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shiftythrifting · 1 year
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Sale Tshirt. And the Corn Man.
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mermaid--bride · 6 months
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Rabicó and Visconde de Sabugosa
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Reiji: So... I am the councelor of the group. The viscount who lives in the library among books.
Too easy. I know exactly where to look. My room is the perfect place to find this book.
Shu: The kitchen...
Reiji: Hm?
Shu: You should look in the kitchen.
Reiji: What nonsense are you spouting? Did you not hear my story?
Shu: You are a corn cob made into a doll viscount by a little boy who magically brought you to life.
The kitchen is a less obvious location to look. Your book is probably there.
Reiji: -!!
I don't like the fact you're the one telling me this...
Also, why are you here? Do you perhaps expect me to find your book for you too?
Shu: Tsk I don't even care that they turned me into a pig... These clothes are too uncomfortable to sleep.
She said I'm a pig always looking for food and being chased by the cook, so I'm looking in the kitchen too.
The faster everyone finds their books the earlier I can get my sleep.
Reiji: Good grief... is that really all you think about? Although I should probably not be surprised. It is to be expected from a deadbeat like you.
Very well, let's look in the kitchen already and get this over with.
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james-silvercat · 1 year
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OK that Viscount guy is....disturbing.
He is a cornhusk doll, clothes made from leaf hair made from, well, corn hair. He was (i think accidentally) brought to life inside the library of the farm and read the entire room in the same afternoon. His canon size is like 1.5ft tall at most, but he is the tallest character of the ensemble in the 2001 adaptation (save for perhaps rabicó and cuca whose actors had to wear mascot suits). Sabugosa is an actual place in yellow woodpecker ranch and it has numerous counts, but he is not related to them and his title of viscount is a made up one and the characters were under the impression sabugosa was also a made up place. Sabugosa roughly translates to cornhusk+suffix
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Lordy, what some people will do in their free time, eh?
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nonamenotitles · 4 years
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HELLO, IN THIS ESSAY I WILL TALK ABOUT RIDDLER AND DO A COMPARISION WITH A POP CULTURE BRAZILIAN CHARACTER AS WELL.
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RIDDLER is a fascinating character. He can be portrayed as silly, or menancing. A gentleman with finesse and complex schemes or a completely mess who doesn’t really know what to do, but hey here’s 10 dolars for solving my riddle! Also Spandex! And Question Marks!
My Favorite Edward is the one from @askarkham. There’s  lot of thing I like about him, but the one that resonates with me the most is this:
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Ronnie, how dare you give me feels!
Because I’ve been there, my anxiety sometimes fills my head with so many things it’s overwhelming.
I am a lot better know with therapy and stuff.
But before treatment I too, soo many times, cried the same phrase.
That really touched me
Sooo
That’s why I’d like to talk about my fave villain who is very similar of another beloved character here in Brazil, who shaped every childhood here. (And I do get a little pride at showing my people’s comics, they’re great!)
A lot of other characters reminds me of the riddler. Like Wheatley!
@canadian-riddler made an wonderful analysis of the two characters.
I’ll poorly describe them: Polite and condescending, friendly enough until he get’s high advanced technology. Then he wants to put you through puzzles and puzzles and if you keep getting it right he will try to murder you with one of them.
But the character that reminds me of Riddler the most is:
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Jimmy Five (English) Cebolinha (little onion) Cebola (onion) from Monica’s Gang/ Turma da Mônica
His main traits is his ingenuity, his five pointed hair and his dysdalia (pronounces R as L)
@drdeath​ did na wonderful analysis of Riddler and he’s motivations, and both these characters personality and motives matches a lot.
Cebolinha is a kid who gets in lot of trouble. He’s a very smart and clever kid, always bragging about he’s superior intellect, and creating “infallible plans” (who always fail) to defeat Mônica and earn the title of “owner of the street”.
Cebolinha also messes with Mônica to get her attention and for fun, calling her names ( he has a little crush on her, and in Turma da Mônica Jovem they’re dating) and he has almost a compulsive desire to knot the ears of her rabbit plushie.
Mônica’s main way to deal with the boys name calling is hitting them with her blue rabbit plushie (though the also gives them advice and uses other ways) which hurts a lot because she has super strengh!
