wishing one wade winston wilson a very pleasant gender indeed
(unabashedly inspired by @sciderman | @ask-spiderpool’s wade god bless)
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playing vr games on the ceiling would be epic too...
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Peter: [rings doorbell]
Wade, from inside: I HAVE A GUN!
Peter: [sighs] No, Wade, it’s Peter!
Wade, opening the door: [cheerfully] Hello, Peter!
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Spider-man: *being a friendly neighborhood college student from a universe that has never seen a symbiote before this, investigating a disturbance with his mercenary boyfriend*
Spider-man: ...Wait. you're name is Cletus? You're parents must have really hated you.
Carnage: They did, actually. ...Both sets.
Spider-man: Shit dude, I'm sorry. That was uncool of me.
Deadpool [Shakes head]: Another victim of the hillbilly cannibal trope.
Spider-man: Wait, cannibal...?
Carnage: *maw open and lunging*
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okay but... yahoooo!!!
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I shown some of my favorites from the book!~❤️
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So I beat up your dad. Wanna go out?
Deadpool, to Cable
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Good Hair Day ft. Deadpool | Stucky ❤︎
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The Next Level
Lights flashed, bells dinged, and the silver ball whipped through the gate.
Three more joined it and Wade couldn't keep up.
Every ball sailed right through the paddles.
It was over.
Wade slumped dejectedly on the pinball machine.
"Give it up," Peter said absently. "You'll never beat my high score."
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Deadpool introduces Danny Phantom to the 4th wall.
3am lemon run 🍋 (as one does) in socks n’ knock off slides with your informally adopted son/human nightlight.
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Wade: Peter, you probably wanna head to college forever, so I snuck into your apartment and packed a bag for you. Bye.
Peter: This is just a bunch of underwear and knives. And loose onions.
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just bc it could work doesn’t mean it should have to. when disney bought fox, they knew what they were getting. deadpool is a franchise with two r rated predecessors and disney trying to keep their family friendly image while owning it is a big example of “maybe you shouldn’t have bought it”. not to mention the fact that we already would have had deadpool 3 bc 21st century (as a smaller movie house) considered it a priority. for disney, it’s just another notch on the bed post
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DEADPOOL 2 + MCU references
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Petition for Tom Hardy and Ryan Reynolds to be the only ones In Charge™️ of Venom and Deadpool at Marvel
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With regards, from one Wade Winston Wilson
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Forever his special boy
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