#video: not how girls work

[soothouse-out-of-context]

#video: not how girls work #Jack #soothouse #out of context

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@lilithtransrights @xenasaur @nyancrimew

#this gimmick made me vomit in my mouth a little LOL #ive watched too many fucking biotech startup device intro videos #also ignore my skin tag please #unless you intend to sexualize it #in which case im curious as to how youll go about that #back #trans #transgender #trans selfie #trans woman #sleepy girl back mornings #hmmm not as poetic as tgirl tummy tuesday #we'll work on it #cute trans #hot trans #transfemme

[paintpanic]

(original video)

#this one's 4 u kai <3 #uploading this one standalone instead of linking to my yt bc i posted it as a short and i don't want to make anyone watch it there LOL #im a shortform video hater but am interested if shorts really do help your channel like folks say. how tf do they work. #so i'm trying that out just this once. #girl who writes a paragraph to justify posting a video as a short. #anyways tags time #kirby #kirby series #my videos

[wizard0rb]

say what you will about metal gear women but the single solitary time i have ever seen two butch women in a canon relationship in any work of fiction ever was peacewalker

#strangelove is like. 7/10 lesbian rep but ONLY because they made her be a creep sometimes #i mean its like. about as creepy as some of the metal gear dudes are but nonetheless #THE BOSS though????? #all ive ever wanted out of a video game women 17/10 no notes whatsoever #not overly sexualized by the narrative. fills a role in the story that would usually be filled by a man. #all the soldier dudes that work for her are clearly terrified of her. she can curl 200 lbs #and she was even in a codependent homoerotic situationship with another woman.. #playing mgs3 i was like Girl. how did you end up in a kojima game

[lilaccatholic]

Physically I'm here but mentally I'm clawing the eyes out of everyone who talks crap about their children on the internet and posts them in their most vulnerable moments for clout

#i just saw a video of a like eleven or twelve year old girl approach her mom's car when she got home from work and without even saying hello #to her kid she yelled at her to go inside so she could talk to her husband first and then shouted at the kid when she said her dad put her #through hell that day. is she probably overreacting bc shes a kid and she doesnt have get emotional regulation yet? absolutely. but also? #as the kid who knew that if i didnt get to my mom with my side of things first that my dad would twist things to make himself look like the #victim in a situation i promise you that baby girl isnt feeling heard and that would be sucky but normal on its own. the type of thing #families work through together yknow? but to post that on the internet??? to be recording when you come home knoeing there are problems in #your house and wanting to put online forever a moment in time where there are really strained relationships among members of your family?? #especially when it's the relationship btwn your husband and your child??? nope. im sorry. uh uh. #that kid deserves better than that. your husband deserves better than that. everyone deserves better than to have their really vulnerable #moments shared on the internet with strangers #like. i think about how i felt as a kid when i found out my parents had told a relative something i considered private. how embarrassed and #betrayed i felt. the thought that EVERYONE would see that instead of just my dad's relatives or w/e? #bby girl im incandescent with rage #anyway #lilac rambles

[genericpuff]

boomers: "no one wants to work anymore!"

people in FF XIV: "yeah so we have this FC house that we run as a cafe business, you can find our menu online, all the fake video game money from it goes towards our airship and gear set crafting for raids <3 <3"

#almost like people are fine with the concept of work #they just wanna work on things that matter to them and make them happy and fulfilled #how is this a hard concept to grasp #who cares if it's 'just a video game' or it's 'fake' #capitalism is fake fuck you #also am i able to be a cat girl in real life??? didn't fucking think so LMAO #ff xiv

[freckliedan]

I’ve seen a few people in recent times being all like “don’t assume dnp to be anything but best friends unless they say it outright they’re a couple you’re making them uncomfortable” or whatever and I can’t help but think… switch out one of them for a girl. If this were a het pair we were looking at I bet these people wouldn’t hesitate to think differently.

