#waiting for them to throw a hit

[michsmeesh]

i have been unable to stop thinking about these two since volume 1 dropped on friday and my witcher hyperfix just hit me again at full fucking force

in other words THEY FINALLY GAVE US THE QUEER POLY BARD WE DESERVED RAAAHHHHHHH

#the witcher #twn #the witcher netflix #s3 #the witcher spoilers #jaskier #radovid #jaskier x radovid #radskier #jaskovid #also art block has kinda been fucking me up again but i FORCED myself to draw them #be proud of me pls #im literally screaming rying throwing up #i've been waiting SO LONG FOR THIS #also its funny bc i was literally on ep 2 watching together with my mom and my bff and i was like ...is this queerbait or not... in my head #so i quickly went on twt to check #AND I WAS HIT WITH THE KISS SCENE #MY JAW WAS LTIERALLY ON THE FLOOR #AND MY FRIEND JUST LOOKED AT ME LIKE #are you good??? #AND SHE LOOKS OVER AT MY PHONE AND HER JAW DROPS TOO #i rewatched that kiss at least 200 times by now #im unwell #okay sorry enough tag spamming #my art #michsmeesh #i just felt like changing my username again soz

[pyxy-styx]

Is cooking an important skill? Yes.

Do I think my siblings should learn how to cook? Yes.

Do I want to banish them from the kitchen for all eternity (until I move out) because none of them can clean it properly, so it's always a mess when I go to cook? Absolutely yes.

Cooking is my thing, the rest of you get out and leave the poor dishes alone

#i love them to death but if i have to wait 30 minutes for the cast iron skillet to be clean one more time i am going to hit someone with it #also the air fryer #i am going to throw it at someone's head if it's left full of bacon grease again

[worstloki]

how funny would it be if Loki didn't even know Baldur would not be immune to mistletoe. clearly everything in the world was promised to not hurt Baldur, so why would one specific plant do the trick?

#Loki like hehe i wanna throw some stuff too and he's throwing stuff and Baldur is obv immune and Hodr is like i feel left out #and Loki is like oh no don't be left out look here im yeeting spears with different plants and metals on them at him #you can have some of them too! #and then Hodr gets one with mistletoe and Baldur straightup just dies #Loki: wait WHAT #Hodr: what's wrong? did it hit? #Loki: *starts running*

[hauntingblue]

ZORO LORE FINALLY ⁉️

#random minks against the cp0.... these poor people.... #is sanji just running away having an existential crisis... omg girl moment #OH HE HURT A WOMAN!!!!! SANJI!!!!!! incredible how instead of a normal battle like zoro sanji got an internal emotional one.... incredible #THE EYEBROW FLIPPED!!!! THROW HIM MORE STUFF!!! omg just realised nami won't hurt him anymore... will she get hurt if she hits him now?? #OH!!! of course he decided that.... sanji calling zoro??? he didn't even know he had one and he put it here??? #hes gonna ask him to kill him??? I AM TELLING YOU THAT IS A MARRIAGE PROPOSITION!!!! OMG!!!! incredible #talking tag #watching one piece #episode 1057 #this is incredible.... after the war if sanji looks weird at a woman zoro is just gonna take put his sword amd behead him..... #WAIT A FUCKING SECOND!!! HIYORI!!?? SHE SAID SHE WANTED TO KILL ORICHI AND SHE WILL!!! EXACTLY!!! STRAIGHT UP!!! #zoro get up!!!! get your ass up get your money up!!!! hiyori omg the music..... can you hear the music.... OMG ENMA CAN!!!! LETSGOOOOO #hiyori that was such a slay.... now slay!!! that man. #episode 1058 #WILL THE CP0 KILL APOO???? FONALLY!!!! MAKE SURE HE DIES!!! COME ON!!! #NOOOOOOOOOO!!!! DRAKE NO DONT TEAM UP WITH HIM!!! #sanji and queen yapping while zoro and king fight to the death ajshaka #lunarian is the thing that marco said right.... sanji is right why did they get extinct then. rip bozos #sword lore sword lore!!!!!! #zoro is a little slow.... yeah wonder why.... #episode 1059 #wdym the marine will invade soon??? wtf #zoro saying it doesn't matter if someone is a man or a woman to be strong.... but zoro beating tashigi over and over is just.... #zoro just being mad at her dead body oh...... #is zoro controlling his swords by using his king's haki on them??? that's kinda insane #SO NOW HE CHANGED THE PROMISE TO KUINA FOR THE ONE WITH LUFFY??? OMG #nvm its bad translation.... he says to my captain and my best (girl) friend #i might be as slow as zoro... when he says i want to be strong enough for my name to arrive to the sky is so kuina can hear it.... damn.... #episode 1060

