Visit Blog
Explore Tumblr blogs with no restrictions, modern design and the best experience.
#wade wilson
Tumblr media
Tumblr media
Tumblr media
playing vr games on the ceiling would be epic too...
381 notes · View notes
incorrectquotesmcu · a day ago
Peter: [rings doorbell]
Wade, from inside: I HAVE A GUN!
Peter: [sighs] No, Wade, it’s Peter!
Wade, opening the door: [cheerfully] Hello, Peter!
192 notes · View notes
reaperlight · 2 days ago
Spider-man: *being a friendly neighborhood college student from a universe that has never seen a symbiote before this, investigating a disturbance with his mercenary boyfriend*
Spider-man: ...Wait. you're name is Cletus? You're parents must have really hated you.
Carnage: They did, actually. ...Both sets.
Spider-man: Shit dude, I'm sorry. That was uncool of me.
Deadpool [Shakes head]: Another victim of the hillbilly cannibal trope.
Spider-man: Wait, cannibal...?
Carnage: *maw open and lunging*
Spider-man: Yeaaaaagh!
77 notes · View notes
incorrectx-menquotes · 11 hours ago
So I beat up your dad. Wanna go out?
Deadpool, to Cable
54 notes · View notes
xmen-official · 2 hours ago
Goddammit Wade
-Logan Howlett
23 notes · View notes
bunnimew · a day ago
The Next Level
Lights flashed, bells dinged, and the silver ball whipped through the gate.
Three more joined it and Wade couldn't keep up.
Every ball sailed right through the paddles.
It was over.
Wade slumped dejectedly on the pinball machine.
"Give it up," Peter said absently. "You'll never beat my high score."
16 notes · View notes
the-stove-is-on-fire · 2 months ago
Tumblr media
Deadpool introduces Danny Phantom to the 4th wall.
3am lemon run 🍋 (as one does) in socks n’ knock off slides with your informally adopted son/human nightlight. 
52K notes · View notes
incorrectquotesmcu · 5 hours ago
Wade: Peter, you probably wanna head to college forever, so I snuck into your apartment and packed a bag for you. Bye.
Peter: This is just a bunch of underwear and knives. And loose onions.
55 notes · View notes
imposterogers · 5 months ago
just bc it could work doesn’t mean it should have to. when disney bought fox, they knew what they were getting. deadpool is a franchise with two r rated predecessors and disney trying to keep their family friendly image while owning it is a big example of “maybe you shouldn’t have bought it”. not to mention the fact that we already would have had deadpool 3 bc 21st century (as a smaller movie house) considered it a priority. for disney, it’s just another notch on the bed post
Tumblr media
50K notes · View notes
sciderman · 3 months ago
Tumblr media
Tumblr media
Tumblr media
Tumblr media
With regards, from one Wade Winston Wilson
6K notes · View notes