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the-light-of-luna · 3 years ago
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Tony, a Gen X-er: I'm ready for bed
Wanda, a millennial: I'm ready for death
Peter, a Gen Z kid: *finger guns at Wanda* me too
Tony:...
Tony: I'm legitimately concerned
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mcu-incorrect-quotes · 2 years ago
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Meanwhile inside the soul stone...
Peter: Dumbest scar stories, go!
Strange: I burned my tongue once drinking tea.
Wanda: I dropped a hair dryer on my leg once and burned it.
T'Challa: See this little scar on my arm? I got that when Nakia dug her nails into my arm during a sad movie.
Sam: I have a piece of graphite in my leg for accidentally stabbing myself with a pencil in the first grade.
Quill: I was taking a cup of noodles out of the microwave and spilled it on my hand and I got a really bad burn.
Peter: Well I have a few scars on my arm from crashing my skateboard.
Bucky:
Bucky: I have emotional scars.
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nat-maximoff · 8 days ago
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Natasha: I think you have PTSD
Y/N: Yeah I have PTSD. Proficient Talent for Sucking Dick
Wanda: I think we also need to talk about you're use of humor as a coping mechanism
Y/N: Guys, I don't think you understand how clever what I just said was
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scarletxwinter · 4 months ago
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Dr Strange, meditating: Finally, let me just relax and—
Wong: hey look, that Spider-Kid is a criminal, Maximoff girl held an entire town hostage and tried to change reality, there’s also an alternate branch in time back in 2012 where Loki escaped with the Tesseract.
Dr. Strange:...
Wong: Look at the bright side, I found some money to buy us TWO Tuna Melt :)
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Tony: Who broke the coffee pot? I'm not mad, I just want to know.
Everyone:
Peter: I did it, I broke it.
Tony: No. No, you didn't. Sam?
Sam: Don't look at me, look at Bucky.
Bucky: What? I didn't break it.
Sam: Huh, that's weird. How did you even know it was broken?
Bucky: Because it's standing right in front of us and it's broken!
Sam: Suspicious.
Bucky: No, it's not.
Clint: If it matters, probably not, Wanda was the last person to use it.
Wanda: Liar! I don't even drink that crap.
Clint: Oh, really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Wanda: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Clint!
Rhodey: Okay, let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Tony.
Tony: No! Who broke it?
Bucky: Steve has been awfully quiet...
Steve: Really? Oh my God!
[everyone arguing]
Tony, to the Stephen and peter: I broke it. It burned my hand so I punched it. I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Stephen: Good. it was getting a little chummy around here.
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lesbian-deadpool · 6 months ago
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Tony: You really put aside everything and came all this way for me? How did you even get here so fast?
Wanda: Several traffic violations.
Natasha: Three counts of resisting arrest.
Peter: Roughly thirteen cans of energy drinks.
Y/N: Also, that's not our car.
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red-lipstick-bisexual · 5 months ago
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Not to be gay, but Hot damn, new Wanda's outfit is fucking HOT
Like forget that ugly ass corset, that was not only OVERLY showing, but doing nothing to my girl's beauty
But this!
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Hot. Fucking. Damn.
THIS. IS. AN. OUTFIT.
I am simping ✨Respectfully✨
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incorrectquotesmcu · 22 days ago
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Wanda: So what’s it like dating Yelena?
Y/N: Once, I asked her for a water while she was pissed at me, and she brought me a glass full of ice and said, “wait”.
Y/N: I love her.
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arcemo17 · 5 months ago
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Bruce: So how have you guys been coping with your losses?
Peter: I still cry over Tony every day.
Sam: I’ve made an effort to talk about Steve in therapy recently.
Wanda: ...I’ve reanimated Vision’s dead body.
Peter: I don’t like the vibes we’ve created here.
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