#video game logic

[i-drop-level-one-loot]

Hun something else I want to ask is if you would do a hybrid dragon Yan..? Forgot to mention it in the last ask because I forget ideas a lot <3

-from the one anon who said to use 3 names you like :)!

P.s I’ll probably refer to myself as this forever now hun

I'm sorry this took so long!! Here it is:

CW: mild violence, video game logic

Yandere!Dragon x GN!Reader

The winds in the mountains were cold enough to slice open skin and leave blisters.

Traveling up towards the sky was (Reader), a warrior known throughout the lands for their incredible feats, climbing up the snowy pass towards the dark splotch on their map.

The dragon's lair.

Only human in appearance, (Reader) had slaughtered almost every type of monster and fiend in the continent, sending fear through all living beings. They were rumored to be immortal, since they seemed to be capable of recovering from any wound they received, no matter how critical. Whatever life threatening hit they took, and no matter how certain their death seemed to be, (Reader) would only black out, waking a few hours later. A warrior without a past, without a home, who only lived to kill.

Slaying a dragon would be the last creature on the killer's list, having already defeated deities and apocalypse level threats. It wasn't that a dragon would be harder than killing a god; they just hadn't gotten around to it.

In the grand scheme of life, dragon slaying would be a side quest.

(Reader) doubted that the battle would be difficult in any sort of sense; aside from their incredible physical attributes they also had legendary gear such as "the Ring of Absolution" which was forged from the tears of a Golden Warrior. That ring alone made it impossible for enemies to block their attacks or use "break out" to parry.

Upon finding the cave and entering recklessly, (Reader) wished that someone had told them sooner:

That "when you're at the top, the only place to go is down.."

A blast of fire knocked their helmet off their head as the heat pushed them back. Shocked (and a little excited) the warrior raised their vampiric sword. Inside the cave, a giant red and golden dragon sat posed, muscles tense and eyeing the invader with intrigue.

"Who are you, to enter my home?" His deep voice sounded more confused than offended. And when (Reader) pointed their weapon at him in response, he chuckled. "Adorable little human, if you wish to live a long life, leave this cave now, and I shall spare you."

(Reader) shouted, igniting a glowing light around their body, then lunged, slashing at the beast.

To the dragon's surprise it hurt.

"Foul little thing!" He snarled, attempting to blast the human with another bolt of flames (this time not as a warning) but the fighter rolled out of the way, effectively dodging the attack. (Reader) thrust again, angering the dragon when he found that he could not block the sword, the blade passing his harder scales and hitting his soft flesh despite his guarding.

Amidst the rage and frustration a new emotion began forming within the centuries young being; respect.

There were no dragons he wished to associate with, there were no creatures that approached him of their own free will. He was alone. For a very, very long time. For he was not just a dragon..

He was Targov the Malicious.

A dragon of legend, ender of nations, killer of kings..

And his health was slowly being chipped away by the steel of a mortal.

(Reader) did not know who the dragon was, only that this was the closest location for a dragon nest.

"Small human.. I have a proposition for you."

The warrior paused, tilting their head as they waited for the dragon to continue.

"You have impressed me, and you have earned my admiration. So I offer you a chance at life eternal: become my mate, and ascend to a higher state of being.

You shall never want nor need for anything. I will be your willing servant for all of eternity."

It wasn't the first proposal (Reader) had received, yet it was certainly the first from a beast. They stepped back a fraction as though his words caused them to stumble. His request sounded so genuine that it almost killed their blood lust.

Almost.

Disappointment and betrayal filled the dragon's eyes as (Reader) suddenly threw their sword like a spear, lodging it into Targov's chest, a feather's distance shy of his heart. But even that only further fueled the growing need he had for the mortal. And the obvious solution to the warrior's resistance was to make the choice easier for them.

Targov flew forward, but instead of attacking like (Reader) had predicted, he grappled the human in his talons and continued faster, propelling them both out of the cave and into the sky as he built speed.

The wind jostled the surprised human about like a rag doll as they rose higher into the atmosphere. Their ears popped painfully, but they could still hear the roaring laughter of the dragon.

