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vvatchword · 6 months
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I just stumbled upon your blog it’s such a relief to finally see some adult tmnt fans. I am curious. You mentioned Leo is your favorite turtle do you have a least favorite? It’s in general because I am not sure how much of 03 you watched so I am going for In general
You found the right motherfucker. I am friends with LOTS of adult fans. If you want to meet others, I can introduce you.
2003 is actually the one series I know the least about! I know a LOT about TMNT... I've read through most of the comics, I've seen most of the TV series, and I've seen most of the movies. Unfortunately, 2003 appeared in this super awkward point in my life where I had decided I was An Adult Now Thank You Very Much! Also, I had little time for TV, never had cable before and didn't know where TMNT even aired, and just didn't tend to watch television in general.
When it comes to 2003, I've been able to get through most of Season 1... but it's just so clearly for kids, and the animation style is so ugly, that I routinely fall out of it like no one's business. I need to watch it with friends so they can keep me in it. It's really a shame, too; I just know in my heart of hearts that 2003 would have been truly special to me had I experienced it as a child. In a lot of ways, it was the cartoon I wanted as a bab. Unfortunately, I got 1987 :( Archie TMNT was the closest I could get to the maturity and drama I craved. There's a mass shootout in that thing. The Mutanimals all fucking die. I was delighted.
Well. I say that. I got my hands on the original Mirage Volume 1 at age 8 by complete mistake, and THAT is what I wanted most of all. DEATH. DESTRUCTION. BOOBIES. WAVES OF BLOOD. GUN VIOLENCE. DRAMA. POSSIBLE DEATH? Everyone is a washing machine now. GIANT DINOSAUR MONSTERS. FORBIDDEN FRUIT.
As to my least favorite turtle... at first I thought I would say, "Ah, I like 'em all, who gives a fuck." But that's a lie. Raph is my least favorite. I disliked his personality. I cringed at how edgelord he could be. I just wanted him to do the right thing. See, when I was a kid, I glommed onto the Turt that reflected what I wanted to be: responsible and proper and orderly and focused. Raphael was the antithesis of all that, and I was obsessed with Bringing Order, so he drove me crazy by proxy. Basically, I was Lawful Good. I am now Chaotic Good, but that ancient distrust remains!
Moreover... I had a personal problem with Raphael. See, Raphael is basically the centerpiece Turtle. If a comic book had to center on a single Turtle, it always chose Raphael. Volume 1 is FULL of one-offs where Raphael is the only turtle present. The films also tend to focus on Raphael--to the point that he took Leo's arc in the 1990 movie. Hell, he was straight-up the protagonist in 1990, 2007, and 2016. He was also constantly front and center in Archie TMNT--probably the closest the series had to a protagonist. There was a point I just started fucking RESENTING the character. I started thinking that everyone just had it out for my favorite Turtle instead of recognizing Leonardo's problems as a character and how difficult it was to give him arcs, especially in kids' media.
In other news, I thought I turned off anon and I'm just cackling. How did I fuck this up so spectacularly
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thatdeadaquarius · 10 months
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Have some more language brainrot for your brainrot
Writer reader getting kind of insecure that even if they write something nobody will understand it, so when Al haithem askes you if he can keep a draft or two just for analyzing, there's hesitant agreement but ultimately you tell him to please burn the documents once he's done. They're too awkward to look at now...
Only he doesn't burn them, in fact he ends up recruiting several people close to the creator with knowledge of olden speak to analyze them. A funeral parlor consultant well known for his historical knowledge, a 500 year old shrine maiden who owns and runs her own publishing house, and a bard who somehow butted his way in on the project. None of them could resist the opportunity to witness the creator's sacred scriptures with their own eyes.
Needless to say, the papers ended up being fought over and have been making their rounds around your acolytes. It started with Ei, who insisted that as an archon she also should see the creator's work with her own eyes. Then once Ningguang found out, she ordered they be handed over to a team of literary analysts in order to be properly handled and deciphered. Things got really messy quick, but have luckily come to a halt as none of the acolytes want the creator to know their random writings are being fought over.
Especially when it comes to the creator's sullen additute. Their acolytes first have to convince their holiness that their inability to read and understand the creator's writing shouldn't prevent you from doing what you love. In fact... could they convince you to write some more?
