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lumine101 · 8 months

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Lance: You can de-escalate any situation by simply saying, 'Are we about to kiss?' Lance: Doesn't work for getting out of speeding tickets, by the way.

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kipyaharticus · 2 years

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VOLTRON INCORRECT QUOTING??? Oh dear.

Shiro: Take a seat on this chair please, I'm going to ask you some questions.

Coran, whispering to Lance: Deny everything.

Lance: That's not a chair.

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mushed-kid · 4 months

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voltron as textposts etc. 16!

(wow that’s a total of 161 of these, also you need to click on the pictures!!! @008luna008 i did your suggestion 😁❤️)

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things-wesaid-thatareklance · 5 months

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keith, to lance: did you know that shiro has an instagram page dedicated to his bad parking

keith: like someone actually went out every day, looking for his car just to post it on their social media

shiro: PLEASE BE QUIET

shiro: PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE BE QUIET

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yunviz · 3 months

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Keith: I fell—

Lance: From heaven?

Keith: No, I literally fell—

Lance: In love with me the moment you saw me?

Keith: MY ARM IS BROKEN!

Lance: Okay, but do you think I'm pretty? Be honest.

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lilcatastrophe · 22 days

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vld incorrect posts anyone ?

might just be bc i’m pretty sick rn but i found some of these stupidly funny, so here 😌

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alumi-san · 3 months

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Lance: Don’t worry, I know exactly what I’m doing. Everything is going to be fine!

Keith: How can you still say that?

Lance: Because sometimes, when things get tough, denial is all we have.

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coyotecavaleri · 3 months

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#incorrect voltron quotes #voltron #voltron legendary defender #heith #klance #hunk garrett #keith kogane #pidge holt #vld coran #lance mcclain

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pidges-lost-robot · 5 months

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*Keith and Shiro are splitting off from the team*

*Lance catches Keith's arm*

Lance: Hey, uh, be safe

Keith:... We will

*Shiro and Keith head off*

Pidge cradling Hunk's face: Be safe...

Hunk dramatically: I'll be so safe

Lance: Will you guys stop?-

Hunk: I'll be safe... for you

Lance:.... I'm gonna kill you

Pidge, still dramatically: But how would that keep us safe?

#i rejig of this quote i alreayd incorrectly quoted #this has almost certainly already been done before #source: outerbanks #voltron #vld #voltron: legendary defender #lance vld #keith vld #shiro vld #pidge vld #hunk vld #klance #incorrect quotes

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totally-correct-star-wars · 3 months

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Anakin: We had a bonding moment! I cradled you in my arms! Cody: Nah. I don't remember it; it doesn't count.

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paladudley · 11 months

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Lance: Hey Keith, can you hold this egg for me?

Keith: Um, sure?

Lance: Thanks, don’t break it! I’ll be back.

*Two hours later*

Lance, returning from a mission: I’m back

Pidge: Did you tell Keith to look after an egg for you?

Lance: Yeah, how’d he go?

Pidge: Take a look for yourself

{Lance walks in on Keith laying on the couch eating popcorn, snuggled in blankets with the egg safely placed on a pillow on his lap with the movie ‘Chicken Run’ playing on the TV.}

Keith: What took you so long? I’ve been looking after this egg for hours! Hunk keeps on threatening to cook it.

Lance: Let him, I don’t need it anymore

Keith, gasping: *Puts his hands over the eggs nonexistent ears* I can’t believe you just said that!

Lance, laughing: Hunk makes some killer scrambled eggs though

Keith: Yeah, emphasis on “killer”

Hunk: IT’S AN EGG!

Keith: IT’S NOT JUST AN EGG -

IT’S MY EGG!

Lance: This test is getting a little out of hand…

Pidge: Ya think?

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vldsideblog · 5 months

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Okay imagine this. It’s the first year Keith is spending in Adam and Shiro’s house. They’re getting him ready for his second year of garrison school. He got in a few fights last year.

Shiro: please, don’t start any fights this year kid. That’s not a good way to make friends.

Adam: make sure to finish them though.