#vile faculty

[skipppppy]

I think about the alternate universes where a different faculty member found Carmen as a baby and subsequently betrayed VILE for her constantly. How the team dynamic would change. How they’d grow as characters. The shenanigans they’d get into

(Also how good Shadowsan would be as a straight up, no holds barred villain. But that’s another drawing for another day)

#they all have a little pop of red except Cleo who I simply had to go all out for. it’s only fair #carmen sandiego 2019 #cs netflix #carmen sandiego au #vile faculty #coach brunt #countess cleo #professor maelstrom #dr bellum

[vileacademyofficial]

esteemed fellow faculty, as you may be aware, i, gunnar maelstrom, have been called assless, flat as a board, l'homme sans cul, even. justifiably? perhaps. but i feel as if these are merely labels, safe ways to categorize my uniquely concave ass, which allows me to warp the laws of physics as air from a high pressure zone passes into a low pressure zone. so stop bullying me

#important announcement. #carmen sandiego #carmen sandiego 2019 #carmen sandiego netflix #vileacademyofficial #vile faculty

[frozenwolftemplar]

Somehow, the Carmen Sandiego brainrot has taken hold even though I haven't watched an episode in months (no idea how that happened). So, how's about some headcanons? (feel free to play with any or all if they strike your fancy)

-- Carmen's room in headquarters has two wall clocks, one set to San Diego time and one to Ontario because

-- Player has a veritable army of cousins. Carmen never got a straight number because just when she thinks she's got them down, he'll offhandedly mention someone having a baby or something; quite honestly, he can't keep track either.

-- Carmen is nearly hopeless with numbers. Time zones, exchange rates, converting to imperial units when she's in the U.S., she never got the hang of any of it and has learned to just consult Player.

-- "Okay, that guy at the front desk said I'm ten miles from the Grand Canyon. How many-" "Sixteen, Red. Keep an eye out, it's easy to miss." "Very funny."

-- It drove the Faculty absolutely nuts that their 'golden opportunity' is math-stupid; they chalked it up to something she got from her mother's side.

-- It's not. Dexter Wolfe was just *that* good at hiding his dyscalculia.

-- The one math-y thing she can do is card counting, a key component of being an incorrigible cheat at board/card games. Because she will cheat at anything and everything.

-- Seriously, one time Zach and Ivy found an old Candyland game (just lying around the warehouse, don't ask) and Carmen, who had never seen the game in her life, positively trounced them.

-- They just *know* she has to be cheating but can't prove it.

-- Ivy, bewildered, to Carmen's cat-that-got-the-canary face: "How does someone cheat at Candyland?!?" She's just that good.

-- Whenever Shadowsan plays her in cards, it takes all of two minutes for the game to devolve from 'whatever they were supposed to be playing' to 'who's better at sleight of hand.' Not that he condones cheating, mind, but if Carmen's going to, well, he's not just going to let her get away with that.

-- Carmen as a kid was a very picky eater (her adventurous spirit not extending to the culinary world); the Faculty was as helpful as you'd expect.

-- "Dammit, Saira, I told you to quit trying to feed her that rice!" "Well I need someone to taste test-" (absolutely no sense of taste on Saira; lab accident, we don't talk about it) "-and you certainly haven't volunteered. Besides, this newest formula is fortified with three essential vitamins and minerals (at least, I think they're essential), which is more than those sweets you keep plying her with." "At least she eats those!"

-- Ivy and Zach are high school dropouts, figuring they could get ahead better with racing than with academics. As part of joining ACME they get their GED's (since they require *at least* a high school diploma) and the whole team (plus Chase and Julia) help out and are so proud when they pass.