WRITER OR READER WITH TALENTS HAS MY WHOLE HEART LIKE-
On one hand, same 💀 id be terrified for my all time fav skrunklies to see my bs
But at the same time i rlly wanna show them goddamit- THANK U FOR THE BRAIN FOOD IM RUNNING LAPS AROUND MY HOUSE THINKING ABT THIS-
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Sun: Gender Neutral Reader (they/them), Writer!Reader
Planet: Language Shenanigans
Orbit: Scenario
Stars: Alhaitham mostly, some of Kaveh, mentions of other Sumeru characters
Comets & Meteors: Content Warnings: Insecure about craft/writing, anxious first pov (not serious),
& Trigger Warnings: Mild Negative self-talk, insecure perspective/reader “you”, possible anxiety depiction.
You were not a very confident writer.
This had been an avoidable feeling ever since you picked up a pen for the first time and were asked to write a story for school.
You were always anxious turning in essays, letting friends proofread them, anything that would expose your writing to more eyes, because you’d learned the hard way early on that as you get older and better at something, the stuff from the beginning… starts to look a lot different than you remember.
things you used to be proud of after having completed them in the moment, were something you struggled not to rip to shreds a year or two after you re-found it.
If it weren’t for other writers advising holding onto old work so you can see your progress over time, you’d have probably literally nothing older than one year on your ao3, wattpad, etc…
So when you had the fortunate luck (no it is not unfortunately, you are very happy to be here tbh) to fall headfirst into your video game you’ve been obsessed with lately,
You were not planning on showing them any of your writing.
Why would you, after all? You’ve got the weapons, the artifacts, everything they need to be more powerful. Why would you show them a silly little story you wrote? Fanfic or otherwise, not that theyll recognize any characters besides themselves, but still.
Alhaitham, bc ofc it was alhaitham, cocky, deviously aware bastard he is, caught you writing in your spare time first.
You’d gotten your hands on an old journal (if made you feel better than something completely new, a nice worn leather journal, sold at a secondhand shop from an old adventurer) and had started to write what you could remember about some of your ideas you’d had drafts for in your old world
After initially walking in on you writing in the House of Daena (it was the closest you could get to lofi girl, god u missed her lmao), you nearly jumped a foot in the air bc Haitham’s a nosy bitch and leaned over your shoulder and scared the absolute shit out of you, mans goes from asking politely, to begging you to let him read some of your writing over the course of 3 weeks (a month really)
Finally, after this 6 ft (about 180cm) man leans down one day (you’re sitting writing again), and gives you the most insanely good?? puppy dog eyes??? you’ve ever seen on a man???
you give in, revise a draft about 5 times in a row, lose sleep bc ur having a breakdown about alhaitham judging ur writing the night before you give him his copy-
and hand over a small short story for him to read. you specifically leave a little note not to judge you so hard for Haitham bc u werent used to people reading ur work/let alone someone as highly academic as him, ESPECIALLY since your speech is already so much more archaic than his/all of Teyvats-
His stupid green eyes with diamonds look into your soul (are they sparkling??) and he braces your shoulders after you give him his copy,
“Mine Greatest Guide, you hath deemed this one worthy of thy trust of your creations personally, I would be a fool to gaze upon it in jest. To take this work as anything less than a masterpiece in its infant stages.”
…you just leave him to it, and are nearly running out of there (u managed to be calm enough to just speedwalk),
and you make a point to not ask what he thought about it, or even bring it up at all
you’re kind of hoping he forgot tbh… and so nothing happens!
Nothing happens… for 2 weeks after you gave Haitham a copy of your short story.
You still don’t know Alhaitham’s opinion when you see the advertisement, a sign saying something about, a new book? By YOU???
You nearly start a mob because the shopkeeper insisted you sign some copies, but you only signed a few before too many people overwhelmed you, and seeing it was that same draft- !! Oh god, you’d been agonizing over the spelling errors you’d missed when you gave it to Alhaitham, and now it’s just out there???
(luckily it seems the reviews are positive, but dammit you’ve been rereading ur story u gave him for days, and now ur positive it’s shit-)
You make a break for it, and are literally running (more like speed-walking after a while, since u got further away) thru Sumeru City:
you pass by the open patio of a restaurant, the scholars are heatedly discussing ur characterization-
you pass by Dehya, Candace, and Dunyazard, the merc is waving around a copy of ur book, the other two women look excited abt the conversation-
oh my god-
Nahida is relaxing in one of the many little gazebos thruout Sumeru, while Wanderer seems to be reading your story to her-
You fucking track down Alhaitham’s house like a bloodhound.
You are banging the infamous gay roommates’ front door, panting til ur throat burns raw.
“Yes, yes, alright, greetings to you too! I was simply visiting the Acting Grand Sage Alhaitham, tis why I’m here- Greatest Lord?!”