Even though he has been beated numeours times Ceblinha never gives up. Believing he deserves the title of Owner of the Street, yet a lot of he’s plans fail because he understimates Monica’s own cleverness.
Despite everything the two kid’s consider themselves friends, and don’t hesitate to protect each other. We have a movie about the group of kids helping cebolinha to find his dog, floquinho.
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A lhasa apso that for some reason is GREEN.
Turma da Mônica Jovem.
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These comics are about the characters as teenagers. Cebola grew to be na expert with comouters, games and technology, he went to a professional and now only speaks L intstead os R when his nervous.
Batman notices it (but it’s another comic for another time)
Now he wants to take over the world to make it a better place.
He’s cleverness and plans saves his friends through the many and dangerous adventures they get themselves in.
Yet he’s been called out on his manipulations.
One of the earlie sagas was about the ID Mosters, the physical manifestations of the group worst traits and impulses.
They manifested because it’s in the teenager years that kids start to get more emotional changes, and start to be aware of their impuses and control them better than when as kids by developing their emotional intelligence.
Cebola’s mosters is a Liar and master manipulator who uses his charms and skills to get whatever he wants. And the kid had to deal with his shame and realise he is and can be a better person than in he was in the past.
Maybe Arkham should try the “fight the physical manifestation of your Id” it seems to work.
Important scene in the Saga.
Here Red Monica is Monica’s ID monster disguised. Humilliating Cebola. Later the Real Monica confronts him, thinking he’s sending fake messages  to make her look bad. So he feels he’s being gaslighted.
THEN HE BEGS HER TO BEAT HIM.
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C: Mônica...No... I will do anything...I
Cellphone*Sending to all contacts*
RM: Tomorrow you will make another  sign, and will do my homework too! Or else... I will send your other love notes so everyone will laugh at you.
C: I thought that we...
I thought that...
I thought that you liked me!
RM: And I Like! I like when you do what I SAY!
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M: CEBOLA!
Speak now! What nonsense is this!
Why are you saying such things about me. Did you decide to go back to the old plans?
Why are you lying,Cebola?
C: BEAT ME UP!
Go on, Mônica! Beat me up already! It was better when you beat me up!
C: Because being beated up by you doesn’t hurt s much...
As what you’ve being doing...
NOW! Of course emotional manipulation hurts more than being punched.
And what was the blackmail: Humilliation
Tying it with the Riddler: Edward surely feels that being beaten up by Batman hurts much less than the humiliation of being defeated. That’s also why he goes on and on with puzzles and plans even though if he fails he will physically hurt.
Because he’s already hurt! He already feels humilliated! And that’s the worst pain he’s ever endured and is still going on.  
Back To the comics.
Later in the comics, He and Mônica confessed his feeling to each other, but Cebola explained he can only date her after defeating her.
He does get called out on it in later editions.
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C: Mônica...I...
M: Why illusions of grandeur, Cebola? Why do you believe you need to be superior than me?
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C: Superior? I don’t want to be above you, Mônica!
I want to be equal! Sice childhood you’ve been strong... confident...the leader...
While I always was the changing-letters kid who got beaten up at the end.
Okay, Edward Nigma wants to be above Batman. But most of the feelings is the same.
Eddy sees Batman as strong, and confident and a leader. While he’s the one who’s humiliated and beaten up.
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C: You don’t realize it, right? You have no idea how hard it is to stand at your side...
Without feeling small.
I think I’m giving a little fuel to batriddle shippers... oh well.
As you can see, like Riddler, Cebola feels that he needs to prove himself, needs to prove he’s worth, to the point of delaying everything else in his life until heachieves it.
So my analysis is complete. BEHOLD!
HEADCANONS
I found a fic that I still wanna read called “Dinner at Wayne Mansion”, I get Riddler made the highest bidding in Bruce Wayne at the Bachelor Auction.
It reminded me of that comic where Eddie tried to trick Batman into dining with him.
I think this universe riddler would totally do the auction thing just to talk all night long with Bruce Wayne, and his projects and stuff. All happy and giddy. “Oh Bruce, how are the kids doing?”
Edward lowkeys wants Bruce Wayne to adopt him.
