[takes place the day of Tokyo Dome Day 2, After the concert]
💎 We stan a casual queen
💎 Are you excited for the next stop?
💎 HI Yexi!
💎 Have you eaten?
💎 Will you be my gf?
Yexi giggles as the comments roll in, "Hi carats!" she waves with sweater paws from the hoodie that's swallowing her.
"Have I eaten?" she reads aloud. "No not yet, one of the members is supposed to be dropping my meal off."
💎 Treating her like the princess she is!
💎 Are there any TMIs from yesterday or today's concert?
"OOOOH. Someone asked if there are any TMIs from the Tokyo Dome concerts. Wait do you mean TMIs on me or my members?" Yexi leaned in closer to read the comments.
💎 Members
💎 MEMBERS
💎 Yours
💎 All of the above!
She giggled, "Well for me I guess it would be thst during rehearsal today I danced with the leaders for Cheers. Goal in life had been achieved! But for the members i guess it would be that Cheol Oppa gets grumpy when his mom calls me instead of him, he gets pouty about it."
💎 Have you see the videos floating around about Jackson's first tour stop?
"Have you seen the videos floating around about Jackson's first tour stop? Yes I have, please stop tagging me in the videos it's weird to see him giving fan service half naked." Yexi shudders at the thought, "if you only knew the things that I did I bet you wouldn't find him as attractive" Yexi waves her hands back and forth to stop anyone from getting the wrong idea, "not saying he isn't attractive but it's weird when it's your cousin."
💎 Speak in English!
💎 HI from Mexico 🇲🇽
Yexi's phone buzzed so she checked it only to laugh.
"Sorry, Casanova himself is out here creeping in the comments somewhere. He didn't like my comments about his quote unquote fan service"
💎 Yoongi Marry Me!
Yexi quickly took a screenshot of the comment laughing to herself reminding herself to send it to Jungkook after she's done with the live. Knowing the entire joke surrounding it, it only made it more hilarious now that it was spanning multiple fandoms.
💎 What's your favorite song to perform?
💎 Wish me luck on my test tomorrow!
💎 Do prefer America, Korea, or Japan set lists more?
"favorite song to perform? Hmmm...I think falling flower because I love the choreo to it. As for which set lists I like more, I don't really have a preference but I will say it's nice to be able to perform our Japanese songs because we don't get the chance to very often."
Bitch please we know the effect of these long locs! I'm telling you for the 10th time I'm an ot7 but this man over here wants all my attention to him! ♡
"Oh hey I saw Park Jimin today, I mean, we all pretty much see PARK JIMIN all the time, especially Jungkook but also me, I'm not jealous of his entirely-too-close relationship with my Hobi, like, AT ALL"
"Oh hey glasses on or off or on again, you like it when I do this huh"
"Oh hey I hate instagram. No I can't add music. Social media sucks ass this is an unfair world fuck capitalism"
"Oh my tattoo, it's probably under my hair, I could, y'know, show it to you but I'd have to get it cut, how we feeling NOW ARMY, it's totally Schrodinger's Tattoo and the price of admission is SCISSORS"
"Sope? My chingu-yah Hobi? Oh yeah he's perfect and amazing and I would devalue the entire Korean won in order to kiss him one more time"
"You think Run BTS was good well you should have seen the uncut version, way better, I mean I was there and all and you, well, weren't, so"
GET OFF ME MIN YOONGI GODDAMN
*Disclaimer: in this house we watch original content for truth and context, I just made up roughly half this shit and it's funny I have to explain that to some folks but nonetheless, here we are.