Kaveh is nearly jumps a foot in the air at the sight of you, but recovers, (you’re still not tho lmao)
and invites you in bc apparently, Alhaitham’s been meaning to talk to you about your draft you gave him!
Oh yeah, you’ve got some words to give Haitham after giving him that damn draft privately-
But when he sees you, the fucker just- smiles??
Like he’s done nothing wrong???
You’re about to tear into him when he speaks first to tell you the good news!
He grabs your hands at the table and gets down on one knee, ohhhh no.
Alhaitham is giving you those damn begging puppy dog eyes again.
“My Greatest Lord, Giver of Power, and Guide to All, your exquisite story has entranced all of Teyvat, might I please insist you write a sequel? It is an excellent literary piece to analyze… or perhaps, even better, share other stories you’ve written??”
….Motherfucker.
Hello I’m alive! I just took a longer-than-usual break between posts from those last 2 mammoth pieces about gifts,
1: bc they were a lot to write in between writing other stuff like fanfics im already working on lol 2: I got busy with holidays and trying to apply to jobs!
Not that I’m still not doing that.. but you get what I mean!
Safe Travels Anon,
That being said, as you’ve probably noticed, I’ve made a kofi! so if you ever liked my writing (hot mess it is) and want to show me some love, feel free to leave a tip! :]
Iced coffee?? :0
💀♒
♡the beloveds♡
@karmawonders / @0rah-s / @randomnatics / @glxssynarvi / @nexylaza / @genshin-impacts-me / @wholesomey-artist / @thedevioussmirk / @the-dumber-scaramouche
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questionablealibi · 5 months
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//TW//
Multiple eyes, eye contact
Can someone watch over my middle aged humanoid man while i go to school thank you
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Please dont let them out of your sight
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wonyopout · 3 months
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SOFT SUB YUJIN THAT HAS A PRAISE KINK—
she’s soooo baby.. always looking to you for approval. the way you alway praise her on her accomplishments whether big or small makes yujin putty in your hands. even though she Loves the praise she always gets so so shy when she receives it, face going bright red and her ears burning. sticks her face in the crook of your neck bc baby gets so overwhelmed and she can’t meet your eyes when you call her “mommy’s good girl” 🤭 you’ll be doing something simple like baking, praising her the whole way through, every thing she does is followed by a “good job baby!” or “such a good girl!” and it’s innocent enough but yujin is so painfully hard it’s a little embarrassing.. you, of course, know exactly what kind of effect the praise has on her. looking down to see yujins not so little problem.. her gasping when you palm at her bulge
“do you need mommy’s help yujinie?”
her staring at you with wide eyes as she nods furiously. contemplating making her beg for it but you were feeling nice today. dragging her over to the couch and sitting her down before you drop to your knees in front of her. pulling her pants and boxers down, poor thing so hard her dick slaps against her lower tummy. her tip bright red and leaking precum. she whines so loud when you grip the base of her dick, giving the head kitten licks and small pecks making her buck her hips up and chase your warm mouth 🥴 bobbing your head up and down her shaft, gagging a little each time you take her down your throat. pulling back till just the heads in your mouth, making yujin groan when you start swirling your tongue around it, pumping the rest of her length in your hand. you can tell she’s close by the way she’s gripping the couch, but she’s holding off, waiting for your permission like the good girl she is 🥺🥺 “go ahead, cum lots”, is all you need to say before she comes with a whine all over your hands and face, her thighs shaking as she slurs out quiet thank yous.
if you two are apart she’ll always text or call you to ask if you saw their latest performance. she has to stop herself from squealing when you tell her how much you loved it and how well she did.
“you did so good baby! i’m really proud of you.”
“really?? what parts did i do well..?”
yujins trying to be coy when she asks you to sing her praises.. and you take the bait of course. every so often hearing her moan lowly or whine on the other end of the phone, hand wrapped tightly around her dick tugging at it mindlessly. her clumsily getting herself off as you praise every aspect of her performance. she always trys her hardest because she always aims to do well for her fans, and because you always promise her a lil treat…
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koisher · 2 months
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kity
The Squatting Squeast.
