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rhymewithrachel · 18 days

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The Dark Urge giving gale heart palpitations in balders gate three

#bg3 #the dark urge #gale dekarios #asterion #shadowheart #alfira #volothamp geddarm #draws #balders gate 3

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heph · 3 months

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Unstoppable Force VS Immovable Object

#baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #volothamp geddarm #volo bg3 #bg3 volo #raphael bg3 #bg3 raphael #Learning that Volo is immortal is not good for me...#I was talking to my friend about how it'll be funny if he was just unable to die #and someone really desperately hated him #that “someone” ended up being Raphael while I was planning this drawing #I just think the conversation from either side would be both full of rhymes and riddles #also the file name for this thing is RaVolo LOL #Raphiolo???#idk.#ravolo #raphiolo

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chaaistheanswer · 7 months

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Astarion slaps Volo

#digital art #digital illustration #artists on tumblr #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #fanart #baldurs gate 3 fanart #astarion #volothamp geddarm #dnd

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constantinnen · 3 months

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what, no rest for the dashing?!

#art #fanart #game #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #volo #volothamp geddarm #mystra

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mightymizora · 8 months

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Fun Volo facts that some people don’t know just from BG3:

He’s not a bard, but a wizard, and has authored a few spells. Largely around being able to steal things, spy on, or escape things.

Volo is not just one of Mystra’s chosen, but also a Weave Anchor. Only Mystra and her most beloved and trusted chosen Elminster know this (if Volo knew, chances are he would tell everybody which kind of negates the point.) An anchor is a kind of failsafe; should anything happen to Mystra again, the weave would live on until she could be reincarnated. This enchantment is what gives him his extraordinary good luck.

He had a bastard son in Waterdeep in the late 1300s with a noble which was quite the scandal. He also fell in love with a dragon, and has been endlessly pursuing a Yuan-ti wizard for years (and, according to Ed Greenwood, she’s starting to come around to the idea…)

In fact, Volo gets through life by being the perfect mix of charismatic, handsome, and literally blessed with luck.

He also writes erotic fiction chapbooks, which pay the bills, under a pseudonym. They sell extraordinary well.

And the final fact is I love him so much

And the final fact is that ALL the sourcebooks that are Volo’s Guide to X are written in his voice, an unreliable narrator doing a terrible job, and they are so joyous. You can find pdfs of the old ones like Volo’s Guide to the North and they are so fun.

#if Volo has no fans I am dead #volothamp geddarm #bg3 #dnd

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sassyandsodone · 3 months

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Have another meme.

#baldur’s gate 3 #astarion #gale of waterdeep #wyll ravengard #shadowheart #wulbren bongle #karlach #volothamp geddarm #the emperor #minthara #lae'zel #halsin #minsc #textpost meme #hilarious #my posts

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waterdeepthroat · 6 months

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something very funny about bg3 is the fact that gale and volo very well could’ve known each other. gale and elminster were in the same wizarding circles and were both mystra’s lovers/chosen, and elminster himself edited volo’s books (and refused to print one titled “volo’s complete guide to the behaviour of nymphs”). like. imagine you are gale of waterdeep. you’ve spent the last year moping in your tower after your girlfriend breaks up with you, meanwhile she’s fucking your 1000+ y/o old friend and idol, who is also the editor of the realms’ combination Marco Polo/Chuck Tingle. you get a tadpole in your brain and find said writer getting heckled in a goblin camp. his editor tells you your ex (who he’s sleeping with) wants you to kill yourself.

what i am saying is every day gale dekarios wakes up

#the forgotten realms is a VERY small world and i am here for it #let’s not forget that one time volo got shipwrecked and fell in love with a snake princess robber baron #bg3 #gale dekarios #volothamp geddarm

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amekinoko · 5 months

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ENORMOUS fucking dump of bg3 drawings i've done over the past month or so. featuring:

My Tav, Ryn (the half-elf with the shaggy hair. Durge warlock)

@oughtnots Tav, Tenacity (the ourple tiefling with the facial scarring. currently durge paladin)

@isaakthesnail Tav, Tallis (the halfling with the tattoos over one eye. sage bard)

also markazador szarrkiplier is in there too. as a jumpscare for you <3

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #shadowheart #karlach cliffgate #gale dekairos #astarion ancunin #bg3 withers #lae'zel #minsc and boo #minsc #astarion x tav #gale x tav #halsin #volothamp geddarm #cazador szarr #long post #my art #gale of waterdeep #jaheira

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ladyshinga · 4 months

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i know why it's confusing but Volo is not a Bard. he CALLS himself one, as a job description, but his CLASS is Wizard. and knowing he's a wizard actually explains a lot, because the Intelligence classes often have the Wisdom and Charisma scores of a dying houseplant and Volo keeps trying to roll those to get out of predicaments. classic ttrpg shenanigans

#bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #d&d #dungeons & dragons #volo #volothamp geddarm

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dr-wormman · 6 months

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Volo sketches………..

