#wait i lowkey do remember

[yikes077]

All I want is to consume more Smosh Reddit stories but I must wait patiently for the upload

#I don’t want to wait until noon and or 1pm #I lowkey don’t remember the upload schedule bc of a timezone change #but I am foaming at the mouth in wait #I do not want to be awake right now and the only thing keeping me going is smosh reddit stories #Shane in his little chair reading things I could look up myself #shayne topp #Jesus I just realized how he spells his name #i’m so fucking tired #reddit #reddit stories #smosh #smosh reddit stories #Smosh reddit #smosh reunion

[blueskittlesart]

after like almost a year. im finally going to play the hyrule warriors dlc. opinions to come

#sorry it took so long i just didnt care enough about it to buy it myself so i had to wait for my dad to buy it for me <3 #do i think it will be good? no. do i think i might get some more precalamity characterization? yes. i want this #i also lowkey do not remember any of the battle mechanics. anyways lets go #personal

[dirt-str1der]

just wanna say im obsessed with your mind and i read your posts about kiryu like the morning paper. thank you for your service

(Sweats) e-even the ones about him laying eggs ?

#Thanks for the ask ! #HIIIIII thank you for reading my posts im really a serial rambler so that is no easy feat. i just had a lowkey nightmare that was insect #based so its nice to think about different kinds of eggs once in a while. sorry for the eggs i just learned the word gravid and i cant stop #saying it !!! i literally opened tumblr to make another post about kiryu i was gonna say he was probably antisocial in his childhood which #is really a miracle any girls managed to notice him at all. and i believe that he was very dismissive of his clothing and appearance because #you know when youre young and trans and havent realised it but you just randomly hate everything about your appearance and dont even knowwhy #i think his hair was always too long and too shaggy and he would let nishiki comb it sometimes because he really could not stand his mane #and sometimes when it gets wayy too long and shitty the sunflower caretaker would drag him outside and just cut a chunk of it off with a #knife and kiryu would have shoulder length hair for a little while... anyway i need to give him a little girlfriend like how rikiya had one #when he was in school because all trans guys need a little girlfriend or an all girl group of friends to be his girlfriends when hes a kid #so he can carry their shopping bags and wait for them outside the changing room etc and kiryu cant resist a girl so he gets a letter from #nishiki and he tells him yeah this is probably a prank to have you wait there for hours or there might be guys waiting to ambush you and #beat the crap out of you. and kiryus like Nobody beats the crap out of me except our dad. and goes to meet this girl and he actually agrees #to go out with her and this is the thing that keeps him in school because otherwise he would literally not go. like hed walk with yumi and #nishiki and the rest of the kids at sunflower that he doesnt care about to remember the names of. and he would just wave them off at the #gate and wander the town in his school uniform and then after school he’ll meet nishiki and possibly yumi at the gate (yumi probably makes #other friends but its a Must to walk nishiki home because he’ll get lonely) and when kiryu starts going out with this girl hes obligated to #walk her home so he already broke rule one but nishikis like happy for him But he has to walk home with some other random guys now and #eventually theyll broach the topic of ‘his psycho sister’ and nishiki literally has to beat a few guys up to defend kiryus honour and when #he comes back with news of how unpopular kiryu is with the rest of the guys because he looks better with short hair than they do and has a #girlfriend whos super cute. kiryu is just like damn did you commit social suicide to protect my honour? youre my best friend. but whatever #kids get over it fast. but parents dont!! and kiryu walks his girlfriend right to her front door and soon enough her parents are going to #find out that the boyfriend she keeps gushing about is a girl and straight up take her out of school to make her stop being gay and kiryus #like but ... im a boy ... punches the ground and screams to the sky. anyway enough about dysphoria simulator im here to talk about this guy #when hes a bit older because im salivating and shaking over the thought of his bootyass rip kiryu you woulda loved thongs. i think hed hate #ripped jeans but only because he thinks theyre a waste of manufacturing. its literally better for the world that kiryu decided 2 transition #because can you imagine if she was a girl and needed to wear a bra? like she would literally have an itchy back all the time which would #give her a hair trigger temper which means kamurocho a&e room will be very healthily plush indeed. god my battery is dying i need to take a #shower noww anyway really thank you for the nice message you are so sweet ... hi ...

