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jjolmyeonz · 2 years

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enhypen's reaction to suddenly getting kabedon-ed

genre: humor

word count: ~300 (will update once i actually count them)

warnings: cursing, an unhealthy amount of emojis

kabedon or kabe-don refers to the action of slapping a wall fiercely, which produces the sound "don". one meaning is the action of slapping the wall as a protest which occurs in collective housing like condominiums when the next room makes noise.

LEE HEESEUNG 🐹

flustered guy #1

he'll be blinking repeatedly at you with his eyelashes fluttering like the pretty boy he is

he has his arms clutched tightly against his chest since you're practically taking up the space in front of him

he tries to escape but to no avail—you slap your free hand beside his head and now, his cheeks are red and his jaw's slightly agape

"i-is there a problem...?" 😳

"nothing. you look cute."

will shout questions at you after you leave him hanging 🥲 mans needs answers! (like why would you trap him by the wall and dip?)

PARK JONGSEONG 🐈‍⬛

"oh, so this is how it is, huh?" is how you expected him to react seconds before you kabedon him

but he FLINCHES hard

"fuck! that scared the shit out of me, y/n." he hisses. "don't pull that stunt on me again."

however, seconds after he's recovered from the sudden attack, he flashes you the most unexpected grin

"damn, y/n. kinda look cute looking up at me like that."

🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️🏃🏻‍♀️

SIM JAEYUN 🐶

"아, 깜짝이야!" (eng: "ah, you scared me!")

scaredy-cat #2 who thinks he's guilty of something that's why you're trapping him against the wall

poor babie has been catching his breath for the past minute ☹️

so you reassure him by stroking his fluffy blonde hair

"you did nothing wrong. i just wanted to see how you'd react."

he then pulls you closer by the collar, and you chicken out 🥲

PARK SUNGHOON 🐩

"🤨😳" "what is it this time, l/n?"

he'd probably react to you the same way he reacts to jay's corny jokes

actually surprised by how you were able to corner this big, bulky man easily which instinctively makes him flex his biceps

it was tight TIGHT and you had a relatively smaller figure than him

he kabedons you back 🥵😵‍💫

"you tried. i still win, though." he shrugs and leaves you hanging (the fucking AUDACITY???)

KIM SUNOO 🦊

he SQUEAL 💥📢💥📢💥

you will be hearing a whole minute of 뭐야s (eng: "what is it/what's this?") from him before he actually calms down

flustered guy #2 but is also giving you the stank look (you weren't looking at your best while trapping the man between your arms)

he wasn't supposed to laugh but he's laughing (???)

"come on, y/n, you can do better than this!"

you ended up just leaving him alone ://

YANG JUNGWON 🐈

"eh? isn't this supposed to be done in a more... intimate setting?" 😐

he just... hit you with the facts and now everything is awkward

so you stare at each other in silence, waiting for whoever makes the next move first

you cup his cheeks and squish em (because literally who wouldn't???)

"did it hurt when you fell from heaven?" 🤦🏻‍♀️

NISHIMURA RIKI 🐥

shameless little shit would crack up with your sudden action 💀

literally would fall on the floor (he's from jpn so he 100% knows the concept of kabedon)

"don't laugh at me, kid!" you reprimand. "this is how i see it in animes."

shows you how it's done and kabedons you back (2) 🥵🤬

"i learned from the best." SMIRKS LIKE THE SMUG MF HE IS 😭

is satisfied with you squealing and blushing and shi—it's the joy of his life

a/n: hi, i'm back :D

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mandalhoerian · 2 months

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bruh my comment was too long to post under the new chapter so i’m sending an ask. saw the ao3 notif and scheduled to read it this fine evening, good thing i was like “lemme scroll on tumblr and see what’s up” because SJFKDJLXBZB the face i made when i saw i was tagged and followed BY YOU? also ma’am 🤚🏻wdym nobody comments like i do. like what do you mean. i have a concerning relationship with receiving praise so i advise you to stfu (affectionately).

