could I mayhaps trade this delectable piece of candy for a pic of teenyzai tucked inside of The Matchbox like it’s a bed please 🍬 I’d even be willing to part w two if u so desire 🍬
(love the teeny series btw, it rlly flares up the cuteness aggression to a concerning degree. I wanna grind them between my teeth so bad)
The Phighters celebrating the funny DJ's bday! (April 10) Happy bday Boombox, You silly DJ! :]
[[ HI HELLO I CHECKED MY TUMBLR YESTERDAY LIKE BEFORE I SLEEP AND RN I ONLY HAVE MY PHONE AND MY FINGER (im not that good using my finger to draw BUT I TRIED!!!) ]]
Gene cries every time he looks at Cynthia because she reminds him of Volo,,,
I THINK GUZMA GAVE HIM A HEADS-UP THAT SHE MIGHT BE THERE,,, BUT. WELL. IF HE DIDN'T,,,,
(SOUND WARNING IT'S PRETTY LOUD....)
[VIDEO DESCRIPTION: gene walks into the Alola League office and shuts the door behind him before glancing up and seeing cynthia there with the audio "yeah man come over in a-- OH FUCK" he screams and gets all scared when he sees her, backing away as the audio continues with "U-UH, I LIIIVE HERE~ 🎵" much to Cynthia's chagrin. He ends the video looking very small and sad.]
For Dadmare: At the last stage, "Daddy" (preferred) or "Dad" (quicker and more 'mature'-sounding), though at some point it was "Father" and before that, "Mister Mare." Nightmare constantly protests being called "dad" but Dream will never stop.
Simon always has his hand on the back of your neck when walking around in public :/// not even a necessarily tight grip, just a reminder that he’s there and you’re his.
Johnny holds your hand so tightly that you can’t even hope to break his hold. Wraps an arm around your waist to tug you close while standing in line at a food place or while browsing shelves at the grocery store.
i saw someone say that these two would be weird little freaks in civilian life and they were RIGHT
i don’t think ghost would be into pda in the way most people think of it, but he literally will not take that hand off your neck for anything. guides you by it, steers your body where he wants you to go with just the grip of his hand on one of your most vulnerable parts. tugs you into his lap to sit there instead of the free chair when you eat literally anywhere. manhandles you a little in public, wipes your face if you’ve got food on it, takes anything you want to buy straight into his hands when you’re shopping
johnny (and i say this with all the love in my heart) is just needy as hell. wants to hear your thoughts on everything you see, wants your hand in his, your head under his chin, your body beneath his arm, your weight on his lap (he and simon fight over that one sometimes). he will hand feed you in public, this man is a menace.
they’re all over you in public, in a way that’s almost more uncomfortable for other pedestrians than just making out in the middle of the street would be lol
An arrogant, immigrant, orphan, bastard, whore's son
Somehow endorse Thomas Jefferson, his enemy
A man he's despised since the beginning
Just to keep me from winning
I wanna be in the room where it happens
The room where it happens
The room where it happens
You've kept me from the room where it happens
For the last time
Dear Alexander
I am slow to anger but I toe the line
As I reckon with the effects of your life on mine
I look back on where I failed
And in every place I checked
The only common thread has been your disrespect
Some lil things my mind made up concerning your AU 💖: 1.) Leo's Kraang arm is stretchy and slippery like kraangified!Raph's arm was when he was all gooey, it can stretch to 3x the size of his actual arm. 2.) Since you previously said he could carry BOTH Mikey and Don, I'm wondering if he can carry the big guy Raphie after all that healing, it's nice to have that wholesome thing in my mind so just wanted to share that hehee. & finally 3.) makeup on Leo to hide his scars (Mikey's idea) 💖✨
Leo's Kraang arm does work similarly to Raph's, but it's not gooey or slippery. to best explain it, it feels like cold wood intead of anything organic
Leo can carry Raph if he wanted to, although the big guy forbide it out of fear that Leo could accidently hurt himself in the act
(^ this is basically the first and only time it happened. a comically girly scream is what came out of Raph's mouth at this moment)
as for the makeup thing, he has considered it, although decided against it. Leo then wanted to try and build up some confidence by just going natural with Mikey's support. and it's not like anyone who notices can say anything, not with Donnie and Doctor Delicate Touch staring them down and doing the "slicing throat" action when Leo's not looking
Have you seen the show Ultimate Beastmaster? Imagine if the assassins tried that thinking no one is looking and everyone is just staring at them shocked because they did the whole course flawlessly
“Okay, anyone wants to tell me how this catastrophe happened?” Bill asked thru gritted teeth as he rubbed the bridge of his nose.