[papus-clown-enclosure]

Got news my cousin's? (Not 1st cousin but i think my fam refer to her as my cousin), yeah my cousin's mom is in really bad condition health wise

Like, idk who in the family is bringing her back from mexico city to my family's hometown for her last moments. Not even last days. My mom says she's in bad condition and who knows when she's going to pass. :(

#papuka rambles #and lowkey i feel bad bc i dont remember my cousin and her moms faces much less the mother's brother #bc my mom told me i met him when he was here. #and so i feel bad for feeling so detached #like yeah that sucks and i do hope she makes it home so she can be surrounded by family and loved ones. #i think my grandma went tl her house to wait for her to arrive and to say her goodbyes #literally cant remember if lady(ig my aunt but my mom doesnt refer to her as my aunt) was sick with something #my mom just said but the phone was being weird so i couldnt hear

[roxyandelsewhere]

Finished teen wolf s4. Why so many batman vibes

#I say i watched it in 2 days. It was across 3 but it was like. Basically 2 days. Im not that bad that i cant count time. Fyi #Also i hope its clear what i mean by comic booky bc i didnt know how else to say it. Do u get what i mean #Also HOW OLD WAS THE TEMPLE THEY DESTROYED IN THEIR WEREWOLF SCUFFLES #Between that and the wendigo thing and the yellow filter this may be the most uh. Spncore season so far #Not that all the japanese internment camps and folklore stuff in s3 was great. But theres stuff here thats on another level #Oh and did lydia say her grandmother was a woolawoo?? Alright #AND WEREWOLVES HAVE POKEMON EVOLUTIONS NOW??? DEREK WAS COCCOONING?? #Theres stuff to talk about in s4. It just feels much more sparse and airy in terms of plot #I really kept waiting for them to expand on The Mute bc i didnt remember if they did or not. And no <3 #I guess its a logical next step after s3. If theres more creatures therell be more hunters. But yawn. Lowkey #Teen wolf #Tw #Twrewatch #Mine.caro

[wurm-food]

I’m like 99% sure that this month marks 1 year of being obsessed with Uta. It’s my uta-versary, if you will.

#life altering stuff here #I remember listening to im invincible for the first time and then listened to it for daaaaaaaays and waited for the full soundtrack to drop #(lowkey I want to do something special for the 1 year of the soundtrack or her birthday like a collab week or something) #anyway! I love my pop star wife and will kill god for her if I must #wurm.txt

[theamazingannie]

The temptation to dye my hair blonde and start wearing red lipstick all the time and calling myself a Taylor Swift lookalike just to be a bitch

#it would be funnier cuz I’m short and not super skinny and my skin is many shades darker #too bad I JUST dyed my hair dark purple and it would not be good to just 180 it right now #taylor swift #that girl is just so creepy and I wish we would stop talking about her #she needs serious help #but also I lowkey respect her dedication to the Bit #i just worry about her children #but my hair is 1989 era short right now so that’s the only similarity but again that makes it funnier #wait I just remembered that there is a rumor that she wears a wig #i could do that🤔 #i have a blonde wig #It’s cheap but maybe I could get my sister to style it for me #or tbh dont style it at all because the less I actually look like her the better the but would be #id do either red era or rep era cuz my clothes match those better

[neverendingford]

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#“test” #wait did the quotation marks not put my tag up front. I'm gonna test it #'test' is in quotes so it should go up front when I post. #WAIT DOES TUMBLR NOT DO THAT THING ANYMORE??? BRO WHY #I got used to being able to remember content tags halfway through my ramble and just being able to format them #I don't wanna have to go on computer just to be able to rearrange my tags #ngl I sort of noticed it a while back but I didn't pay attention so I lowkey thought I'd dreamed it #dreamt? I think it's dreamt not dreamed #tag talk

[hershelwidget]

YK WHAT ELSE? Arbre Mort. cause hahahahha

Featuring a new God-Like being, one I have dubbed Hershel Widget… at least, that’s their disguise name !

But uhm this focus here is on Arbre Mort and I must say. he sure is crouched

#the ballad of cold island #my singing monsters #plant epic wubbox #Everytime I remember Arbre is a wubbox technically I have another stroke #sobbing and shaking I swear I know what they’re supposed to look like in actual wubbox fashion it’s just hard #also ! uhm. im taking an official break from TBoCI due to msm fandom lowkey making me uncomfy as fuck atm #if your an msm fan reading this I promise it’s not you!! you’re cool it’s just as a whole it’s very uncomfortable rn #i’ve become scared to do much of anything thats at all tboci related so its gonna be a Wait #in the meantime you must bear through my Lullaby fixation and me writing a Lot of Songs. i swear I’ll show those soon

[florida3exclamationpoints]

Wanna hear how stupid I am. Ofc you do. Refer to the tags.

