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Not the original asker, but how would you make NPC equivalents of PC mechs? Some stuff feels fairly intuitive, but there are some others that I'm less sure of/not sure how to do.
IPS-N
IPS-N mechs are probably the easiest, since there are many mechs that are close to being 1-to-1 NPC approximations of IPS-N mechs.
Blackbeard - One of the easiest, since the Berserker NPC is basically just a Blackbeard. It has the Chain Axe, it has the reckless speed and it has the inability to properly determine between friend and foe. It doesn't have the Blackbeard's enhanced Grapple shenanigans but those aren't really appropriate on an NPC mech anyway.
Caliban - Give an Assassin the Devil's Cough Shotgun and Explosive Knives.
Drake - Take the Bastion, increase its HP just a little, remove the Rotary Grenade Launcher and give it the Scourer's Thermal Lance, except make the Thermal Lance do Kinetic damage instead of Energy.
Lancaster - Another easy one. The Support NPC is just a slightly slower Lancaster. It has a Latch Drone, it has Restock Drones, it has Whitewash, it's got all the fun stuff.
Nelson - Yet another easy one. The Cataphract does pretty much exactly what the Nelson does, just with added trample.
Raleigh - This is much more difficult - so much so that for In Golden Flame, I created an entirely new NPC class, the Slinger, just to simulate it. If you don't have IGF, start with an Assault. Remove the Assault Rifle, Combat Knife and Hunker Down. Take the Drum Shotgun from the Goliath and call it a Hand Cannon. Give it the Archer's Impending Threat optional.
Tortuga - This one's fairly simple. Take a Sentinel, upscale it to Size 2, give it Punisher Ammunition and the Bombard's Siege Armor.
Vlad - Take a Berserker, give it the Nail Gun optional, and then give it the Bastion's Near-Threat Denial System.
Zheng - Take a Berserker, give it Juggernaut and Retribution, remove Aggression, remove the Chain Axe and replace it with the Demolisher's Demolition Hammer.
SSC
SSC mechs also have a lot of parallels, so it's pretty easy to model them.
Black Witch - Probably the hardest mech to model with existing NPCs. I created another whole new class, the Lodestone, just to simulate these guys.
Death's Head - Take a Sniper, cut the damage on its Anti-Material Rifle to 6/8/10, strip the Loading trait and permanently give it the effect of Deadmetal Rounds (shots become Line 20 instead of Range 25).
Dusk Wing - Literally just a Hornet.
Metalmark - Take an Assault and give it the Operator's Fade Generator.
Monarch - Depending on the exact flavour of Monarch you want, you can do two things. Either take a Rainmaker, scale it up to Size 2 and give it Atlas Missiles the Ace's Missile Swarm, or take an Ace, scale it up to Size 2 and give it Missile Swarm.
Mourning Cloak - Literally just a Specter.
Swallowtail - Literally just a Scout.
HORUS
HORUS mechs are where we need to get a little bit more inventive. This shit ain't natural boys.
Balor - Take a Hive, give it Electro-Nanite Cloud and the Berserker's Harpoon Cannon, then give it the Exotic template and choose Regenerator. Or, if you have No Room For A Wallflower, just use the Lurker NPC.
Goblin - It's a Witch.
Gorgon - Take a Sentinel, scale it up to Size 2 and give it the Archer's Impending Threat and Suppress reactions.
Hydra - There's not really an NPC that simulates a mech deploying 800 drones and honestly that's probably for the best.
Manticore - Give a Berserker the Superhot optional, the Cataphract's Capacitor Discharge, the Sentinel's Combat Shotgun and the Operator's Self-Erasure.
Pegasus - Do not attempt to simulate me, ha ha.
Harrison Armory
Home stretch here.
Barbarossa - Take a Goliath, give it the Ultra's Short-Cycle Lance or the Bombard's Bombard Cannon.
Genghis - Literally just a Pyro.
Iskander - This is just a Seeder.
Napoleon - Why does this mech exist
Saladin - Scale up an Aegis to Size 2.
Sherman - Take a Scourer and give it Emergency Vent.
Tokugawa - Take a Berserker and give it Superhot. Make its Chain Axe do Energy instead of Kinetic, and instead of Shredding on crit, make it do a couple of Burn damage.
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Hello! Based on several asks we have received, we would like to conduct some market research.
Please tell us the specifics in the tags or comments! Feedback from pilots like you is very important to us.