Come on DC! Give us na alternative universe where after his first crime and Batman finding out about he’s abusive household, Bruce decides “Okay I’m gonna raise this young man”.
Stephanie LOVES her Big Brother Eddie! He beat up her abusive dad (Cluemaster) and humilliated him with trivia knowledge and stuff.
I think one thing that should be explores is Riddler as na expert magician, he is a master escapist because he loves houdini, and magic employs cleverness and illusion.
He’s a geek for magic tricks.
He shows them to Harley and Jervis who look bright eyed and “Oooooooh”
Firefly asks if he knows fire tricks
He does and promplity shows off his skill.
Then John has to clean out the entire hideout because Edward fell for it and now Garfield knows there are flammable chemicals here.  
Final Thought.
Well, there’s ANOTHER brazilian character that he reminds me of.
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Visconde de Sabugosa  (Viscount of Corncob) from  The Yellow Woodpecker Farm
Ginger like lots of adaptations
Soul patch
Green tux
He’s main trait is his intelligence
differences
HE IS A LIVING DOLL MADE OF CORNCOB!
@jonathan-cranes-mistress-of-fear​
@weyoun​
@askarkham
@drdeath​
@frommylack​
@praprikat
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kathelynillustra · 4 years
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Feliz aniversário, @millygrau! Muitos anos de felicidade, saúde, milhos e yaois para ti!
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Como o há um trocadilho entre "milho" e "Milly", nada melhor do que fazer essa bela criatura vestida de... * rufem os tambores! * Visconde de Sabugosa, personagem de Monteiro Lobato (1882-1948, famoso escritor, ativista, diretor e produtor brasileiro). Visconde é um boneco feito de sabugo de milho, cuja sabedoria obteve através dos livros da estante de Dona Benta. Apesar de ser um visconde, seu único pertence é a sua cartola.
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Como hay un juego de palabras entre "maíz" y "Milly", nada mejor que hacer que esta hermosa criatura se vista con... * tamborilea * Vizconde de Sabugosa, personaje de Monteiro Lobato (1882-1948, famoso escritor, activista, director y productor brasileño). Vizconde es una muñeca hecha de mazorcas de maíz, cuya sabiduría obtuvo a través de los libros de la estantería de Doña Benta. A pesar de ser un vizconde, su única propiedad es su sombrero de copa.
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Since there's a pun between "corn" and "Milly," nothing better than making this beautiful creature dressed in... * drum the drums! * Viscount of Sabugosa, character of Monteiro Lobato (1882-1948, famous Brazilian writer, activist, director and producer). Viscount is a doll made of corncob, whose wisdom he obtained through the books of Dona Benta's bookcase. Despite being a viscount, his only property is his top hat.
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cryptodictation · 4 years
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Writer explains importance of National Children's Book Day
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THE National Children's Book Day was created in 2002, in honor of the birth of Monteiro Lobato, a pioneer to dedicate much of his work to children's literature. The São Paulo author, born in Taubat on April 18, 1882, began his legacy with the book The snub nose girl, published in 1920.
The book's success spurred the creation of many others that make up the universe created by the author, with iconic characters from the Brazilian imagination. Talking doll Emlia, Dona Benta, Aunt Anastcia, Viscount of Sabugosa, Pedrinho, Saci, among so many others, live great adventures in the yellow Woodpecker Site.
This year, due to the quarantine to reduce the contagion of the coronavirus, most of the educational activities are concentrated in the virtual world and in the space of the home. Teachers and writers are making available literary materials and activities for children to do at home, based on children's and youth stories and their creative reflections.
The writer and poet Vernica Vincenza, also director of children's literature at the Writers' Union, answers some questions about the importance of the date, about her work with children's literature and gives tips for parents to explore, in practice, the stories contained in the books:
What is the importance of a date to celebrate National Children's Book Day?
This is a date chosen to celebrate, especially, national children's literature, but also children's literature as a whole. Through it, authors and books are remembered, and also a hook for us, parents, to work and encourage reading at home.
How did children's literature enter your personal and, later, professional life?