“Well, a few millennias ago, a race of powerful-”
“I am not talking about the Solar Flare and you know it!” Bill glared at his only son who had been a quiet obedient kid…
Until he became friends with the three banes of Bill’s existence…
The other three narrowed their eyes at him which Bill ignored.
They had always been a bit too protective of his son.
But that only served to spoil Desmond and Bill wished he could find a way to pull him away from their ‘influence’ but they were the best field agents right now and Desmond needed to learn from the best.
But that did not mean…
Bill turned his laptop around where a video titled “Awesome Beastmaster Clears By The White Hood Gang!” was paused. It already had 21 million views and it had only been a goddamn day since it was uploaded. That kind of statistic was simply too much and Bill was quite sure Abstergo most probably rewatched this… a lot.
“So… anyone wants to explain this to me?”
All four men remained quiet and adopted blank expressions on their faces.
“Did none of you even consider that those cameras would have been recording even IF the shooting was scheduled tomorrow?!”
They all looked at one another before Ezio, their usual spokesperson, explained, “We were running away from Templars after acquiring the POE they had been delivering nearby. We noticed the obstacle course and decided it would be much faster to proceed thru it than to go around it, perhaps even lose some of our pursuers in the course itself and give us more time to get away.”
Ezio was surprisingly serious as he concluded, “It was a calculated risk we needed to take to accomplish the mission.”
Bill stared at him with a ‘don’t bullshit me, kid’ expression as he pushed the spacebar.
The laptop’s tiny speakers soon let out Ezio’s holler of “You gotta be faster than that, fratello mio! My younger brother is faster than you!”
Ezio didn’t twitch even as Bill said, “And was trash-talking Altaïr also necessary in completing the mission?”
The video kept playing and they heard a commentator that had been added to the video announce, “Oh! White Hood No 1 just grabbed 2 from the back and pulled him down! He skids- AND he’s able to hold on to the chains!”
Bill turned his not-angry-only-disappointed-and-having-a-headache-because-of-your-stupidity expression at Altaïr, “And sabotaging Ezio? Was that also necessary?”
“It was planned,” Altaïr replied vaguely and all four kept their blank expressions on.
Bill glared at the supposed prodigy of their Brotherhood and wondered if Rashid would mind if he hit his grandson on the head with a rolled-up newspaper.
Repeatedly.
“And 3 and 4 just jumped over 2! 4 is even laughing and-”
“A little help?!”
“You can do it! We believe in you!”
“-It seems 3 and 4 will not be helping 2 up!”
Bill turned to glare at his son and Ratonhnhaké:ton who he had thought would be above all this.
It seemed he had been wrong.
Bill finally clicked the spacebar once more to pause the video and rubbed the bridge of his nose again as he announced, “All of you are off the field until further notice. You will all be in support duty while Erudito cleans up your mess. Report to Shaun for further instructions.”
“Yes, sir.” They all answered curtly.
“Dismissed.”
He waited until they were all out of his office. Then waited a couple of minutes more to be sure they wouldn’t see him in their Eagle Vision before groaning as he slumped into his seat. He took the secret bottle of scotch he had in the bottom drawer of his office desk and didn’t bother to take the glass next to it, simply twisting the cap off and taking a large swing from the bottle itself.
Maybe he should just ship them all to Achilles.
Make them do actual ‘field’ work as punishment.
Then again…
Achilles would probably hunt him down and cane him in a week or so of having to deal with their own brand of bullshit.
YOU MADE AN OPERA AS VINES VIDEO?? oh i need to watch that. I was just thinking about making a video like that today
I didn't make one, but 9 Opera as Vines videos!! (except YouTube took down two of them for "promoting harmful or dangerous content", and I have been too afraid to reupload them since; I don't remember whether or not that Tosca Vine is in one of the taken-down ones). Here are the ones still standing:
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(the video above, I made in collaboration with my dear friend @infinitelytheheartexpands, who also gave me lots of suggestions for opera Vines later on.)
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(the video above was initially part of a sort-of collab with another Tumblr user who also made some Opera as Vines videos, which is why it's shorter.)