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coldswarkids · 2 months ago
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when i flung out an application to a job way above my experience grade with [redacted insanely high salary] just for shits and giggles and they emailed me to be like “hey can we interview :)” 
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madrigaltrash · 2 months ago
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Nico and Will were both 10 in TTC. So in BOTL, Nico was 11 and Will was still 10. Then in TLO, Nico is 12 and Will turns 12 just days after the Battle of Manhattan. So by the end of HOO, Nico is 13 and Will is about to turn 13. So in THO, Nico turns 14, and Will is still 13. But they're both supposed to be 15???? Rick???
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arushahisatroll · a year ago
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<3 heh
WAIT WHAT-
I”M SORRY WHAT??? I AM ACTUALLY SHOCKED
H U H
H U H
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emmaa-1-official · 2 years ago
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((What if, somehow, Emma was with a child long enough to see them as they grew up?))
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“Children do what?? I know humans brought them to play with me at the theme park, but thought they were their full size? How big does a child get?”
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reincarnatedroadkill · 2 years ago
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Uncle M.: "you're getting to be that age, (I'd) better get your dad a new shotgun for Christmas"
Me: "Why? I don't have enough fat on me to be good for slow cooking"
Uncle M.: "No smartass, a good shotgun keeps the boys away"
Me: "Oh god if you think that'll work I'll take two"
Uncle M. :
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incorect-wotters · 3 years ago
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Rose: hey Al, did you know the human body has about 7 trillion nerves in it?
Albus, deadpan: and isn't it amazing how some people manage to get on every fucking one of them?
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justpastryvideos · 8 months ago
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cheesytoucans · 3 years ago
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maya: ma claudine, marry me. kuro: shouldn't you ask me to be your girlfriend first? maya: ....we've been dating for 10 years. kuro: what?? i thought we were just rivals living/eating/sleeping together!?? definitely not dating or anything! rest of the girls facepalm.
Kuro-chan is such a useless lesbian that literally the entire fucking school is going to know they’re dating before she does, the teachers are going to know, their own damn kohai are going to know, all before poor Kuro-chan. 
Maya making their graduation speech: “and I’d like to thank my girlfriend Claudine for encouraging me and making me into the person I am today” 
Claudine: “....your what” 
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ash-and-starlight · 7 months ago
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what if during their life changing field trip toph and zuko picked up a new chill hobby
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hodgepodgedd · 3 years ago
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WAIT. THIS IS?
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destroyedwoman · 3 months ago
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“I’m tired of fat hairy butch women being the image of lesbianism!” “I want this gay character to be asexual because I’m tired of seeing sex everywhere!” “Don’t hint to your sex life at Pride, think of the children!” “Ugh why are there only GAY CLUBS I don’t want to go somewhere where there’s people ALL OVER EACH OTHER Less bars more cafes!” Do you know what you sound like. Like do you know what you sound like. Take a moment to think about what you sound like
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bisexual-cyborg · 29 days ago
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eddie munson at the beginning of the school year: oh yeah im gonna corrupt these teens with d&d and rock & roll
Eddie munson by school break: ooOHH FUCK THE CHILDREN ARE CORRUPTING ME I REPEAT THE CHILDREN ARE CORRUPTING ME
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starbuck · 3 months ago
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Gotta give Our Flag Means Death some real credit because “started crossdressing to avoid getting caught after I murdered a guy, but then that made me realize that gender is fake so I’m nonbinary now” is one of the best trans self-discovery plotlines I’ve ever heard.
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disc80s · 4 months ago
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my toxic trait as a european is believing i can walk anywhere
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seveneyesoup · 5 months ago
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one of my favorite bits in doctor who is when someone is like your time machine doesn’t work very well does it and the doctor is like Excuse You, This Is A Type 40 TARDIS That Can Go Anywhere In Time And Space. that’s like if i drove to a place where they don’t have cars but know about them and took someone for a drive and they saw cooling that only works on one setting and heat that barely works and a broken cd player despite the functioning tape deck and shaky brakes and they went mate your cars a bit shit isn’t it and you were like fuck you, this is a 2002 toyota camry, it can drive on roads
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moondoposting · 2 months ago
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hype
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justpastryvideos · 9 months ago
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diabolicjoy · 2 months ago
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my first pendant :^)
[ID: two images of a heart shaped ceramic pendant; the first picture is showing one side of the piece, where there’s two hands reaching for each other with only their fingertips touching, painted in cobalt blue on a light beige clay background. there’s also a few carved stroked around it creating a frame. the second picture shows the back of the pendant, which looks the same except there’s no drawing at the center, only the frame taking all the space. there’s a thin silver chain holding it. End ID]
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pink-hat · 3 years ago
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Now let’s see the play
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Huh???
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tehtariks · 3 months ago
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abandoned gays: a taika waititi special | OUR FLAG MEANS DEATH vs WHAT WE DO IN THE SHADOWS
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