[tiktaalic]

I always mean to leave work a beautiful 10-30 minutes early and then something awful happens to me

#etxt #I can start shutting down at 10. so tonight. I went. I will prep all the shutdown stuff before 10 so when 10 hits I can just throw it on #walk out. 9:50. coworker tells me hey we are waiting on a sample to arrive and it’s a stat (has to be run as soon as we get it) (can’t be a #tomorrow problem for tomorrow’s shift). go. ok. get sample at 10 slam it on. oh btw it has this separate 20 minute test ordered. go. OK. #slam THAT on after it’s done running. after it’s done running it goes oh this sample is weird so it needs a slide review. which takes 20 min #to make. go. ALRIGHT! #I think if I only had one problem tonight I could have gotten out at a smooth 10:45 but I also had to call tech supporttttf about the other #machineeeeee because it wouldn’t shut downnnnnn and I talked to them for 15 minutes to fix itttttttt

[prudencepaccard]

didn't get cast in ensemble. they did cast a girl at callbacks I literally taught the harmony to though. fucked up

#spent a year thinking about the audition #have actively waited for an opportunity to audition for at least seven years #show on my radar for at least 14 #love to be good enough at the audition that they call you back and then have them be like #actually never mind we don't want your voice even with the other voices. #we have no place for your body on stage with the other bodies #this is what I was afraid of. this is why as soon as it was announced like two years ago this might be produced I was as #stressed as I was excited. #it's not about ego or rejection it's just about getting to do a dream there aren't many chances to fulfill. I just get fixations you know? #rehearsals start tonight without me! #only thing helping me hold onto my sanity is an inside source telling me that the director is horrible #it's hard for grapes to be sour enough for me to not to hurt bad bad bad #but it takes away a little bit of the grief #as does the fact that a friend has the kindness to try and comfort me like that #mensch behavior #I have othr things to look forward to this was just high stakes you know #not a lot of chances. dependent on others to provide chances. autistic hyperfixation on little scraps of the score #most passionate out of anyone who auditioned for sure #and I'm not even bad #I fucked up at callbacks a little but I was hoping they wouldn't be insane about it #but holding my breath until I could get the relief of knowing I was in #which would also have been incredible news in other ways too––being in any show has been a long-term goal and I would be like okay I've hit #that milestoone and should actually invest in a headshot #but I guess not!!!!!! #going to try and not be angry at myself though #I'm good and will throw myself into my work #which I have much to do of and talent to apply to

[reunioninn]

bro some ppl are fucking wild tell me why i argued with a guy who refuses to admit that hes bad at fighting games while continuously blaming the game for his lack of skill. "they should add a block button" are you fucking stupid

or rather, he DOES admit that hes bad, but he still blames the game for the areas he personally struggles with and tries to call the fighters "bad" bc he personally doesnt know how to fight them

respectfully, but also disrespectfully, skill issue. if you know you dont understand and you refuse to practice/learn, you dont get to complain that the game is bad because you dont know how to play it. you can just stop. uninstall. leave. this isnt the game for you.

#bramble rambles #also this guy would ping the matchmaking role but would gatekeep people from playing with him if they mained a character he didnt like #dead serious hed be asking people who they main and if he didnt like it hed be like 'sorry i dont want to play with you' #he deadass ruled out like half of strives roster this way #and so everyone was like. no we dont want to play with YOU because you refuse to play with us #also he admit to purposely picking characters that were too hard to understand for him #so we were like 'ok just pick someone easy' #>refuses to play any of the 'easy' characters #like. theres nothing else i can say except Skill Issue #its not our fault or the games fault that youre a whiny pissbaby who hates losing #another thing he admit to. he hates the characters bc he loses to them. thats literally why #bro tried to say 'sol hits too hard' have you considered blocking? oh wait. #he announced that he blocked me and called me a prick bc i said Skill Issue to him #like what else could i say while you were throwing your tantrum about how much you hate strive bc youre bad at it #just stop playing. leave.