Children's literature came into my life from an early age. My parents and grandparents have always had great libraries, and there was an enchanted world. My grandmother particularly read a lot to me, because she had time and there used to be no nursery schools. I always read and showed the figures, and I kept imagining and thinking about the stories. I started my literary career with poetry. When I came to live here in Braslia, I was dedicating myself to diplomacy, and I started to write. Among these poems, many were childish, where I remembered my childhood. When I was about to write my novel, I discovered that I was pregnant with twins. That is how my professional career in children's literature began, because we always read together and play theater with the stories.
But what brought you children's literature? There was a very important turning point for me to really start writing for this audience. My poetry book was already published, and one day I was in traffic with the boys, they were 3 years old, and they started jumping in the car and touching their shoes on my head. He needed to explain, in a way that they understood, how dangerous the situation was. So, I remembered a bedside book that I had just gotten from my mother. It was a book about a child who had an accident. I showed them, through the figures in the book, what could have happened. Since then, they have always worn their seat belts and never removed them. I discovered, a wonderful tool to show, in another way, the reality of the world. I think the writer does that for his audience.
What were your first works in the children's universe and how do you fit into that world to write the books?
My first edition of children's books was the collection, Make your instrument and follow the story, and in honor of the times I spent with the boys creating musical instruments and making music, because they have always been so agitated and only today, but also have always been very creative. There are five books that teach how to make a rattle, drums, a rain stick, a berimbalina, which is a berimbau for children, and the last one is now Joaquim Tamborim. Then I continued writing, besides this collection, I wrote My brothers have arrived, which talks about adoo; The circus of friends, about friendship; and now, I'm launching The owner of the tie, which talks about the pursuits of our dreams. a book with a more complex message, not suitable for younger ages. Despite being done in children's language, it transcends to a question that we ask ourselves all our lives: what is my dream?
Parents are having to use their imaginations to redirect children's energy and diversify activities, combining fun with learning. What tips can you give so that parents and children can celebrate National Children's Book Day?
To commemorate that day, remember the authors and books and encourage them to read at home, it would be nice to have a story line where children can interact. You can also see writers' lives and storytelling to see how everything is done. In the Writers Union, we have on our social networks as the Facebook and Instagram, Sindescritores, a series of storytelling videos with authors here from Brasilia, who answer the children's questions about the book. a way to get to know Brasiliense authors without leaving home, especially now in quarantine.
Children's literature online
For connected children and parents, there is a large children's literary collection available free of charge on specialized websites, in addition to other works that were released to entertain children during the quarantine period:
*The website Public Domain it has about 250 children's books in PDF with free access in the digital library.
* The digital library of children's literature, Bamboleio, with books carefully chosen for children, made the collection available for free for 45 days.
* The online platform I read to a child, from Banco Ita, rene 12 children's books by authors such as Conceio Evaristo, Luis Fernando Verssimo, Antonio Prata, Marcelo Rubens Paiva and Adriana Carranca. There is no need to register or download and everything is free. The narratives are animated and can be read on your cell phone or computer.
*O Reading Space offers several free digital books. It is not possible to download them, but you can read them through the browser. In addition to books with illustrations, the platform also offers games and tips on how to deepen the reading of children's stories.
* Internship under the supervision of Adriana Izel
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Yellow Woodpecker Farm (1920)
The Sítio do Picapau Amarelo (literally translated and roughly known as the Yellow Woodpecker Farm or the Yellow Woodpecker Ranch) is the primary setting for the series of children novels of same name, written by Brazilian author Monteiro Lobato.
The place is described as "a small farm with a pretty cottage, surrounded by trees" and simultaneously close to several other subsettings: a stream, a virgin forest and a small village, both named the Tucanos.
The Farm In the farm lives an old widow, Dona Benta ("Mrs. Benta"), and her two grandchildren, a girl, Lúcia, referred only by her nickname Narizinho (roughly "Little Nose", because of her turned-up nose), and her cousin boy, Pedrinho ("Pete"); the servant and cook, a black woman named Nastácia ("Anastacia"), and two talking puppets, the rag doll Emília (animated by some of Doctor Snail's "talking Pills" she somehow "ingested") and an aristocratic and learned puppet made of corncob, the Viscount of Sabugosa ("sabugo" means corncob in Portuguese, "Sabugosa" is a parody of the real Count de Sabugosa). The Viscount always wears a top hat. The farm is home to various talking animals, including the fat pig Rabicó ("Short-Tail"), the cow Mocha (pronounced "Maw-sha"), the intelligent donkey Conselheiro ("Advisor"), and a tender rhinoceros called Quindim (named after quindim, a Brazilian dessert), who fled from a circus and was kept hidden by the children.