#ok so my boss asked me to focus on one kind of cookie and our new cakes #yesterday i only did the cookies but i didn't finish them #the plan for today was finished the cookies (quick and simple) qnd make the cakes (much more time consuming) #ok so i start making the cookies right. and im going over the number i need a million times in my head. i wrote it down. #it was very simple math but i rechecked myself a bunch. ok. #i needed 24 baked cookies. to make 12 each. of the same design cookie but iced with 2 different colors. #very simple right????? apparently not #bc at some point.... my brain decided.... i needed 24 of EACH COLOR.......... so i made a big batch of dough....... #then i was like...... hmmmmm...... wait....... i did the simple math about 37 more times...... no yeah that's too much dough #ok WHATEVER. more dough for extra cookies!!! i was low on some number cookies ill make a few numbers cool great #but then i looked at the message of what my boss had asked me to do again. and even better news!! #the new cake designs (that i was supposed to start next) have cookies on top as decor!!!! great!!! i have a lot of dough!!!!! #so. i was like. im gonna cut out a few number cookies. then im gonna check exactly what kind of cookies to make for the cakes #and you know what i did..... i started cutting number cookies.... and i couldn't stop....i was like hmm actually i need a few more of those #ill cut out some extra number 6s!!! to have :) #AND THEN I USED ALL MY DOUGH. AND I BAKED THEM. SKDBSKDBSJ #so now. lowkey stressing bc accidentally making too much dough set me back (i have now completely forgot about the cookies for the cakes) #but its ok ill hustle. i finished icing my top priority cookies. i get the transfers done so the other stores will have them too. im speedy #also. many of the cookies i baked are not iced bc i can get back to those :)) next week :)) they're extras :))))) #SO THEN. i start watching the vids about how to make the new cakes.. uh oh.. i have now remembered i was supposed to make different cookies #FINE WHATEVER ILL FIGURE IT OUT LATER!!!! I JUST WANNA GET SOME CAKES IN THE CASE TODAY!!!!!! #so i started making the batter right. i figured. i rush and get them baked. then ill go on break. then ill come back and decorate #UH OH AGAIN!!!!! local idiot forgot smth else. we dont use eggs we make a flax mixture as a sub for eggs #the flax and water has to sit for at least!!!!! 30 min!!!!! before it can be put in the batter!!!!!!! #i shouldve done that first thing in the morning!!!!!! i forgot tho!!!!!!!! #so :) now im on break. the flax is sitting. im hoping i can whip out at least 2 cakes to be ready today #lowkey considering staying late to get it done if i have to... but i don't want to give them the impression that im that super dedicated #bc im not :) like i wanna make my boss happy and get the stuff i need to get done done. but do NOT expect me to stay late regularly #anyway gonna eat my sad pb&j in my car lunch now ❤ #she was a baker girl

[usoratonkachi]

every time i finish or catch up on a manga or anime i somehow forget the majority of the lore and events that happened, i even mix up the chronological order of events and end up lowkey gaslighting myself like no this definitely didn't happen or it did when it didn't ALSKDJDF

#I GENUINELY FORGOT J.JK'S PLOT #AND LORE. emphasis on lore LJSASFJ #again if u ask me what g.ojo or n.obara's technique is or wtv i couldnt tell u rn like i'd need to reread / rewatch lmao #SAME WITH SOME B.NHA STUFF LIKE NOT FULLY BUT I DID FORGET SOME STUFF SKJD dont get me started on the manga DKFJH #LOOKING AT MI.RKO RN IM LOWKEY CONFUSED ASKJH #and im positive when the new episodes of c.sm come out im literally going to be like WAIT I DONT REMEMBER THIS even tho i read it LMFOASDJH #NOT EVEN THAT LONG AGO #i forgot aki's backstory i think SDKJFHS #and why yo.shida even showed up w ki.shibe... ALSO I BARELY REMEMBER WHO K.OBENI WAS LMAFHSGD #DO I HAVE SHORT TERM MEMORY LOSS OR SOMETHING??? #does anyone else go through this PLEASEJKHFGS

[queer-ragnelle]

Look. I’m flattered when people ask for a link to read my WIP book. But like. I’d rather you just say “Good job!” but fantasy/historical fiction/arthurian isn’t your cup of tea from the get go, than ghost me or make up some bullshit about the Google Doc not working.

At best, I think people are more concerned with societal courtesy than being genuine (which would be less offensive, don’t pretend you’re gonna read it, especially when you fucking asked for it).

At worst, I think some (not all, but certainly a few) of these people were unprepared for the interracial queer romance I wrote at the forefront of an ensemble-riddled plot. They didn’t know how to say the book didn’t interest them without coming off like an asshole or making themselves sound stupid. (How they missed these very obvious themes is beyond me, but based on some Things Said, I suspect this is why. But I digress.)