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A Quick Masterpost (is that the right term?) for all of the Vex's Mechs and Memes episodes:
When @vexwerewolf mentioned that an intended voice for her mech memes was Dave's Spokesman, the LRR fandom had a brief time and I considered voicing all the memes in that style. With some encouragement, I did just that over the course of a few months (and I also voiced a couple by @saint-sacrilege-blog too). Now I'm figuring it might be a good idea to make one post with a link to all of them in hopes it'll make some ease of access! Just to note, I've decided to not go 100% by order of creation by breaking them into groups based on manufacturers:
Royal Karrakin Foundries:
Calendula Spooky Dave
Harrison Armory:
Iskander
Tokugawa
Saladin
Barbarossa
Genghis Mk II
Sherman
Sunzi
Napoleon
Enkidu
Horus:
Pegasus
Balor
Lich
Gorgon
Hydra
Goblin
Manticore
General Massive Systems:
Everest
Smith-Shimano Corporation:
Dusk Wing
Mourning Cloak
Swallowtail
Atlas
Monarch
Death's Head
IPS-Northstar:
Lancaster
Zheng
Tortuga
Vlad
Raleigh
Blackbeard
Caliban
Stortebeker
Kidd
Other:
In Golden Flame: Act 1 (final shitpost)
Operator NPC
If this is your gateway into the series, I hope you'll enjoy it! If you've been following it, I'd like to thank you for listening to all of these and giving your likes/reblogs/occasional bits of commentary either in tags or replies.
#vex's mechs and memes#vexwerewolf#loadingreadyrun#lrr#dave's spokesman#lancer rpg#lancer ttrpg#my sins laid bare for all to see
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Whats everyones favorite Lancer frame?
oooo!!! we haven't played so we're just going from vibes, but everyone love Manticore and Goblin, they're just so skeungly
Willow and Evie absolutely love Barbarossa, especially in striker builds
Lucky loves all of IPS-N's lineup, especially Blackbeard, Vlad, Raleigh, and Caliban
Hope loves SSC Monarch and Viceroy because she's a big nerd :3
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Lancer Mechs in Two Sentences or Less: PT-3: IPS-Northstar
Drake: Turn your TTRPG into a turn based tower defense game! *BRRRRRRTTTT*
Blackbeard: It's my grapple, and I get to choose yer movement! HAVE AT THEE-
Caliban: Every mech is made to kill things. This one though, this one is built to kill things with utmost expediency and efficiency in mind.
Tortuga: The answer to all problems is a shotgun, and if that doesn't work, use more shotgun. In case neither instances of shotgun usages helped the situation (Unlikely) then get the Daisy Cutter breach loading shotgun cannon and perforate all your problems away in a cloud of detritus and shrapnel!
Raleigh: What if you gave a spider a cowboy hat and a revolver for every one of its legs?
Kidd: Give the Lancaster an orbital laser and a crew of robo-pirates who also take summer jobs as dubiously ethical unionized construction workers and you get this thing.
Lancaster: Literally carrying the entire team. Ridiculous +10 repair cap and MULE harness means that you stand the fuck up and salute a Lancaster main whenever they walk by because they're the only reason your ass didn't explode on the spot when a Sherman hit you directly in the face with its Andromeda.
Nelson: The only mech in the game that can ship These Hands (TM) directly across interplanetary lines and directly into your fucking mouth with next second shipping!
Vlad: Imagine a hedgehog with full length infantry lances for quills. Cool, now give it guns and bear traps.
Zheng: Xiong Xiaoli once punched a pirate so hard in the face that even trace elements of their existence were wiped entirely off the map. From that day on, IPS-N strives to recreate this in their Zheng line.
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Got this idea driving home but I kinda pinned down what combining my two favourite rpgs would look like at least on the surface. So here is the mech break down of the Crab forces if i ran this kind of thing.
Three mechs for each family that match their tactical methods.
Hida: Blackbeard, Tortuga, and Saladin. Mechs for heavy defense or unstoppable rage fueled violence.
Hiruma: Dusk Wing, Swallowtail, and Caliban. Small fast scout mechs that excel in scout and assault positions.
Kaiu: Barbarossa, Kidd, and Kobold. Construction, repair, and siege mechs.
Kuni: Lich, Vlad, and White Witch. Control and support mechs that border on the terrifying.
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Basically Cinder in my headcanon: part 67
Vlad: Heheheee, Halloween's right around the corner Cindy~!
Cinder: *not as enthusiastic* Joy...
Vlad: Oh come on, where's your spooky spirit?
Cinder: You do this every year, it's just a single day wear kids dress up and eat candy.
Vlad: I know, but it's a fun holiday! I know you put up with me gushing over it ever since we met but why not get in the mood, for us the and kids?
