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incorrectquotesmcu · 2 days ago
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Steve: You have to pick your battles.
Natasha: One of the battles we picked was to stop Scott and Sam from running plastic tubes all over the compound and placing hamsters inside of them.
Wanda: They were gonna call it Tube City.
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nat-maximoff · 4 months ago
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Natasha: I think you have PTSD
Y/N: Yeah I have PTSD. Proficient Talent for Sucking Dick
Wanda: I think we also need to talk about you're use of humor as a coping mechanism
Y/N: Guys, I don't think you understand how clever what I just said was
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not-a-mistake-a-regret · a month ago
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Bucky watching the news: some idiots tried to fight a squid at the aquarium
Sam covered in ink: Maybe the squid was being a dick
[Meanwhile]
Wanda: why are you covered in ink
Y/N: because i’m a good friend
Wanda: …
Y/N: …
Wanda: …
Y/N: don’t watch the news
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aquamarinescarlet · 3 months ago
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Wanda: Why is your back covered with scratches?
[Flashbacks of Y/n and Peter chasing a racoon after Wanda told them to leave it alone]
Y/n: I’m having an affair.
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tati3001 · 2 months ago
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*Y/n quietly sneaking out of Wanda's room. She turned around in time to see Maria sneaking our of Natasha's room*
Maria: So...
Y/n: So...
*They get interrupted by Valkyrie sneaking out of Carol's room. The three of them look at each other and Valkyrie lifts her finger to point at both girls*
Valkyrie: Not a word.
Y/n: You got it *Thumbs up*
*The three of them stood in front of the door's awkardly*
Maria: I guess... Goodnight?
Y/n: Sounds good to me.
*Nobody moves. Suddenly, the door of Bucky's room opened and Sam sneaked out*
Y/n, Valkyrie and Maria: *Whut*
Sam: O.O
*Tony door open's next and Steve sneakes out. He turns around and stays cold when everyone's eyes are on him*.
*Y/n openes her mouth but insteads openes the door and slowly walks back in Wanda's room*
Y/n: So Witchy, looks like I'll spend the night with ya :D
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gaysuperheroes · 12 days ago
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[Yelena and Kate]
Kate: FOR GOD SAKE YELENA IT'S NOT HARRY POTTER
Yelena: THEN WHY ARE YOU RIDING A BROOM
Kate: IT'S FOR VISUAL SUPPORT THIS IS MY HORSE
[Wandanat]
Wanda: *moves arms slightly to the right*
Natasha: the great Gatsby
Yelena: HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE
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clueless-sapphic · a month ago
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Wanda: hey babe, can i read your palm?
y/n: Sure! I want to see what it says
*gives Wanda their hand*
Wanda: It says that you should have my ring on your finger
*pulls out engagement ring*
y/n: That- That was really good
Wanda: is that a yes?
y/n: It’s a yes witchy
inspired from an incorrect quote by @supremedinosaur
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marvels-bitch-boy · 22 days ago
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Emerald Eyes: DON'T DO THAT AGAIN!
Y/N: wanda we have to get going! We’ll be late if we don't leave now
Wanda appearing in the doorway: we can't go, the stress is bad for the baby
Y/N ABSOLUTELY LOOSING IT: THE BABY!!?!? WHAT FUCKIN BABY!?!?
Wanda point across the room: Pietro... Fancy clothes gives him anxiety
Y/N now exhausted: Wands...STOP DOING THAT!-and he's a grown man! He can wear sweatpants
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checkingoutforheroes · 5 months ago
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Calm.
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In the middle of argument.
Natasha: Alright. Can we just have a calm conversation like a normal people??
Y/n: Fine.. You go first.
Natasha: Okay, first of all, WHAT THE FUC-
Carol: They're not going to have a calm conversation isn't it?
Wanda: Nope.
Maria: Oh, Romanoff and Y/l/n is having a conversation again i see.
Carol: You call that a conversation?
Maria: I've seen worse.
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incorrectquotesmcu · 14 hours ago
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Pietro: Wakey wakey eggs and bakey.
Wanda: But I’m a vegan.
Pietro: Wakey wakey vegetables and sadness.
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miphas-trident · 2 months ago
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Y/N: I just successfully beat the gay allegations Nat: ‘Beating the gay allegations’ does not mean running away from Wanda when she asks you out.
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not-a-mistake-a-regret · a month ago
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Wanda : Babe, can we please go to bed ?
Y/N : But i want ice cream..
Wanda : It's midnight, we can't get ice cream right now!
Y/N : But i want ice cream
Wanda : I'm not getting you ice cream
[1h later, at the supermaket]
Wanda : I hate you so much.
Y/N : Come on Babe :)
Wanda : jfjdjss fuck-
Y/N : Do you want cake ?
Wanda : No i want sleep
Y/N : I think you want cake
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aquamarinescarlet · 3 months ago
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Y/n: Babe, babe, do the thing!
Wanda: [Genuinely smiles]
Y/n, breathlessly: Oh my god!
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widow-jr · 3 months ago
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Wanda: I hate you 
Y/n, in her head: Enemies to lovers, slowburn, angst with happy ending, 300k+ words
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coollemonsaresour · 8 months ago
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The Breakfast club
 *Y/n,Peter, Wanda, and Pietro walks into kitchen talking, and sit at the island*  
Steve turns around wearing an apron: Mornin kids, what do you want for breakfast?  
Wanda: can we get some cooked chicken fetuses, with...  
Pietro: some cow juice  that has been acidification, coagulation, separating curds and whey, salting, shaping, and ripening.
Peter: with some of Peppa’s scraps.
Y/n: Raw toast and some Citrus sinensis piss.  
Steve: 
Steve: W-what  
Nat who walks in to her kitchen staring at her phone: eggs, *points to Wanda, still looking at her phone* Chess, *points to Pietro* Bacon, *points to Peter* Bread and orange juice * she points to you, looking up from her phone, with a smirk of question.  
Nat: To sum it up for you, they want breakfast sandwiches. 
Steve looks at the four: I am Confusion  
Everybody: Gasp
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draycxrter · 27 days ago
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Wanda: I want to show you a picture
from last night that really upset
me.
Pietro: Okay,but in my defense
Peter bet me 10 dollars that I couldn't drink all that shampoo.
Wanda: That's not what I wanted to-
Wanda: You drank SHAMPOO?
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