[orcelito]

Ok triple vaccine is kicking my ass. Now. I am.now grateful that I scheduled it with a day off after

#speculation nation #negative/ #i will be real this is genuinely one of the worst pains of my life #but to.make matters worse. my period started :/ so im dealing with first day cramps of Those #i got only 4 hours of sleep bc despite taking a melatonin i just Could Not Fall Asleep #my feet and legs were so very cold that even 45 minutes under a hot pad still hadnt warmed them #it took hours before i felt like i could remove it. idk how long exactly id finally fallen asleep #but june wouldnt stop crying until eventually she came up to bed #and poor sweet girl did her normal thing of climbing on me. which is usually fine. #but she stepped on my arm and. hhhhhholy shit lmfao That had to be one of the worst pains of my life. #like a 7 or maybe even an 8. right now doijg nothing id say its a 5 #i need to take ibuprofen but i need to get some food in me first #which. oh yeah. i got out of bed to try to eat a bit so i could take some ibuprofen. ended up lightheaded as fuck #had to sit down several times. until at one point i got hit with a spell so bad i was Convinced i was gonna throw up #sat beside the toilet with a cold sweat as i waited for the nausea to subside. #i was gonna have corn dogs for a small meal. they r in the microwave even. but rn i am.just gingerly sipping on an Ensure #with a plastic bag beside me lol. just in case. bc i dont fuck with nausea risks man i am.not puking on my floor. #eurgh why did my.body decide to make things worse for me.... this Sucks #emetophobia/

[kenzie-ann27]

I'd love an acting roundtable of actors who were part of super big tv shows, but then they struggle to find work afterwards. like that's such a fascinating phenomenon to me

it has to be terrifying as an actor to think you've been typecast as something, but at the same time, that thing is one of the best things in the world. and when you've struggled so long as an actor, you really wanted that thing, too

#throw jeremy strong and john hamm and gwendoline christie and ben savage and glenn howerton together in a room #one hit wonders like i need to know how that really feels #because they are so super talented and amazing at what they do and they're part of some of the most acclaimed tv shows and yet #i can't think of a single thing john hamm has done since mad men #where are the sopranos people! where is the game of thrones cast! like #breaking bad! big bang theory! the office! house of cards! #these brilliant brilliant shows that go on for years and years #we all sit in front of the tv every week and wait for it and when they're done we just forget about them #it's so bizarre #acting #anyway

[sevicia]

Thinking of the way other kids treated me when I was in school makes me crazy like why'd they do all that 😭

& it wasn't even that bad I have always just been really really sensitive. SAD.

It only got physical a few times too like how long has it been, 6? 7 years? And I'm still hung up on it somehow

It's actually so fucked up how whatever you go through as a child will Literally change you forever, can't I like... scrape those parts off.... and be a normal fucking person for once 😭

#I can remember like. being kicked around a few times or having trash thrown at me #or one time that I remember SO CLEARLY is waiting for the school bus inside (it works dif here) #and some kids knocking a bible stand over so it hit my feet like those things were HEAVY and made of like. metal or smth IDK #and I had to bear it until I got home and then I could barely walk around cause it was THROBBING so I just did my chores and went to bed #and another time not necessarily being hit or anything #but boys would take their socks off after PE and throw them at me and laugh #I think they did all that cause I was literally just. stoic. I never reacted even when I wanted to scream #I thought that if I didn't react they'd all get bored and stop #it only stopped around 7th grade when they stopped considering it fun I guess #and then they started being nice to me like WHAT. #I never called anyone out. I just didn't wanna deal with the shame yk #these tags are so FUCKING long. why'd I say all that. #whatever. MY diary ‼️ #diary

[nugsanart09-works]

thank you xingqiu

for volunteering to my cause

#dude came home via the weapons banner #he's more iconic than shinobu now #(she came home via a throw roll in the standard banner) #speaking of which: i have planted naku weed in my teapot #by the time this is posted my shinobu will be lvl 40 🎉🎊🥳 #since xingqiu reached lvl 40 within a few minutes of me having him #perks of late arrivals having them mats ready and waiting #genshin xingqiu #nugsanfiction #nugsandrabbles #nugsanbabbles #novaverse #genshin impact #genshin sagau #got hit by author's block #but was hilariously saved by a fellow author #he came in CLUTCH fr fr

[mrmallard]

So on top of starting FF13 and playing FF5 on my tablet, I also started playing Kingdom Hearts on PS3.