While in the farm, the children live several adventures in fantasy, with or without the participation of the older ones. The farm was devised as an attempt to sum up all widespread characteristics of the Brazilian rural living of its time for educational purposes: Lobato intended to teach children to understand, to enjoy and to be proud of their cultural heritage and tried to do so by means of creating an entire milieu in which to set his children's stories so that they could all have a common Brazilian feel and background. The major features of the farm were established by the novel A Menina do Narizinho Arrebitado ("The Girl With the Turned Up Nose"), published in December 1920.
Other worlds Using a powerful magic powder, the "Pirlimpimpim", the children and their living toys manage to actually visit fictitious, nonexistent or lost worlds, such as Neverland, the mythological Ancient Greece (where the group intervene in Hercules' twelve labours, befriending him), the Fable and the Grammar worlds. Through the powder, Emília gets to land in the End of the World itself, searching for the House of Keys in order to switch down the War key (and consequently World War II). In O Picapau Amarelo, the farm is visited by several fairy tale characters, including Cinderella, Snow White, Red Riding Hood, all of them led by Tom Thumb (a good friend of Emília's).
Source: Wikipedia
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Season 1, Episode 1: A Different Place
Where better to begin talking about a show than the beginning? Like most shows, Sítio do Picapau Amarelo has a pilot episode.
...Okay, in this case, “pilot episode” is just a fancy way of saying “first episode”. Much like Rick & Morty and DT17, SDPA doesn’t really have a pilot episode that isn’t just the first episode (unless you count Doc and Mharti as R&M’s pilot, which I’d rather not), so to begin the series, we kinda have to jump right into the mess of things.
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It’s like A Quiet Place, but not stupid.
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As the episode begins, we are introduced to a two men on a horse-drawn cart. The man in the red box is a book salesman who’s a little down on his luck in terms of profits.
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A little.
This guy isn’t really given a name, and I don’t want to call him “The Salesman” the whole time because that’s stupid. So I’m going to give him a name. Mr. Simmons will do nicely.
Anyways, Mr. Simmons falls out of the cart when it hits a patch in the road, and when he picks himself up, he sees a quaint little house on a farm, with an old woman knitting on the porch.
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Here, we are introduced to the first of our main cast, Dona Benta, a kind elderly lady who owns this little patch of heaven known as the Yellow Woodpecker Farm. Yeah, didn’t take us long to get there, huh?
So Mr. Simmons sees this old woman in the middle of (what he believes to be) nowhere, and decides it’s the perfect opportunity to make a quick buck believing that:
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Which, I dunno, man, she seems pretty comfortable just sitting in her rocking chair, knitting. Like, even as an outsider who doesn’t know a lick of what goes on in this farm, I’d say she’s content as she is, but anything to make some cold hard cash, I guess.
Also, I would not ever call this place a desert, even for the sake of exaggeration. There’s grass everywhere, bushes, trees, flowers, the works. If this where anything like a desert, I do not think this woman would be here, to put it simply. But, I digress. And I hydraulic press, but we won’t be seeing that.
So, Mrs. Benta goes inside to call for the kids, and here we meet 3 of our other actors:
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Here, we see Pedrinho (or Little Pete, the boy in the blue overalls) and Narizinho (or Lúcia “Little Nose”, the girl in the red dress), cousins and Mrs. Benta’s grandchildren. They’re playing tag, I think, but they’re stopped in their tracks with their Grandma in the way, and-
Hang on, I feel like we’re forgetting something.
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Oh, right. I almost forgot Emilia. She’s basically the reason I watch this show, no biggie.
Anyway, she’s in a race with the kids, when they’re blocked by Grandma. Emilia makes the smart move and cuts right under Mrs. Benta. It looks like this:
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Another reason I like this show so much, it’s rife with smears, which I feel like any good cartoon should have. Like here, where Emilia friggin’ nyooms right under Mrs. Benta like a comet.