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vinnigami · 1 month
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March 16 2024
why can he just create weapons with his hands like okay I get the sword hands but where did the bow come from? who was building aogami and went okay what he really needs is sword hands and the ability to make a bow for exactly 1 move
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pacifistcowboy · 1 month
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You ever think about how scary an Enerjak Silver would be.
admittedly, i’ve never read archie, but from what i’ve read on his wiki, i can see enerjak is some sorta demigod-spirit that possessed a few echidnas and has practically limitless power? so yeah if silver got possessed by enerjak it would be terrifying. silver’s already powerful as he is, so if he was possessed by this being with god-level strength, psychic abilities, and reality-warping, it’d be all over. he could probably turn the planet to dust with the flick of his wrist. the universe itself would be the thing at risk, the planet would already be gone. enerjak silver would be cool as hell to see. completely undefeatable psychokinetic armoured boy? it’d look so awesome.
anyway since i’ve never read those comics so i couldn’t go too in-depth with this question due to not knowing enough about enerjak, i decided to try design enerjak silver! :]
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enerjak’s armour is seemingly inspired by egyptian royalty and armour, and since silver is italian, i decided to base enerjak silver’s armour on roman soldiers! i don’t know if that ended up coming across in the finished design, but i swear the inspiration is there ehfjejfjwjf. i tried to have it so silver���s quills came out the top of his helmet like the crest that some roman soldiers’ helmets had, also i imagine the visor covering his face is moveable, so he can lift it up off his face :]
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1o1percentmilk · 1 year
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au where everyone is furries and espers transform into mythological creatures when using powers
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f1uckinghell · 7 months
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Very late but a cute little promp: Jasper finding out Mama's name is Max, not mama - He'd be so shook 😳
To be fair, that little guy has a lot of names and endearments to remember.
Jasper is about 3 and in daycare where they talk about their families, put up pictures etc. Jasper's picture is huge and crowded of course, because he has a biiiig family and pack, and of course he wanted to put everyone in the photo collage, including all pets (they narrowly stopped him at 'all the farm animals'). And sometimes when the teachers look at the collage with him, they go over all the names; tbh they're all impressed by how many people Jassy can memorize.
One day, Max gets sent a video from daycare during the day. The camera is focused on Jasper, his laminated collage of photos spread out in front of him, pudgy fingers pointing.
"...and who's this, Jasper?" the teacher asks off-screen.
"Daddy," Jasper says with a serious expression, pointing to Daniel's face.
"And do you know Daddy's grown-up name?"
Jasper gives a business-like nod. "Daniel!"
"Very good."
"Yeah." Jasper pauses for a moment, letting out a little noise that indicates he's thinking, "There's Mama."
Max's heart warms up fondly when Jasper's little fingers gently stroke his face on the picture.
"Yeah, that's your mama," the teacher confirms. "And what's mama's grown-up name, do you know that?"
Jasper looks up at her, and the sheer bewilderment in his eyes makes Max laugh.
"What's mama's name, Jassy?" the teacher prompts once more.
"Mama!" Jasper says, like it's obvious.
"No, mama's grown-up name. Do you know what Daddy calls Mama?"
Oh god, Max thinks, shaking with laughter now.
Jasper's face lights up. "Maxy!"
Could be worse, Max thinks. Daniel has a lot of much more inappropriate petnames for him after all.
"Yes!" the teacher says, barely concealing her laughter, "That's because Mama's name is Max."
Jasper looks at her and Max can practically hear the gears turning in his head. Poor little guy.
The video cuts off when Jasper looks back at the photo, apparently not entirely convinced his teacher is telling the truth.
He had a big realization today, the video caption says, a laughing emote attached.
Seems like it, Max thinks, and forwards the video to the pack group chat.
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blorbocedes · 10 months
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Princess cake 31!!!!! Jenson second lead!!!!
31: after a small rejection
"You can stay the night." Jenson offers, casually, leaning back in the bed still shirtless and watching Nico get dressed. He picks Jenson's shirt from the floor, and Jenson doesn't correct him, watching him get his floppy impossible blonde hair that catches the light through it.
He could, if Jenson indulges in the fantasy that Nico actually stays instead of hopping out the second they're done fucking. Crawl back into bed in Jenson's too big shirt and nothing underneath, tuck into the space between his shoulder and chest while they watch some shitty reality TV. Jenson's no stranger to a one night stand, but he's famously a good boyfriend. Rave reviews. He'd just like it if for once, Nico allowed him to prove it.
Nico pauses from pulling his pants up to look at Jenson, mouth in a downward frown. "Oh, Jense."
"This is good. We're good. Let's not overcomplicate it, yeah?"
Jenson just nods, resigned, and Nico cups his face -- leaning down to kiss him. The intentionality he can't convey with words, he's much better with his body. Sometimes Jenson feels the only time Nico really looks at him and sees just him is when they're having sex. He's in his hands and too out of reach. He tries to not think if Nico would've stayed if he were someone else asking. The someone else.