The pyromancer dealt with a lot of things her ecstatic husband did almost every day. She was night and he was day despite their color choice and fashion sense, but Cinder would be lying to herself if she didn't enjoy it. Not denying her smile to form it was a cute sight of Vlad hanging up decorations for the occasion.
Cinder: Are the pies almost done?
Vlad: Just about to be, never tried cinnamon on pumpkin but we'll see how those turn out.
Cinder: Also I was wondering...*reaches under the couch pulling out two sets of clothes on hangers* How would these suffice as our macabre attire?
Vlad: ...is that-
Cinder: Gomez and Morticia Addams costumes? Yes, yes they are. *winks*
Vlad: Cindy you're the best!!! *bounds to her then swoops Cinder up in a hug* Oh wait our heights are all wrong...
Cinder: It's fine, I didn't plan on walking in heels anyway with how far we might go.
"Mommy, daddy, we're ready!" Shouted a chipper voice from upstairs accompanied by excited little feet.
Vlad: Oh. My. Goodness.
Ash (3 yrs old): Ta-daaa! *dressed as Carrie White post blood bucket* Mommy picked it out for me!
Cinder: Oh, that's fake blood by the way. That'll wash out by tomorrow.
Vlad: Whew, had me worried for sec-
Cinder: But not on Kain's.
Stomping dramatically in the living room came their boy clad in a dark gray jacket, dusty jeans, and red-spattered machete in hand topped off with the infamous hockey mask.
Kain (8 yrs old): ... *dressed as Jason Voorhees*
Vlad: *deep breath* Cindy...?
Cinder: It's alright, it's pig's blood!
Vlad: IN WHAT UNIVERSE DOES THAT MAKE IT BETTER?!
Cinder: For authenticity babe, calm down! You two loving your costumes?
Ash: Yup-yup!
Kain: *raises his mask* It's hard to breath with this thing and it makes my face hot...
Cinder: Oh, here sweetie.
Using her prosthetic arm she punctures six holes near the mouth with her metal nail, strapping the plastic on Kain's head.
Vlad: Better?
Kain: Mmm, now I'll sound tons scarier with my breathing!
Cinder: Haha, wonderful.
Vlad: Are you guys ready for the best Halloween ever?!
Kain/Ash: YAAAAAY!!!!
Vlad: Later we're gonna talk about using actual blood on props...! *whispers angrily to his wife*
Cinder: Not before our alone time~.
Vlad: ...fine, now let's get dressed. We got some spooking to do!
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Roz and Prudence are now sword friends, and they hang out after school to fence. Sometimes Roz uses her cunning to figure out Prudence's next move. P is annoyed but impressed. Roz keeps bugging her to try out for cheerleading.
Caliban escaped from his prison to start shit so many times that queen of hell!sabrina ripped out his powers and put him on earth, where he enjoys wearing silly mortal clothes, starting shit, dishing juicy high school dirt, and flirting with Ambrose. He becomes a frenemy member of the Fright Club.
Somewhere in the dystopian future, the 3 protectors of the Unholy Regalia are #Brogalia, hanging out, drinking wine, having adventures in empty hell, starting book clubs.
#caos#chilling adventures of sabrina#spoilers#prudence blackwood#rosalind walker#caliban#pontius pilate#vlad the impaler#king herod
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Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Judas Kiss
Gunshots!
Sabrina calling out for her aunt and cousin to see who it might have been
Aunt Zelda got shot
Damn right, we need help!
“I'm not done driving you crazy yet.” 💔
Why don’t they bury her in the Cain pit? Or can it only work on one witch at a time
Mambo Marie has to save her girlfriend
Modern medicine is all the magic we can perform
Wailing women…a banshee!
For someone who was raised by three witches Sabrina knows zero about their world
Luci is free
Death! Death comes next
Why would you give Blackwood the Mark of Cain? He’s unkillable now
Honestly, I’m surprise Lilith hasn’t produced an heir for Luci in all the time they’ve been together
How you get pregnant that easily? Did you perform a spell?
HOW THE HELL YOU KNOW IT’S A SON?! WITCH PREGNANCIES CONFUSE ME
Luci has a daddy kink
Faustus is like “do you have to do that hissing near me?”
They stole a bit from you
Aw, Theo and Robin are cute!
