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googlyowo · 3 months
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I'm much more comfortable with this being my introduction to the voltron fandom
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alohaasaloevera · 3 months
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Pidge and Lance reading Reddit stories:
Pidge: Wait, look at this one
Lance: Ok, ok— “My friend keeps trying to imitate the “I’m feeling romantical” meme when we meet up, and I feel very uncomfortable. What should I do?”
Pidge: Wait wait wait what’s the first reply?
*Lance scrolls to the first reply*
Hang up on your computer call, and come and kiss him on his hot mouth
OP: Noted.
*they burst into laughter*
Lance: What if it’s Keith?
Pidge: What?
Lance: Y’know, because you dared me to say that to him for a month?
Pidge: Good point. But that was half a year ago, and this post was just a week ago. So unless…
Lance: …
Pidge: Oh my fucking quiznak, how long have you been doing this?
Lance: I…haven’t stopped.
Pidge: LANCE?!
Lance: You still haven’t figured out if it’s Keith or not!
Pidge: It says here that…cryptids, other stuff, knife— ok, yeah, it’s definitely Keith.
Lance: Shit. I’m screwed.
Pidge: I thought you’d like that?
Lance: Go to hell.
*the sound of a key turning in a lock can be heard from where they are sitting, promptly scaring the shit out of them*
Pidge: I guess we have to find out. *pushes Lance to the door*
Lance: WAITWAIT NO—
*the door opens, revealing none other than Keith.*
Keith: Huh?
Lance: I’m feeling romantical—
Keith: Shit. *kisses him straight on the lips*
Lance: *pulls away* So it was you!
Keith: What?
Lance: The askReddit??? Red_The—
Keith: Oh. OH! You saw that!?
Lance: YEAH I DID?? WHY DID YOU EVEN LISTEN TO THAT PERSON’S ADVICE??
Keith: MAYBE BECAUSE I WANTED TO KISS YOU??
Pidge: What?
Lance: What??
Keith: What???
*the two stare into each other’s eyes longingly, before they crash together and make increasingly more graphic sounds as Pidge just watches in a state of pure horror*
Pidge: Why the fuck did we even get chosen to be Voltron Paladins?
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kiwifruit67 · 29 days
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AHHHHHHH WILL IT NEVER END!!!?!?!?!?! AM I DEFINED BY MY OBSESSIONS FROM WHEN I WAS 13?!?!
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cryptidseeker · 4 days
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i would both die AND kill for more Shiro & Krolia dynamics bc Shiro is a Big Brother figure for Keef and Krolia naturally accepts him as Another Offspring
most of the time their opinions and views are relatively the same (besides some cultural differences), but i bet Krolia uses her Mom Voice on Shiro and it’s HILARIOUS
AND when there’s Adam (the one who didn’t die, remember him?), he and Krolia use Husband Voice AND Mom Voice on Shiro simultaneously and the guy’s TERRIFIED i cant
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zarkondeeznuts · 2 months
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I love it when shiro said "let's form voltron" and voltroned all over the place
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rlta-lee · 3 months
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vee-is-a-clown · 5 months
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Teenage Keith, holding up drawing of horribly mangled corpse, covered in blood: Shiro, I drew a self portrait!
Shiro: I should've left you on the streets.
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unapologeticallypippo · 2 months
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Voltron.
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Breakfast in the Castle of Lions
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shift-dreamr · 14 days
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Hey Klance shippers I have a question
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incorrectvld-quotes · 2 years
Conversation
Keith [pointing a nerf gun at Lance]: Friend or foe?
Lance: Boy...boyfriend?
Keith [lowering the nerf gun]: Oh...oh
Keith [blushing and scratching the back of his neck]: I...y-yeah, that’s...cool. I’d like that. Definitely
Lance [lovestruck]: yeah, I’d like that too
Pidge [over the comm]: Will the two fools in love on aisle 8 please remember we’re in an all-out nerf war
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googlyowo · 2 months
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nothing special. just keith wah
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nixite117 · 1 year
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Bruh I’m not into sci-fi unless humans are space orcs bcs bitchez out here actin like some hairless apes runnin around throwin shit in space is normal and throwin it on Netflix
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HELP
Sooo I have developed my interest in the voltron fandom and I can't find the first two seasons anywhere :(
Does anybody have any suggestions for downloads?
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rlta-lee · 2 months
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Creating an account on C.ai so I could accuse Coran of smoking all the weed was the best thing I ever did
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kydv404 · 1 year
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Just learned that at least one person was looking for this old video, so here it is lol
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