Take all the 2009 tweets/dailybooths, the vday vid, the living together for years, going on vacations together, having all the traditions & jokes they have. All the times Dan goes to see Phil’s family. The fact they’ve never been around another human enough for anyone to assume they have a different partner (who they’d never have time for anyway when dnp literally make a big deal of how much time they spend together) Dan literally confirming their relationship was more than romantic (at least at some point) in his coming out video. The double dates they go on with other confirmed couples. How casually they’re talked about as a pair by other people/YouTubers. Slip ups confirming ‘the bed’ ‘the bedroom’ ‘don’t worry guys only I saw Phil’s butt in the mirror not the people on my zoom call” it being known they stayed in a place with 2 bedrooms with another couple in Australia. Posing for naked photos together. One being a literal biological uncle and the other one literally being referred to as a uncle too by the baby’s mother.

The genuine love and affection they have for each other. The way they can’t shut up about the other. Being each others biggest fans. The way they have talked hypothetically about getting a pet together (and had a bloody fish) and the main kicker…. Literally been thinking and designing a FOREVER HOME together since 2017 and now live in it. Together. 😱

If this was a girl & boy no one would think different but bc it’s 2 men people be like… we’ll actually they never said it explicitly so blah blah blah. What a weird heteronormative world some still live in

genuinely yeah. a huge part of it is just straight up homophobia, but i think the average person who doesn't really pay attention to them/is completely unfamiliar with them DOES actually look at all that and take away the idea that they're a couple at this point in time.

i think an aspect of it with people who are the most vehemently "they're just friends" is like. a lot of the time that's coming from people who did follow them at some point in time, who were involved with the fandom—and who now are acting from a place of shame and unfettered cringe over their past actions & making that everyone else's problem.

sometimes it is really funny to me when people Just Don't Get It though like... dan and phil aren't FOR them. it's not about people who don't get it and that's not the audience dan and phil are prioritizing. and i'm utterly fucking delighted for them that they've pulled off this level of ambiguity for so long even after coming out.

#no but yeah my abusive ex friend tried being like 'you're doing exactly what dan howell asked people not to do in his coming out video' #abt me... talking about facts abt dan and phil's life to new coworkers at work and abt how much i admire them. girl help #i think i know more about dan and phil than you do genius #i'm not fucking... looking up floor plans to their home or finding copies of legal documents with their real signatures rather than #autograph signatures and shit like that so like.. i'm pretty sure i'm good #with the not being invasive. #jam replies #anon #phan

[fansonfansonfansonfans]

AOAOAOA Ep 121: For decades, the legendary daytime talk show "The View" has been home to iconic hosts from all sides of the political spectrum engaging in heated debate . But you may not have heard of "The Look", a similar show hosted by three opinionated women and one absolutely ancient one.

#this episode is off the walls and i highly recommend it !!! up there with the best of them !! #angela is only pretending to be bad at reading - you decide whether that is funnier than accidentally messing it up ala every smosh video #angela's mic work this episode is SO BAD she keeps disappearing #if stellarom doesn't do a compilation of 'fight in frame girls' i will cause tthat shit had me cackling #i also didn't realise just how close they were to each other until you could see angela's head in jeremy/kylie's frame when she was laughin #just incredible vibes!! #also kylie's hair looks so good this ep everyone take a moment of appreciation please #angela giarratana #patrick mcdonald #jeremy culhane #kylie brakeman #aoaoaoa videos #how do queue know that my reps aren't good? back off!

[bulbabutt]

no offence to people who genuinely enjoyed james somerton and feel cheated but you could kind of tell he didnt give a shit about anything he ever said. there was no passion or personable anecdotes in anything he ever made, and the fact he was constantly posting videos was crazy. like if you watch your more popular video essayists theyre always coming from a point of 1) education in a field 2) passion in a subject and 3) being open about themselves

like , this man hopped on the video essay train because of the popularity of his peers and just tokened himself into "the gay video essayist" as if so many other people werent already doing that? and the lack of care for intersectionality was obvious. i stopped ever watching him after he took it personally that some marvel show was about black exploitation in america and not about two men kissing each other, cuz it became abundantly clear that was the only experience he gave a shit about (his own)

