hello please have some "actually a half-vampire just not aware of it" anton au thoughts
(virgil is human and clueless because I refuse for this to be otherwise)
goldblum figures it out and takes anton aside the second time he's brought in for questioning like "dude, are you okay? you got fake fangs instead of using your real vampire ones, you don't need those, you can just— wait, why are you crying—"
(goldblum's either a vampire himself or, to borrow a thing that's too good not to borrow & because it fits the gleefully-open-minded-about-fringe-shit vibe, he dated a vampire once)
@darkfinch had this LOVELY idea for the vampire intiates to stick together as a community post-canon and to my mind, what makes that better here is if most of 'em turn out to be real vampires to some degree - or Something Else, or just Aware of this shit. they're in it for the fun, for the local community, for the "yeah this is bullshit but some of it's fun bullshit and it's funny to see how bad at it the leader is."
when they manage to corner anton (freaking out quietly in his loft) (his whole world shattered in pieces around him) (goldblum gave him a number to call to answer some questions but the poor guy's petrified) half of them are like "we thought you knew and were just trying to blend in!" and half are like "we were trying to figure out how to tell you!!" and it's just this mess of supportive-but-worried chaos.
...and anton, betrayed, off-kilter, already primed to question the programming of the last year or so has some people to help set him on the right track.
this ALSO sets us up for a thing. :) a thing where maybe goldblum looks the other way (an actual acknowledgement by the still-shitty cops in this shitty cop show of how awful the situation is) or there's a terribly unfortunate powercut and a few of the initiates get to pay virgil a visit.
they admit it to anton while very drunk a year or so later and he laughs so hard he cries <3
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2p Germany/Lutz Beilschmidt
“Dude wtf why”
he knows he’s bad but like, he doesn’t feel like he’s that bad, yeah he’s sex obsessed and a manipulative and violent yandere, but like he’s “why the fuck are you throwing me into hell before time?!”
Of course he’s going to hell no matter what, he knows that, but not this early
He’s going to hate it so much, he really isn’t as equipped for this as one might think, unless we are talking about the hell from Dante’s inferno, because then he will be chilling in the second circle (aka the circle of lust) with all those hot people, so like if that’s how hell works, maybe don’t put him there, even if the wind is annoying
2p Italy/Luciano Vargas
This guy is so fucking pissed you won’t believe it, he’ll be yelling and swearing for what feels like hours
He’d probably end up in the second circle or the seventh circle of hell (violence where people boil in a river of blood and fire) since he’s a violent little shit, not to mention super sexist
yeah, he deserves to be in hell, especially after the way he treated you, but he doesn’t think he’s in the wrong, he thinks society is, and he will try his best to escape, which will be hard when a lot of the people he has killed are also in hell, just waiting to beat the shit out of him
2p Japan/Kuro Honda
He’s angry of course, how dare you do this to your master
To be fair he has experienced enough hell on earth to not be THAT impressed or scared, well unless you bring back childhood memories, because then he will be furious (let’s just say his childhood was VERY fucked up, and that’s putting it mildly)
You can’t really do anything worse to him than what he has already experienced so although he will hate being in hell, he will slowly be brewing a plan to kill you or trap you in hell forever.
Also the second circle of hell but for fun either the fifth (wrath where people beat the shit out of each other underwater) or the seventh.
2p Scotland/Garvin Kirkland
He’s terrified, usually he’s like, i can do worse than you and now that you’ve literally dragged him to hell he’s seriously reconsidering who’s the bigger sadist,
And as he’s not a masochist he hates being in hell, he’s not all about receiving the pain and punishment
He should probably also serve time in the seventh circle of hell, he’s good at hiding his violence, at first at least. But he will also blame you for it all, if he had known about all this he might have gotten the fuck away from you
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monaco pt. 2 - charles leclerc
summary: y/n is new to ferrari and is working very closely with charles, so it's inevitable that they fall right?
a/n: the outcomes of these races are fictional!! they're altered to fit the story, and there's no specific face claim! PART ONE PART THREE
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user55684 Y/N AND CHARLES GOING OUT TOGETHER OMFGGGG
user67298 there's no way they're not together
user98232 She's everything! And he's just Ken.