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Emilia reaches the finish line at the bookshelf, where we see the Viscount of Sabugosa, a puppet made out of an ear of corn who’s very smart and polite. (His name is a pun, “sabugo” means corncob in Portuguese, and it’s a parody of the Count of Sabugosa, of which there were 9, the first being Vasco Fernandes César de Meneses in 1729- but everybody calls him Viscount and so will I because blah)
In this show, the Viscount is the actual size of an ear of corn, which makes sense, he is, after all, a puppet made out of one. I think it’s really funny that the cartoon is slightly more realistic than the live-action show it’s based on in this regard, because in the 2001 series, for whatever reason, the Viscount towers over everyone:
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And he has a sick mustache.
Like, I don’t get it, out of all the characters, you made the guy made out of corn the tallest one in the cast? I get that the technology to make him actually small probably wasn’t all there yet, Grandpa in My Pocket was still 8 years off, but you really couldn’t find a guy that wasn’t the same height as Shaq?
Yeesh, only 2 minutes in and I’m getting sidetracked this often. Well, I guess it’s better than having nothing to talk about.
Anyway, Emilia wins the race, but the other two kids run into her, smooshing her against the bookshelf-
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-and pwning her so hard she briefly grows fingers on her hand (and turning it into a left hand apparently, because the thumb is on the wrong side)
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Mrs. Benta explains that Emilia and the other mystical beings must hide from the impending salesman.
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Oh brother, I was wondering when we’d get to this guy. This is Marquis of Rabicó (Portuguese for Short-tail). Literally the first thing you read about him on the show’s Wikipedia is that he’s fat (which you think would be a given cuz he’s a pig), and his part of the Characters section isn’t much better, stating that he’s a “gluttonous, selfish, cowardly and lazy pig” and most of his episodes involve him getting himself and/or others into trouble by being a gluttonous, selfish, cowardly and lazy pig. He’s only ever onscreen to cause problems, either directly or by proxy. If I were to sum him up in one meme, it would be this:
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Now, I don’t hate Rabicó, I’m actually quite indifferent towards him, but he does bring down a lot of the episodes that he’s a major part of. Thankfully, there aren’t too many episodes featuring him in the first 2 seasons, but from what I hear, Season 3 goes ham with that shit (pun intended) and it brings down the quality of the season as a whole, so it’s a good thing that’s as far off from now as it is. I want to enjoy the lack-of-pig while it lasts.
But hey, at least he doesn’t look like this:
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Don’t do drugs, kids.
Rant over, Mrs. Benta explains that she wants things to look normal because the Yellow Woodpecker Farm is a very peculiar place, where all kinds of weird and wacky stuff goes on, and if word gets out about it, the place will be filled with tourists wanting to get a peek of the action.
Something that Mrs. Benta probably didn’t consider is that there’s a bigger threat to being exposed than just filthy tourism. That’s right, I’m talking about the GOVERNMENT.
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I mean, think about it. How many movies have you seen where the government tries to hunt down an unnatural being? E.T., the Sonic Movie, a third one I can’t think of right now, etc. (Lilo & Stitch does not count) Now, I can’t speak for Brazil’s government compared to the U.S., but I know there’s gotta be a division dedicated to dealing with unnatural things that would no doubt arrest Emilia, Rabicó, Viscount, etc. and run experiments on them. Then again, maybe this cartoon takes place in a world where the government doesn’t even exist. I mean, we never really see any urban settings in the show (aside from a brief mention of “the city” in the finale), so for all I know, the world of Sítio do Picapau Amarelo is run by Vermin Supreme.
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Real talk, you should all be ashamed of yourselves for not voting for this guy back in 2016.
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Initially, Emilia won’t go into her box, but then she gives in and is dragged there by Aunt Nastácia, the housemaid of the farm with a knack for making dolls (so she’s essentially Emilia’s mom). She doesn’t really do much in this episode, but the Fat Bastard does even less, and I still mentioned him.
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So Mrs. Benta lets Mr. Simmons into the house and he does this whole spiel about how great the books are, how they can take you to worlds you never imagined, fantasy and action, yadda yadda.
