#vmpyr.txt

[femboydracula]

I’m happy there are people who understand things I don’t.

#vmpyr.txt #like math and computers and etc #thank you I like learning but my brain hates certain things

[femboydracula]

You can hang out with your friends. Have you heard of this?

#vmpyr.txt #I had a day that was so good I’m afraid of retaliation from god

[femboydracula]

It is so embarrassing to throw up when you’re nervous. Like sorry false alarm im not sick and you don’t have to worry about me I just got scawed so my body thought I was being poisoned.

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[femboydracula]

I’ve been getting more interested in the development of fantasy As A Genre so I’ve been reading more Classic Fantasy and I’m trying to psych myself up for reading the lord of the rings but I can’t stress enough how much I hate hobbits. I hate them so much. To me they are the worst. How am I going to do this.

#vmpyr.txt #no hate if you like them they just #they are truly awful to me

[femboydracula]

I understand so deeply that person’s roommate who only played like ck2 for hours at a time and then when recommended another game said “I already have a video game.”

I keep playing bg3 and all my friends are like you should try this other one. But, sorry. I already have a video game.

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[femboydracula]

Assigned Bhaal at spawn

#vmpyr.txt #this is nothing it’s just something I’m thinking

[femboydracula]

I want to go to a ren fair again. I went to two this year and it was really fun. Lots of gay people. I walked around so much my feet hurt for days after. I got to pet a cow.

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[femboydracula]

man. im sick of enjoying things bc its like the second i start "having fun" a timer pops up and starts counting down to a point where i will feel literally the exact inverse of however much fun i had plus interest.

#vmpyr.txt #depressionposting #i know this is depression talking i know it #however: this is literally how it feels like. #and no amount of knowing oh it can't be true can change that #bc it is what happens.

[femboydracula]

I am just not seeing enough horny illithid art.

#vmpyr.txt #sorry #bg3 #sorry for putting that in the tag

[femboydracula]

My dads really bummed out about Jimmy buffet. He really meant a lot to him. He meant so much to him that my deadname was actually Jimmy Buffet related.

#vmpyr.txt #fun fact #about me I guess

[femboydracula]

I’ve tasted the good shit and now I can’t go back. If you want me to play a game from now on you have to prove there’s at least ONE gay little vampire or I won’t.

#vmpyr.txt #this is more in reference to me seeing other crpgs and the romance options for gay men are: chaotic evil guy who also requires you #to be in a throuple with a woman. or she fucking dies. #and he’s not even hot!!!!!!

[femboydracula]

UAUAHAGAGGAGBHHHHSHHH

OFIGHHHH

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[femboydracula]

Happy Yaoi Day to all who celebrate

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[femboydracula]

Tbh I like “tweeting” more than “posting” bc creating a post is a lot more of a production.

I have to hit the post button, type out my stupid thought (giving me time to rethink the entire ordeal like, do I really want to say this? Maybe I should just delete the whole thing). Reread it a few times. Add the appropriate tags, then hit the post button, then reread the whole thing again after posting it to make sure I didn’t make any mistakes.

Tweeting is like, click in the text box say some shit hit send.

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[femboydracula]

"heresiarch" is such a good word. i love thinking about the word "heresiarch"

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[femboydracula]

published writing gets more and more unpalatable to me the more i can tell that the writer has a tumblr. if i could give anyone writing advice it would be: write as though you have no idea what tumblr is.

#vmpyr.txt #also on here too bc it can get a bit uhhh.... self congratulatory? #this weirdly applies to all of name-searchin' neil's writing even though it's impossible for him to have been on tumblr for that long #truly fascinating