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When they get jealous
with Toman !
Warnings: guys getting jealous, potential cringe 😬, get ready for this monstrosity.., strong language
Now, Toman mikey is a different breed. This man gets all pouty and shit and will not stop staring at both you and the person he is jealous of. This man will actually pounce on you and will have the audacity to be mad, like mf ur embarrassing me rn. I feel sorry for the person you’re talking to because the wholesome conversation you guys were having is long gone. Once you too get home Mikey is still all pouty and shit. Will not stop whining until you hug and kiss him, like this bitch is annoying 🙄.
Very low-key about it. In fact you wouldn’t even know he’s jealous. This man is so quiet you kinda forget he’s there, he seems calm but on the inside this man is jealous and mad. He wants your attention all for himself like bitch ur not the only human being in this earth 🙄🙄. He doesn’t even say or do anything ab it either, he just stands there like: 🧍♂️. He might put an arm around your shoulders but wouldn’t do anything else. When you get home the bitch rants about how annoying it was watching you talk to someone else, acting like it was ur fault and shit.
I love this guy. He’s jealous but doesn’t interrupt or disrespect the conversation you’re having with the other person. He doesn’t want to come off as rude so he listens to whatever you guys are talking about. Might take a few glances at the other person, and might give them an unnoticeable glare/bad look but i think that’s all he does. When you both get home he tells you how he felt and you both talk about it like the healthy couple you are. #goals because it’s so godamn cute.
I hate and love him. He stands there like an idiot, sorta like Draken. He basically interrupts the whole thing and makes it known he’s very much jealous. Puts an arm around your shoulder, starts making small talk with you like a bastard, and then walks away with your hand in his. When you get home you’re so pissed off because wtf 🤨🤨. He ignores your questions and starts having a conversation with you and then with himself. Might even talk to the wall if you ignore him.
Love him or hate him he’d be very sweet and awkward about the whole thing. Like Mitsuya he listens to the conversation while holding your hand. He’s sweating and blushing because he’s jealous but so nervous to do anything about it. When the person you’re talking to leaves he tells you how he feels and you both talk about it. #Another healthy couple. You both hug it out and head home to cuddle later.
How they cuddle
with Bonten !
Warnings: Tooth rotting fluff, Strong language
Surprisingly, Mikey’s cuddles are pretty good. He’s actually really warm so when you’re close to him you feel very comfortable, he’s like you’re own heating blanket/pillow. He smells good, he doesn’t have a specific scent tho he just smells good. He would rather be cuddled because he’s actually too lazy to do the cuddling 💀 (this lazy mf) I repeat do not take mikey’s cuddles for granted because he rarely does the cuddling. He doesn’t snore but instead he takes soft breaths which is very refreshing, you won’t have to worry about waking up in the middle of the night because this mf can’t keep it down. 8-9/10 he does a good job, but if you wanna be cuddled the chances of him doing that are 1 in thousands (he’s too tired for that ✌️)
F*ck this man first off, he’s a teasing son of a b****. This mf pulls you’re hair to wake you up once you start drifting off to sleep, and when you tell him to stop he only bothers you more. It’s to the point where you have to get up because this mf is annoying as hell. He smells like cologne, like the expensive manly type colonge. It’s hard to drift off to sleep because of the smell, it’s super strong. He likes it when you play with his hair because it makes him feel relaxed so pls do that. He does most of the cuddling, he likes to intertwine his and your feet together, he finds it cute idk. 5/10 is the best i can do 🙄 i mean he’s an okay cuddler once he chills tf out.
Kakucho my beloved. He’s a real nice cuddler, it’s never too much and never too little, it’s just right. He likes to plant his face into the side of you’re neck and place small kisses there 😍. He smells amazing, he smells like the expensive (but not too harsh) cologne. His arms are always on your waist no matter what, he also likes to sorta draw shapes on your thighs to calm you. He actually lets you drift off to sleep because he finds it calming knowing you’re comfortable. PLAY. WITH. HIS. HAIR. Like Sanzu this man loves it when you play with his hair so please do so. 10/10 would cuddle again, he’s just…a very good cuddle buddy.
Pretty good ig 😧. His hands are kinda rough and cold so when he goes to touch you, you get chills or smth. He tries his hardest to be gentle but like..he cant. I mean like don’t get me wrong he doesn’t mean to aggressively pull you towards him, he means well. He smells like a mixture of cigarettes and cologne, and yes the manly cologne like Sanzu’s. The combination is so strong you couldn't sleep even if you tried. SNORES!! snores louder than a mf like damn bitch the oxygen ain’t going nowhere tf. 6-7/10, this man means well but damn stop pulling me towards you so harshly i’m not going anywhere tf.
Another Sanzu except he’s way more chiller. Pretty lazy once comfortable lmfao. He’s the big spoon no matter what, he doesn’t care if you beg he’s tall asf so he’s gonna overpower you ✌️. Actually a good cuddler, he also lets you sleep (unlike sanzu 🙄) but once he knows you’re in some deep ass sleep he plays with your hair softly. He plants small kisses on your cheek and neck it’s so cute. Like Kakucho and Sanzu pls play with his hair, idk what’s up with these guys they just find it comforting. Teases you a lil bit, for example he will poke you’re cheek and start kissing you’re neck. smells good, like real good. Smells like expensive cologne but not the harsh ones, almost like Kakucho but a lil softer. 9/10, he’s a very good cuddler. If he didn’t tease you so much I would give him a 10/10.
Okay okay, he’s a fine cuddler. He’s not all that experienced lmfao, he doesn’t really know how to hug you tbh. You have to sorta fix his arms in the right spots and he will let you. This mf is just limp the whole time because he doesn’t really know what to do. Confused but means well. He’s never gave affection to anyone but his brother (and the affection was small) so like..how tf would he know 😧. Smells like an expensive but soft cologne, you can really smell it once you get real close to him. 8/10, confused. Very confused, you have to do most of the work like 🙄 is this school or a cuddling session??
Koko..my dear koko. I have mixed feelings about this man, like he’s good and bad. So calming yet to damn annoying. He could be cuddling you and you get all comfy and then the next thing you know this mf starts tickling your side. Like bitch damn it isn’t that hard to let me sleep. Does and doesn’t mean well at the same time, like this mf knows what he’s doing. Will let you sleep for about a few minutes until he gets bored and starts poking you’re face. If he’s suffering you need to suffer too. Smells expensive, nothing else just expensive. I mean he’s really rich so…- 8/10, could be higher if he wasn’t so damn annoying 🙄.
Holy SHIT viruses are probably not monophyletic
That's such an utter mindf*ck
Viruses are not a group of organisms (or, you know, things), but a principle
YOU could be a virus if you tried harder