So instead of honesty to avoid sounding stupidly assholish, these people sounded stupidly assholish by lying about the inability to open the document and refusing my suggested solutions. Just ghost me before asking for a link instead next time. Blocked.

#like why are you wasting my time #I’m not gonna ask after you if you have a link & I don’t hear back that’s the end of it #I even had someone send me a message weeks later like #‘oh haha! I’ve been so busy! I’ll start on it this weekend!’ #and then I never heard from them again lol #just shut up! why you lyin!!! #no more links going out im done finding randos online for this #paid beta readers & editors only now #freebies and trades have run their course #I end up doing more work for other people & getting little to no feedback I can use #if I get it at all #like I’m sorry but ensemble is a great genre or sub-genre #and tbh I don’t even have that many characters lol but people are lost like what? #Gawain only has one brother and one cousin on page just wait till you meet the Everyone Else #also it’s a m/f romance with Ragnelle but I mean #if my username & also my very upfront synopsis didn’t clue anyone in idk what would #I don’t hide what it’s about yet people get into reading & then they’re like #lowkey racist queerphobic about it #if you can remember the white peoples names you can remember the Persian ones and if you can’t just go away leave my book alone #let the bi people kiss in peace

[ghostdrinkssoup]

just realised theres a crane wives song called strangler fig that feels very will graham esque, are you sure that's not part of why you said they were a plant that reminded you of him? insert i've connected the dots/you didn't connect shit meme here – z.

you did connect the dots my friend 😳

#it was the other way around though #basically after I told you that he reminded me of strangler figs I remembered the song and went to listen to it #and was like wait… #this song is so will graham esque fr… #if I made a playlist for him I would do it just so I can add this song… #but then I was like I CAN JUST MAKE THE PLAYLIST NOTHING IS STOPPING ME #z you’re lowkey the reason my will graham playlist exists #anon ask #ghost speaks

[thefunniestguy]

hang on i'm gonna yell about season2 in the tags more bc now i'm . thinking so much

#SEASON 2 BABY !!!!!!!!! #i'm so curious of the plot . bc season 1 wrapped up nicely imo #BUT I WON'T COMPLAIN I LOVE MORE AT CONTENT #as long as it doesn't get into like . yk . where people milk a series or franchise Dry because it rakes in money #but AT has soooooo much lore and sooooooo so many good characters that atp i'm convinced that's lowkey impossible #they can realistically talk about things that we don't wanna hear but they would Not run out of content possibilities #i also am gonna die waiting again for s2 . i am fine and willing to wait bc Obviously i don't want this to be rushed . i'm jsut impatient #and it makes me kinda nostalgic [???] esp bc i remember a friend i had before f+c released . like before the trailer . when there was just #the bare minimum known other than it was in the works . and i remember talking with him about it and being So Excited #and anyway i haven't talked to him in ages and lost contact even before the trailer so i hope she's well . season 2 bestie [explodes] #UMMM ANYWAY . WANNA KNOW WHAT MAKES ME SAD #if there's no betty in s2 ......... bc i feel like they wrapped up all they wanted to do w her character ................ #give me a season 2 where's it's just betty . i don't care if it's just 10 half hour episodes of betty just sitting there

[mehrunnez]

if a videogame gets played and there's no-one to witness the liveposting of it, did it even get played at all

#me rn about dishonored I want to do a high chaos playthrough but I caaaaant I caaaaaaaaaaaant augh #I actually feel so unbelievably distant from my love of dishonored cuz of this it actually lowkey feels like I didn't play th #Haha. Wait a second Hold On A Second hahahahah. Wait. #Is it ACTUALLY that bad. Is the dissociation this bad #oh my fucking god holh shit this is unbelievable I'm going to go think about this and how I apparently barely remember dishonored 👍 #I replayed it a week ago and I couldn't shut the fuck up about it it's one of my favourite games of all time... I don't remember anything #jesus christ how much do I really not remember

[isa-renee]

#the way that high school me was so very enamored with dark academia and yet this has been the vibe of the majority of my college experience #adkfkskgk #i’m fine i’m fine definitely not extremely behind on finals nope totally procrastination free and not at all chaotic right here #also lowkey the fact that this is something i Regularly Do is almost making me wish i had decided to write a thesis about keysmashes bc like #that was basically the only non phonology topic i was considering but oh well #perhaps someday #….. #wait….. #literally just remembered that jane is literally a computational phonologist like i’ve literally taken speech tech classes with her i absolu #absolutely could have done something vaguely phonology related about keysmashes #ah well #glottal stops are a weirdly recurring theme in my academic career this seems a fitting way to end undergrad #ignore my inane rambling about thesis topics alfkskgkskg i’m fine i’m fine