-- The first thing Carmen always does in the morning, something that doesn't change post-series, is call Player. It's also the last thing she does before turning in at night. She can't imagine being any other way, and neither can he. (crud, they're just the bestest friends, I love them so much)

#carmen sandiego 2019 #carmen sandiego #player #fic reference #some of these i do plan on using in fics #shadowsan #ivy #zach #vile faculty #carmen sandiego fanfic #carmen fic

[wulf59-stuff]

could you please draw a comic about Carmen’s first time using the grappling hook? i imagine she would be pretty clumsy at first and it would be hilarious

So because of her upbringing I decided to make it when she was still very young. It can easily be read without the Julia scenes but I thought it would be a fun way of showing it instead of going right into the story. So yeah, I hope you like it. (Part one)

#carmen sandiego netflix #carmen sandiego #carmen sandiego 2019 #carulia #julethief #julia argent #fan art #my art #countess cleo #vile faculty #shadow san #carmen sandiego/ black sheep

[gray-crackleway]

coming out with an official statement not ONLY are all the operatives gay, but they also had an emo phase. all of them and i do mean all of them. if any deny these allegations then don't listen to them. because they did.

@vileacademyofficial tell them the truth

#exception of coach maybe #graham calloway #gray crackleway askblog #cs crackle #ask blog #text post #VILE academy #VILE #vile operatives #vile operative #vile faculty

[riodrawsstuff]

Hanbok Cleo~

(also, happy lunar new year everyone! x)

#carmen sandeigo fanart #carmen sandiego #vile faculty #countess cleo #carmen sandeigo netflix #riodrawsstuff

[jackie-shitposts]

Faculty Presentations

[image description: A screenshot taken from the Netflix reboot of Carmen Sandiego. Professor Maelstrom is looking at a slide behind him, bewildered. The slide is an inkblot that looks like “a loincub sniffing its own tail” according to Coach Brunt. /End description]

THEY DO PRESENTATIONS. THIS IS A SLIDESHOW. THATS FUCKING HILARIOUS

IMAGINE THE FACULTY MAKING THEIR PRESENTATIONS ON GOOGLE SLIDES ABOUT WHY THEY NEED TO STEAL DRESSES OR STAMPS OR LAUNCH CODES

imagining dr bellum and cleo working on a presentation together about why they need to steal the milan gowns. bellum is putting walls upon walls of infodump text and cleo is suffering because she just wants the slides to look good

shadowsan’s slide shows are just like “Tigress should go get the stamp. She is good. Here’s my works cited: I said so”

Brunt making a slideshow about why she NEEDS to look like elvis presley

god its so stupid i love this stupid show

#I WANT TO DO A make a slides presentation like youre a faculty member NIGHT #csweekly #carmen sandiego #carmen sandeigo #cs weekly #VILE Faculty #VILE #Professor Maelstrom #shadowsan

[serxenny]

Cleo & Bellum FanArt + OC

hello ! recently i've gotten obsessed over this ship cleollum. they're so cute together in the show/fanfics, but i wish there was more content of them. so i decided to make fanart of them to soothe the urge. i've also incorporated my persona as a VILE operative: the magician ! i had some ideas but i don't know what to do with it, so i might share later ! - please reblog, share, & comment !

#carmen sandiego #countess cleo #dr bellum #vile faculty #oc #original character #fanart #my fanart

[rubin-therubix-loverofblorbos]

CARMEN SANDIEGO INCORRECT QUOTES

Shadowsan: Goddamn it, the printer broke while printing out Carmen's birthday invitations. Ivy: Well, what are they supposed to say? Shadowsan: "Carmen's birthday". Ivy: So, what do they say instead? Shadowsan: "Carmen’s bi". Ivy: Ivy: Works out either way.

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Player: I’ve never asked someone out. How do you even do it? Ivy: Oh, what I do is, I look them up and down and I say: “Hey… how you doin’?” Carmen, scoffing: Oh, please. Ivy, to Carmen: Hey, how you doin’? Carmen: Carmen: giggles and blushes

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Zack: That’s the longest worm I’ve ever seen. Player: That’s a snake.

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Ivy: I love them both, but how do I propose to two people? Shadowsan: Two different restaurants, one person at each restaurant. Twice the dessert, twice the applause. Ivy: Won’t people think it’s weird if there is a third person just sitting there, though? Shadowsan: I saw someone feed their pet peacock crème brûlée from their mouth at the French place on the corner last week: I think faux third-wheeling at an engagement is the least of your worries.

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Vlad: To be honest, I'm kinda pissed that I'm not asleep in bed next to the love of my life in a cottage with no obligations other than watering my vegetable garden.