"You'd get sick of me in the morning anyways." Nico tries to joke, already moved on and doing his pants. "I'm terrible before my matcha."
No, I wouldn't, Jenson thinks but doesn't say. He says instead, "Get home safe, Britney."
Watches Nico leave, wearing his shirt that's a little too wide on the shoulders, longer on the sleeves. Allows him to take yet another small piece of him.
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vvatchword · 6 months
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I just found your unhinged rant in the Raphael tag fuck you for tagging your hate. Bro you hate raph for the most petty reasons. Imagine being so resentful over a character because your favorite didn’t get the attention you want. Get help you psychotic schizophrenic cunt. Kill yourself thanks. It’s a good thing you are leaving tumblr good riddance to you bitch. Donatello and Michelangelo are way more overrated then Raphael is so hate them too while you are at you hateful cunt. Fuck you! I hope you die!
Is this real life
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dinxieyinxie · 3 months
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I beg ya tell me about your OC Yonal and Snape, I need to know about them.
omg,, my heart is so full rn qwq i didn't really expect anyone would be interested in them so idk where to start DFHFDHJ
Yonal isn't fully fleshed-out yet but I made a post sometime ago about them to kickstart their story and a snippet of their friendship with Snape but I'd like to add a few new info for their lore (I did mention that I'd delve deeper into their friendship) so buckle up!
(I am not well-versed with words so lmk if you'd like me to clarify something! ><)
Their friendship is something these two weren't expecting at all tbh and the fact that they managed to build such a strong foundation is somewhat peculiar to me, in a way that they have the most contrasting personalities that it even clashes from time to time but still having that "homey", cozy feeling about it. Yonal being carefree and chaotic, the type to just "go-with-the-flow", and thinks that the glass is half-full while Severus is completely on the other side of the spectrum, with him looking at everything realistically and pessimistically at the same time. I could describe their relationship as:
Sun and Moon
Yin and Yang
Achilles and Patroclus
Red String of Fate
There's more but they're basically rocking that "opposites attract" typa energy HAHAHA
Yonal is most of the time, if not, completely, unaffected by Severus' attitude but rather he (Yonal goes by he/they!) chooses to respect and understand why Severus is like that and would even offer insight in which Sev would always be taken aback. (Not saying Linx is a dunderhead but he can be quite clueless LOL) I like to think Severus learns to accept Yonal the way he is and even appreciate it (He wouldn't outright admit it tho)
There's a lot of things Yonal and Severus don't particularly agree in but there are a few that allows them to connect with each other like the thirst for knowledge, great interest for the Wizarding World, socks, dead-beat dads, loneliness, and other things that I cannot think at the top of my head rn hehe
Idk if I've mentioned this already but even though Yonal loves being an absolute headache to Severus, he deeply respects that raven-haired mf and wouldn't dare ruin their deeply-rooted friendship in any way. I explained in this post how he's willing to bend his habits for him and it is still true to this day!
What fascinates me about them is that they definitely keep each other grounded in a sense that they have that ability to calm each other's turbulent souls, which opens to a lot of vulnerable moments. Something that both of them don't really allow themselves to be in. I like to think they'd grow closer as they confide with one another. Sometimes, home is a person.
Back in the day, they had underlying feelings with each other but these two dumb mfs didn't want to poke and probe in fear that it might end the bond that they have so they set these emotions aside but it does slip out sometimes teehee! In present times, the old flame ignited on its own and over the course of the time they have together, I think it's safe to say that they'll eventually finally confront these feelings and get it over with. But for now, I'm evil and love to hurt myself so im subjecting them to a slow-burn love (angst included!) <333
There's much more that I want to spew but I think that would be for another time. Honestly, I just want Snape to be happy bc God forbids he have peace in his depressing life
As a treat, here's a silly one I made uwu
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azaisya · 10 months
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Unfinished art nouveau study I was doing of one of the npcs in my game! Her name is Lyria and she’s the third child of the emperor and she’s your high school mean girl
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elegantwizardtree · 9 months
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lol I wanna know how hsr isn’t trending right now. I’ve been blown away by this patches trailblazer main story quest, like holy shit guys. I haven’t been impressed with genshin like this since I started playing the game.
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koisher · 5 months
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your hat looks big, what's under it?
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goose
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skretri · 1 year
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tntduo.. BUT SWITCHED!1!1!11
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oh wait this is actually a good idea
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