly not starting off with one of the twins for my Gotham writings. I just felt like Victor never gets enough love, and that needs to change.

Victor doesn't really "save" lives

He takes them

But he supposed you were an exception to this

It's not like he's been watching you for the past few weeks or anything

He couldn't help it, he would argue

Your beauty was unmatched of course, but the way you smiled at strangers or held your hand out for the stray animals around the city made Victor feel warm

It was nearly impossible to find genuine kindness in a place like this

And although "kind" is the last word Victor would ever use to describe himself, he loved seeing it in you

With that being said, he had no real intentions of ever talking to you

He figured you'd either run away screaming, or you'd just pretend to be nice due to outright fear

So he had convinced himself it was better this way

Until today, that is

He watched you walk to the nearby store like you always did on a Sunday

It just so happened that Victor's target also frequented this area, so he got to kill two birds with one stone this way

But he was pulled out of his train of thought when he saw someone running up behind you

They were armed

Victor had just one second to decide whether he should save you and blow his cover, or let nature take its course

For some odd reason, his heart won

You just caught glimpse of the man running towards you before he slammed to the ground, blood spewing from a hole in his head

You could feel your heart race at the realization that the man had been coming after you

You quickly shook off the fear and began to frantically look around, wondering if someone was going to play target practice with your body next

However, no other shot came, and your eyes finally found a figure standing on a tall building

All it took was a quick glance to realize who it was

One of Gotham's most infamous assassins

You froze at this, not knowing if you should run or thank him

He didn't let you figure it out though

With a little wiggle of his fingers and a small smile, Victor disappeared from the roof

You couldn't do anything else but stand there in disbelief

Why did he save me? You wondered

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oswaldcobblepotssugardaddy · 2 years

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Jerome Valeska, Victor Zsasz, and Jervis Tetch with a male!crossdresser!reader

Jerome Valeska

Jerome thinks it’s hot

Some people judge you, but Jerome doesn’t really see why

He says as long as it looks good on you he doesn’t have a problem.

While you guys are together, he buys you a dress that says J on the back.

You guys live together, and whenever you do your makeup, he sits on the counter and asks what everything is.

HE ASKS YOU TO DO HIS MAKEUP

it’s kinda hard with his face but you do it anyway

When you guys first met he asked you if you were a drag queen

If anyone starts bothering you about it, Jerome just comes up and says “Is there a problem here?” then they just run away.

He always calls you hot or sexy

if you’re ever sad, he goes in your closet and matches outfits with you, then takes you out on a date

He’s never embarrassed to be around you, Jerome honestly doesn’t care about your looks, but he does think you’re hot.

Victor Zsasz

He saw you while he was on a mission.

Thought you were pretty brave for being a guy wearing feminine clothes in a place like Gotham.

Once he killed the person he was sent to kill, he rushed over to you.

Victor just gave you his number, winked, and left.

He picked up the phone as soon as you called and asked you on a date.

You said yes (obviously)

You guys started talking on the date then just kinda started a relationship from there.

After dating him, nobody has messed with you.

Some random guy comes up to you and says “What are you, gay??” Shot immediately. (I mean if you’re dating Victor technically you are gay but whatever)

That just continues until you’re treated like a normal person.

Victor is not ashamed of being seen around you, because why would he?

He would never admit it, but he thinks you’re adorable

HE TAKES YOU SHOPPING WHENEVER SOMETHING GOOD HAPPENS

It’s your birthday? Shopping. You got promoted? Shopping. You paid bills? Shopping.

Yeah

Victor just wants to know what you like so he can buy you stuff himself

If someone makes fun of you guys while you both are out somewhere

They get yelled at before they get murdered

It’s mostly just Victor saying “What did you just say about him?” Before shooting the person like 7 times.

Victor has to go on missions a lot, so he spoils you a lot to make sure you know he loves you :)

Jervis Tetch

HE LOVES IT SO MUCH

Jervis didn’t expect his Alice to be a man, but whatever.

You caught his eye one day when you were out with your friends and you had a blue dress.

Thats when he knew he was in love.

He followed you home and put a rose outside your door with a note telling you where he was.

When you got there, there was a tea party set up at his house.

Jervis gave you a box, and when you opened it, there was a dress identical to Alice’s.

(I’m going off the Disney movie whenever I make any reference to Alice or anything related to that)

YOU HAVE AN ENTIRE ALICE IN WONDERLAND RELATED OUTFIT NOW

Mushroom earrings, the Alice dress, a mad hatter hat, a necklace with a card of hearts (is that right lmao) and a bracelet with a rabbit charm

He draws little teacups on your face when you’re doing your makeup

(Sorry im always doing domestic Jervis LMAOOOOO)

Jervis couldn’t care less that you were a man, all he cares about is that you’re his Alice and he’s your Mad Hatter.

Don’t ask why Jerome’s was so short

Request

Tags: @jervis-tetch-my-beloved @gotham-swag @mazoga-the-dork and one more it won’t let me tag

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