You had to take your shirt off to show that you’re a hobgoblin
So, lets see. Harvey is descendant from witch hunters, Roz’s family was cursed by witches, Theo’s ancestor helped bring witches into America, Robin is a hobgoblin, and Sabrina is half-angel half- human, but all witch
Theo doesn’t wanna be sacrificed so, time to lose virginity
Harvey and Roz had the same idea
Yikes! Roz seeing Harvey and Sabrina when they were together
“Caliban, Prince of Hell.” “How can you be Prince of Hell when I, who am Hell itself, know nothing of you?” I mean, to be fair I’m still confused of how he is prince of Hell as well
Your father is in Hell
Sabrina and Prudence wondering why they aren’t doing the siphoning spell
I guess cliques are like covens
Zelda’s limbo is home
Aw, poor Hilda
EDWARD!! ❤❤ I’M NOT CRYING!
Very easily, just say no
Of course, its “Hey Mickey”
Looks like this asshole is back
Sabrina brought her coven to hell
NOOOO DORCAS IS DEAD!!!
AGATHA DID IT
Found daddy
Edward knew about Sabrina
Young Zelda and young asshole Faustus
Of course, she’ll protect her new girlfriend
Prudence still wants to kill Blackwood….I mean I don’t blame her
Maybe pick the hard way, Sabrina. No kissing and no betraying someone you love
Ugh! Endgame really needs to be deleted from our vocabulary
Dracula is real!
Mary is on edge
Fuck its Pan
Greendale will be the New Eden but what about Riverdale? What will happen to them?
Harvey is still suitable
We don’t abandon our town, Robin
Aw, baby Sabrina
Sabrina bringing Nick up to speed
Yeah, well, Sabrina didn’t have a choice in the matter
Nick got the SOS instead of Sabrina
Vlad not so dead
Judas is Vlad’s daddy
Sabrina’s blood hurts Vlad
“Consent, it’s real” ❤
Harvey you really need to work on that
Salem in attack mode ❤
Now Agatha is dead
NOOOO, PRUDENCE!!
Poor Ambrose. Poor Prudence
Zelda lives to an old age! So does Hilda!
Sabrina finally visit her aunt
I’m not crying!
Zelda just got murdered by her ex-husband
She had no choice!
Why don’t Roz and Theo stand up and try fighting? Or try untying their hands?
Sabrina is a little frozen
#sabrina commentary#sabrina spellman#harvey kinkle#rosalind walker#theo putnam#ambrose spellman#zelda spellman#hilda spellman#lilith#madam satan#nick scratch#prudence blackwood#faustus blackwood#dorcas night#agatha night#lucifer morningstar#sabrina part 3#pt3e7#Chapter Twenty-Seven: The Judas Kiss#robin goodfellow#phantasmagoria#nagaina#circe#professor carcosa#greenman
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And lastly on my Christmas-gift spree, but certainly not least, it is HE! THE BESTEST BAT BOI EVER! @laserdog10’s RWBY OC Vlad Caliban!!! SUCH AN HANDSOME SWEETHEART BOI! I LUV HIM! AND I SHIP HIM WITH CINDER SO HARD, YOU GUYS, I CAN’T EVEN!!!
(Also, I didn’t mean for this to be late, but my parents just had PERFECT timing and finished preparing dinner JUST as I was about to start posting this one. I literally said “Nuuuuuuu!” as I left my room to go eat. So I’m sorry Laser!)
If you can’t tell by the eraser marks in the sketch, Vlad’s hair posed a challenge for me. I had an idea of what I hoped to draw for him, but this is Laser’s brain child, not mine. So I doodled a couple of suggestions and got his feedback on it. Thank you so much for that feedback Laser! I hope you like the design I gave your most special boi! Merry Christmas!
REFERENCES:
None to be had! Okay, except ref photos for bat ears.