#idk im GENUINELY not trying to be rude im just saying be sus of people who dont put themselves in their work #like i remember lindsay ellis and dan olsen talking about their film school experience and then you look at their work and its like oh yeah #i see how this is their work because they know what theyre talking about and they enjoy it #and you can look at like quinton reviews or jenny nicholson deep diving into media for hours and its like theyre taking you on a journey #and you feel like youre watching them go crazy but steering the ship in a way only they can #or theres people like princess weekes who bring up their own experiences watching queer media and where they were at the time #she once was like “yeah i made i kissed a girl amv disney crossovers” LEADING ME TO REALIZE ID SEEN SAID VIDEOS 15 YRS AGO............ #cuz i was subbed to her and she introduced me to all the things she said and we have a mutual queer experience from that kinda source lmao #anyway you can tell these people put themselves in their work! #and when it came to james that was just never there because nothing he ever said WAS his own experience #it was always money to him not passion or experience or community #idk this might be a nothing post but ive been thinking about it since watching the hbomb video

[dazzelmethat]

Color and shading study. On an elevator. We go on the elevator together.

#my art #i really didn't go into this one with much idea other than 'i should put an anime girl in an elevator' to study shading #then I took a photo in work elevator and slapped in an anime girl #I was admittedly not thinking much on her design.. #was instead thinking about how colors are influenced by their background and so tried picking her colors from the photo #with quasirealistic shading on anime girls it's hard to know what lineart is necessary for depth and what lineart can be forgotten... #i watched a youtube video mentioning 'leave your style for a bit if you want to improve faster' so i may do that #i may draw really animey for studies like this one for funsies and to get myself out of my head

[crossbackpoke-check]

Why I Am Not Coming In To Work Today [abridged], Jess Zimmerman

part one | part two

#toronto maple leafs #HELLO EVERYBODY THIS HAS BEEN MONTHS!!! MONTHS IN THE MAKING BECAUSE i AM UNHINGED AND NEEDED THE PRECISE PICTURES THAT I KNEW I WOULD GET #like. seventy five percent of this has been done since the first time i posted this and while it has gotten better with time because #my narratives simply got more complex and there's so much of this that is For Me but don't worry i will explain but aLSO goddamn mitch coul #you have gotten married any later in the year. also willy you truly disappointed me by not getting an absurd haircut this year (now that #i've said this he's going to debut it on instagram like. tomorrow. but anyway that meant y'all got to enjoy my neuroses of #Loving Tyler Bertuzzi who is a goddamn leaf. the joys of having to wait to post this (was not a leaf at the time i started it) and anyway i #have at length i think had the breakdown about tyler in pigtails girl dad & how i got a bob & then tyler copied me which was rude. that's m #gender. ANYWAY starting from the top we got sheldon keefe documentation which was really just the personal decision that i wanted all the #coaching staff to be the markers in the poem/the bold & also at the TIME keefe hadn't re-signed &we thought it might be everybody out w/kyl #anyway the title of the scrap of an old lover's flannel is literally 'u think this is about sheldon & kyle NO it's about timothy liljegren' #bc. liljegren was on the marlies winning cup team & has had a contentious relationship w/keefe ever since & was healthy scratched in playof #& the narrative is sooooo. also at one point for the ryan o'reilly i was going to edit the stlb out of his grandma's shirt or cover it w/th #childhood dreams line but THEN i found the gio snapped stick one which was too perfect for 'crumbling copy' the ryan o'reilly To Me is so. #ur insane in ways u did not think for that one. like. how soft her hands were. his grandma you guys. he grew up a leafs fan. if he ever get #to lift the cup with her again i will lose my shit. the cup run a movie i remember nothing--OKAY the spezz one i knew i needed him stresse #but also i believe in the spezz/kyle narrative so. it comes up later don't worry ALSO SPEZZ FOLLOWING HIM TO PITT CAME AFTER I MADE THIS bu #the muzz tea one makes me a little sensy bc muzz was out with an injury for most of this season & it was a really scary spinal one & so yea #& then the simmer one just straight up makes me cry bc i love him so much & the work that he does for anti-racism in hockey means so much & #if you have that video open & watch it i promise you will cry i do every time it's so beautiful he had to be on comforted by beauty & sammy #boy is on the a man who doesn't know me because EYE remember the caps goalie tandems. baby lilya. the mo one is a little funny bc it is #solely due to wade's thread about mo rielly the coal miner homestead husband. that's why he moves to omaha also i think it suits him (quiet #OK NOW OLD MEN IN LOVE NARRATIVE this one's in contention for my fave bc it's spezz coping w/retirement fundamental meaningless of existenc #u heard abt tyler already that's for me the minchy picture was just too good i had found it earlier & i spent SO LONG looking for an empty #leafs rink picture for bathtub i have some cool construction photos but i wanted the melting ice ones (thought about tahoe lol) & the sprin #one i manip'd a lot bc i needed a spring picture bc playoffs clinch in spring & that one fit so coincidentally perfect bc it's 7 straight #seasons 7 guys so. :) & i KNEW i swore to god they did more milk advertising i knew i was gonna do this one from the minute i saw the poem #the milk patch & it took a hot minute BUT I FOUND THIS ONE this one's for funsies. AND THE PIC I WAITED SO FUCKING LONG FOR this is actuall #from kerf's wedding but i was like i know on god mitch is getting married this summer & that's about to be the drunkest shenanigans wedding #i'm waiting for the pics. & then i was BLESSED with this one which is beautiful & perfect & LOOK AT THEM. anyway the last one is bc