"HA! Now what do you say, human?! Shall you be mine? Or shall I drop you?!" He held the adventurer loosely by the fabric visible under their armor in an attempt to frighten them. But what he saw next made his heart falter.

His eyes widened as (Reader) smiled triumphantly, raising a dagger while maintaining eye contact, and sliced off the part of their outfit Targov held onto, willingly allowing themselves to fall.

It was just a fall.

Yeah, it would hurt. It would hurt like a son of a bitch, but (Reader) knew they wouldn't die. They never did.

However, their near immortality was something that Targov didn't know about.

Before his emotions could fully form into separate feelings, Targov dove, recatching the little human, now with a more secure grip, and flew back to his home, his heart beating a billion beats per second once it restarted.

(Reader) was thrown to the floor by the dragon seconds before being blinded by a bright flash. The dragon was consumed in a bright white glow that illuminated the cave, morphing into a more human appearance, with deep golden skin and red hair. His horns and claws still remained, but as (Reader) could see clearly from his lack of clothes, was now mostly human. He charged towards (Reader), face twisted in his confusing mix of emotions. Anger, shock, hurt, feelings his adrenaline wouldn't give him time to categorize as he closed in on the confused human.

He hoisted (Reader) up by their neck.

"You'd really rather die than be mine?!" The enraged dragon screamed.

Struggling to breathe, the warrior grabbed one of his scaly hands while trying to smack his face with their dominant hand.

The glint of their ring caught Targov's attention, who recognized it instantly. He had been alive for a very long time, and killed many a god during his rebellious years. Sharp teeth sunk into (Reader's) fingers, the dragon biting their hand lightly, suddenly, earning a shocked cry from the struggling human. Targov dropped (Reader), pulling the ring off their finger with his fangs as he did so.

The warrior didn't notice their missing ring until they regained their composure and attempted to attack the humanoid dragon, who blocked their attack perfectly fine.

Targov wore the ring on his smallest claw.

"I see I was right about you.." His deep voice chuckled, but (Reader) couldn't tell if it was out of amusement or fury. "A fellow God killer.. who better suited to be my mate?"

He grabbed (Reader's) wrist, and despite it's low speed, the ring prevented (Reader) from dodging.

"Welcome home, my mate."

"Even if I have to break you, I will have you. And you will learn to love me."

#sorry this took so long #ive been so busy #yandere #yandere x reader #yandere dragon #yandere dragon x reader #gn reader #video game logic #short drabble #dragon hybrid #dragon x reader

[mad-lad-1667]

Silent Hill logic means you can beat a Lovecraftian horror into submission with a steel pipe.

#silent hill #silent hill 3 #heather mason #video game logic

[heyzebulon]

#video game logic #its bears #bears will fuck you up #skyrim #I have slain a thousand dragons #but a bear scares me #red dead redemption 2 #elden ring #hotline miami #gaming #rpg #dragon age #horizon zero dawn #horizon forbidden west #lara croft #god of war

[amarithecat]

How did Ulysses send the Courier a message on their Pipboy? What did he use and HOW did he find THEIRS specifically?

How did he repeatedly hack ED-E? What does he use to speak through ED-E? My initial thought was that he did everything from his temple, but no he follows Six throughout Lonesome Road so HOW does he do it?

Where does the paint come from?

Did this motherfucker walk the entirety of the Divide just to leave ominous messages and markings for the Courier? Hell he walks it TWICE to keep an eye on them.

Why did he make a pre-planned loot crate for them?

I realize this is the same game with functioning rockets and an entire DLC filled with improbable sci-fi nonsense. Notwithstanding the blatant video game logic™ of everything the Courier can do, I STILL have questions.

