#waffledog barks

[ghostwaffleheimer]

I love how guinea pigs look like they got nothing going on upstairs, but the minute you open the fridge they go off sounding the alarm like it is their sole purpose and dammit they're gonna fulfill it.

#guinea pigs #I miss living with guinea pigs sometimes #and cats #but we got office cats at work so I still get kitty cuddles #waffledog barks

[ghostwaffleheimer]

Thoughts on the epilogue (spoilers of course):

Arven stuttering in the phone call over wanting to hang out at my house, getting flustered when Nemona and Penny tag along because he wanted to hang out alone? Ohohohoh this is why I ship him with my character lol

Penny makes a very... interesting comment about the player's mom. My brain went from "hehe Penny gay confirm" to "PENNY IS A MILF LOVER?"

Arven is soooo jealous about Kieran

"We introverts know how to recognize each other" You are so right Penny...

*Camera pans to Carmine* OH NO SHE HAS EVIL EYES NOW WAIT NO STOP THE TIKTOK DANCING NOOOOOO

Yo this music kinda boppin', I might start dancing...

Not even being posessed can stop Nemona's need to battle lol

anyway yeah I had a good time

#pokemon #pokemon sv #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon dlc spoilers #mochi mayhem #mochi mayhem spoilers #the fact that my headcanon voice for Penny is Velma from the original Scooby Doo makes this even funnier #SV and SuMo have my favorite characters #I really liked the Gladion reference in the Blueberry Academy #waffledog barks

[ghostwaffleheimer]

boy do I love when the guinea pig go wheek wheek wheek

#guinea pig #waffledog barks #their warbling noises are like little water droplets

[ghostwaffleheimer]

San Fransokyo would have to be in... Japanifornia. Therefore, Big Hero 6 could theoretically be canon to the Ace Attorney universe.

#ace attorney #phoenix wright #big hero 6 #shitpost #waffledog barks #disclaimer I have never seen BH6 so as to what this means idk #but somebody's getting accused of murder and subjected to wacky courtroom antics

[ghostwaffleheimer]

This DLC is just one big "Turtles All the Way Down" meme reference

#pokemon #pokemon sv #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon indigo disk #pokemon sv dlc #indigo disk spoilers #waffledog barks #the terapagos fight is dogwater though #Briar telling you to terastallize is a dirty trick since starstorm is super effective on teramons

[ghostwaffleheimer]

Hey itemfriends so have any of yous heard about this supposed new mite thing

I saw a picture of it on the itemlabel reddit and uhhh I am mortified for my peepy's safety

#itemlabel #itemlabel peepy #itemlabel mite #waffledog barks

[ghostwaffleheimer]

Hope everyone enjoys Jakuza/Like a Jragon Jaiden: The Man Who Jerased His Jame, starring Joryu Jazuma in his classic outfit of jorts and a jean jacket

#yakuza #like a dragon #like a dragon gaiden #the man who erased his name #kiryu kazuma #rgg #shitpost #waffledog barks #maybe I'll watch my partner play it idk I wasn't really hype for this (or 8 tbh) #but I am looking away when Kiryu--I mean Joryu--does the ugly cry

[ghostwaffleheimer]

Ever since the Teal Mask DLC dropped, I noticed that the picnic table frequently just... isn't there. You can interact with it no problem but uh. Never had this issue before. Would not be surprised (just disappointed) if they never fixed or even acknowledged this.

Wonder what new ways they're gonna break the game with the Indigo Disk DLC...

#pokemon sv #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon scarlet #pokemon picnic table glitch #pokemon teal mask #pokemon sv dlc #waffledog barks #I've never used the picnic much and I'm only using it to reset spawns for a shiny slugma but still #also the mewtwo raid was bullshit and ogre oustin hard is almost impossible even with 3 people and a plan #see I enjoy this game but stuff like that is... not worth it

[ghostwaffleheimer]

Majima gets his car stolen, call that a Majima-no-Nissan

Majima drops his cup of noodles, call that a Majima-no-Nissin

#yakuza #ryu ga gotoku #rgg #like a dragon #goro majima #this blog just becoming MajimaLand #sorry I am neck deep in Yakuza hyperfixation with a side of Peepy #waffledog barks #shitpost

[ghostwaffleheimer]

Events in the Yakuza fandom this past week or so:

ICHIBAN'S JUICY BARE ASS

Wait he proposed??

