the absolutely not cute side of dating taehoon / viral hit
— Uses baby voice to ridicule you, every time you try to ask for his help, without fail. “Aw, you want my help? Do you really want my help? Why don't you say please?” Grins like a bastard when you walk away all miffed and helps you anyway because what is consistency.
— Then, if you want to reverse-uno and use the same tactic on him, you need to pick the timing. Because you can't be pulling that out when he wants to kiss you. It might be very effective and hilarious to see him flustered by your teasing, but you're either going to get pinned down for ridiculing him or he is going to be a child about it for at least a week.
— “You’re mine, I can do whatever I want with you,” then proceeds to rest his elbow on your head. Same line, uses your thighs as a makeshift pillow. Same line again, uses you as his cuddle toy before going to sleep.
— Honestly, at one point before you got together, Taehoon will be comfortable with you enough that he will parade in front of you without his top on. He won't really care unless you get flustered, then he will get in your space to see how far your embarrassment can get before you flee. If you keep a straight face and even manages to touch him without care, he is the one who will be blushing, it's faint but it's adorable.
— Steals your food all the time. He cannot be sated with his own food. His argument is that he is the professional athlete and you don't need any more fries. Assert dominance by headbutting him, grab him by the collar then go for it.
— Sometimes, he bites you for the fun of it, mostly light ones, barely a scrape of his teeth. Just being in his arms put you into a position of danger. Bored of the movie he's watching with you? Bite. Kissing you on the cheek before you leave? Bite. You putting a hand over his face in your slee? Bite.
— He's a thug but he's your thug, okay. You can know every types of martial arts in the world but if you get into troubles while he's there, then he is the one who will deal with it. Unless you have a ranged weapon, then go on ahead he will step aside to admire your amazing aim.
— What girlfriend's privilege? He bullies you, too. Usually in the form of headlock, when he wants to kiss your hair. Locks you by the waist in his arms, when he wants to hug you. Taps your backside with his foot, when he wants to surprise you. Drags you down to the mattress, when he wants to cuddle and you're moving around too much.
— He drinks beers but absolutely does not allow you to consume any alcohol until you are of age. You can still try to steal his beer, he will be grumpy about it and there will be repercussions. But hey, he is not the dad of you, he can't tell you what to do.
— Call his father as “dad” to knock out both men in one punch, c’mon, Taehoon's girlfriend, you can do it. Better if you're sweet and cute around his dad but an absolute nuisance around him. He can't stand it and he can't stop you because he actually likes it.
— Encourages him to call your parents as his parents to knock him down the second time.
— How to fight against a grumpy boyfriend when he's being annoying for no reason: Peppers his face with a bunch of kisses, he will act annoyed and try to dodge you but his attempts are halfhearted. He will try to bite you back for approaching him, but if you use this opportunity to kiss him on the lips, he will hold you tight and take a while until he lets you go.
— Honestly, by being around you, he relaxes immensely. Bad thoughts of the day? Nonexistent. Sometimes, he's even quieter than normal. Not a single snarky remark to be made. It's these moments that he's stuck in his own mind, waddling through his murky thoughts. Having you around helps him feel anchored even when his own mind left him unmoored.
— This includes nights when he wakes up drenched in cold sweats, this time, you were lost to him instead of someone else close to him. You were awaken by his sudden movement and ragged breathing, the next thing you knew was how tight he held you. After he told you about what happened, you rubbed soothing circles on his back until he fell back to sleep.
— He will act like nothing happened the next day and he won't talk about it but... If he hovered around you, you know why. Might be a little more sulky and affectionate, too. Yes, take those crumbs.
— He knows he looks ridiculous wearing his backpack at the front while giving you piggyback ride home. But, but, complain enough times or have a valid reason, he will do about anything for you. Although, he probably prefers to bridal carry you back home... but that'd be embarrassing for you.
— On multiple occasions, kicks a guy in the face for hitting on you in the arcade after you wandered away from Taehoon, this is also the reason why he doesn't really want you walk around alone while he's playing. He's a bit more relaxed with it as long as you're within his sight.
— Honestly, the streets in the city is dangerous. Taehoon is a little bit more than protective, he doesn't trust the streets at night for you to walk home alone. If you have to be somewhere and go home late, he wants you to tell him beforehand and let him know so he can walk you home.
— If you can handle yourself, he knows, but he worries anyway because he knows the types of bastards who lurk in the dark alleys. He met more than a few himself, thinking his pretty face made him a good prey for robbing. Big mistakes, of course.
— However, with a girl, they often have more insidious intentions than money and that worry him more than anything. If you only lost your money, he doesn't worry as much, because you'd be safe. However, if anyone ought to damage your dignity, he'd raise hell to make them pay.
— Taehoon is very vengeful when it comes to those he cares about. They won't be the ones going to jail, he will. Wherever they will be, he will find them, and he will make them regret the day they laid a single hand on you.
— Be prepared for disappointment, because this bastard won't use vocal affirmation when it comes to his feelings. He won't say he likes you or he loves you even if it's obvious that he does. You can ask if you want, but he won't confirm anything, only telling you to stop asking stupid questions.
— But of course, if he has to introduce you to someone, then you're his. His what? Who knows, he doesn't say it. Prod him until he does put a label on it. Will he be embarrassed? Yes. Which makes this ten times more satisfying than it should.
— At first, he finds Hobin's behaviour with Yeonwoo hilarious because the other boy is the total polar opposite of Hobin... Until it happens to him. See, it never even occurred to Taehoon that a good-looking, well-mannered, kind-hearted boy would be your type.
— Yet, there you are, chatting and laughing at his jokes like you are best of friends. Taehoon suddenly decides he's very territorial and plops down next to you, not saying anything, not even including himself in the conversation. He's simply there, a looming, intimidating presence of the boyfriend.
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