How would you imagine Aphrodite?
Here goes:
Just in case some of y’all are confused, Aphrodite is both dumb and weird.
She loves street food and is super friendly and chatty with vendors.
High, breathy voice. Cries easily
She’s a terrible driver. The red lights are our friends and all but she forgets.
She’s never cut her hair and doesn’t wash too well. It’s just hanging to her knee pits.
She can’t remember her meds let alone sunscreen. Peely af nose. It’s kinda pointy. Big ole dark green eyes and funky little tooth gap. Loves to laugh. Just always smiling and touching your arm when you talk.
Shrimp next to her Ares. Only comes up to his mid chest. Kinda long gangly limbs and one weird toe cause she doesn’t watch where tf she’s going and stubbed it a lot.
Everyone who thinks Aphrodite loves clothes is wrong. Aphrodite is a nudist or pretty much just wears big ugly tee shirts. There’s like one pair of flip flops she wears but they belong to Ares. However, Ares has the largest feet of all the gods. She looks like a stupid duck.
Loves to surf but honestly not as much as laying on her ass in the sand for a little bit.
Such a hugger. Platonically holds hands and sits in laps. Just the sweetest girl.
Sometimes for clothes, she just emerges from the sea wearing a Walmart bag as a tank top and some lil undies made of kelp.
Now Ares, he’s a classy guy. Hasn’t changed his look at all since the fall of Troy. Gleaming armor, cape, my man is decked. They walk down the street in their respective looks holding hands all the time.
Her favorite food is mayonnaise
Aphrodite thinks alligators are a super cute animal. Kisses to all the scaly-walies.
Fart jokes are so funny.
Ares doesn’t think farts are funny.
Loves to climb behind Ares on the couch like an anxious doggo. Then she waves her arms and yells GIRL SANDWICH like a weirdo.
Ares has not farted in 5000 years. That is why he is unhappy.
One time she gave Ares a stick-n-poke of the letter A on his ribs.
Loves when Ares turns into a big ugly wolf-dog thing. It’s super comforting to her and she needs to hug his neck and cry into his fur every time she watched titanic
Titanic is her favorite movie. She’s such a nerd about it.
She misses the sea. Sometimes she just sits on the beach hugging her knees. We don’t know what she’s thinking.
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