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Meanwhile, the kids are off to the side and they’re all like “Well, we met the actual Hercules, get on our level scrub”. And of course, Emilia is watching with them, instead of in her box.
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As Simmons keeps on rambling, Emilia is being a little peeping tom, not realizing that one turned head could lead to her being dissected like a high school frog.
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Apparently, Emilia thinks she’s a regular Bart Simpson, with shit like spitballs and pulling out the man’s leg hairs. She’s really pushing her luck here, and for little reason. Sure, Simmons called the place boring, but that’s how it’s supposed to be to him.
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Of course, Pedrinho and Narizinho are nice enough kids that they bail her out on this one and pretend it was them.
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And before Simmons can ask what the hell is going on, Mrs. Benta gives him the money for the books and sends him out the door. And once he’s out...
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I’ll give you a hint: it rhymes with go.
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Of course, they’re not out of the woods yet, cuz Simmons is getting a little suspicious.
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Busted. The truth is revealed, all laid out for Simmons to see. A talking rag-doll? Inconceivable! And yet, there it is.
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Come on, Viscount. I would expect you of all people to uphold what Mrs. Benta said and stay hidden. You’re smart enough, you should already know what’s at stake, or at least that something is at stake. I mean, I understand that the cat is already out of the bag, but you’re not helping.
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Also, you’re thumb is clipping into your bowtie, you should get that checked out.
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Rabicó, I hope you get turned into salami. Not out of spite or anything, but just because I like salami.
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Naturally, Simmons believes he’s struck gold and found the ultimate tourist trap. But when Emilia points out that if he tells anyone, he’ll sound like a crazy person-
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-he straight up Villager Neutral B’s her,
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hails a horse, and books it.
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Wow, Viscount. Dick move mangling Mrs. Benta’s glasses like that. And all for an impromptu magnifying glass, which is pointless-
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-because we can see the horse tracks perfectly fine without them.
(The Viscount isn’t this much of a jerk in the rest of the series, I swear.)
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So, the gang follow the tracks until there are no more, which leads them to a corn store.
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Wait, a... corn store? As in, a store that mainly, if not exclusively, sells maize and maize accessories? Compared to vegetables in general, that’s quite a niche market, I can’t possibly imagine finding a success in building an entire business around one type of vegetable. Corn is simply not as versatile as something like chocolate or cheese.
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Oh no, wait, it’s just a bar. I guess this cartoon takes place in the middle of Prohibition 2: Return of Jafar, and the whole “corn store” thing is just a set up for a speakeasy. (I mean, you could also argue that it’s a diner, but I’mma go with bar because it’s funnier.)
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And I’m guessing Simmons expects the place to put all of the meals on his tab, considering he’s going to get the money later with all the tourism. But then, why doesn’t he just pay with the money he got from selling Mrs. Benta those books? So he pulls Emilia out of his bag to show everyone that he has a talking doll and...
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Hm. Probably should have put some air holes in that bag.
Anyway, the gang comes in, and Mrs. Benta asks for the doll back, with Narizinho hamming up her Oscar-worthy performance:
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So everybody’s giving Mr. Simmons a mean glare:
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Including this gentleman who looks like someone just insulted his favorite MHA character (it’s probably Tsuyu):
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So Mr. Simmons desperately tries to convince everyone that the doll indeed does talk, and that she comes from a wacky place, but Aunt Nastácia intervenes and says that it’s just a normal doll.
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She just straight up roasts Emilia, who (big surprise) does not take it very well. To the point that she is very visibly angry, which you think the barflies would notice.
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I mean, look at that and tell me that you wouldn’t notice anything weird.
But anyways, they get the doll back and we get this cute group hug.
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D’awww.
So they leave with Emilia-
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as Mr. Simmons is beaten to death offscreen for stealing from a little girl.
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As the gang walks home, Viscount bends Ms. Benta’s glasses back to normal. Took you long enough, ya jerk.
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Not even close, my dear. This is only the beginning.
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Well, that was a very good first episode. It introduces the world and many of the main characters very well. And while there were a few issues I had with it, they’re really just nitpicks that don’t detract from the episode as a whole. Overall, a good effort, 8/10.
So, yeah, that’s the first episode down. Join me next time when we watch episode 2, and meet a very vile villain.
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Very vile indeed.
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