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“H-hey!” Bruno panted, pulling himself out of the rubble. “Is everyone okay?”

Various muffled sounds of agreement came from around him. Narancia heaved himself onto his feet and promptly collapsed. Mista was helping Giorno out from under a beam. Fugo was okay, Trish was okay, and from right next to him, Abbacchio woke with a start.

“Bucciarati!” He snapped. “Where’s– what–”

“It’s ok,” he hurried to say. “Everyone’s okay.”

They both took a moment to breathe out. They’d won. Everyone was safe.

“Hey, guys?” Said Trish, scanning what was left of the building. “Where’s Doppio?”

“HERE!” A voice called. Doppio crawled out from under a piece of broken roof. “I’m here!” He sounded like a school boy late for class, Bruno remarked silently. And he himself had almost forgotten about him. But…

“Err…” Mists began.

“Yyyeah, Doppio?” Narancia said.


“You’re covered in blood.”

Doppio looked down. “Oh,” he said with an apologetic little laugh. “I am, hehe…”

“Are… Are you sure you’re alright?” Bruno said.

“Well, the blood isn’t mine.”


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Even after he decided to join Bucciarati and his gang, Doppio got calls from the boss. He’d always answer, thinking that he would tell his boss that he wasn’t loyal to him anymore, and that he was evil and that he was not going to forgive him. But every time he put the phone to his ear he was met with silence. The boss still would call Doppio. But he never said anything to him ever again. Not another word.

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Vinegar: Do you wanna hear my evil laugh?

Diavolo: Yeah, sure


Diavolo: Oh my god please stop, the neighbors can hear you!!

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Diavolo: Okay, but you did tie the mayor’s daughter to the train tracks right?

Vinegar: What? Oh… uh… spaghetti isn’t really the most effective rope

Diavolo: Ooookaaayy, but you did steal the bags of money from the bank, RIGHT?

Vinegar: Steal? I took all that from my savings account!!

Diavolo: *sighs* you’re a hopeless villain…

Vinegar: Awww, linguini!

*laugh track*

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Vinegar: Hey, Diav, what’s that?

Diavolo: What? What’s what?

Vinegar: *smashes a snowball into his face*




Vinegar: pfff AHAHAHAHAHA!!!

Diavolo: That wasn’t nice…

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[ anonymous asked:

ur risdop post makes me think of my own au where they go to kill the boss together and also everyone is alive but diavolo at the end. and then they get dennys after murdering him. this is based off a dream i had which follows this exact plot. ]

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Don’t you guys hate it when you take your sweater off and suddenly your hair gets longer and it has lice and you become your boss?

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☆•°Moshi Moshi, Bossu?°•☆

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