[morninkim]

Rise of the Mighty Morphin Power Rangers - Season 1 Voice Fancast

been meaning to put this together for a while and i finally hunkered down and did it, so here's the voice reel for RotMMPR Season 1!

I'll go into the reasoning for each pick later but the cast list would be:

Lou Wilson as Zack Taylor

Damien Haas as Jason Lee-Scott

Brec Bassinger as Kimberly Hart

Zeno Robinson as Billy Cranston

Becky G as Trini Gomez

& Jess Bush as Tommy Oliver

#rotmmpr #power rangers #mmpr #mighty morphin power rangers #my video #fancast #fancasting #ideally if this were a real show tommy would be voiced by a transfem va (preferably native american too) #but im just a girl with google and not an agent putting out a casting call #and jess' voice as chapel in snw works well within The Vision #anyway!! i like how this turned out :3

[corvigae]

Extremely transphobic that I can't pick and choose exactly what traits I'd want from hormones like one of those Coca Cola mixing machines where you can make like sour grape Dr. Pepper or whatever the fuck

#i wanna go on t JUST for a deeper voice and more defined face #i don't want more body hair or bottom growth or any other changes - voice and face ONLY #but unfortunately that's not how that WORKS #i just wanna be a femboy but the problem with that is i'm already a very petite afab #so me dressing femme just reads as straight up 'girl' #anyways i've been watching f1nn5ter videos and that's been unlocking some Gender Thoughts #apparently

[fiomeras]

People joke that the artists leaving twitter are gonna move on to doing show and tells at the local library instead , but i actually think that sounds really nice, id love to do that

#i talk #and im kind of sick of posting on da web. sorries #it just doesn't feel right anymore ... yknow #ive felt weird about it so much recently i think its just so unnatural now that everything is almost never catered to individuals #you dont get to choose what you see nowadays. less human input and more of making you watch the equivalent of your slop of the day #and a gacha game algorithm. #yknow when gacha gamers would spend thousands on gambling hoping to get their favourite png girl #thats how tiktok works . its designed to keep you scrolling hoping youd find something you want to see #and it brings the idea the more you scroll the more youll see the thing you wanna see yknow #and most of whats being shown to you is not of your choice. you can leave your phone on one tiktok and itll be fine it doesn't really need- #our input #sometimes. youd just do that too to ''increase'' your chances of getting tiktok videos youd like sorta like a gacha game #i think its ?? not my favourite!

[steelycunt]

we dont talk enough about the hold that the song valerie by the zutons specifically as covered by amy winehouse has on thirteen year old girls participating in their school's talent show

#like why is it always that fucking song. because it really is. if its not riptide or hallelujah its literally always fucking valerie. i cant #begin to think how many renditions of valerie i have watched as part of some school talent showcase. just saw a video of a girl #i used to work with singing and it was fucking valerie. what is it about that song.. #(ridi's) bigmouth strikes again

[scoobydoodean]

Obligatory Castiel Behind Blue Eyes AMV (Youtube Link)

#i’m sure other people have done this song #but have they done the original???? #have they done the version by The Who??? #huh???? #amv #fan works #castiel <3 #hot girl cas #videos #me trying to remembe how tf i tagged amvs in the past #my fan works #video #season 6 #castiels moral compass #castiels motivations