I think I'm gonna play 13 on weekdays and KH on weekends, and 5 is gonna be a bedtime game because it's on my tablet.

I decided to play on Proud difficulty given how much I've played the game over the years. I actually almost beat the Tarzan level after completely circumventing the Alice in Wonderland stage, I only got tripped up at the final boss of the world.

I just finished Agrabah too. I've got two Dark Matter and two Mystery Goo, and I'm looking forward to getting the synthesis trophy. I'm thinking of trying to platinum the game, but I might save the Sephiroth fight for a second playthrough on easy mode because you get a trophy for playing the game on easy mode.

#dude I'm already so far into kh and I've only been playing it for ten and a half hours #and I'm only as far as I am because I decided to get a bunch of side stuff done like dark matter and mystery goo #and trinities and stuff #i had a bit of a headstart because I did the technical xp exploit with wakka on destiny islands #where he throws blitzballs at you and you hit them back for technical xp to level up before you leave the island #i grinded up to level 7 #also I'm playing the game at midday - meaning that the xp gained is cinsistent throughout the entire game #as opposed to being boosted in the first half and reduced in the second half or vice versa #i can't wait for the metal chocobo. favorite keyblade ever. just beat everything to death with a fuck-off hunk of cast iron

[jedi-bird]

I have officially put off doing the dishes for too long and might have created a problem for myself. But I'm also tired and stressed from a very horrible dream and don't want to do them right now.

#I'll get to them at some point today #just not right this moment #i has a dream about my old abuser and its throwing me off big time #in it i finally confronted them and started hitting them #and while it's good that I'm finally getting that shit out it's also a shitty time of the year for it #and i really hope it's not prophetic and this means they're going to try and contact me #i want to leave the house today but now I'm scared that they'll be nearby waiting

[keeps-ache]

[eats dirt] [eats dirt] [eats dirt] ... [eats dirt] [eats dirt] [eats dir-

#just me hi #i'm shoveling that stuff in. in spirit #//not many thoughts today except Boy am i tired or what lol #no reason to be tired. just Am. guess that's how it be tho sometimes :) #having ideas though!! just can't seem to actually get around to them lol #i'm walking in circles but i won't stand up. silly! #guess i'll wait til i get hit with that creative-train again. and then we'll go through this again. and i'll talk about it. and then i'll b #waiting again. and then i'll throw out like 10 pieces in a week. and then another week of waste and languor #hm. i Have been wanting to make a 2nd piece to overgrowth n languor. i should do that #o+l was in my brain for Months tho. i should let this one simmer for a bit then lol #//okay i'm going now. see you.... whenever!! :0

[carcarrot]

sparks have ordered new york pizza

#youll never guess where i am (back stage door) #reviews and all that tomorrow all youre getting tonight is my exceptional investigative reporting #why am i out here waiting for the past more than half hour? well #my comedic life story incoming #NEITHER of them saw me holding up my envelope but wait #someone two seats down from me was gesturing for me to throw it #i was like uhhhh bc my throwing skills are iffy and i didnt want to accidentally hit one of em #so that person tossed it onstage for me #and it skidded next to ron #and we are all like ron!!!!! but he did not see it 😔 #finally got one of the roadies to give the letter back #and now im here!

[wellnesscard]

i hate vapes and i hate our convenience culture and i hate the sanitizing of the public by removing all smoking zones

top ten posts i make when im niccy sicky and smoking a vape when i wanna cig

#in this context niccy sicky means craving even tho its usually meant to say nicotine buzz too hard throwing up #devon keeps buying these disposable vapes and of course im gonna hit them + were so thinly stretched lately im like. wait ten dollars does #matter and i shouldn't go buy a pack. at least i have *you* #vile #disgusting #imitation #i hate what vapes have done to the nicotine addicted community #everyone and their little sister is on these bitch sticks. vapers embarrassment versus cigarette smokers staunch swag