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{I really need someone to clarify whether they're brothers or two deadpan Russians that Just Look Like That. Because they give such Gay Stone-Faced Lovers but idk. hm. [Looks at the To Steal Or Not To Steal Dip™️*] oh okay}

Boris: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night? Vlad: It was autocorrect. Boris: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."? Vlad: Yes.

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Boris: I want to be with you for the rest of my life. Vlad: Damn, that sounds like a marriage proposal. Boris, getting down on one knee: That's 'cause it is.

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Boris: We should be partners. Vlad: You mean like, partners in crime? Boris: Yeah… that’s precisely what I meant.

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Dr. Bellum: There are 20 letters in the alphabet, right? Cleo: Nope, there's 26. Dr. Bellum: Ah, I must have forgotten U, R, A, Q, T. Cleo: Aww, that's cute, but you're still missing one. Dr. Bellum: You'll get the D later ;).

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Cleo: The stars are so beautiful… Dr. Bellum: They're just giant balls of gas. Cleo: You know what, if you're just going to ruin this, then- Dr. Bellum: And yet none of them are as huge as my love for you. Cleo: Oh…

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Chase: I just wanted to say that over the years, I have come to regard you as… people I met.

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Chase: What’s up? I’m back. Zack: I literally saw you die. You died. You were dead Chase: Death is a social construct.

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The squad's reaction to being told they're the chosen one Chase: I will not let you down. Ivy: Sounds fun. Zack: K. Julia: No, I'm fucking not. Carmen: Do I have to be? Shadowsan: Please god, I am so tired.

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Shadowsan: Wanna hear some dark humor. Ivy: Yeah, I love dark humor. Shadowsan: Alright. Shadowsan: Turns off the lights Shadowsan: Knock knock. Ivy: Turn the damn lights back on.

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Zack, washing the dishes: Who the fuck used this pan?? Zack: Wait. I the fuck used this pan… Ivy: It was you the fuck. Zack: It was I the fuck… Shadowsan: Who cooks rice in a pan? Ivy: They the fuck.

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Carmen: trying to buy a Father's Day card at Hallmark Carmen: Excuse me, do you have any that just say "You are my dad?" Associate: Well, I- Carmen: How about "You witnessed the murder of my actual dad?" Associate: No…Wait, wha- Carmen: You know what, I'll just get a blank one. Carmen: writes You are a father. This is a day. Here is a card.

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Shadowsan: What must it be like to live in your head? Are there happy ponies in there? It’s really something how utterly delusional your optimism is. If I didn’t hate you so much, I might even be impressed. Chase: Huzzah! I got a heavily qualified and slightly sarcastic compliment from Shadowsan!

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Ivy: Its hard to resist, I'm really sorry- I mean, considering your approach so far, you had us tied here for- what? Hours? And you haven’t even had us confirm what exactly we are! Chase: What are you then? Ivy: I'm a Virgo!

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Zack: I once tried to play a pirated copy of Garfield Kart, when Garfield jumped out of my PC! We are currently married with three beautiful children and a summer house in Lisbon.

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*The Dip from To Steal or Not to Steal {no seriously they slayed. Those little gay boys served every bit of cunt within the timespan of three and a half seconds}

ALSO, The Entire Video, which is fucking amazing. Masterpiece.

#rubin report #carmen sandiego #ivy carmen sandiego #zack carmen sandiego #shadowsan #vile faculty #dr bellum #countess cleo #professor maelstrom #chase devineaux #julia argent #the cleaners

[potchai]

She's Back.