my poor girl vera can’t catch a break, loss after loss after loss in such a short period. i just want to give her lots and lots of hugs (consensually). on another note i love that she clocked ada’s intentions right away bc capcom wtf is that writing. one person taking down a whole organization is like sending only one person to save president’s kidnapped daughter (laugh track). let me tell you i have been waiting for this 🤌🏻 vera and ada interacting 🤌🏻 leon being there all charming and naive and trusting people easily 🤌🏻 shai you just get the dynamics of all the characters *so right* 🤌🏻

sorry for the excessive amount of parentheses and emojis let me just find another obnoxiously annoying emoji to spam about the intimacy between leon and vera. 🤧 it’s this one but i’m wiping my snot away from crying about it. the small touches between the two are so tender in this fucked up world 🤧 vera’s hand on his forearm… leon collecting her in his arms, comforting her 🤧 his arm on her shoulder 🤧 i could cry and get a headache from thinking about them. i’m so serious.

(gnawing at the bars of my enclosure) JILL VALENTINE MENTION???? VERA KNOWS HER? WHAT IS THE LORE? I NEED TO KNOW.

how does one end a delirious comment. uhhh. so yeah. i love nttd and vera so much and i’m so happy that it’s back babyyyy.

Ofc I followed!!!! I don't remember why I didn't in the first place like but like ???? ur making it sound like I'm some big shot but like pls im a loser who's writing oc fanfiction on the internet and is so lucky and grateful to get people invested in it!!!!! AND YES nobody comments like you do! You're the dream of a fanfiction author ON GOD. THANK YOU SO MUCH

ramble below to keep your dashboards clean:

I think we talked about this over on ao3 but honestly re2r's ada just doesn't make sense to me. The FBI cover is logical (when you first think about it), but the way she's immediately pulling a gun on Annette the minute they see her and DECLARING her intentions isn't. She then proceeds to reveal her target is Annette, and then her going with the FBI thing becomes less logical, bc why would Annette hand over the G-Virus sample to the feds, either? It's entirely a shock factor thing revolved around Leon, she's only fooling him -- or maybe, she's fooled Ben like this, too, and was forced to stick to her cover when shit went down, we don't know 😭 why did they do my girl ada like that... (ngl re4r ada supremacy. period.)

But either way, un-truths she would throw as a bone to a "civilian" like Leon would of course be caught by Vera, nugget by nugget, while still making her think "mayhaps the FBI is misinformed????" -- I didn't want to ruin that fine line by Ada going on about Annette making the virus and her being the most dangerous of all "g-virus g-virus g-virus" or whatever because 1) WHY WOULD A SPY DO THAT???? 2) it would surely make Vera go "yeah NOPE" 💀💀

it's so much fun for them to try sussing each other out, Light and L mind games over there while Leon is happily frolicking. not one thought behind those eyes 😭

ALSO LIKE YES THE TOUCHES!!!!!! It's Leon initiating all of them for me 👹👹👹 physical touch taking over when words can't. my favorite thing of all UGGHHHHHHHH THANK YOU FOR JOINING ME IN MY MISERY

ALSO totally not going "actually 🤓☝" as I'm saying this because it's been HALF A WHOLE YEAR + the fic is over 100K words -- Vera knows Jill from post!mansion incident - pre!outbreak, in that ephemeral "investigation" phase of Jill's. I do mention it in the fic that Vera supplies information to Jill (as around that time she's trying to get rid of the weight of all she knows and trying to pass on the "hero's job" to someone else) and they exchange their findings while trying to be careful not to get caught by ppl Umbrella put on Jill's tail. I think I wrote it in passing that Vera was disguised as a secretary and sat back-to-back with Jill on a booth in one of those occasions? She's loosely connected to re3r by having a brief appearance in carlos' police station section in my head, entrusting Jill to him and all and promising to meet up with them in the station once she talks to her dad about it ☹

"delirious comment" WDYM ITS MY LIFEBLOOD THANK YOU 😭

#an ask for shai

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