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zlykompot · 4 months
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Spideypool brainrot part 4 (with deadpool stealing the spotlight)
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the-suicidal-lizard · 9 months
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Appealing
Matt: So are you two dating now? Peter & Wade: Yes. Matt: Why? Wade: I happen to find Peter very appealing. Matt: Yeah, I can understand that. I'm trying to figure out what's wrong with Peter.
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emmedoesntdomath · 10 months
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wade, loudly clearing his throat and shaking out a VERY long sheet of paper: my dearest petey-pie
peter, glancing up: yes?
wade, assuming a strong stance like he’s about to serenade him: my dearest spidey-poo, words cannot express my adoration for you, nor my dedication to your side. nay, but I shall attempt anyways. your hair is silky like a really nice pillow, your eyes as deep as a river. your nose was drawn by the gods, and your mouth was painted with a rose. 
peter, turning to wade’s literal girlfriend, eyes wide: you aren’t going to stop him???
vanessa, wade’s aforementioned literal girlfriend, turning the page in her book: if I stop him now, he’ll just start over
wade, getting louder: YOUR HANDS-
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Deadpool has no issues with casualties and Black Cat has no issues with property damage so whenever the two of them go out with Spiderman on patrol, they like obliterate wherever they are
There’d be blood everywhere and a burning building in the back on the verge of collapse and they’d still look at Peter like
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49311grayson · 6 months
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[Spideypool] Dramatic
Wade: Spidey boy! I miss you sooooo much!
Peter, frown: Wade, we just met yesterday.
Wade: Yes and it felt like century.
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cinnam0nster · 8 months
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drawing spideypool in weird, unrealistic situations>
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dontfuckingbother · 2 months
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Best quotes of „love-punch” on AO3 aka i was pissing myself laughing aka a thread
SPIDEYPOOL
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winterspiderpurrs · 9 months
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So.... is anybody else thinking Wade would be dancing and singing" I'm Just Ken " when out on patrol with Spiderman?
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b-1327-1 · 1 year
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Hope this hasn’t been done yet🧍🏾
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dreamingeyes · 2 months
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happy valentines day! ❤️❤️❤️
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(propaganda under the cut. pls reblog for a wider poll!)
CAN YOU CHOOSE? I know I couldn't.
Peter One out there being adorable and a sad puppy. immediately gets adopted by everyone. every woman in the mcu protects him. Tony Stark is his dad. Daredevil is his dad. BATMAN is his dad. Deadpool is like a big brother. everyone loves him. Peter Parker Protection Squad activate!
Peter Three the bisexual icon has so many date mates. Gwen was his first love (rip). Def had a crush on Harry. Wade Wilson and him are heartmates (and super kinky). Possibly flirts with Matt Murdock. Probably had a threesome with Eddie and Venom. Dated Moon Knight a lil bit. He's dorky in a sexy way and everyone wants to kiss him.
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zlykompot · 5 months
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Spideypool brainrot pt 3
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the-suicidal-lizard · 9 months
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Crush
Daredevil: Oh, somebody has a crush! Spider-Man: Pfft! I don't have a crush on Deadpool, I just think he's cool. It's not like I stay up at night thinking about him! *Later that night* Spider-Man, very much awake: Uh-oh.
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emmedoesntdomath · 4 months
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peter, facedown into a pillow: I hate him
mj, reading next to him: I thought you wanted to have his children?
peter: I can be multifaceted!
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49311grayson · 11 months
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[Spideypool] Love
Peter: Wade. Love is a five letter word.
Wade, counting: L-O-V—— what?
Peter, blushing: Because it's incomplete without "u" (you).
Wade: Lovue?
Peter, frown: No.
Wade: Luove?
Peter, rolling eyes: Stop. You ruined this moment.
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Okay I talk about MJ-Peter-Felicia polycule all the time and I love them, but you know what I love more?
Felicia x Peter x Wade
Both Wade and Felicia are already obsessed with Spider-man, and they meet when they both decide to crash Peter's patrol on the same night.
From day one they’re like a two-person Spider-man Fan club. They always wanna tag along with him. And if one of them is with him they ask if they can call the other. Peter loves having them around but when Felicia and Wade are together it’s actual chaos
We already know Felicia loves herself a good himbo (see: Flash Thompson) and when she meets Wade she's like 'oh my god he's a professional dumbass..can we keep him?'
Wade is into dom women in all black (see: Death and Domino) and so he thinks Felicia is a bombshell - plus she condones murder and crime, just like him! They have the same sense of humor and Wade treats her incredibly like a queen so she's willing to overlook the whole 'actually insane' thing.
With the three of them in one room it’s just them flirting hard core when they’re supposed to be on a mission
The three of them are a disaster everywhere they go. Felicia and Peter can be stealthy but Wade can't. Peter is against breaking the law (mostly) but Wade and Felicia prank the NYPD just for the hell of it. Felicia is the only one of them who actually has her shit together and can cook something other than spaghetti.
They’re a pain in each other’s asses and the apple of each other’s eye and all they do is talk about each other and I love them more than life itself 😭
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