Kiryu's birthday, happy birthday you old bastard

Going through the five stages of grief because Kiryu says he fucks and everybody being convinced he's lying because Virgin Vibecheck

#yakuza #like a dragon #ryu ga gotoku #like a dragon infinite wealth #yakuza 8 #kiryu kazuma #yakuza 8 spoilers #shitpost #waffledog barks #Kiryu's birthday being a day before father's day is not a coincidence #he's my dad now he can adopt me pls

[ghostwaffleheimer]

Even a Brackenfur plush would've been better than a second Firestar plush

#warriors #warrior cats #warrior cats plush #brackenfur #love brackenfur #no joke I would buy a brecky plush he is the only cat I'd drop money on in a heartbeat only wc merch I'd ever buy #he is the guy of all time #shitpost #waffledog barks

[ghostwaffleheimer]

Carmine over here telling Drayton he's too young to have creaky knees meanwhile I've had bad knees since I was like 8, girl I swear--

Also Archaludon from the side looks like a staple remover lol

**Psst! When you're in sync mode try pressing ZR, you get a fun ball to play with**

#pokemon sv #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon scarlet #pokemon sv dlc #indigo disc spoilers #pokemon sv indigo disk #waffledog barks

[ghostwaffleheimer]

I saw your Custom Banana Peepy and was wondering how you made it.

First I realized the clear safety eyes I bought were way too big, then that I had the right colors, then lotsa staring at my own Peepy plushes and patterns for plush bananas online, really

then deciding, "screw it, I'm gonna wing it!"

I drew out the shapes on felt with fabric marker (drawing them a little bigger for seam allowance). If I'm making multiples of a shape (feet/ears/sides) I'll use the first one to trace the others. I assembled the face and used that as the base to attach the other pieces, stuffing as I went and finishing with the tail.

So there were two parts of this that gave me the most pause: the feet and the beak.

The feet are this weird shape... Kinda like Pac-Man with his ass bit-off, uh... Well it's like Fishcar's head actually. Each foot gets two of them, the middle part gets sewn together to make a warped half-circle-ish shape.

Now the mouth is two half circles, but what about the little red line? idk if it's sewn or glued on with regular Peepy. I cut out a strip of red felt in an arc, sewed it between the part of the beak that wasn't gonna be attached to the body, and trimmed it down.

I hand sew everything because that's just how I started years ago, with some basic needles and embroidery floss (also I cannot use a sewing machine to save my life lol). Recommend using backstitch.

#sorry it's long I try to be thorough but I'm not great at explaining #and I always forget to do progress shots #I sorta improvise as I go #itemlabel #peepy #itemlabel peepy #bananapy #custom peepy #waffledog barks

[ghostwaffleheimer]

Heizou in my party: "My intuition says that something interesting is about to happen..."

Kazuha, moments later after a couple more pulls: Hi yes you called my love?

#genshin #genshin impact #shikanoin heizou #kaedehara kazuha #heikazu #kazuhei #C1 Kazu yay #yet I can't get Heizou pulls to save my life #I swear I get Xiangling on every single banner even if she's not featured starting to hate seeing her #waffledog barks

[ghostwaffleheimer]

CALLED IT

#tumblr live #tumblr #tumblr live is over party #good riddance #guess they finally realized it was a stupid idea that was just costing money #that or this is an elaborate early april fools joke #shitpost #waffledog barks #gif

[ghostwaffleheimer]

wow.

#warriors #warrior cats #clangen #grassclan #waffledog barks