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user25938 the charles like??? i'm sorry what?
user98394 Omg no way! Teammates seen together! Who would've thought?!
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ynusername australiaaaaaa ⭐
user93764 Future of F1
user83223 such a beautiful girl omg
user54739 Omg her bf!
user93283 *teammate.
user26352 Who is she hugging in the first photo??
ynusername my mama haha
charlesleclerc 🏆💗
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alex_albon Not where I wanted the weekend to go, but I'm so happy for @ ynusername. Good job Charles too 😏
user53938 ALEX EXPLAIN WHAT THE FUCKKKKKK
user25373 i might be delusion but i might also be correct, that is 100% charles and y/n in the third pic and NO ONE can convince me otherwise
user67382 him and lily are so in love its gross
lilymhe You little shit stirrer
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user33253 wdym good job to charles huh??
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yn.jpg Wow I haven't been on this account in a while! Who's fucking pumped for Suzuka?????
user89352 ferrari is ur only red flag (please come to mclaren)
user03846 Charles' dabbing what the fuck 😭😭
user43572 That lockscreen is so cute (deluding that y/n is lightning and charles is sally)
user58293 Back to back wins?
yn.jpg I'm working on it!
user83743 not her posting this trying to pretend that we all didn't see charles' story
user99384 LMFAOOO
user45638 hey do u maybe wanna tell us something?
user68394 something maybe to do with a certain teammate?
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user52302 not charles' and y/n being driven around before quali 😭
user82992 She's so gorgeous wtfff
user67929 Charles' too!!
user53788 how is she so photogenic
user89203 being driven around as if that isn't literally their job HAHA
user62911 Like come on Charlie take the wheel mate
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scuderiaferrari Charles and Y/N finished P3 and P4 respectively ahead of tomorrows race in Suzuka. Great work from our Scuderia Ferrari duo 💫
ynusername ❤️
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user89032 noooo y/n please get podium tmrw
user67394 Matching pants 🥰🥰
user92093 Girl they're just wearing jeans...
user91304 omg my fave couple!
user90263 why is y/n not in any ferrari merch??
user72983 She's sponsored by a boutique so she doesn't have to
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user78293 photos of charles with children to calm nerves on race day 🥱
user88392 he'd be such a good dad
ynusername This might actually be the cutest thing ever
user92039 YN WHAT ARE U DOING HERE??
user42537 HOMEGIRL UR RACING IN LIKE TWENTY MINUTES
user31732 idk how to describe it but charles is so girl dad coded
user18311 charles and y/n would be great parents lowkey 😏
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f1 MAX VERSTAPPEN WINS THE JAPANESE GRAND PRIX!
user89293 Max WDC we are so back
user98211 i wanted y/n to win so baddddd
user23474 Max back where he belongs - at the top
user64737 give y/n max's car and she'd be invincible
user64535 She's only won one race??? she ain't all that
user12383 are u dumb she's only raced in 3 f1 races
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user23883 max and y/n through the years, and now they'll be on the podium together 🥹 i know y/n's inner child is healing
user82983 y/n really has been a ferrari girl since day 1
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user54636 THIS IS SO CUTE
user43737 how tf did i not know they were friends??
user55232 no literally same like what
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scuderiaferrari Our drivers are heading home now in preparation for Monaco. Y/N L/N P2, Charles Leclerc P4.
user88293 y/n looks so happy 😍
user92832 Don't ever tell me that they're no in love... LOOK AT THEM
ynusername We go again!
user36483 ik they're not officially a couple but i've never seen two drivers have so much chemistry
user63733 brocedes
user38283 carlando
user54738 Maxiel
once again struck down by the limit of photos on a post 😔 lmk if you like this or want to be tagged in the next part, i loved making this hehe (thank god for so much charles bf content fr)
PART THREE
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