I can never keep friends but I can keep hostages
Wade: whose this spider pal anyway? I mean, what does he even do?? You know I pitched that to Spidey once, and he straight shot it down like a little boys dreams of becoming-
Spider-M: You know he told me not to talk to you-
Wade: Oh, I know.... hey did I ever tell you, you are a great listener?
Spider-M: *shrugging his tied up hands* once or twice.
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A Dash of Monosaccharides - Chapter 11
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It was late when Wade walked into the boardroom, gently closing the door behind him so it wouldn’t snap shut in that overly loud way it did when the room was empty. Well, mostly empty. Matt sat at the head of the table; to his right was Peter. Between the men was a stack of paper, already shuffled through, ink drying on the pages, a pen sitting beside Peter’s hand. Wade swallowed hard and forced his feet to take one step in front of the other, steadily passing by the row of chairs on the opposite side of Peter.
“Sorry for being late,” Wade said, aiming for cheer and missing by a mile.
“You already know the details of ending an NDA, so it would have been repetitive knowledge for you,” Matt said. His tone gave away nothing, so it was mostly Wade’s imagination that said the man was relieved. “Everything from the first signature to your signature now will be off the record.”
Wade hid his surprise. Matt liked to keep NDAs active as long as possible. Peter must have argued hard to circumvent that. What secret was he tired of keeping from the world? Wade was terrified to know if he was being honest. He slid into a chair opposite Peter and pulled a pen from his jacket pocket, swallowing hard. He wanted to keep his eyes on the table, but they betrayed him and promptly locked eyes on the man across from him.
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Just a romantic Spideypool wrist kiss
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Peter annoying Miguel is the funniest thing but throwing Deadpool at him is like throwing annoyance equivalent if a nuke and I live for it XD
I'm totally accepting the fanon that there may be multiverse out there but there is only one Deadpool as a gospel <3
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