DISCLAIMERS:
RWBY © RoosterTeeth
Vlad © @laserdog10
this drawing © me
#Behold My Beautiful Little Brain Child (my original post)#Chicken Scratch Brain Child (my art)#Literally Everything Else (other)
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dungeon keeper name list
Abrax, Acanthus, Agaric, Alizarin, Alzabo, Andante, Animus, Ankus, Aorta, Arkum, Armandaz, Autarc, Avernus, Azarin, Azrael, Balphegor, Bane, Baphet, Barrow, Bede, Beedle, Belisar, Belloc, Berk, Bert, Bhutt, Blain, Bludgeon, Blyte, Boderik, Bogus, Bolus, Bonemeal, Boon, Boremite, Boris, Bospha, Botch, Botulic, Brand, Braze, Brian, Bron, Bubo, Bugpus, Cacodemus, Cacus, Caleb, Caliban, Caligin, Callus, Cant, Cardolan, Caries, Carmine, Carnek, Carnivos, Caro, Carotida, Casca, Cataractus, Catlash, Cerebus, Chaldis, Cheop, Chthon, Clave, Clench, Cloot, Cloy, Coleric, Coops, Corax, Corlac, Corvus, Cotter, Cranioch, Crank, Croak, Crom, Cromlech, Cruach, Cruor, Curdel, Cyclop, Dave, DeGrise, DeGrue, Delver, Deodand, Dirge, Dolmen, Dorfen, Dourif, Dragan, Droog, Drotte, Drow, Drudge, Dural, Eblis, Edema, Ermite, Fagor, Fengor, Fengus, Ferral, Fervor, Fickel, Fidus, Flaire, Flay, Fleck, Flint, Flog, Flybore, Flymeat, Flynchknot, Fordor, Frood, Fugue, Fuligin, Funes, Furis, Furor, Fuskus, Fust, Galen, Gallscrape, Gangren, Gantor, Garlech, Garm, Gaspar, Gatcheman, Geddon, Gewgog, Ghast, Ghule, Gibbet, Gibbus, Gigos, Gill, Gizzard, Glaucus, Glock, Glyph, Gnatspur, Gnaw, Gnoll, Goad, Goitre, Goloch, Gorge, Gorgo, Gorkimir, Gorse, Gort, Gougewheal, Grailbait, Gregor, Grelch, Grelchfork, Grimoire, Grinder, Gristle, Grombold, Grote, Grule, Grume, Gudgeon, Gurloes, Haglash, Hakim, Hatchett, Hellion, Hellot, Hermann, Hurse, Ichor, Igor, Ingro, Ithaque, Jael, Jorg, Jubal, Jugula, Julian, Kade, Kane, Kardec, Kasper, Keppel, Kevin, Khalech, Khanal, Khir, Klammer, Kludo, Kord, Krabbs, Kragen, Kraken, Kreep, Krite, Kronos, Kurt, Lardsac, Lazuli, Lector, Leech, Leon, Letharge, Lictor, Loam, Locus, Lothar, Ludo, Lupus, Madderose, Madloc, Maelstrom, Maff, Magister, Magmas, Magog, Malefric, Malrubius, Mane, Mantissa, Mantric, Mantus, Marune, Masoch, Mawl, Meatnik, Medael, Megalo, Megistus, Melchior, Mephit, Merle, Mesmyr, Micturus, Mignon, Mike, Mirk, Miro, Mithras, Molder, Molespit, Molok, Monculus, Mook, Mopik, Moraine, Mordechai, Mordicant, Morg, Mortis, Mote, Mucor, Mudlust, Mulch, Munch, Mungo, Murmyr, Mutager, Myrk, Myrkin, Myrmid, Mysticor, Nadrattle, Naga, Nebulus, Nefarius, Nenuphar, Nenuphrin, Nicodemus, Nidus, Nihil, Nimrod, Niph, Noctivagant, Noctur, Nodos, Notch, Nubble, Nute, Obol, Occator, Ochre, Odir, Ominus, Oolon, Orcus, Orghul, Oriander, Orphyr, Orzac, Osmo, Osric, Ossifer, Ozymandias, Palaemon, Pallor, Palter, Pawnch, Pinion, Pock, Poge, Pogrom, Polidori, Polyp, Prang, Prestiger, Priap, Primus, Prole, Prolix, Prowl, Pugh, Pulchre, Pulsipher, Pumice, Purge, Putre, Pynch, Pyre, Quagmire, Quebus, Quell, Quilk, Quirkus, Quiver, Rage, Ralpartha, Rancor, Rankle, Rasmus, Ratchett, Ratfretter, Ratsack, Rench, Rickets, Rictus, Roach, Rorty, rudegrim, Rumen, Rumpus, Saad, Saleph, Saltus, Samsar, Sapir, Sapper, Scabmeat, Schismus, Scrawn, Scrofule, Scrote, Scrum, Scullion, Scurge, Scurvide, Scutum, Seath, Sephir, Sequestor, Shade, Shadrac, Shadrach, Shelag, Shintaro, Shroud, Skimpy, Skuld, Skullsunder, Slake, Slay, Sloph, Slugg, Smeeg, Smirch, Snipe, Snitch, Sorku, Sorrow, Sotto, Spawn, Spay, Spoor, Spudd, Spume, Sputum, Squatch, Stego, Stendhal, Stingpin, Stonegore, Strafe, Sturge, Sulcus, Sulis, Susan, Swellpit, Swelter, Swill, Syrinx, Tallow, Talos, Tartaric, Tartarus, Telos, Tenticol, Thabala, Thanatar, Thanos, Thoog, Thorgen, Thrall, Threck, Throtter, Thule, Thwart, Tolchok, Tome, Torc, Torus, Toxicor, Trego, Tritoch, Tumulus, Tungue, Turjan, Turnspit, Tussoc, Tycho, Typhon, Tyram, Uddergripe, Uhlan, Ultan, Ultare, Umbra, Urmeric, Valdegrin, Vegan, Veigle, Vellum, Verdemis, Vermilion, Verrucus, Vespertine, Vidor, Vilish, Vlad, Vlek, Vogus, Vulcan, Vulgor, Vulpus, Vurne, Weevil, Whelt, Whipp, Whorl, Whumpus, Wormish, Wort, Wrake, Wyrmcast, Yaphet, Zelus
