#victorian child

[fuckdanhowell]

my heart rate has been 200bpm for 2 hours straight and now i remembered that this is phil's 15th birthday with dan . This is the end for me

#gootbye #victorian child #dan and phil

[technicallyclassyperfection]

Sophia Rapata

#art #digital art #aesthetic #dark fantasy #dark art #dark aesthetic #dark academia #dark romance #dark literature #dark love #gothic clothing #gothic girl #gothic lolita #gothic aesthetic #gothic art #gothic architecture #gothic americana #gothic #victorian child #victorian clothing #baroque art #baroque style #gloomy #spooky #spooky aesthetic #spooky art #dark femininity #dark gothic

[sudzymactavish]

König eats a Taki and fucking dies

This is a crack fic so it's not serious. Also I'm sleep deprived so not proof read

TW: goofy fic, but does mention death and murder, smuggling, crimes.

You and König were good friends on the KorTac base. You had been on many missions together, endured pain and suffering as one. You both were almost siblings.

And with siblings..they do pranks. Lots of them.

You had managed to smuggle in a bag of Takis. Not a big bag, like you had hoped, but enough for a little snack.

As you sat down, ready to eat your chips, you noticed königs food... yikes. It looked like straight slop from a pig trough. You felt bad. Maybe you could share your little bag.

"Hey könig. Want some?" You'd ask, walking to his side of the table and sitting close to him. He smiled when you walked over, welcoming you. Hello [name]. He looked down at the bag, curiosity appearing in his stare. What's zhat? you put one into his hand. "It's a Taki. You should try it." You giggled, watching his mask lift and him eating the chip....

And his eyes blew wide. Incoherent babbling of broken German spewed out of his mouth, trying to chug some of your water that you had, but that didn't help. Seconds later, he was on the floor.

König had killed people his size and possibly bigger than him with ease. He had crafted masterful plans to defeat powerful crime organizations, but he was beaten by a Taki. 😞 😔

What even is this 😭

#cod modern warfare #cod #konig cod #konig x reader #konig call of duty #konig mw2 #victorian child #sudzyswritings

[blorbo-adoption-poll]

Adoption poll preliminary match 8

victorian child (the “This would kill a Victorian child” meme)

Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist)

Shilo Bathroy (Just Roll With It)

Only two can move on!

Propaganda under the cut

victorian child Propaganda

everybody keeps thinking of substances or experiences that would kill them and as a historian I am very concerned. I'm going to adopt the victorian child and make sure they have 3 good meals a day, nice colourful clothes and never have to work in a factory.

Edward Elric (Fullmetal Alchemist) Propaganda

Feral child left to take care of himself and his brother at a young age. Cannot stop uncovering government corruption

Shilo Bathroy (Just Roll With It) Propaganda

HE JUST LOOKS LIKE A LITTLE WET CAT YOUD FIND ON THE STREET AND BE INCLINED TO ADOPT he has no dad and a super evil vampire mom, no friends, he seriously just needs to be wrapped up in a warm blanket and told he “did a good job today, champ”

Pollrunner note: it took me an hour to find anything about this character because google wasn’t showing me anything. Turns out he’s from a series that had released its first episode like the day he was submitted. “Just roll with it: the suckening” an actual play vampire the masquerade series on YouTube. I watched the first episode and it’s very good.

#adoption poll #tournament poll #victorian child #edward elric #full metal alchemist #shilo bathory #just roll with it #the suckening

[ineffablehubbys]

He looks like a frail Victorian child who does not know the meaning of the word protein

#david tennant #good omens #victorian child #Crowley

[stephaniesblogxx]

if a victorian child ever saw a sephora kid they’d have an aneurysm

#my thoughts #sephora kids #victorian child #girlcore #girlhood #hell is a teenage girl #girlblogging #girl blog #girl blogger #tumblr girls #coquette #hollywood #for the girls #i’m just a girl #just girly thoughts #just girly posts

[silver-horse]

it's been 2 years since grymforge was added to bg3 but every time I post something about Nere here on tumblr or on youtube, people still comment "wait what? I had no idea you can save this guy" and "how do you get this option?" and I explain step by step every time. I guess this is protecting a blorbo since day 1 lmao your online guide for keeping the victorian child alive against all odds

#Protecting a blorbo but not in the sense that you get into fandom bs fights. it's just people asking “heh what? he can live?” and I explain #it's been 2 years since he was added to the game and people don't even notice they can keep him alive 😭 #they don't know they don't need to kill him to save the gnomes and they don't know he can leave the absolute #everything in the game wants to kill him #to the rescue! helping people save blorbo since day 1 #Bg3 mine #Nere #My post #My posts #bg3 #about me #baldur's gate 3 #funny #text post #victorian child #textposts #grymforge

[midnights-dragon]

i’m pretty sure that 95% of what comes out of my mouth would kill a victorian child

#skrrt skrrt #tumblr shitpost #shitpost #rambles #funny #victorian child #cats

[rosenightmares]

My typical day

#Cats #Meme #victorian child

[pitzki]

*COUGH COUGH*

Sorry missus, I've been plagued with this comsumption for o'er three years now..

There lit'l joy in a live spent bed'riden yep.

There would be only one great joy in my life. That would be a boop madam.

If one of your people could just get me a boop, that would be splendid.

*COUGH COUGH*

#boop #boopmaxxing #Give this child a boop #he is dying he needs a boop #make a boop #april fool's day #april fools #consumption #victorian child #illness #sickly victorian child core #by jove a boop would be amazing

[theparttimemisanthrope]

This would instantly kill a Victorian child

#head massager #Victorian child

[ladycatashtrophe]

I'm in a course that covers American literature and history during the 1800s (19th century) and here in 'Murica, this upcoming Monday is Presidents' Day, meaning that I as an American college student have no classes tomorrow.

I'm currently reading The Scarlet Letter for class and all I can hear is Hawthorne weeping in his grave.

#english literature #american literature #creative writing #nathaniel hawthorne #the scarlet letter #chaotic academia #dark academia #gothic academia #light academia #victorian #19th century #victorian child #victorian era #gothic literature #murica #hawthorne #english student #english major #writing major

[count-horror-xx]

My immune system: EXTREME👹 HARDCORE 💪 INVINCIBLE 🦅 UNBREAKABLE ‼️‼️

Some twat at my job: *coughs a foot away from me*

*becomes a Victorian child asking to see the garden one last time*

#i literally didn't get covid when both of my parents while being in the same tiny ass apartment 😭 #but some toddler at my job apparently can destroy me #im on my period too go fucking figure 😒 #sickness #i feel sick #sick #kill me #claires #trans #transgender #gay #lgbtq #trans rights #trans man #trans masc #vampire #goth #victorian child core #victorian child

[numerolock]

I know it's not really a debate anymore but every time I remember those posts about how "victorian children wouldn't survive x", "victorian children would be decimated by y" I also remember that victorian children drank morphine, cannabis, alcohol, chloroform and called it cough syrup. If we ever met a victorian child I think we should be the ones to be fucking scared.

#victorian children #I don't even know how to tag this #victorian era #victorian child

[sun-bl3ach3d-fli3s]

"victorian child couldn't handle this, couldn't handle that" a victorian child could drain a disposable vape in half an hour thank you for your time

#victorian child

[thelogicofthetrance]

just wanted to share my mood for this weekend: victorian sulky child

#the essex serpent #victorian #victorian child #bookworm #reading #logicofthetrance #books in movies #books #book memes