#the character of all time #i like Ulysses but not in a love and care kinda way #in a fucked up science experiment i want to dissect kinda way #fallout ulysses #fallout nv #fallout new vegas #new vegas #fallout #fnv courier #fnv ulysses #ED-E #lonesome road #courier 6 #courier six #video game #video game logic #fnv #text #text post #AMERICA EXPLAIN

[yoan-le-grall]

#video #sound #cartoon #drawn together #captain hero #foxxy love #princess clara #good bye #cruel world #video game logic #video games #lol #wtf #lmafo #im dying 🤣🤣🤣 #take a while #xandir

[apeildotnet]

after several hours of struggling with executive dysfunction preventing me from making myself food, i finally made and ate a grilled cheese bc while dozing off i was hit the thought, "i need to appease the skeleton" like some sort of video game alert that, deep down, i knew i had to attend to

#also when i say 'the skeleton' this isnt referring to my skeleton but rather some entity that needed to be appeased #the skeleton was appeased #executive dysfunction #video game logic #the skeleton appears

[the-tutorial]

Tip:

You can crouch! Doing so will make you completely invisible (for some reason)!

#exclamation point pfp rpg blog cinematic universe #epprbcu #!cu #punctuationverse #eppfprpg #tutorial tips #Exclamania #crouching #Video game logic #Tutorial #Video games

[etack]

Spyro NPCs be like:

Thank you Spyro! You saved our village from total annihilation! Here's a piece of junk I found.

That piece of junk is an ancient artifact of unmatched power.

#spyro the dragon #gaming #video game logic

[aloeverawyvren]

Alchemy irl: mix random stuff together and hope you make gold or something

Skyrim alchemy: literally the wildest shit you could possibly find and just randomly taste it

Oblivion alchemy: lol make a cheese sandwich and get a potion maybe try some zombie flesh? Lmao

#Alchemy #Skyrim #tes #oblivion #tes v skyrim #elder scrolls #video game logic #Meme #skyrim memes

[yesiplaygamez]

when a Character gets hurt falling over

Character:

also Character 2 seconds later

#video game #games #gaming #video game character #video game meme #video game logic #game logic #meme #dumb post #yesiplaygamez

[vanityeden]

Construction sites are out here begging me to infiltrate them.

#far cry 5 #deputy instincts #far cry five #video games #video game logic

[thisbluelew]

Sometimes in videogames, skeletons will be beat up then fall on the ground into a pile of bones. The pile of bones will twitch like 3 times and the bones will arrange themselves back into a skeleton at full health.

I bet that feels amazing!

I wish I could do that!

#skeletons #video game logic

[phoenixiancrystallist]

Had a dream last night where Sephiroth decided to try to take over Eos for Jenova and the Chocobros and I fought him off through the power of friendship and fashion, by which I mean we taught him how to design clothing and he opened up a fashion line.

Since the Sephiroth threat was neutralized my dream apparently needed SOMETHING to throw at us so it combined the worms from Tremors with the ones from Dune, gave them armor and face lasers, and we had to fight them. And it was very generic video game fare from there.

We beat the worms; they had health bars, the biggest worms with the face lasers had like no HP but you had to hit them between the armor plates and they wiggled a lot so it was almost impossible and the lasers one-shot you to death. One of them got Noct and I had to give him CPR, which worked because video game logic (I don't think CPR helps a whole lot with being dead because of worm lasers).

The dream ended with a credits sequence that was me wandering though the fashion boutique Sephiroth started and saying hi to everyone who was helping him out, which included FF7 Biggs and Wedge, Ignis, the shopkeeper ladies from FFXV, and Donald Duck, who was bitching that the in the movie adaptation of the whole thing he's being played by Daffy Duck.

...

Donald wasn't even there.

That said Sephiroth in the Gerudo Voe outfit from Breath of the Wild is a look and if I remember later I might have to draw it

#bobbi's being weird again #dreams #fashion #video game logic #dream logic #sephiroth #noctis lucis caelum #ignis scientia #biggs and wedge #donald duck #I THINK Vincent and Zack were in there somewhere? #and I'm pretty sure Aerith helped Seph model his new fashion line

[random-thought-archive]

Ah…well I’m sure he’ll be fine

#marvel’s spider man 2 #spiderman #superior spider man #meme #video game logic #he’s definitely alive

[quilavabucket]

john wick universe rules are that no one takes more than half a heart of fall damage and regen from fall damage is insanely fast, so you'll only die if youre only on half a heart when you fall

#john wick #i watched so many people fall so hard #my toes still havent unclenched #chirps #video game logic #cough limlife tango would die in john wick cough

[beloveddawn-blog]

New Friends

Zelda’s head snapped around as she heard the telltale hum of the teleportation pad lighting up. “Ooh, that’ll be Mipha! I hope she has some more information on Astor for us!”