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Chilling Adventures of Sabrina Ep.28 – Sabrina is Legend
So, this is going to be shorter then usual as most of this episode involves Sabrina undoing the damage from the last episode. We start with a brief summery of what happens next. Caliban tries to take over earth, but is driven back by the Pagans. The Pagans take control of the earth and Hell is destroyed by Heaven. Decades pass and then Sabrina, who is still stuck in the rock, is woken up by her future self. Her future self switches places with her past self so that her past self can undo the past. Yep. Past Sabrina has to gather the Unholy Regalia, defeat the Pagans, and return to this moment to seal herself in rock so that the timeline’s preserved. Fortunately, Sabrina can do all of this because the ninth circle of hell, where Sabrina is trapped, is in its own time pocket. And now you can guess why I’m not doing an in depth recap on this episode.
Anyway, Sabrina gets the regalia and sees what the future/present is like. There are a bunch of human/plant zombies. Also, she gets three protectors Herod, Vlad the Impaler; and Judas as they go where the regalia goes. She finds out Ambrose is still alive because he fortified the mines with a spell to keep the Pagans away. He’s also has been hiding the time egg. Sabrina realizes that with the regalia and the time egg, it would be possible to send her back in time. They smelt the regalia into a weapon, A Morningstar. They also will need the stone circle at the Academy, but that’s where Blackwood is at. And Blackwood’s gone insane (how could they tell?). Sabrina also grabs the ashes of Batibat (Nooooo!) and they go to the Academy. Blackwood is now a follower of The Eldrich Terrors and The Void (something that will be important in the 4th part). Well, Sabrina and Ambrose use Batibat to deal with Blackwood and use the circles to send her back in time.
She ends up back in time at the Academy, just before Blackwood goes to the Spellman house. She goes to the Spellman’s and saves everyone there. At the same time, she comes to the realization that she did let Hell pull her away from everything she loves and she won’t let that happen again. Anyway, everyone is teleported to Dorian’s and Zelda wakes up with the answer on how to save the Coven and defeat the Pagans. Except Hilda hasn’t resurrected yet. Fortunately, with Zelda’s new beliefs in Hecate, she goes to the Cain pit and resurrects Hilda herself.
Now, to deal with the Pagans. First, they got to make sure the town doesn’t go to the Carnival. So they plan on making them all fall asleep. But the Pagans will still offer themselves up to the Green Man, so long as they have a virgin. For some reason, Sabrina thinks Harvey’s the only virgin in town. Robin tells them about Miss Wardwell and Zelda tells them that it was Wardwell who shot her. They put the town to sleep and Sabrina tracks down Wardwell.
At the carnival, Pan feels something is wrong. The townspeople haven’t shown up and they don’t have a virgin. At this point, Robin comes in with a tied up Wardwell. They sacrifice Wardwell to the Green Man. It is a witch named Pesta, under a glamour, and her power is disease, decay, and rot. So, she kills the Green Man. Also, Robin is actually Sabrina. We have a quick flashback showing Sabrina with a tied up Wardwell, who she’s puts asleep and erases her memories of the Spellmans being witches. And, long story short, the Pagans are chased of Greendale and the carnival is destroyed. Harvey tries to kill the snake charmer, but Roz kills her instead. They decide to keep the snake charmers head. Hilda, meanwhile, goes after Cersei and reminds us what a stone cold bitch she can be. Pan is killed by Zelda, Ambrose, and Prudence.
The Spellmans celebrate their victory at home. They ask if Sabrina if she’s going to do the third challenge. She says it’s done and that she’s won, but she has to return to hell for some final business. They ask when she’ll be back and she says she’s not sure. They think she’s going to back to rule Hell.
