I wish I remembered if we ever had a relationship. Or friendship. Acquaintanceship, if you will, since technically I was a fair bit younger than you, and still in high school when you debuted as a big fancy superhero. Did we ever team up to fuck over your bio dad? I think we should have. He deserved every terrible thing coming to him.
xo Rick Gerhardt
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Hey Austin. Sorry about killing all your friends in front of you on purpose. I just thought it was funny because you never saw a fresh dead body before. Honestly I thought professor quantum would've trained you better in that regard. I guess he failed you in a lot of ways.
xo Rick Gerhardt
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help in my canon, experiencing multiple dimensions was perfectly normal and now I can't tell f I had many different canons, or if it was just one canon timeline!
xo Rick Gerhardt
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This post is a support group for everyone with chronologically fucked up canons. Time loops? Unreality? Temporal tantrums? Multiverses within multiverses? Been there, did that, just like you all have. I hope this life is a little more smoother. #馃挄
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what's more fucke dup? being one of two reasons why my dad wouldn't genocide the entire planet or being the reason prof quantam literally erased my baby half sister from the fabric of reality because heaven forbid my dad has another bio kid? idk! #馃挄
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dear doctor mechanical, I'm eternally disappointed even into this life that you technically never adopted me as your nephew. YES you actually legally adopted me without my dad know as a mundane human billionaire tech genius. But like I would've loved visiting your secret volcanic villains lair when I was a kid. Sincerely Rick Gerhardt, age ?? #馃挄
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