Link nodded, moving to stand next to her. He was vibrating slightly, but that wasn’t unusual. Mipha was his very best friend, and he was always delighted to see her.

“Wonderful!” Crowed Sidon, coming up to flank her on the other side. Impa stepped close, but didn’t try to push past the two males waiting with bated breath for one of their Very Important Persons to arrive.

The swirling blue lights took form. The small, slender one in front was expected, and easily identified by her trident. The hulking form, almost three times her height, behind her though…

“What.” Impa stated, “Is that.” It should have been a question, but there was no inflection in her tone. No one answered, all too busy staring at the form of their mortal enemy, standing quietly behind Mipha and delicately holding the shoulder of her Champion’s sash a bit like a leash. The question was, who was leading who?

Mipha was the one to break it, when the silence became even heavier. “Uh, well, this is Ganon. I’m sure you all recognize him. Astor was down by Fort Hateno, as we guessed. He summoned his shades and summoned Harbringer Ganon and in the end, when I thought it was over, the shards of his evil summoned Calamity Ganon. We fought, and I was triumphant, and I guess I… Impressed him? He repented and has been following me around docilely ever since.”

The quiet fell again, but this time it was Link to shatter the moment. He took a couple of steps forward, bringing him even with Mipha. He stared up at Ganon, who stooped down to stare back. Link tilted his head in Mipha’s direction, Ganon answered with a shrug, and then Link broke into a smile and gestured Ganon forward, turning as he did to return to the campfire himself. Ganon glanced towards Mipha, obviously confused, but she shooed him after like a parent urging on a shy toddler. With similar hesitance, he obeyed.

“My dear sister, you never fail to amaze me,” Sidon whooped, swooping in to catch Mipha in a hug. “I am so pleased you have returned safely. I shall go help your guest settle in, but please do join us for food and fellowship as and when you may, as we are all very interested in hearing your tales of adventure.” With that he released his sister, letting her drop slightly to the ground, before hurrying over to join the other two at the campfire, just in time to receive his own bowl of Link’s signature carrot soup. Ganon obviously couldn’t handle regular cutlery, but Link had handed off the whole cookpot along with the ladle, and was patiently showing Ganon how to use them.

Zelda blinked at them, utterly baffled.

*

King Rhoam had been hearing some unsettling rumours. Rumours that their Great Enemy was now in their own camp. Rumours that he had been welcomed like a friend. Rumours that would sound totally preposterous… If not for his knowledge that his daughter had a kind and forgiving heart, and that she believed the best in everyone. Rumours that would sound like a lie, if he hadn’t shared bread himself with Master Kogha of the Yiga Clan just the previous morning, before he left on his own mission.

Still. Master Kogha was one thing. For all he was a sneaky, weasley excuse for a Hylian, Hylian he was. He had been bought, as people are, and betrayed, as people are, and had sought vengeance for his own, as people do. All of his motivations and actions were the same as the members of the court, though on a larger scale. It was one thing to take in a reformed person, who was still not entirely trustworthy but they knew hated Astor, and hated him personally, more than he ever did them, but another entirely to offer comradeship to a complete monster…

He blinked as he rounded the corner. It was what he had been told, but also so much worse. Ganon was sitting at the campfire with a group of their leaders. A group that included even his daughter, who had the sense to look slightly uneasy. She was off to the side, sitting at a folding table often used to plan strategy. Impa was placed directly between her and Ganon, her hand resting on her sword hilt. Urbosa and Daruk flanked Zelda, obviously there for her safety. It was a familiar sight, except for the lack of one particular body…

Who was sitting cross-legged on the ground in casual clothes, holding some cards. His sword was still slung across his back and his shield was in easy reach, but he was clearly not on guard in the slightest. Across from the young knight was the unmistakable form of their ancient enemy, dark magic swirling around him… And Mipha, perched on his knee and obviously helping him hold his cards. Rounding out their set was Terrako, his cards as usual face down before him while he played from memory, and Riju, leaning casually back against Patricia (who kept casually stretching sideways towards Link, arguably looking to be pet but in reality totally trying to check out his hand). Sidon scuttled around, enthusiastically fetching snacks and refilling drinks. Teba was nearby, carefully checking the fletching on his arrows.