Okay, so, Sabrina goes back to hell and this is where it might get confusing. Sabrina doesn’t go back to where she’s imprisoned. She goes back to just before her past self gives accidently gives Caliban the pieces of silver. She finds her past self and warns her about Judas, which means the time loop in now broken. Past Sabrina says that they should merge, so there’s one Sabrina. Present Sabrina says they should, but she has a crazy idea. The past Sabrina hasn’t gone through the death of her friends and still kind of want to be the ruler of Hell. Present Sabrina wants to be with her family. So past Sabrina is going to rule Hell and present Sabrina is going to stay on the mortal realm (so one time line, two Sabrinas. This will go well.). So past Sabrina seals Caliban in stone and is crowned the Queen of Hell in this weird montage that makes her into a Queen Elizabeth I wannabe.
Meanwhile, in the mortal realm: Robin decides to stay in Greendale; Roz and Harvey have their first time together; Hilda finds out Dr. Cerberus is alive; Prudence tells Ambrose they found Dorcus dead, killed by Agatha and she believes that none of this would have happened if Ambrose would have let her kill Blackwood in Scotland (this ends their relationship); Mambo Marie warns Zelda of an upcoming war; Mambo Marie and Zelda kiss, confirming their attraction to one another; and Nick and Prudence admit they both feel so alone.
The Spellman’s are sitting at the kitchen table, when Sabrina appears. They ask about her responsibilities in Hell. Sabrina tells her she changed her mind and doesn’t want to be queen. She tells them that they’re responsibilities in Hell are done and they won’t be crossing paths again. Sabrina says she’s going to wash up for dinner and leaves. Ambrose chases after her, letting her know that of everything she’s the one thing that feel truly off to him. Ambrose tells her he thinks she’s lying. She tells him she’s not as she’s not the Queen of Hell, but she also is the Queen. Oh look, Ambrose’s making his possible aneurysm face again! She tells him what she did and he points out that she’s created a time paradox and this is horrifying. And they will find out soon how right he is.
Finally, we discover that, in all the confusion, Blackwood has managed to get his hands on the twins and the time egg. He cuts open the egg, as he call forth the Eldritch Terrors.
#chilling adventures of sabrina#sabrina spellman#zelda spellman#hilda spellman#ambrose spellman#harvey kinkle#roz walker#theo putnam#prudence blackwood#father blackwood#lucifer morningstar
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Hrvát Salem — Caliban Drăculea.
Nombre completo: Hrvát Dacre Salem.
La verdadera identidad del maníaco corresponde al nombre de Caliban Drăculea. Al igual que el resto de sus hermanos procede del linaje del Conde Drácula, siendo Caliban su tercer vástago en el orden de descendencia y, sin embargo, el que más se acerca al aspecto grotesco y fúnebre del voivoda.
Lugar de residencia: incapaz de desarraigarse de Whitechapel, Londres, al ser la ciudad que vio nacer su perversión asesina. Estuvo preso en las instalaciones del manicomio Vyšehrad, del que logró escapar, como uno de los sujetos puestos a prueba para el Experimento del Sueño Ruso.
Raza: brujo de la estirpe de Salem y demonio vermithrall.
Demonio vermithrall: demonio — gusano que vive en colonias y forma una masa monstruosa — humanoide con una forma sosa de miles de gusanos retorciéndose, y ataca como una entidad única unificada.
Cuando se separa de la colonia, hará todo lo posible para reunirse con el cuerpo principal, haciendo del vermithrall un demonio difícil de liquidar y matar de forma permanente.
Edad: parece oscilar entre los treinta — treinta y cinco años de edad desde que murió, al contrario que el resto de sus hermanos, empalado por Vlad Țepeș, su padre, hace ya más de un par de cientos de años.
Empalamiento: método de ejecución donde la víctima es colgada de un madero, árbol o travesaño, clavando al damnificado en sus pies y manos; o atravesada por una estaca sea por un costado, por el recto, la vagina, por la boca, o cualquier parte del cuerpo.
En el caso de Hrvát, fue atravesado por una larga estaca de más de dos metros de longitud que se abrió paso a través de su ano, diseccionó sus entrañas a la fuerza y salió por su garganta, asomando la punta ensangrentada en su boca. Esta atrocidad cometida por su progenitor fue derivada a una confesión previa del maníaco sobre su atracción hacia ambos géneros.
Trastorno psicológico: trastorno de identidad disociativo.
El trastorno de identidad disociativo, descrito como la existencia de dos o más identidades o personalidades en un individuo, cada una con su propio patrón de percibir y actuar con el ambiente. Al menos dos de estas personalidades deben tomar control del comportamiento del individuo de forma rutinaria, y están asociadas también con un grado de pérdida de memoria más allá de la falta de memoria normal.