#art #my art #traditional art #volo bg3 #bg3 #volothamp geddarm

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gaylittleguys · 3 months

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Excuse me? Thank you ✨

#bg3 #bg3 volo #volothamp geddarm #baldur's gate 3 #this is better than what I was set out to do in the first place #which I might still finish #welcome to my twisted mind (bg3 high school musical)#doodles

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cake-apostate · 4 months

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If Wyll is freed from his pact with Mizora, he no longer needs the Sending Stone in his eye. In fact, he'd want it out as soon as possible. And who do we know can safely remove an eyeball, doesn't mind pissing off a devil, and conveniently lives in your camp?

[image of Volo flourishing a false eye]

Food for thought.

#wyll ravengard #baldur's gate wyll #bg3 wyll #baldur's gate 3 #baldur's gate iii #bg3 #bg3 spoilers #volothamp geddarm

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heph · 3 months

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Declawed

#i have a disease #nobody look at me #baldur's gate 3 #baldurs gate 3 #bg3 #volothamp geddarm #volo #volo bg3 #bg3 volo #bg3 raphael #raphael bg3 #raphael

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omgkalyppso · 3 months

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#baldur's gate 3 #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #shadowheart #astarion #astarion ancunin #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #lae'zel #wyll ravengard #karlach cliffgate #halsin bg3 #halsin #minthara baenre #jaheira #minsc #withers bg3 #volothamp geddarm

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mossy-rock-in-a-field · 2 months

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My Mother Plays Baldur's Gate: Part 5

Summary: My retired mom is having me play Baldur's Gate 3 on her behalf because she has trouble using controllers/keyboards but still wants to "smooch the wizard boy." She is playing a neutral chaotic good wood elf druid; this is a detailed account of her crimes. Part 1 & 2 Part 3 Part 4

Sorry for the long break! Life got super busy for a second there. We're about 30-40% of the way through Act 3, and we finished up some companion quest lines and started making some plans to kill Gortash and Orin.

Here's what happened during yesterday's game session:

Scratch gave us an iron bowl at camp. My mom assumed this was somehow plot relevant, so she had me carry it around everywhere because "we might need it." I am not allowed to sell the bowl. She is a druid and her carrying capacity is still garbage. I suffer.

She LOVES Gale’s new kiss animations. I tasked with smooching him before we leave camp every single time. Even if I just stop by to switch out a party member, I still have to kiss him goodbye. (And pet the animals, obviously.)

We accidentally blew up Volo outside the Steel Watch foundry with a poorly-placed Ice Storm that nicked the edge of the explosive barrels. His corpse was charred and unrecognizable, and my mom was distraught. She demanded to know why I blew him up, so I reminded her that casting Ice Storm was HER idea. We saved him the second time.

Cazador accidentally won his fight several times because we kept rolling dogshit initiative and got zapped by status effects before we could move an inch. The first time Astarion got turned to paste in the ritual, my mom nearly leapt out of her seat. (“RELOAD RIGHT NOW, HONEY.”) We killed Cazador on the fifth attempt, the rotten bastard.

My mom was locked in for the Iron Throne mission. The turn limit really freaked her out, and she kept second-guessing my choices every time I made a move because she was so nervous I was wasting time. I had to gently remind her that I’ve done this mission literally dozens of times. (We got everyone out with a whole turn to spare. Pfffft.)

Got the wavemother robe. I put it on Gale because I thought my mom would love it, but she was actually horrified because he “might catch a cold.” She robe is now somewhere in the camp stash next to all the spoons, iron tongs, and rags. It will probably never be found again.

Saved the Gondians, and Mom now rides the “fuck Wulbren Bongle” hate train. Shout-out to my boy Barcus!

After watching the conclusion of The Pale Elf quest line (Astarion did NOT ascend, thank you), my mom quietly said, “I hope that actor knows how perfect he is as Astarion. What a wonderful man.” I had the pleasure of informing her that Neil Newbon won Best Performance at the Game Awards for his role. Congrats Neil Newbon, my mom is super proud of you!

Hoping to get together with my mom again soon and make some more progress through Act III. She told me to thank you for all your kind words of support!