It was that that truly brought the King up short. Teba was obviously missing his own young son desperately, and Riju had lost her only parent less than a year before. The bond they shared was strong, and true, and beautiful. It was not about replacement, but rather about respect and commiseration and help. Teba was fiercely protective of the young lady, often preventing her from taking on missions or going on side quests without adequate backup, and yet here he was, casually letting her play cards with the physical manifestation of hatred and malice!

Mipha was softly coaxing Ganon into something while the others waited. After a short moment of struggle, a heavy, echoing, hollow voice hissed out, “Fiiiiiiiishhhhh.” Link’s face scrunched up in annoyance, and he shot a glare at the little automaton sitting next to him. Terrako bristled with indignation, letting out a disbelieving whistle. Riju laughed.

“If you don’t want him to suspect you of hoarding fives, try not cheating,” she advised. “Ganon has given us no reason to suspect him, plus he’s got Mipha helping him and she is beyond reproach. I’m with Link. I think you lied about the fives.”

Terrako squeaked sadly, turning to Zelda for affirmation. She smiled at her small friend consolingly. “I am afraid I cannot help you here. I trust you with my life, my people, and my friends, but not when it comes to cards. You have a reputation for a reason.”

King Rhoam made his way over to Teba, who glanced up and gave him a nod in greeting. “What has happened?” He asked, going straight for the heart.

“Mipha went hunting Astor and came back with Ganon, who is apparently on our side now.”

“And… you are okay with this? He is sitting by Riju.”

“Link is the definition of ‘hit first, ask questions later’, and I trust him completely. He’s a reckless halfwit like most adolescents across any species, but his instincts are spot on and his dedication is unparalleled. If he’s not hitting things, then there is nothing to hit.” Teba went back to his arrows, and King Rhoam turned to Link.

For all he was a quiet and awkward young man, he knew how to read a situation. He knew the question being asked in the King’s posture, and he knew he would answer, crowd or not. “As Teba trusts me,” He began, giving a deep nod to his friend, “I trust Mipha. She would never bring him back if there was even the slightest chance he would turn on us.”

It was hard to tell, what with her natural red colouring, but he would swear Mipha blushed at that.

“He is still the physical manifestation of hatred.” King Rhoam insisted, not willing to let it go yet.

But Link wasn’t prepared to let it go either. As shy as he could be, he would always step up in defence of Mipha. Physically for all his friends, but for Mipha even verbally. “And she’s Mipha. Everyone likes Mipha! Revali likes Mipha!”

“Hey!” That sharp interjection brought all eyes up to where Revali, who Rhoam hadn’t noticed before, was sitting on the top of the tallest tent pole with his bow out. He was obviously even less trusting of Ganon than Impa was, and it soothed the King to see it.

Link rolled his eyes expressively. Everyone was aware of how badly their first meeting had gone, and how their working relationship was tense at best and mostly held together by their mutual admiration of both Zelda and Mipha. Teba helped, but nothing was likely to ever fix it.

“So what you’re saying,” Urbosa broke in, a faint smile playing about her lips, “Is that it’s easier to make friends with your reincarnated life-long enemy than it is to make friends with Revali?”

Link looked at her, looked up to where Revali was sitting, out of reach and glaring suspiciously, and then looked over to where Ganon’s forehead scrunched up as Mipha patiently explained again how to win the game, and nodded decisively.

“Yes.”

“Hey!”

#my writing #hyrule warriors: age of calamity #not totk compliant #not even really botw compliant to be honest #video game logic #endgame #Mipha is my powerhouse #the healer ALWAYS has a place on the team #and her battlefield control is beyond compare #Link is my tank #I wrote this over a year ago but never shared it here #loz #loz link