Las personas con este trastorno pueden experimentar a menudo un cuadro de síntomas que pueden parecerse a los de otros trastornos psiquiátricos, por ejemplo:
Intensos dolores de cabeza y otros síntomas físicos.
Distorsiones y errores en el tiempo y amnesia.
Despersonalización y desrealización (sentimiento de estar separado de uno mismo y experimentar su medio como irreal).
Constantes crisis de pánico.
Específicamente, Caliban posee alrededor de veinte identidades diferentes, todas relacionadas con los supuestos sospechosos de ser Jack El Destripador.
En la actualidad se cree Aarón Mordke, un judío polaco residente en Whitechapel que siente un odio visceral hacia las féminas y que fue ingresado debido a sus tendencias homicidas en un centro psiquiátrico del que logró escapar.
Datos a tener en cuenta:
1. Menstruofílico: de la mentruofilia, impulso o la inclinación sexual hacia la mujer en su estado menstrual, u objetos que tiendan a visualizar o aparentar el proceso femenino, ya sean toallas sanitarias, sábanas manchadas, sangre, e incluso pueden crear escenas utilizando objetos cotidianos como salsa de tomate, pintura, etcétera.
Ésta inclinación hacia la mujer en su ciclo menstrual es considerada como una enfermedad o trastorno de la conducta sexual, pues la excitación y el orgasmo son dependientes de que la mujer esté pasando por ese proceso, para ser efectivos.
2. Él es el verdadero Jack El Destripador que atormentó a toda una ciudad. El principal foco de sus asesinatos son prostitutas a las que eviscera, destripándolas mientras aún están vivas. Cree tener una misión de saneamiento, por lo que sus víctimas comunes son despojos sociales, vagabundos, parias y demás basura social.
3. La menstruación que extrae de las féminas a las que ataca es usada, además de como fuente de alimentación, como pintura. Es un pintor no reconocido que basa sus cuadros en obras donde prima el color rojo de la sangre.
La pintura se seca, cambia de magenta a un tono más oscuro y ocasiona que una multitud de moscas se apeguen al lienzo, motivo por el cual su arte no se vende ni consigue puesto en alguna galería. Se considera a sí mismo un "artista menstrual".
4. Se masturba de forma compulsiva, lo que conlleva a una serie de consecuencias físicas derivadas de ésta práctica crónica:
Las eyaculaciones subsecuentes tomarán más tiempo en producirse.
Efecto de orgasmo individual al entrenar a su cuerpo a responder a toques familiares reduciendo la respuesta corporal a los toques de otras personas.
Dificultades para alcanzar el clímax.
Después de cada eyaculación la firmeza de la erección posterior es, tal vez, un poco menos consistente y más esponjosa, dependiendo desde luego de la proximidad temporal entre las erecciones.
Abrasión o la hinchazón del aparato reproductor.
Sobreproducción de hormonas sexuales y neurotransmisores, lo que conlleva a varios síntomas que pueden variar, entre fatiga, dolor pélvico, cambios en la visión, dolor en la parte baja de la espalda, dolor testicular y pérdida de cabello.
5. Sufre parkinson, enfermedad tratada con la ingesta de levedopa para tratar las afecciones como el temblor, y la carbidopa.
6. Algunos sentidos componentes de la mitad izquierda de su cuerpo están apagados, tales como el sentido de la vista y el oído, lo que conlleva a sordez y ceguera parcial.
7. Ama la literatura inglesa.
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Basically Cinder in my headcanon: part 66
Qrow (in bird form): Caw caw! (So, feel good to do this kinda thing for fun when Salem ain’t around?)
Raven (also in bird form): Scrrreee... (I guess so, feels weird not being with the tribe anymore, part of the family...for real this time.)
Qrow: Brrru. (Ahhh don’t worry about it, good to have you ba-)
Completely shattering the peaceful flight of the twins came the screeching chirps of a large vampire bat beating its wings against the air as it carried a bag of random suppllies. In their animal forms the Branwen siblings heard every word as it jettisoned past.
Vlad (in bat form): CHEEPCHEEPCHEEPCHEEP!!! (EXCUSE ME PARDON ME EXCUSE ME PARDON ME WIFE’S GOING INTO LABOR SORRY EXCUSE Me pardon m-...!) *fades out*
Down in the trees Qrow and Raven were deers in headlights.
Qrow/Raven: The FUCK was that?!
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