TYSM FOR ALL THE SUPPORT FOR MY PAPERSTAR COSPLAY

#carmen sandeigo netflix #carmen sandiego #carmen sandeigo 2019 #vile operatives #vile faculty #carmen sandiego 2019 #carmen sandiego netflix #carmen sandiego cosplay #paper star cosplay #cs paper star #carmen sandiego paper star #paper star cs #cosplay #kimiko glenn

[fedorah-the-explorah]

this is the stupidest thing I've ever drawn

#carmen sandiego 2019 #carmen sandiego netflix #carmen sandiego #shadowsan #coach brunt #professor maelstrom #doctor bellum #countess cleo #vile faculty #shut up suzie #my art #if it can even be called that #carmen sandiego fanart #very generous with what we're considering art here btw

[skipppppy]

Abusing the Carmen Sandiego tier list maker to rank the characters on the stupidest shit I can think of. Give me suggestions

#carmen sandiego 2019 #carmen sandiego #shadowsan #zack cs #ivy cs #julia argent #chase devineaux #chief cs #vile faculty #countess cleo #dr bellum #coach brunt #professor maelstrom #roundabout #el topo #le chevre #tigress cs #mime bomb #neal the eel #paper star #lady dokuso #the troll #vlad and boris #agent zari

[vileacademyofficial]

[ooc: the face of a woman who is about to pass out. okay which one of you did it]

#reason for hospitalisation hashtag cranial trauma #carmen sandiego #carmen sandiego 2019 #vileacademyofficial #carmen sandiego netflix #vile faculty #intern cs #tw blood #blood tw #tw injury #injury tw

[papersonghosts]

@mmaricarmen23 did absolutely amazing on this, I couldn't have written it this well. <3

And I wanted to talk about some points so put up with it.

She is too forgiving but I think that's because she tries her hardest to not be like VILE. She's seen them hurt people over and over again just for the sake of it/ to get what they want. *Cough, Cough. Morocco.*

Personally, I think that they should have shown us a deeper conversation between Carmen and Shadowsan; maybe the did have one. Who knows?

But-- up to this point: Shadowsan has stuck by Carmen and he's never shown any malice towards her; not forgetting that this is just after Stockholm when he nurses her back to health even though he has no obligation to do so.

Carmen fully knows what VILE is like and she's smart. She is told by Shadowsan himself that he was "simply a soldier with orders to follow." And I think that is why she can't bring herself to ill wish him. She holds onto that concept of family from Coach Brunt, she-- like the rest of us can see that Shadowsan did not actively want to kill him.

She simply can't bring herself to hold onto any grudge or hate towards him. Because Carmen is 100% a person that focuses on the change of a person. If they're willing to change, they can be a good person. Shadowsan was willing to/and did change. How could she possibly condemn him?

However, I think her choice to go solo was her trying to figure things out. Shadowsan is settled in Japan. Zack and Ivy with ACME. She has always wanted to be free, itching for a caper because that's just what she does. She doesn't want to.. disturb her family.

Do I believe that Carmen goes solo to let her family settle? Yes.

Do I believe that they never have contact again? No in a million years.

I can't put into words how traumatised this girl is and she probably doesn't even know it.

#carmen sandiego 2019 #shadowsan #carmen sandiego #vile faculty

[wulf59-stuff]

Cleo made a sheep plushie for Carmen... that's the idea. I don't know what to call him though. If anybody has ideas for a name I'm all ears.

Also just because I think this will be somewhat important I have names that the faculty members have pet names they use for Carmen, and once she uses for them.

*Carmen to the faculty*

Shadow San -Dad

Countess Cleo- mommy/mom

Doctor Bellum-mom/Bellum

Coach Brunt- Aunty/ Coach

Mealstrom- scary stk

*faculty names for Carmen*

Shadow san- little one

Countess Cleo- precious/ baby

Doctor Bellum- cuddle bug or buddy

Coach Brunt- the one she uses in the show

Mealstrom- pest.

And not whit all that out of the way here is a sketch whit Bellum using one of her pet names.

#carmen sandiego #carmen sandiego/ black sheep #carmen sandiego 2019 #carmen candiego 2019 #my art #fan art #vile faculty #vile parents #countess cleo #cleo is a mom #doctor bellum #saira bellum

[gray-crackleway]

i survived crackle attacking me. i deserve a shirt. anyways, hop on the bandwagon and draw your carmen sandiego VILE OCS in their emo phase. see this post for some semblance of context.

#gray crackleway askblog #mod error says stuff?? #carmen sandiego #carmen sandiego 2019 #carmen sandiego netflix #vile operatives #vile operative #vile faculty #vile academy #vile #carmen sandiego oc #text post